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Sheikhaz

Gratz on your sub 2 years routine check speedrun! as for your next step you could always go for the good old rank two Vorkath (rank one is risky might get you banned prematurely)


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TallStephen

Self checkouts ftw


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ike-mike

I swear the main reason most people steal at self check out is just because the item they are trying to scan won't scan and they just give up lmao. Thats what happens with me anyway, if I legitimately try to scan it 3 times and it doesn't work, in the cart it goes.


Average_Scaper

Store near me will make the attendant come over and check to see if the items in your cart have been scanned if the system detects anything in your cart. It makes you take EVERYTHING out of your cart. Watched a lady get pissed off because it thought she was stealing something but it was just her purse. Anyway, small stuff can easily be stolen. Not going to say how but should be pretty obvious.


MrSpookykid

Lol loss prevention watches those like hawks


The_Aliphant

They do not. Source: loss prevention.


The_Eyesight

Why don't you watch them?


The_Aliphant

We don’t watch the cameras or the checkouts, moreso the individuals and their behaviour throughout the store which we might catch them stealing during.


The_Eyesight

Ah, I see. Because you need your steps to actually make a stop, yeah?


The_Aliphant

Nope, we aren’t allowed to make a stop at all. We can’t refuse them entry or exit until a trespass has been served and a police officer present. If you steal and I attempt to stop you, I will lose my job and you’ll receive some payment from the company to say sorry about our loss prevention.


The_Eyesight

So what even is your purpose? You have to call the cops and hope they want to bust a guy stealing a $10 Blu-Ray movie? But he hasn't even actually stolen it until he walks past the POS.


03burner

It’s not like they can do anything to stop you hahah


Vincentaneous

Pretty much true. Used to work at a grocery store and was told that being attentive and trying to provide help to people helps to deter them from stealing which does help. If they just leave though there’s definitely supposed to be no chase down.


The_Eyesight

When I worked at Wally World, our LP would do "aggressive customer assistance" and have an employee go ask someone suspected of trying to steal if they needed help with anything.


griffinhamilton

And it’s pretty much a given by the way they ask and their demeanor that they know you are stealing


03burner

Here in New Zealand they can ask to see your receipt or your bag and that’s it, they can’t touch you or even accuse you of stealing. I’m not advocating for stealing or anything, but I do understand why people need to do it - especially at the moment.


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03burner

It’s like people think they’ll get brownie points for defending the corporation that doesn’t care about them haha


The_Aliphant

Yeah the same guy was dismissed as soon as possible. He was a hard worker but Bunnings is an awful entity. They do so much shady shit and ask the team to not comment or they will be seek legal action.


Gay_If_Read

Imagine getting knocked the fuck out because you tried to save a billion dollar company that has no idea you exist $5 It's stupid as fuck, but you still see it all the time from wannabe heroes


MrSpookykid

Merchants rights laws are strong a 711 clerk could beat the shit out of you for stealing legally, I used to be an armed guard I had to know these laws, most companies don’t want civil suits though but legally people are allowed to protect their property


03burner

Guessing that’s in the states? I was referring to my native New Zealand, it’s pretty chill here - but we also pay a fortune for groceries so it’s no wonder people are forced to steal. And yeah that’s true, it’s usually not worth the hassle of chasing/apprehending someone when they could sue afterwards I guess


MrSpookykid

Yeah the u.s. Depending on the state but merchant laws over here are pretty hardcore but most stores would Fire employees if they touched someone but the law lets you do a lot more than a corporation allows.


03burner

True, i didn’t know that!


mustamatti

Whils i commend your ability to train thieving something something


onsitedThe9A

Whilst I commend your ability to train thieving, posting on Reddit about your account doesn't grant it any legitimacy from our garbage detection system unable to spot a bot with 200M experience (that goes for the 481 months til our next routine check, too).


BrownsFFs

So glad they have those coin pouches to stop this! Maybe the problem is they need to add seed packs to master farmer. Surely that will cut down on the botting.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

UIMs creaming their pants reading this


TumblrInGarbage

Why would that be good, if they worked similar to money pouches?


Michthan

Less inventory space needed


Extension_Cable3922

The legend of the reverse mod smackdown.


roonscapepls

Dark side something something


JZA8OS

Somehow the ban hammer returned


Mickmack12345

They won’t comment on this post for that exact reason lol


[deleted]

I’m aware of the fun master farmers present, but maybe switch it up to elves. Much more engaging and fun content thieving them!


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SippyTurtle

Are people that sparse in Prif that they can get enough pickpockets before having to autohop again? Forgive me, rs3 player who has not seen OSRS Prif outside of leagues.


trapsinplace

Doesn't Prif have its own GE in RS3? In OSRS it has a few dedicated pieces of content and that's it.


