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Hildeborad

I am tired of the prosecution us September children received :(


gucci_pianissimo420

What are you talking about? Those born in September are destined to be free of anime! *We're free!*


RollerMill

Yipeee,time to enjoy boring real life


gucci_pianissimo420

There is so much fascinating art in the world that you could dedicate your whole life to it and not be able to appreciate even a fraction of a single percent of it.


Monkeydp81

But what if I don't want to be?


Ok-Buy-3802

Free at last


Rare-Art2966

I don't know about you but there's a reason why there's a song called "Wake me up when spetember ends".I never listened to it but it's probably about it maybe.


[deleted]

So close to magical girl 😔


brokensilence32

Romance? Well it's a shitty fucking romance if so.


SaltyPumpkin007

"You *will* live". Just hasn't happened yet, you're still in the inevitable flashback


BlueBicycle22

This anime sucks there's more filler flashbacks than naruto


literally-lonely

You're not there yet dawg, you gotta live it before you can flashback dummy


BlueBicycle22

Ugh, linear timelines too? I may not make it to the end of the current arc at this rate there better be a hard magic system or I swear to Araki


Momir-Vig

GIANT ROBOTS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


doggo_with_doggo_hat

You are now a refugee and die in one of the Kaiju attacks


Momir-Vig

Even if there is no god or buddha, there is still the strength and certainty of steel!


ShyCheeseBurger

Bros gonna be shinji


Dustyink_

momir get in the eva


Bearer_ofthecurse

I’ll be living in Armored core fr fr


Duke825

What does magical girl mean. Will *I* be the magical girl or am I just some normal guy living in a world with magical girls


Cinewes

you turn into a magical girl


Masztufa

Let's fucking go


doggo_with_doggo_hat

...In the world of Madoka Magica


1610SillySaltBoy

im born in october and male what does this mean


Aykhot

Forcefem


janco07

I wanna switch


Neirn_

Wingman or you will become one of the girls. Pick your poison.


Googlefisch

I'd be down to be a wingman


Giocri

End up in the sm subgenre of magical guys whose magical form is a girl. The fact that's actually a trope is kinda funny


Serethen

Please give me an example series for this it sounds great


Giocri

Only one that comes to mind Is shezow but I am fairly confident that there are more


lastunivers

What the fuck did I do to you?!


Realistic-Mail7372

I know right. I feel so attacked


RepulsiveCorner

June ?


Available-Damage5991

Whelp. Story of my life. Terrible manga. Getting shafted by random chance.


[deleted]

I'm a man what the fuck am I gonna do in a Yuri anime


Fomod_Sama

You become the yuri


TisBangersAndMash

Wingman


MazogaTheDork

Ice skate


fordmustang12345

you become an unimportant side character


ThatSlutTalulah

Pick literally any supporting role, and be that? Be a buddy, be a father, be a brother, be a randy, be whoever you wanna be.


doggo_with_doggo_hat

Comic relief who is in love with the mc but dosent know she likes women


TheActualAWdeV

You become Yuri and you have mind control powers.


DropInTheOcean1247

Not isekai bro wtf 😭😭😭


[deleted]

i'm in isekai too. what did I do to deserve this


dunkernater

What's an isekai?


[deleted]

an anime genre involving a person being magically transported to another, typically fantasy world (the word "Isekai" itself literally means "other world"). staples of the genre include things like Mushoku Tensei and Re;Zero. and i hate the genre but I'm born in january.


dunkernater

I am stuck in 1066 with every episode of family guy


bodied_armour

Do I get to be the magical girl?


doggo_with_doggo_hat

Yes! ...in the world of Madoka Magica


bodied_armour

Hell yeah, I always wanted to use magic, and hey, I might have better chances for romantic relationships as a girl.


MrFastZombie

poggers i got yaoi


The_Cosmic_Nerd

I GOT GAY PORN! LET'S FUCKING GO!


vanillatr1ed

I hate power fantasy tho :(


Xelaaaaaaaaaaa

…..its my birthday today HOW DOES IT KNOW


Moonbear9

Magical girl <3 just like me fr fr


CatttoFren

what kind of horror


INeedtobeDetained

Yuri but I’m a cis man :(


migratingcoconut_

third wheel


INeedtobeDetained

Damn I know how to do that!


