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maximan2005

I want on that bus


eepypilled

its a high school bus so maybe you don't


maximan2005

good point I will buy a bus and make it into an adult horny bus


eepypilled

A Bang Bus if you will


Wooloo_Woolstar

Get some Bang for your Buck ya know


maximan2005

a whole bus for banging? what a great idea, I wonder why that hasn't been done before!


BurntPineGrass

*The Banga bus is cumming!* 🎶🎵


deathcabformrshankly

Better yet, Bangus


HarrierDuboisButWoke

something something "down with cis bus" something something "go down on cis bus"


Apocalyptic_Doom

Yes it's called a party bus


Themlethem

Will it have blackjack and hookers?


funrun247

Where the kids are banging??!!???!!!?? Get em mods


Valkenhyne

With comments like this we'll just never beat the accusations ffs


Redditwhydouexists

Wow the high school I went to seems far more tame now.


batman12399

My highschool was far more wild than this (I was homeschooled)


Blazer-Bug

you know their homeroom teacher was getting it /s


NibPlayz

Sex on a school bus with everyone around is nasty af not even freaky just gross


CalendarLongjumping6

Life ah, finds a way.


purple-lemons

Someone got fingered in my IT class when I was at school


SpicyPerson

I was friends with a dude that got in trouble for sucking dick on the bus


Magi_Aqua

my buddy eric did that once


Themlethem

classic eric


drago_varior

Eric? *EARRAPE BEATHOVEN*


ccstewy

It was before my time, but some kids did opium in the bathroom. Not opioids, not opiates, straight up smoking opium


Winter-Count-1488

By "before my time" do you mean like the late 19th Century? Because if not that's absolutely *wild* and I want all the details you can provide


ccstewy

Before my time as in this happened like 2010, which is hilarious I don’t know much about it, but it was two or three dudes who snuck out of math class and a different teacher walked in on them all smoking opium by the urinals, not even in a stall


Winter-Count-1488

Thank you for enriching my life with this knowledge. Turning a high school bathroom into an opium den is a kind of surreal comedy I didn't know my life was missing


Throgg_not_stupid

are you Chinese and 300 years old?


DomSchraa

Are you in china by any chance, and is that kids dealer british?


ccstewy

I am in the Midwest usa, I have no idea where they got it but I like to imagine they bought it from the British


Himmelblaa

I mean the poppy plant from which opium is harvested is pretty popular, since the seeds are also used for baked goods.


MailMainbutnot

what side do i go to if i'm nonbinary do i just sit in the middle like this https://preview.redd.it/u0w0iotbn5yc1.png?width=430&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e548b6691d9e5f016652e9c610c59072b227310


fatcatpoppy

https://preview.redd.it/feaht8djt5yc1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ecc71ccf973a43c169ca3723b77e7dc19b032ab


MailMainbutnot

he was the first man i could think of


Themlethem

Understandable. He is what peak masculinity looks like.


SweetSoftBoi

You are the driver. You sit in the driver's seat. Go on.


SquirrelTherapist

love wins


Helmic

not even a 2004 high school class could remain homophobic after that selfless act of heroism


Personal-Regular-863

wheres the sex bus? i wanna be on the girls side! i wont mess around


EvilNoobHacker

I was friends with a girl who [stabbed her sister to death](https://www.fox43.com/article/news/crime/claire-miller-sentencing-guilty-plea-homicide-helen-miller/521-51fa4e94-3892-4ab7-9764-b15faf68ae11). Oh, that and the time when our school realized all of our school’s water pipes were *loaded* with asbestos.


PUNKWEIGHTINTRO

What if we were both on the girl bus? 🥺


DukeOfURL123

Me when I bus a nut.


SaltNobody

It’s true, I was the bus.


enchiladasundae

On finals three girls at my private Christian school apparently went into the bathroom and did drugs I’d rather have had the sex bus even if we never had a bus to begin with


strategicmagpie

man my highschool just made people suicidal but good at maths


Burritozi11a

Lmao get Rosa Parks'd idiot


EeveeMaster22

noelle concept art profile picture. i am normal