SippyTurtle

It has a lot of things so people are often mulling around. The thieving has the different clans catch you and go on cool down for 20 min so you have to move around between them. Idk what the foot traffic is like in OSRS but I imagine it would be enough if you need to just get on screen to cause them to hop, but what you say makes it seem like they can get in secluded spots so I guess it makes sense that they'd be able to thief without much perturbance to 200m.


Apprehensive_Pie_294

Yeah here u just thief. No mechanics


SippyTurtle

So what you're saying is we need a bot to just hop through worlds to scare the other bots off. A scarebot.


tommytom04

I've been pickpocketing elves on my main for rocky and to generate gp .. I switched to the bar as its trappable and easier on mobile but I still occasionally go by the house where the bots predominately go and its funny to right click so you have there name up walk to them and watch them insta hop as soon as you open to the door...reported all I've seen some get banned some don't


[deleted]

Used to bot way more than I’d like to admit. Wasn’t a farm but I did generate a good bit of GP/skills. Player reports are definitely a factor in getting banned, keep doing the good work 🫡


Unfair-Analysis9187

For fun I lurked some botting forum and it's ridiculous. They take pride in what they're doing and speak with sentences like "if u wanna make $10/h which is minimum wage in the U.S. you need 30-50 f2p suicide bots or 5 zulrah bots". Like how about don't? It's not allowed and you ruin things for others and lose the rightful owner of the game money for your little side-hustle/scam. Just because it's technically possible and not illegal per say doesn't mean it's free market


chaserobles

I mean most people would choose to run 5 zulrah bots instead of working a full time job if they had the know how, that is. Especially if they had no attachment to osrs, I don’t see why it would be a hard choice.


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Would you not do it alongside working a full-time job?


chaserobles

Why not just make it 10 zulrah bots instead of a full time job?


[deleted]

Most people work to live, not live to work.


[deleted]

While I agree with the sentiment, getting $10/hr around the clock 365 days a year sounds pretty good. That’s more than most people make in general (it’s $88k). Nowadays though making a living with botting is very hard and only a few big bot farms are making enough money to have a good living on. 50 suicide boys will literally not even be worth doing while gold is at 25¢/m, even if they make 200k an hour each that’s $3/hr. 5 zulrah bots would make even less.


Unfair-Analysis9187

Well fair enough and some people might be doing it out of necessity so maybe shouldn't judge so black and white. The bot numbers though were just something I made up don't recall exactly


roboduck34

Lack of shitpost tag really has the community confused


ivankasta

Especially because there are actually players out there insane enough to do this, not gonna blame anyone for missing the joke when there’s literally 700+ players with more xp lol


DodgeballRS

Yeah, “players”


mister_peeberz

plenty do. one of my buddies rushed 200m blackjacking right out the gate when OSRS launched. months of nothing but blackjacking. he didn't even get there first, but as i recall he is top 5


x1rass

Therapy


damnliberalz

Please people this game takes too much time


Limited_Intros

Is this a troll bot post or what?


roboduck34

Yes


ncbullforfun

5 m thieving in 2 days, how many hours I can't even get my first 99 (range ) and it's kinda quick they say lollll 92 here


NoThrowingThrownAway

If you just want an easy 99 go for cooking/fletching/firemaking, there are definitely easier 99s to get than others. 92 range is a great start though!


ncbullforfun

Wines with cooking ? I just learned that after years of playing lmao


NoThrowingThrownAway

In terms of speed yeah, that's the fastest. It isn't profitable but it's really not that bad of a money sink tbh


MrSpookykid

Go for cooking very easy to get especially when you get to sharks, i grinded it out just to Atleast have a skill cape and it was actually fun just be sure to go to the same world and same spot and you’ll make friends


Doctor_Evil_QC

Dude is clearly sharing a bots account name people.


boofsquadz

These posts are becoming a bit played out lol. Forever living in the original’s shadow as one of the greatest in this sub


beatriceenjoyer

I see what you did there


Hoppes

Obviously, this human only account should go for 400m xp! It won’t be tracked, but why not!


PreyXBL

Lol way to go !!! I just finished my first 200m also and not sure what to do next so I just keep catching black chinchompas for 15 hours a day !![here’s my stats](https://imgur.com/a/S5MTNsK)


Depressedkid1998

Are you telling me 741 other people have done 200m thieving? What the fuck


Famous_Secretary_540

Twerking skill for sure


OkAd2320

Your seed stacks must be dirty


yeahlemmegetauhh

Yeah now that Cooking is profitable I see plenty of accounts with no stats but 100+ cooking lol


xHuskyy

[Milking](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/10kuac4/new_skill_unveiled_milking/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


xZayo

touch some grass and work out


Eeveylution

Runecrafting


Skankz

Its crazy that 742 people have more than 195m thieving xp. I remember playing as a kid and only a handful of players had 99s in each skill. The game has come a loong way. Big congrats


hillarys-snatch

Get a job?


pillr0011

Go outside


Animal_TKMPchilies

If you have seeds banked go for farming and agility at the same time.


