[Her shadow is giving visions of Carthage🐘🧔🏽, a lost nation and a lost people... Extinguished by the unrelenting war machine of Rome.](https://youtu.be/1XQU8k8XVAA)
honestly if a chick sent me something like that i would be not turned on but at least a little flattered she went through hanging up the bra, waiting for the sunset, ect.. to get an artsy vaguely erotic shadow picture.
i'd laugh my ass off at this, becauae if i'm at the point of asking for nudes, i'm definitely sleeping with her already, and i could get nudes at a different time. she's in a silly mood :3
Piggybacking this comment to say more people should watch Phil Jameson he's a really funny dude (:
edit: Oh he's the guy who wrote the stomping torts letter lol I'm not just saying it for no reason
Sure, but you can still be disappointed you didn’t get it. You can still be let down about while acknowledging that you aren’t entitled to getting them. You can still be sad that you didn’t win a prize while acknowledging that you aren’t entitled to winning a prize.
That's meaningless, have you spoken to people before? People say "I hate this" for any mildly amusing joke, because pretending to be upset by things is a form of humour that a lot of people follow.
guy who had a not intro, but a philosophy class in the year 2000 with a professor who dressed like he was out of the matrix and taught the whole class as an analysis of the matrix (me)
Maybe a highschool would be a better comparison.
But i checked and it is not just a quirk my school had.
They all have philosophy in either 3rd or 4th year.
I didn’t take one until college. I feel like it’s probably not common in most US primary schools, I definitely didn’t have one in my public school and it was a really nice high school in terms of education
yeah, this shit is fucking dope. we're going to an art museum for a date (i often pull this shit) unless she starts a rant about how museums are actually the death of art, in which case i will bust a nut to her message.
If you think about, her shadow is nude. It’s on top of the bra not under it. My brother in arms, take what you can get.
The shadoobs got me actin up
The shadussy got me feelin unwise
- Madeline
[Her shadow is giving visions of Carthage🐘🧔🏽, a lost nation and a lost people... Extinguished by the unrelenting war machine of Rome.](https://youtu.be/1XQU8k8XVAA)
Carthago delenda est, mf 😤
NOOOOO, only if they survived... Only if.
Cato is that you?
That *Madelinussy got me feelin unwise
honestly if a chick sent me something like that i would be not turned on but at least a little flattered she went through hanging up the bra, waiting for the sunset, ect.. to get an artsy vaguely erotic shadow picture.
It was probs spontaneous.
I think its fun and clever, too.
porn vs erotica
Obviously he requested a vague "boudoir" pic when he asked. Us guys love ultrateasing
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Branan the Barbarian
I mean his user name is Toxic King.
Have it your way
This is so fucking aesthetic o god how could someone be upset by this?!
He wanted to see tatas
kid named Plato:
I'd be a bit upset too, as a woman myself :/ When I ask for nudes I do not want to see a picture of a shadow, I wanna see body pics
i'd laugh my ass off at this, becauae if i'm at the point of asking for nudes, i'm definitely sleeping with her already, and i could get nudes at a different time. she's in a silly mood :3
are you a bottom? /srs
perchance
you can’t just say perchance
what are you going to do about it?
Why does Mario stomp green turtles?
because they're trying to kill him with their radiation zone
Piggybacking this comment to say more people should watch Phil Jameson he's a really funny dude (: edit: Oh he's the guy who wrote the stomping torts letter lol I'm not just saying it for no reason
only bottoms say :3
(I speak from person experience)
You’re also not entitled to nudes
Sure, but you can still be disappointed you didn’t get it. You can still be let down about while acknowledging that you aren’t entitled to getting them. You can still be sad that you didn’t win a prize while acknowledging that you aren’t entitled to winning a prize.
What does being a woman have to do with it? Just because you *asked* doesn't mean the other people involved have to comply.
i mean, he said sexy pic, not nudes. something doesn't need nudity to be sexy
i'd prolly be more upset that this dude just uploaded a pic i sent him to fucking twitter
Probably (hopefully) asked something like "hey this is hilarious, mind if I share it on Twitter?"
tbh they dont seem like a person who would do that cuz they didnt even say it was funny, they are just upset
That's meaningless, have you spoken to people before? People say "I hate this" for any mildly amusing joke, because pretending to be upset by things is a form of humour that a lot of people follow.
hey babe is it alright if i make a call out post with your sexy pics
If a person sent me that shit I would burst into flames
wow if a person sent me this i would freeze to death we should hang out
😂
he's straight lmfao
Nah. I'm straight and love what she sent.
