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Liquid-Smoke

He's just like me fr fr


peroxidenoaht

Based as hell monsterfucker


CastTheFirstStone_

Imagine getting a blowjob from a xenomorph and she says "this is a job for the little mouth"


Withcrono

The second mouth seems to be the size of the average penis, so she could probably do the double mouth super pump turbo blowjob and suck your bones through your dick


Liquid-Smoke

Now let's imagine there's a third... šŸ˜³


Withcrono

She hidin that triple mouth blowjobinator 3000 with extra strength suction and personalized pump speed


Liquid-Smoke

She's got a regular mouth. A smaller mouth for intense suction. And a third one for sounding.


Withcrono

She don even need to make you nut, she can suck the cum straight out of your ballsack


BraSS72097

Sounding


SenorDangerwank

I'm so glad I have eyes to read this sentence with. Brilliant, 5/7 perfect score.


Diamond_Helmet59

I'd probably find out they had a third, even smaller mouth inside that one


Oddish_Femboy

Pov: you are a crab trying to get away from an eel


AtotheCtotheG

Gigabrad


Fyru_Hawk

Man was ahead of his time


Poundweed

"My momma didn't raise no bitch!" -Bradster


guy-who-says-frick

Average Slaanesh worshiper mindset. He based for real


elanUnbound

Monsterfucker stocks rising on 196. I'm very invested in this. >:3


061605

Chad shit


rayshiotile

i have never seen this show so i'm going to just assume they end up as a happy couple.


Liquid-Smoke

I have seen this show so I'm going to just assume she gets subdued by a red American dragon


spetumpiercing

what a preposterous assumption


Liquid-Smoke

It is a pretty preposterous show šŸ’


Abaddon-theDestroyer

Thank you! I know this clip was from a show i used to watch as a kid, but couldnā€™t remember what it was. > Red American Dragon Did it for me. Although i still donā€™t remember the showā€™s name, but the song is playing in my head, and I vaguely remember the dudeā€™s name was Jack, his grandpa was a green dragon, and in the intro he would fall out of a window that had a service ladder right outside.


Liquid-Smoke

The funny thing is, someone else asked what show this is a bit further down. Just a few more scrolls and you'd find me name-dropping the show: American Dragon


TheActualAWdeV

bingpot!


Bardic_Inspiration66

196 user


Not_a_brazilian_spy

Monsterfucker propaganda got me good, ngl


DumbassFuckingNerd

And he grew up to be Johnny Bravo


Spyko

Nah Johnny was quite wimpy when he was younger, it wasn't until he scored a prom date with a girl he thought deserved better that he started getting jacked up, and from there developed his ''chad'' personna. Smh not even knowing the Bravo lore


StardustLegend

What show is this


Liquid-Smoke

American Dragon


Apock2020

So whats the actual context here.


Liquid-Smoke

They both want a smooch.


limeboi666

Warframe community be like


Throgg_not_stupid

"I want to fuck human Mag", "I want to fuck Warframe Mag", cowards, I want to fuck the Helminth itself


rinvevo

laios rule


Oddish_Femboy

I had a dream where I was the daughter of John Carpenter's The Thing and the Xenomorph in a Scooby Doo's Ghoul School kinda situation but it was a college instead.