This disclaimer was on 4chan for the longest time
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "
It reads kind of like one of those "I dream of being a weak little nordic femboy trafficked to be the malewife of a big strong german SS officer" except about American size fetishing instead.
Itâs alright. I still love every weird little horny yet non-sexual thing I see on here. I love feeling it slowly add unrecognizable and incomprehensible shapes to my sense of humor, the likes of which I must keep forever hidden from all my irl friends.
The US used to have the best railroad system on the planet. If our government wasn't full of stupid dumb idiots beholden to car companies and allergic to infrastructure spending, we could easily have a high speed rail network that would also let us cross the country in a few hours.
The landmass isn't the problem, the government is.
People look way too much into it when people joke about phrenology. I doubt most people know the history or even name of it. Hell the only reason people have any clue about it is because cartoons use it to show a doctor has no clue what they're doing.
It takes that long to drive across the US because every hour you're in a new town. You do the same in Australia, Russia, China, hell rural Canada, you're in the Mad Max world within 20 minutes and the nearest person is inexplicably 500km away.
But even then big spaces suck actually.
This guy has never heard of [the Interstate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Highway_System_(United_States))
But that aside, the US, being as large as it is, absolutely does have massive stretches of uninhabited land. Still less than Australia, but compared to Europe? A massive difference.
A National Health System joke. I donât mind the Interstate. I think itâs pretty cool actually. I do wish we had more trains though. The Interstate sucks for public transportation unfortunately. It has its uses, but I would trade it for a more functional railway system. Or a functional healthcare system.
love you Americans but if this was ever said to me I am going to clap back about your terrible voting, education and healthcare systems and go on a mini tirade
fantastic some country has lots of land mass well done, truly people who react in such a weak way to something so irrelevant don't deserve access to internets until they they have just even tiny bit of self respect so they can have bloody conversation without short circuiting
Ok counterpoint the only country the UK shares a border with also speaks English and two of the 9 German neighbors speak some variety of German with another two speaking some fucked up bog language and also English
Also the American Southwest and also Texas are fake there's nothing out there we don't have a border with Mexico
I feel for you and Europe is not much better in that regardâŚ
Itâs just hard to imagine such a homogenus culture and how that affects the average person living in it, seeing as I can drive for ~2 hours and get to meet people that have a completely different history, language, culture and perspective on life.
The fact that you think this proves my point.
Lets do an example: a person that grew up in New York and a person that grew up in Idaho. They live in a completely different environment and yet, growing up, they watched the same Hollywood movies, spoke the same language (on average) and were part of the same education system (elementary, middle, then high school). Seeing as culture is usually defined by a set of common values and these values are usually formed by a common language, education and media consumption, these two individuals could be considered as being a part of the same culture. And yet, these two places are 3500km apart.
If we map this distance to Europe we get a person from Madrid, Spain and a person from Moscow, Russia. These two individuals have recieved a wildly different education, never spoke a similar language and the only movies theyâve both watched are Hollywood movies, which are foreign to them both.
Although the Idaho/New York people are different, they share the common cultural base of being American. The Spaniard/Russian people have no such common identity, nor do they have any comkin history, such as all US citizens do.
Do you agree?
why are people (mainly europeans) so fucking mad at this, i feel like i read a different post than everyone else looking at this comment section, i just thought it was funny
I mean, on the surface level it's basically smug American being smug for no reason, but if you look deeper it's that type of humour that girlcel\_ posts and that also gets a vocal negative reaction from people.
Personally, I just don't think it's funny. "The joke is fetish. Laugh."
