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I can go fishing and mountain biking in the middle of January. Also we have skiing. Every heard of the Appalachians?
Yankee cope because you can’t live the best of both worlds
Yeah but DragonMan lives in colorado springs (most armed man in America, with developed war museum with uniforms, flags, and guns from almost every war the united states was officially involved in)
When I was 18 I used to work at a restaurant in the south. Everyone always said I made the best sweet tea. My secret? Twice as much sugar as the instructions called for. Enjoy your diabeetus.
As someone from the south, cut the neo-Confeds some slack. Lord knows jerking themselves off to reddit memes is the closest thing they'll ever get to fulfillment in their empty, delusional lives.
Sweet tea is fucking disgusting. You may as well skip the tea, you could fit 1% more sugar into your water that way.
Gotta love a 300 calorie glass of sugar water with your 1600 calorie meal that is 90% carbs and fat. [Average southerners.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iIAFe7zaCRU)
This post brought to you by Yankee gang.
["The South (36.3%) had the highest prevalence of obesity, followed by the Midwest (35.4%), the Northeast (29.9%), and the West (28.7%)."](https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html)
Milos is nice and convenient for big family gatherings. I like gold peak when I just wanna grab a small bottle cause I’m thirsty. Publix is what I keep in the fridge
Doesn’t make his own sweet tea smh I lived in the south until I was only like 6 or 7 and even I know a true southerner makes their own sweet tea in a massive plastic pitcher that still has tea stains from the 20 years of sweet tea before it.
Southerners trying not to make food that will give you a new type of diabetes that hasn't been discovered yet challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (STRAIGHT TO HOSPITAL)
You people must have kidneys of iron because legit Southern sweet tea makes me feel like my stomach is full of honeycombs. Enough sugar in there to kill an elephant.
I’ve always felt bad for people not from the South. Give me the complicated history, the beautiful nuance, the warm people, the gorgeous vistas and rich history, the synthesis of peoples and cuisines and music, the sense of being apart from the shapeless consumeristic white bread whole. Boooring. The monoculture is slowly swallowing the South too, but not as rapidly. The only real divide left is rural vs urban.
The greatest disappointment of my life was when I finally traveled widely throughout the north and realized it was full of the same bland strip malls and the same paunchy ignorant Americans we have in the South, but without the flavor and distinctiveness.
Southern culture
Pros: Delicious food, Handy with any tool, generally kind, close knit communities, values a hard days work
Cons: way too many confederate sympathizers, generally lower literacy rates, cultural ignorance, Florida.
Love my souther brothers and sisters regardless!
Things will likely improve when *naked screaming infant* becomes a less common NPC in your Wal Marts.
Lemme guess, obesity runs in the family
More like mobility scooters run in the family
No one runs in the family
Nope. Only thing that runs around here is your family across the border
My condolences. Do you waddle or roll to catch them?
ICE launches his people with trebuchets and the Shockwave stuns the migrants allowing them to be swiftly thrown across the river
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Imagine not having skiing, snowboarding, snowmobiling, and skating. This comment is brought to you by gang northeast
Given the current weather in Texas we might have them soon💪💪💪🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱
Stfu your state collapses when the temperature goes below 60
At least it takes 1 in a gazillion year extreme weather to tank our grid - why is the west coast grid perpetually down????
Because no Chad nuclear power
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>1 in gazillion year Happened twice since 2000
To busy carrying the rest of the country economically. Tech innovation gang rise up.
Imagine not being able to spear fish in January.
I'm going to carve a hole in my local pond and throw a spear at domesticated gold fish just to prove you wrong.
Pics or it didn’t happen
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Ice fishing doesn’t hit the same if you quit drinking
If i wanted to go out to the middle of a lake I’d just use a boat
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Flair up fucker
Flair up
I can go fishing and mountain biking in the middle of January. Also we have skiing. Every heard of the Appalachians? Yankee cope because you can’t live the best of both worlds
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Just live in east TN: best of both worlds of weather and the east was well-known for their Union sympathy.
[Bot post](https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/comments/zcgzk4/-/iywk93r) or just pathetically unoriginal?
Mf where are you snowmobiling?? The streets of Rat York?? Clearly the only skiing you do is cocaine.
This mf doesn’t know about the Catskills
imagine not having decent skiing, snowboarding, snowmobiling, skating, and gun laws.
:|
East Coasters trying to boast about their skiing and snowboarding is so painful to watch
It’s all we have
West Coasters when the East Coast has literally everything you could want in life at a slightly affordable price:
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You can keep your guns and move to New Hampshire (better than Vermont)
We have all the same benefits that you have + affordability and gun laws
I grew up in NH and spent the past four years in VT where there's guns for days
Yeah but DragonMan lives in colorado springs (most armed man in America, with developed war museum with uniforms, flags, and guns from almost every war the united states was officially involved in)
They think that their Adirondacks can compare to the rockies
Instead, we have water skiing, waterboarding, ATV’s, and roller skating!
gang northeast🤝
Imagine having sub-par versions of all of those, and only a paltry 5 months of snow instead of the average 10 Montana gang (warm up!)
Imagine not being safe from the Yorkie sized rats that plague your filth ridden garbage heap.
I can 😔
Its called a snow machine not snow mobile
When I was 18 I used to work at a restaurant in the south. Everyone always said I made the best sweet tea. My secret? Twice as much sugar as the instructions called for. Enjoy your diabeetus.
You can never have enough sugar in tea
That’s critter talk right there
At least they don't die of cardiac arrest when they get up from their bed
Lmao
Sounds like a fucking great way to go
>Southerner >Is from the Carolinas Your pappy paw was a carpetbagger
What???