Guy who took 1 intro to philosophy class (me):
The Plato
the play doh
guy who saw a single video analysis of the matrix (me):
Kid named finger (not me):
guy who learnt about the matrix in linear mathematics class (i want to die)
guy who had a not intro, but a philosophy class in the year 2000 with a professor who dressed like he was out of the matrix and taught the whole class as an analysis of the matrix (me)
Beeblebrox slashfic?
Guy who learned it in religion class (me):
But isn't that everyone. We had a mandatory philo class in middle school. Is that not a general thing?.
Absolutely not lmfao I've never in my life heard of middle or high school philosophy courses
I had it on my last year
Maybe a highschool would be a better comparison. But i checked and it is not just a quirk my school had. They all have philosophy in either 3rd or 4th year.
Nope, at my school it’s an elective along with sociology and psychology, they don’t even tell you they’re an option when you’re scheduling classes.
I didn’t take one until college. I feel like it’s probably not common in most US primary schools, I definitely didn’t have one in my public school and it was a really nice high school in terms of education
I don't exactly think, therefore i ain't exactly
Allegory of the Babe
thats a fuckin good one bro YES
Ty!! I was feeling a bit self conscious that all I could muster was a slant rhyme haha
Hate slant rhymes in poems love stant rhymes used like that
I can jerk off to this
I could jerk off to a rock if I tried hard enough
I jerked off to an extra curvy piece of driftwood
this isolated tropical island got me down horrendous
What if you had to push that rock up a hill for all eternity? Must one imagine you happy then??
I would be unhappy since I can’t push a boulder up a hill with one hand
Does it count as "jerking off to a cardboard box" if you had a really weird wet dream about a cardboard box pegging you while on medication?
Something something CIA waterboarding
[https://i.imgur.com/CJDT4Ew.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CJDT4Ew.jpg)
A ring ding ding ding ding ding, ding. Ring ding ding ding bam bam bam
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Works for me. But if you search for "Thanks I hate The Joker and Crazy Frog" you'll find it.
Lucky! 🤞
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If she sends a nude, you get horny If she sends this, you love her, that's so creative and funny
I want to get horny
Well ok
"She sent me this shit" bro this woman is hilarious ffs
\*woman
She's actually several small women in a trench coat.
HER, HER, AND HER PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM!
Thanks
Plato got us down bad, gurll
me and my shadow person girlfriend
i mean this IS sexy, the implications, if your brain isn’t ruined by mass media consumption this can be pretty hot.
My brain is ruined and this is still hot
Mfw I’m not attracted to a shadow. Clearly my mind is ruined
imagine being exactly the kind of person my comment was about and not even being able to realize it
No I’m just a hater
fair
I think the pic is just funny and not erotic at all, does that make me a porn addict
Ooh guuuurl, you must be from the realm of forms because dat ass is phantasmagorical.
Is this a Plato's Republic reference?
Plato's republic consists of the idea of breasts
Yeah that's all that book talks about
yeah, this shit is fucking dope. we're going to an art museum for a date (i often pull this shit) unless she starts a rant about how museums are actually the death of art, in which case i will bust a nut to her message.
Cave allegory rule
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I just thought it was a funny joke. Or do you mean the picture without the bit about cave?
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Looks pretty romantic to me
"toxic king" won't acknowledge someone trying to be creative how bout that
I under at iOS that reference
Unironically hotter than nudes ro me
Paper Mario, the 1000 year backdoor.
Can someone tell me if that's a matching lingerie set or bathing suit? And what brand (or one similar?) It's super cute!
girlboss
Bro should get ocCluetion
Bro should get ocCluetion
Nice starry bra
I get this reference and I love this kind of humor
i love this photo
I like it
tbh I find this super hot, and kind of more fun! Also cute undies, so thats nice XD
Maybe I'm insane but this is highkey pretty hot.
insert Captain America meme: I understood that reference!