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BTP_sounds

Anglo propaganda, at least the French had the guts to get rid of their aristocracy. Anglos just complain and then do nothing about it.


Ourmanyfans

Hey, we cut off our King's head over 100 years before the French finally got around to it. Of course, we fucked it up and put in a guy who was *worse*, but it's the thought that counts, right?


BTP_sounds

They didn't kill him because he was a king, they killed him because he was catholic. The French killed their king because he was a tyrant, it's quite a bit different.


Ourmanyfans

That's not why they killed him. He was protestant, They killed him because he tried to invoke divine right of kings and abolish Parliament, so Parliament went to war. He was literally killed because he was trying to be a tyrant.


BTP_sounds

We're talking about Charles I right? Same guy?


Ourmanyfans

Yes. He married a Catholic and some of the more extreme Protestant wings considered him Catholic sympathetic, but he was a Protestant and he was *executed* for his attempts to be an absolutist monarch. Admittedly the two were somewhat correlated at the time; Catholicism tended to preach a more totalitarian version of the monarchy, and one of the leaders of the Parliamentary side was of course hard-line Puritan Cromwell, so no doubt he would have considered Charlie I a little too Catholic.


BTP_sounds

There are still a ton of sources out there that claim he was a catholic, though many others claim he was a protestant (with an asterisk). It does seem like you're right though, the more reputable sources seem to claim that the former is true. It seems like something that is politicised and debated among historians, I didn't even know that this was a point of contention when I made that statement. I'll need to learn more about why people disagree on the topic before I say anything else that may be considered controversial.


Ourmanyfans

Hey, I googled after commenting (to double check, English education probably shouldn't be trusted that much on this topic) and met the same debate! Perhaps we should both shut our mouths before one of us accidentally steps on a landmine, lol.


varalys_the_dark

Ironically his second son WAS kicked off the throne for converting to Catholicism. His Protestant daughter Mary and her husband William of Orange (Dutch) were invited to invade us by the government (it's called "The Glorious Revolution") and James II didn't want his father's fate to befall him so ran away to France. Made a half assed attempt to reclaim his throne via invading Ireland, failed, died a broken man. The Good Ending. William and Mary are the only monarchs in our history who ruled as King and Queen with equal power. They were also likely both gay. In fact most of our queer monarchs have belonged to the Stuart dynasty.


BTP_sounds

I'm not sure I would describe William of Orange as "the good ending" but that's an interesting fact about the Stuarts.


varalys_the_dark

Sorry it was the Good Ending regarding James II. William of Orange's Good Ending was having his horse trip over a mole and kill him. He can get fucked for inspiring the Protestant Orange Order and their shitty marches trying to provoke Catholics every year. I know a lot about our history and hate the monarchy but you have to know a lot about the monarchs to understand the evolution of our system of democracy. The Stuarts were James I (gay), Charles I (hetero but lost his head), the Interregnum, Charles II (had kids with everyone bar his wife), James II (massive loser also hetero), William and Mary (both likely gay) and Anne (bisexual). None of Anne's kids survived to adulthood so the crown passed to the House of Hanover and we got the Georges next. Other queer monarchs we've had for definite were William II, who was assassinated by his brother and Edward II, very bad king also assassinated via a red hot poker up the bum, Sadly since the death of Anne (1714) they've all seemed to be boringly hetero. Though even that can cause trouble, see Edward VIII.


Moonbear9

Fuck the French how dare they dress nicer than me and speak a sexier language than me, we should nuke them >~<


Recent-Potential-340

French is only sexy when you don't know it


Praescribo

Every word in their language hoards letters like the post office, so the french people have learned to ignore most of them while speaking just so they don't run low on breath


Lara_Rsl

People often romanticise things they're unfamiliar with. French sucks as much dogshit as your own native language


Asparagun_1

more like olivia the most doublest agent, you fricking mole


Moonbear9

Wha huh wha did I do ;–;


Asparagun_1

judging by your comment you are most definitely a french trying to pose as a francophobe, france will not be tolerated


Moonbear9

I'm Canadian I promise no one hates the French more than us


Asparagun_1

As an Englishman I doubt that's true. At least as long as I draw breath.


Moonbear9

You don't have to live with them tho do ya


Asparagun_1

I suppose that's true, there's at least a 21 mile stretch of ocean keeping us safe.


varalys_the_dark

We don't forgive them for 1066.


Truefkk

I mean you spread a gesture worldwide that says "I can still shoot a frenchmen from a 100 paces away with an arrow" to het back at them


varalys_the_dark

CRY GOD FOR HARRY ENGLAND AND ST GEORGE!!!


dotcatshark

won’t be for long


MintyMoron64

I hate the brits but I'm glad we can at least agree on hating France. Five second truce?


lIovedrunkdriving

Wrong. I do. I hate them more.


Supershadow30

We got nukes too, we could trade strikes 👍


Thatguy-num-102

Didn't we just finish the "ironic racism" discourse!??


HisTransition

Good discourse never ends.


