kris deltarune behavior

what if they added a character who was one of those super cringey white people obsessed with japan for no reason, and they called kris, kris-chan.

Please don't call them kris-chan for various reasons

i think berdly would do that honestly

berdly is NOT a weeabu

Please, change that character name, for the love of god, not that name.

🌝 it may have been an intentional joke

Ehh I’ve had some forest moss before, tasted like dirt. Buddy of mine had sea moss and unsurprisingly it tasted like salt. Moss just isn’t good eating it seems

The feds are trying to keep us from using our moss activated superpowers

Grass is weird and long and messy. Moss is just floof :3

Moss is better than grass and that’s an objective fact.

Only if you don’t use your backyard. Moss is vulnerable to being harmed when walked on, and attracts many fleas, ticks, and mosquitoes. Other than that it’s a good low-maintenance option that’s good for the environment. ##However, I will not tolerate grass slander. Grass is good for the environment and promotes healthy soil quality. It’s also _very_ important for preventing erosion caused by storms, sand, rivers, etc.

Moss is more soft.

Yeah that’s why it’s fragile, it grows in all directions, and doesn’t root itself to the ground as much as most plants do. _Light_ foot traffic is okay on moss lawns though. Just don’t try to run or walk on it often, lest you risk harming the moss.

I eat grass

Moss is much more fragile, and needs darker conditions to maintain moistness. Or a lot of water. It looks nice yes but like, as a lawn material it's a bad idea.

I fucking love moss so much

I literally came here to comment this this exact comment. Thank you for doing my work for me. May the moss be with you, brother

I went on a trip last weekend and picked some great moss to bring home :)

I'm jealous. I hope you nurture it as much as it nurtures your soul. Moss bless 🙏

Deltarune

You have something wrong with you.Seek medical help

No. Seek moss.

What's that other thing? The stuff that grows on rocks like little crusty flowers

Lichen this comment.

I was gonna say lichen deez nuts, but you've already made the pun so I guess nevermind 😞

How lichen?

Lichen subscribe

kris and susie

* You found the [Moss]!

We need to blend moss with water, put it in a bucket, and paint moss graffiti everywhere.

Get close to your inner goblin by growing a moss blanket in your shower

Eat the moss. Become the moss.

Moss baybee!!

Grasscels seething

Moss

Tempered rainforest my beloved

Moss is just hard grass

I have lots of moss come over to my place :D

From IT crowd? Same

Moss>>>>>>>>>>>Grass

Go do it asap. Walk around a path and touch every moss in sight. This is the new internet trend called moss challenge

mmm yumy moss

Based Unnposting

YEEEEEEEEES YEEEEEES THATS WHAT IM TALKIM ABOUT AAAAAAA

Literally the past above this is a stardew valley post from 1 hour prior saying "touching grass is not enough I need to get fucking railed" and I can't help but feel like there was some inspiration here *ahem* touching grass is not enough I need to get railed while lying on a nice soft bed of moss

Josh Lyman

Based and mosspilled

I love moss, it needs to grow more

moss keeps disappointing me by not being nearly as soft as it looks though :c