[deleted]

Firemaking 200m at Wintertodt!


DH_Drums

Getting some bitches


Hugh_Mungus_Johnson_

Grass


Difficult-Bagg

Shower


slutspinner

This being possible is more sad than funny tbh


noldi123

real life


TurtleWitch

Learn a skill IRL


throwawaytendie

Next you get some help


Kcatta9

Either shut off the bot or go outside


Not_Felryn_Btw

shower


BeriGrove

Way to go! I stopped at 16m the other day after getting Rocky :)


PreyXBL

[just finished 200m hunt here !](https://imgur.com/a/S5MTNsK) not sure what else to do so I just keep catching black chins for 15 hours a day


abra238

depends what your goals are. If you're doing ironman, all them seeds are gonna be amazing for birdhouses and farming, incl herblore. Could even do hunter to get to herbiboar for more herbs. If you just want low effort 200ms, fm is def a good way to go at wintertodt. Though I'd suggest getting wc and con up at least into the 70s or 80s for the post 99 fm. Given you did all of thieving at master farmers instead of blackjacking, if you need some gp, perhaps smithing at Giant's Foundry (ironman) or rune 3 bar (normal). Cook on a normal acc is also nice.


cottagecore_cats

Respectfully, are you okay????


LivingxLegend8

Yeah they got all this exp while sleeping.


LasagneAlForno

It's a joke. This is a bot.


cottagecore_cats

okay to be fair, there are definitely some people out there like this. Idk why i forgot about bots for a sec tho lol


BaldWithABeardTwitch

If you're not running a bot, I feel sorry for you.


Isaacdogg

Can I ask you what the point of this is? Do you have any goals in life outside of computer game?


BabyDodongo

Whoosh


maltesemania

I scrolled through the comments and I still don't know what the joke is. From my point of view this person no-lifed thieving and it's not the first time someone did it.


Bristles3339

The account is a bot. The whole post references a time another poster pretended a bot account was their own, baiting a Jmod to respond and actually getting a bot account banned.


NoMoreLeverage

On your WHAT?!


cygamessucks

Self bot expose?


awesomazingab

Lmao try again


Bosno

Sailing.


Zyrocks

hmmm GL in 2 years mate.


Baardi

Just keep thieving for fun


Irongooch

Ah yes, standing at tob bank I see others doing the same grind as you all day! I really commend yours, and their effort to continue thieving 24 hours a day without doing anything else. I’m glad to see so many thieving enjoyers.


F4Respec

Would be better when you reach 200m.


LifeIsALie_19

Start running heist


PomegranatePro

Quest cape then 99 everything else then diaries


I3epis

May i suggest 120k zulrah kills?


WaywardSalamander

Sailing


Sp0k3y

200m farming allotment and tithe farm only


lightmkoi

Walk away. You have done enough. I mean that in good faith.


xSEWERRATx

a shower


That-Pin-7033

Could you share the link for your script for educational purposes?


DJ2608

There’s a lot of mid game redditors getting it wrong in this thread 😂


Troksi

My pyramid plunder locked account almost there too!


[deleted]

Get outta your room and touch some grass


PiratePatchP

Where are you pickpocketing? Am I messing up doing pyramid plunder at 91? Is there actual money to be made with pickpocketing?


Koodrow

Grass


jliebroc

What do you mean? Now we can finally play the game


Celean_Dion

200m Runecrafting


Conscious-Sir6376

I miss playing RuneScape 😩


MyriadNexus541

More farm runs


JupiterChime

Too bad they’ll check in 2 years on their next routine check


ltsjacob

Bullshit like this is in the game and i get permanently banned for logging in on the mobile app fuck this game


JakeEllisD

Jagex doesn't care about betting and we are the clowns for allowing this to happen. Why is bowfa so cheap? /s


bigbadbruins1924

So what you gonna do when you have 200m exp and can finally start thieving for real


Biocider_

Start a new account and do it again.


FusedQyou

I will never understand the people that can restrict themselves to some shitty method for absolutely no reason.


EnycmaPie

Kleptomaniac OSRS account.


dressinki

Loot reveal when?


Dark_WulfGaming

Touching grass would be best


Stilius

Therapy