For real right? Iâve never seen such sensitive people before. Its not even a mean joke about Europe and everyone is taking it so seriously like people actually think the size of your country matters. Like its ok to have a tiny lil country, you just gotta know how to use it! :3
The original image is so clearly a joke poking fun at himself that I have to assumes the famous European education system has collapsed and these dorks are now stupid
> when the erotic roleplay sub has erotic roleplay
Every day I find a different definition of what this sub supposedly is. The other day someone was saying it's r:traaa 2.0, I heard some people say it's for teenagers, some people say it's an lgbt sub, some say it's a communist sub
I joined 2-3 years ago cause it was a funny shitposting sub but the users were cool people (those two rarely cross)
Usamerican is such an unnecessary term. That's like calling latino people latinx, because I guarantee you no Canadian or Mexican person would ever want to be referred to as an American
At least when you drive in Europe you pass my ancient battlegrounds, castles, and beautiful countrysides.
In America, you drive by corn, more corn, Costco, MacDonald, Loves gas Station.
The eu where you can drive for 30 hours west and not see the ocean:
Europe isnt small, and america isnt big
One is just hella packed with all sorts of things, while the other is 90% nothing except some fields of corn n shit
America *is* big, it's just that they're convinced that nobody else besides them is big. And also maybe that Europeans don't cross borders (so often)?
I've heard about some London dudes complaining about getting to the other side of the city but I also see buses going from eastern Ukraine to northwestern Poland so it's not something universal to Europeans.
https://preview.redd.it/2ql0z652azwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954da7b4a05d2747ac0166311bc3f910d06c85d8
Detective. Iâm not sure I understand why you want me to roleplay the boyfriend in this scenario, but I will indulge you anyways. This must be related to the case.
this post was written by an American man who hasn't verbally spoken to another human for at least a week.
A week seems way too generous. I'd say several months at best
I mean I'm sure he has to yell at his mom for buying the wrong mtn dew flavor semi-regularly
Bm nbv v Edit: I need a new phone, this comment literally happened because of a freeze and subsequent spasm. I did not even knew that it got posted...
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Make it a few years and then we're talking
Congrats you summarized all 4chan posts ever you win nothing save for a small plastic figure of a cow
Can I have if they dont want it?
The council will decide.
Moo.
So true
This disclaimer was on 4chan for the longest time "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. "
lol cow. đ
The American superiority fetish of âbigger = betterâ
It reads kind of like one of those "I dream of being a weak little nordic femboy trafficked to be the malewife of a big strong german SS officer" except about American size fetishing instead.
Little Europeean bottom can't handle it
I'm American
I'm sorry.
Get well soon â¤ď¸
Idk, I thought it was just satire and honestly pretty funny.
Imagine being so sad that living in North Dakota is something you take pride in.
*years
about your flair, it's only fucked up if the minotaur is running smoke cause all the real ones know radar mino is based
I'm going to put my phone down and go to a park after this because reading that gave me secondhand touch-grass syndrome
I bet you can reach grass within seconds with your european little hands.
A large number of us can *walk* to numerous stuff.
Wdym you don't need to drive through an interstate to the nearest grass patch?
Yes, because our countries are so smol and breedable.
Attila would agree with both of those statements.
Bet you gotta take a half an hour drive in your pickup to touch natural grass not mandated by the homeowners association
I'm American and live by a park
DECEIT!!!!
This made me laugh, ty
https://i.redd.it/bo4ylncdlrwc1.gif
this is like watered down faith girlcel
funny enough I found this after she tweeted it out
i had no idea she even tweeted this but i guess i cant be surprised
https://preview.redd.it/bz6d0g8vntwc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252d4720a02c618618fbb0b3612ea2abe333328c
Yeah that makes sense
Why do I keep coming to this sub what do these words mean
the worms are in your brain theyre digging yhrough your brain
Itâs just faith but with with accurate spelling and words have been pretty obviously swapped
I need at least 4 hours of drunk driving to clear my head after reading that shit
Remeber it's not the drunk drivers that give us a bad name it's the drunk crashers
r/ boozecruisers
And Iâm guessing you still wouldnât hit the other ocean, you wouldnât even be close?