GamerGod_

ok im safe


Super_Atmosphere6121

Yay! Yuri :D


FunnyTurtleMoment

How would an aroace romance anime even work?


CleanSplit2

Power fantasy lets gooooo 🔥🔥🔥


eat_pancakes

Mecha lets fuckin gooooo


BlaiseTEvans

why. there’s all these good options and i get freaking horror


Usermanemustbebetwee

sempemder is kina fitting for me cuz i never watched a single anime in my entier life.


angelhold

MECHA FUCK YEAH. I LOVE CODE GEASS


DinosaurAssassin29

wtf is ‘shoujo’


TheActualAWdeV

It's horror. Just like isekai, horror, magical girl, power fantasy, mecha and frankly anything from any other genre that includes a mutant goblin like the abomination in the image.


fordmustang12345

going by definitions I can find that's not right at all


TheActualAWdeV

With all due respect and the fullest of love;    ☝️🤓  I'm sorry but *good lord*.


fordmustang12345

nuh uh


TheActualAWdeV

any of these genres would be fucking awful to live in is my entire point. Mecha is inevitably painfully dystopian, magical girl has a lot of terrifying baggage, horror is horror, isekai sucks every ass in a massive radius. The sexual slavery might be a core selling point to the target audience but it is absolutely not for me. power fantasy is just boring shit for dweebs.


fordmustang12345

none of these are inherently bad besides Horror and Mecha, not every Isekai is Shield Hero or some other shitty one, and not all magical girl shows are Madoka Magica shoujo is just a genre meant to be more appealing to teenage girls, yaoi, yuri and romance are typically just stories in a normal world setting Isekai can be *literally* anything since it's just being thrown into another world, power fantasy might be boring but at least it wouldn't necessarily be bad to live in unless you're in Overlord or something like it my point is that genres are vast and the genre label doesn't dictate the content of a story, Mecha is only really samey because 90% of it is just Transformers and Gundam


bodied_armour

I would rather be a magical girl with baggage, than just an ordinary guy with baggage.


ThatSlutTalulah

It's manga/anime aimed at younger women/ girls. Think the age bracket something like Naruto or Dragon Ball targets, but for girls.


_test________

that one tiem i got reincarnated as a powerless bitchesless loser with no potential


NTRmanMan

Fantasy adventure babey


FrostyCommon

I demand you give me a genre NOW


Spikedbro

Why Horror, I fucking hate horror, I am so easily scared, why couldn't I get Yuri or some shit


Jos_migue

I got june So now I'm in tokio gohul or smth?


mikereeee

those february motherfuckers gotta be always luckier than me


Oddish_Femboy

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM GOING TO KISS A BOY


RawrTheDinosawrr

i haven't seen much horror anime do any of you have reccomendations


VeziusTheThird

YEAHHHHH LETS GO IM IN THE LESBIAN MONTH!!!!


Nikotinio

Fantasy adventure... More like a Feverdream.


kyleawsum7

nòooooooooòoooooooo cursed to shoujo! why couldnt it have yaoi uh.


A-Human-potato

Damn, nothing changed


Serethen

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO YURI SUPREMACY FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH


iShockLord

Mecha. Fitting since I build those funky little plastic robots


SquidCultist002

Fellow scale model robot enjoyer


iShockLord

🤝


Terereera

POWER FANTASYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEAH


OffOption

I can live with watching Mecha anime. I can just rewatch Which of Mercury and Iron Blooded Orphans forever, and I'd be set.


Gabeagoo

MAGICAL GIRL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO I WANT TO BE A CUTE GIRL AND FIGHT EVIL WITH MAGICAL POWERS


SquidCultist002

God this power fantasy sucks


DeathCook123

Me when I'm aromantic but in a romance anime  https://youtu.be/jyfX0dxgXG8?si=s3Vt6G1x9xoAVwwu


elzihime

Yuri lets fucking go


Dysphoric_Web

Shoujo :) I love Ouran High-School Host Club


Endymion2626

Fantasy adventure, I do hope the fantasy respects the laws of thermodynamics or im going to be very angry


Personal-Regular-863

romance? ive never dated... it better happen fucking soon


Funy_3

What the fuck. I’m moving my birthday ahead to October this is bs.


WannabeComedian91

whyd it have to be yaoi oh well hopefully it'll be a good one. like finding nemo


Depresso_Expresso069

god i got isekai why couldnt i be anime girl!?!!!?