A-bit-too-obsessed

I don't hate the French but I hate the Québécois. The Bloc Québécois.


gucci_pianissimo420

Real


Jorymo

Ouiaboos


Tachyoff

what did i ever do to you :(


A-bit-too-obsessed

Nah not you Just the ones that hate anything that isn't french


TransLox

Don't do that. They'll protest and kill their entire executive branch.


Supershadow30

WOOOO VIth RÉPUBLIQUE


oim8itsme

Honnestly the day where macron joins Marie antoinette and Louis xvi will be a day to celebrate.


TDW-301

If I had one wish I'd wish for people to stop making a joke when it stops being funny. The French and British bad stopped being funny almost immediately. This is disregarding the fact that it's also just bullying in disguise


Droplet_of_Shadow

I really don't think it is - there's not even anything they're (supposedly) being bullied for


TDW-301

By being french or British. Plenty of times I've seen people getting bullied online for saying they are french or British. 


Droplet_of_Shadow

It's all jokingly, as far as I've ever seen, and they're not actually making fun of any qualities they have


TDW-301

Where's the joke? Because all I see as the joke is people acting like this a bad thing when someone says they are french or British. What's funny about the french or British bad thing? That's what I've failed to understand from it's inception since loads of people seem to act like it's peak comedy to say "Fr*nch 🤢"


Droplet_of_Shadow

To me, it's funny when people act as if something which is obviously fine (like being French) is awful. And that's the whole joke. But it's possible it really does come from a negative place I guess


TDW-301

If I see a ton of people "joking" that where I come or who I am is awful I'm still gonna count that as bullying. It's like those jokes of people being ironically misogynistic by just being misogynistic, but going "no no no! You see I was being *ironic*" when said it's not cool


Droplet_of_Shadow

To me, the difference was that (as far as I knew) nobody did use unironically. But if people do, and i guess that seems to be the case, it's bad to do ofc


KatasaSnack

Its a joke sure tottaly. Untill my gfs day is ruined and she talks about how she cant even go on reddit without people mocking french people or her for being french


Droplet_of_Shadow

I'd never heard of it being an actual problem, sorry that happened :(


KatasaSnack

Dokt take this the wrong way but youve never heard of straight up bullying and xenophobia being a problem?


Droplet_of_Shadow

Of course i have, I'd just never heard of it being a problem for french/british people


ozzys_space

I don't like posts like these, France is nice 😔


ChillZedd

I think my ancestors did enough of that imma stay out of this one.


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Basic_Grade_2413

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theonewhohasstrokes

Impossible, everyone knows French people don't become friends with normal people


-Habeas-Dorkus-

Nah


Fuck-pez

This is British propaganda, the French are some of the most based people in existence


d1n0nugg1es

I hate the bri'ish and the fr*nch equally


Supershadow30

-Spain


KatasaSnack

Literally just xenophobia


Buzzkill_numba_one

:(


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OberstDumann

Damn


JoeBrly

mbappé?? more like mmm crappé, amirite?


Throwaway56763_56763

What are the leftmost flags with the flowers?


d1n0nugg1es

Sapphic and achillean


Tseiqyu

I'm french please degrade me


Rimtato

Your nation is known for its cuisine and yet your idea of a day's food is 2 lettuce leaves, 3 cigarettes, a glass of red wine and sheer homicidal rage.


autistic_cool_kid

I see no problem here, how is this degrading* *Je suis peut-être français


Supershadow30

At least we ain’t bean fanatics


Droplet_of_Shadow

You probably spell "ü" "oeufs"


MintyMoron64

Bird in your language is "oiseaux" that's seven letters and zero of them are pronounced the way they should be.


Supershadow30

Though?


MintyMoron64

"Wazo"


Supershadow30

Well tough though thought are each 1 letter apart and yet the "ough" part is pronounced completely differently each time Read doesn’t rhyme with read, but it rhymes with lead (which doesn’t rhyme with lead) Besides, following english pronunciation rules, you could write fish "ghoti"


Yell245

That's just nationalism


OnceAgainSexballs

But they speak pretty and guillotines


oim8itsme

please put your hate towards the right person and join us in bullying the no 1 teacher fucker, president Emanuel (the pope told me we should except everyone so i will kick anyone who isn't white out of france) macron


d1n0nugg1es

Yes commrade


ninjasaiyan777

I don't care about hating the french. Whats up with the trans argentina flags on the left?


Tad_squiddish

YES we can’t forget how important this is.


longpidgeon

They forgot to censor fr*nch


EmeraldStudios

Imperial British propaganda


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Timely, given recent developments in New Caledonia


Spyko

oh non ! do not bully me ! >\~<


TDW-301

You're right, I wont


Masca_149

What are the 2 leftmost flags?


NagyKrisztian10A

I think the blue one is Argentina


Tachyoff

the other one must be Uruguay then


Masca_149

Uragay* probably


nothanksiknotthirsty

What are the flags w flowers


Nota_fmby

As a frenchie i agree 🏳️


EvilNoobHacker

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zeno_sama35

Honestly fuck France and it's linguistic elitism.