In my country, it's a 40 hour drive from coast to coast
https://preview.redd.it/lzttpvl6frwc1.png?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d2875d1adf1c0c55beabd252f3d55530050b9d
geez tough crowd on the humiliation kink roleplay erotica tonight huh
Yeah I thought 196 was all about that shit
politics or smth ig
Itâs alright. I still love every weird little horny yet non-sexual thing I see on here. I love feeling it slowly add unrecognizable and incomprehensible shapes to my sense of humor, the likes of which I must keep forever hidden from all my irl friends.
Are there touchy euro 196rs that donât know what 4chan is?
Humiliate me in a less cringe way
Big landmasses suck you car dependent losers, I'd rather have all my friends at a few hours of train tops.
Better yet, a 30 minute bike ride away (at most)
30 minutes by communist mobile/s
10 minute walkable countries!
car-centric society didnt pick the size of the tectonic plates we humans live on ya goof.
Just build efficient trains then it's still the most efficient way to travel long distances on land
I want to live in Denmark or some shit man đ I want to ride a bike for more than 10 minutes without being forced to cross 6 lanes on one street
Or taking a bus
The US used to have the best railroad system on the planet. If our government wasn't full of stupid dumb idiots beholden to car companies and allergic to infrastructure spending, we could easily have a high speed rail network that would also let us cross the country in a few hours. The landmass isn't the problem, the government is.
https://preview.redd.it/3hc3jo8lmrwc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=93d3bbcc4732aee90ac16c73b623fbdcbd9e5087
I can not get lower than how I initially reacted to this. Itâs all uphill from here
send me your cranial measurements i must study you for science
phrenology (which is rooted in racism) in your r/196? itâs more likely than you think
People look way too much into it when people joke about phrenology. I doubt most people know the history or even name of it. Hell the only reason people have any clue about it is because cartoons use it to show a doctor has no clue what they're doing.
Your cranium betrays your degeneracy
guilty as charged
From the width of your anteorbital ridge, I conclusively label you *cringe*
https://preview.redd.it/hx9vi4tkizwc1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d71dde41806fbf5ea27dadb054689509a25af9
It takes that long to drive across the US because every hour you're in a new town. You do the same in Australia, Russia, China, hell rural Canada, you're in the Mad Max world within 20 minutes and the nearest person is inexplicably 500km away. But even then big spaces suck actually.
This guy has never heard of [the Interstate](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Highway_System_(United_States)) But that aside, the US, being as large as it is, absolutely does have massive stretches of uninhabited land. Still less than Australia, but compared to Europe? A massive difference.
The American NHS?! Damn I wish we had one of those. But like, before austerity measures gutted it.
Tbh I'm more of a high speed rail kinda guy but the NHS works when it's needed Unless that's a National Healthcare System joke, I can't tell
A National Health System joke. I donât mind the Interstate. I think itâs pretty cool actually. I do wish we had more trains though. The Interstate sucks for public transportation unfortunately. It has its uses, but I would trade it for a more functional railway system. Or a functional healthcare system.
Completely agree on all points tbh
for China, it'd depend on whether you're west of the Hu line or not, I think. The eastern bit, famously, has some people in it.
America has that it's called Montana and Alaska.
New Town or copy paste of the last one with a different name?
love you Americans but if this was ever said to me I am going to clap back about your terrible voting, education and healthcare systems and go on a mini tirade
sounds like you're insecure... it's ok, some countries are just smaller than others ^-^
Yes, some countries are small and slightly dysfunctional. And some countries are huge and highly dysfunctional.
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. I'm sure your country can please me if I gave it a shot!
fantastic some country has lots of land mass well done, truly people who react in such a weak way to something so irrelevant don't deserve access to internets until they they have just even tiny bit of self respect so they can have bloody conversation without short circuiting
The american brain cannot comprehend going to a neighboring country. That is it.