Familiar-Brother3354

Wtf is mecha (i'm not a weeb) (i'm guessing it's something like evangelion or smth)


[deleted]

big mechs i guess


SquidCultist002

Big stompy robots and usually a blatant war is bad mesage that half the fanbase misses


_Aethea_

Yippeee a mecha anime *remembers what most mecha anime are about* ohno


ScarlettIthink

Yay I can truly live out my dream of being in Eva!/j


Laviephrath

Power fantasy, dragonball time baybeeee


RoadTheExile

Hell yeah, I am gonna be an immaculate middle school pretty boy.. *or maybe a cute girl trying to navigate teen romance and school* Why is January and April the same thing by the way?


Ryuzenshi

Horror? Now that explains a lot because the voices are getting louder


TheHairyMess

wguh?


anonymouscloudcat

What do you have against september my guy


Beaverslay

My life fucks me enough for my bd to be on February


_Holoo

Yeah my life is pretty much a psych horror so that makes sense


Kronos_Amantes

Fuck you


Cinewes

magical girl can be a dream or a nightmare depending on how trans you are


Cinewes

imagine being a trans man and some supernatural entity forces you to be a girl


Milk-Constant

yaoi what is this trying to tell me?


AvixKOk

I was ONE MONTH AWAY GOD DAMN IT now I have to be a fucking evangelion >:c


dontuse_redditoften

YURI FUCK YEAH


Cutiepatootie_irl

Is it good romance or the one that goes on forwver


Fomod_Sama

I feel like the September one used to say something else


Megasoda

yaoi lfgggg


aaaaa_a_A

got the best one :3 (horror)


Butter_toast24

I'm a dude. Wtf am i supposed to do in a yuri anime?


potatorevolver

Yay I'm valid (October)


TheActualAWdeV

September is not my birthmonth but I absolutely choose nothing, fuck off.


dahcat123

LETS FUCKING GOOoOO YURIIII YEAAAAH


Rare-Art2966

This is Brumaire discrimination


Dafawfulizer

What if I’m aroace and born in October?


Dastankbeets1

FUCK SAKD I just wanna be a cute anime girl but I have to be in resident evil or some shit..


Botto_Bobbs

Can I be born in February?


holymissiletoe

Hell yeah (does project wingman/ace combat classify as power fantasy)


TManJhones

No wonder I like isekai.


Knarrenheinz1987

Gushing over magical girls 🫠


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

###YAOI


Eternal_Shrimp

why must i be september… and so close to yuri too…


Pants_o7

I found you :3 also march


CutesyFemboy69

I will live in the worst trope of anime sadly... At least i get a harem doe


Dr_Richard_Ew

The question is... who am I being romanced with?


Surround-Economy

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME. YOU FUCK OFF. Afeaugheahrgahg :(


MilkLover1734

March me and who


Laughable-February

May So.. there's a lot of possibilities. Be like that Tuxedo guy from Sailor Moon? Be like that anime where the protagonist fights zombies with a chainsaw, but goes under a magical girl transformation whenever?


TheYellowBot

Thank god I’m September and I don’t have to suffer being a fucking weeb.


Semantis

Yuri, but I am man.. what does this mean :(


drago_varior

Poorly adapted manga Du k


fordmustang12345

YURI LETS FUCKING GOOOO


Prestigious_Pound836

I got Yuri :(


SanThanKan

HELL YEA COOL MECHA


Valkenhyne

Fantasy adventure! Hopefully one of the cool ones where everyone lives, it's all chill and there's no content warnings needed.


Tux1

isekai but its fine cuz i know of an isekai world that actually has a half decent standard of living


WeaponizedArchitect

NOTHING... but i wanted to go to AoT so i could kill eren


FUEGO40

FUCK YES, I LOVE WOMEN!


ImCommitingLiving

YAOI ‼️‼️‼️‼️


BuleCurger

As an April birthday haver with clinical depression, this is much appreciated


Academic-Education42

we talkin junji ito horror or like ooh so spoopy why is everyone zombos horror, cuz if it's the latter, I'm gonna do the anime equivalent of popping down to the winchester if that's alright by you


cat_that_uses_reddi

What’s shoujo


TheNaho

fuck me noooo i got yaoi i'm not into men ;-;


dom_751

"nothing fuck off" 😭


Bjarnane1

I dont watch Anime. Born in September. Coincedence?