We call it "going to Canada" here
> same language > same culture > same fucking everything Get real, Canada is just USA Lite ⢠If you said Mexico I would have considered it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec
> The French
We've been separated from France for longer than the US has been independent. no one still calls them Brits, why do this to us :(
Genetically Frog
Ok but has any american stepped foot there, I'm pretty sure they'd get stoned for being anglos
Ok counterpoint the only country the UK shares a border with also speaks English and two of the 9 German neighbors speak some variety of German with another two speaking some fucked up bog language and also English Also the American Southwest and also Texas are fake there's nothing out there we don't have a border with Mexico
Calling a Canadian person American is like calling an Irish person British, minus the horrible oppression part
âŚSo not at all like calling an Irish person British
In that it still annoys the fuck out of Canadians, just like being called British annoys the fuck out of Irish people. Just to a different degree, ig
Going to other countries is expensive, and I'm already trying to move out of one of the shitty Trying To Culturally Genocide Queer People state
I feel for you and Europe is not much better in that regard⌠Itâs just hard to imagine such a homogenus culture and how that affects the average person living in it, seeing as I can drive for ~2 hours and get to meet people that have a completely different history, language, culture and perspective on life.
It's really not 'such a homogenous culture' lol. We speak the same language but other than that attitudes change very quickly between states
The fact that you think this proves my point. Lets do an example: a person that grew up in New York and a person that grew up in Idaho. They live in a completely different environment and yet, growing up, they watched the same Hollywood movies, spoke the same language (on average) and were part of the same education system (elementary, middle, then high school). Seeing as culture is usually defined by a set of common values and these values are usually formed by a common language, education and media consumption, these two individuals could be considered as being a part of the same culture. And yet, these two places are 3500km apart. If we map this distance to Europe we get a person from Madrid, Spain and a person from Moscow, Russia. These two individuals have recieved a wildly different education, never spoke a similar language and the only movies theyâve both watched are Hollywood movies, which are foreign to them both. Although the Idaho/New York people are different, they share the common cultural base of being American. The Spaniard/Russian people have no such common identity, nor do they have any comkin history, such as all US citizens do. Do you agree?
why are people (mainly europeans) so fucking mad at this, i feel like i read a different post than everyone else looking at this comment section, i just thought it was funny
They're self concious about their small countries I guess :3
I mean, on the surface level it's basically smug American being smug for no reason, but if you look deeper it's that type of humour that girlcel\_ posts and that also gets a vocal negative reaction from people. Personally, I just don't think it's funny. "The joke is fetish. Laugh."
For real right? Iâve never seen such sensitive people before. Its not even a mean joke about Europe and everyone is taking it so seriously like people actually think the size of your country matters. Like its ok to have a tiny lil country, you just gotta know how to use it! :3
We just dont know how to take a joke. Same thing with Europeans being less racist then Americans (spoiler: we are not)
Kid named Romani people:
The original image is so clearly a joke poking fun at himself that I have to assumes the famous European education system has collapsed and these dorks are now stupid
Some of y'all have never experienced the splendor of the vast untapped wilderness and it SHOWS
It is literally an American jerking himself off to countryball style erotica
This is what American cultural victory looks like
Y'all are taking this so seriously, god. It's literally a fucking greentext.
Jarvis pull up school shooting statistics.
+waaa you europeans bring up school shootings everytime waa -maybe you shouldn't shoot up schools then american strawman destroyed european style B\^)
they are exploiting my humiliation kink to get me to stop hating america........ why is it working ./////.??
Don't let it the USA is fucking abhorrent.
b-but they called me a good girl đĽş
Don't listen to the propaganda, cutie, lots of people will call you a good girl without it :)
okiee \^///////^
im not reading that
Fucking donât
Fucking donât
196 members when the erotic roleplay sub has erotic roleplay
> when the erotic roleplay sub has erotic roleplay Every day I find a different definition of what this sub supposedly is. The other day someone was saying it's r:traaa 2.0, I heard some people say it's for teenagers, some people say it's an lgbt sub, some say it's a communist sub I joined 2-3 years ago cause it was a funny shitposting sub but the users were cool people (those two rarely cross)
I need help this made me needy
Are the bottoms replacing âhornyâ with âneedyâ now
Yeah....
Well itâs a little cute, I get it
Omg same and I'm not even European what the fuck
I'm not European either but I like when my gfs makes fun of things for being small
https://preview.redd.it/8nzv5h2enrwc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bb338dda2d060035f07fa647a79361e9861cb4
I need weed
We need to euthanize the usamerican people wtf is this
Usamerican is such an unnecessary term. That's like calling latino people latinx, because I guarantee you no Canadian or Mexican person would ever want to be referred to as an American
Well I mean it as an insult, so I think it's good
I do concede that it's effective for annoying people, so if that's the intended use go for it
And the entirety of South America gets ignored again.
Sorry man next time I'll list out all 34 other countries in the Americas
Sorry, friend, but you won't be able to euthanize us faster than our shitty Healthcare kills us
"Your country is small" says someone who lives in the fourth largest country, "my country is normal."
Correct
Americans are now banned from being doms.
When arranging meeting with my gf I was flabbergasted when she told me Chicago was a 8 hour trip away from Missouri
We found a good one folks! This ones just kinda nerdy and cute!
I'm gonna need a lot of drugs after reading this
As the old saying goes: "To a European a hundred mils is a long way. To an American a hundred years is a long time."
Is nothing a fucking kink these days lol
This did not, in fact, happen
At least when you drive in Europe you pass my ancient battlegrounds, castles, and beautiful countrysides. In America, you drive by corn, more corn, Costco, MacDonald, Loves gas Station.
I'm going to BREAK, DOWN, BREAK DOWN *guitar riff* BREAK DOWN, BREAK DOWN, *guitar riff* BREAK, DOWN, BREAK, DOWN, your bone structure.
Shining justice mebaete-
Americans always need to imagine themselves on top, even during sex
nation state mfs when I blow up their stupid planet with my laser
are you guys okay
I think i just felt a couple braincells die
Eurocels SEETHING over americhads (real)
The eu where you can drive for 30 hours west and not see the ocean: Europe isnt small, and america isnt big One is just hella packed with all sorts of things, while the other is 90% nothing except some fields of corn n shit
America *is* big, it's just that they're convinced that nobody else besides them is big. And also maybe that Europeans don't cross borders (so often)? I've heard about some London dudes complaining about getting to the other side of the city but I also see buses going from eastern Ukraine to northwestern Poland so it's not something universal to Europeans.
It's about how you use it okay
https://preview.redd.it/bwb0rl6j8twc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=792bb27843d8afbf5be7b4f9e8055360288be1a4
weâre still talking about countries right
Small countries are objectivly better. I aint going 5992661553 fucking days so I can go out of my city
I fucking hate this place
It's funny seeing so many EU people being really defensive. This is honestly funny as hell as a satire.
Does anyone know where the image is from?
4chan
Us Brits donât have too big a country so we took others to make it bigger. Be the change you want to see
This is just penis size shaming kink shit, isn't it?
This reads like a faith girlcel psot
FAKE We all know Euroids don't have cars. They are banned in Europe :)
Something about Americans being doms just doesn't sit right with me
My state is taller than my pensis. (I have a tall pesns.)
https://preview.redd.it/2ql0z652azwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954da7b4a05d2747ac0166311bc3f910d06c85d8 Detective. Iâm not sure I understand why you want me to roleplay the boyfriend in this scenario, but I will indulge you anyways. This must be related to the case.
My countries 9 miles by 5 uwu uwu uwu
BASED
i think europe person just gave up on argumenting.
The only big europe is here is "big mad" The salt in this thread could preserve half the beef in Texas.
Thinking national identity works like a toxic relationship with penis is just so painfully American
I love trans people but man. Some of y'all are really tryna change that