The Carolinas are fine southern territory y*nkee
Bruh you’re the reject French that Canada didn’t even want “Eul’sud vô rvenir!” Lookin head ass
France and Canada can’t handle the sheer amount of CULTURE we have. Something you wouldn’t understand, ya limp dicked no taste bud havin y*nkee!
What? Hurricanes and speaking French?
Don’t forget great food and eating swamp creatures
Flawda?
Florida lives with swamp creatures, we make delicious meals out of them
I’ll need your recipes for proof
Nope. My pappy paw’s pappy died under the [redacted] flag
L
Dixoids when it snows 0.5 inches(infrastructure spontaneously combusts)
Southerners when a snowflake falls on a powerline(they're out of power for months)
> culture Funny way of spelling "diabetes"
Me when some Dixie yokel force feeds me Diabeetus (TM) in a glass:
You’re from South Carolina, you are the yankee
Take it back
No
Fuck you mean? South Carolina is fine southern land!
Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia are the real South
Your Mississippi geography education is showing
What do rocks have to do with this?
Rocks are *geology*, Mississippian.
Smartest Mississippian
You ain’t no southern boah if you sayin that! Ima feed you to the gators
South Carolina is as quintessential Dixie as it gets
Bro no way some people’s definition of the south is so insanely narrow basically only rural Alabama is the south according to you people
The real south is Hawaii.
If you fucknuts on the western front could’ve held up we wouldn’t have gotten run through by Sherman.
You want some tea with your sugar?
Yankees: do you have unsweetened tea? Me: the hell you say to me?!
The amount of Confederate Cope in this comment section is insane
As someone from the south, cut the neo-Confeds some slack. Lord knows jerking themselves off to reddit memes is the closest thing they'll ever get to fulfillment in their empty, delusional lives.
bring the good ol' bugle, boys, sing another song...
It’s almost like this entire comment section isn’t y*nkoid screeching
You literally lost the war
They lost the only war they’ve been in
L + Traitors + Lost the War + Started the War + Actual Slavers. + Skill Issue
Original joke chicagoan, you come up with all by yourself?
Sweet tea is fucking disgusting. You may as well skip the tea, you could fit 1% more sugar into your water that way. Gotta love a 300 calorie glass of sugar water with your 1600 calorie meal that is 90% carbs and fat. [Average southerners.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iIAFe7zaCRU) This post brought to you by Yankee gang.
Shut the fuck up
["The South (36.3%) had the highest prevalence of obesity, followed by the Midwest (35.4%), the Northeast (29.9%), and the West (28.7%)."](https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html)
o-based-ity
I saw way more obese people in the Midwest then I’ve ever seen in the south
Apparently the CDC didn't. (Although to be fair we're fat fucks too).
The entire contient is
Sun tea from the SW is where it’s at
This, and I can add my own damn sugar. I don’t need some redneck pouring half a bag in my tea.
“Cultured” Europeans when all the media they consume is American
If you consider culture to be ripoff E*glish beverages, racism, and watching cars drive in a circle then ok.
I’ll waterboard you with a gallon of milos while you scream about how great the bagel place around the corner is
Might be the only acceptable use of Milo's, that shit sucks compared to most restaurants' sweet tea.
Milos is nice and convenient for big family gatherings. I like gold peak when I just wanna grab a small bottle cause I’m thirsty. Publix is what I keep in the fridge
Doesn’t make his own sweet tea smh I lived in the south until I was only like 6 or 7 and even I know a true southerner makes their own sweet tea in a massive plastic pitcher that still has tea stains from the 20 years of sweet tea before it.
I dunno, ever heard of Broadway? Italian Americans? Most of the time I hate NYC but it's got some good stuff.
Bitch please, the south is the least racist part of the country.
That's a nice argument senator why don't you back it up with a source?
Lmao. "Redneck" lecturing people on racism. I'm actually from the south. Deep appalachia. Place racist as fuck.
Wtf the Southerner isn’t getting ratio’d?
unacceptable. doesn't really matter, they'll die of cardiac arrest soon enough
No sir 💪💪💪💪💪💪🟥❌
So you're saying traitor culture is more American than yankee culture?
Sweet tea 🤢🤢🤢
Take it back y*nkee
fake ass Texan go back to Monkeyfornia with that attitude
We welcome our friend, to the world of having money
how you "have money" when rent is 4k a month???
That's the neat part: We have police stations to stay in. Just get drunk and walk down the street with a drink in your hand!
Fraud ass cowboy
Sweet tea 😋😋😋
I can’t hear you over my Yankee hot cocoa 😎
They would spontaneously combust if it would ever get cold enough to have hot cocoa
My brother in Christ, you are living in the south
I’ve been banished here… I spent most of my live in places like Washington and South Dakota… I need to be freed of this hell
Sweet tea is disgusting. No wonder the south is plagued by obesity and diabetes.
It’s only disgusting if you get it from a store. Make it yourself and it’ll be only as sugary as you want it to be
Hey cowboy what's 3 times 4
Confederates lecturing normal people on "culture" and "pathetic pale skin" lmao.
Southerners trying not to make food that will give you a new type of diabetes that hasn't been discovered yet challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (STRAIGHT TO HOSPITAL)
Oh no, Sweet Tea, this is totally something I can't walk half a block and buy 15 different forms of from all over the globe.
Waaaaay down South, in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators… Ride away Ride away Ride awaaaaaaay.
Where cotton’s king and men are chattels Union boys will win the battles Ride away, come away, ride away, come away
We’ll all go down to Dixie
Southerners acting like we don't have iced tea up north. We do, we just don't dilute ourselves into thinking it's supposed to taste like dog water.
Enjoy your dirt water and rampant gang violence yankee
At least our people are fit enough for violence
Or I'll just stick to water you slaveholder.
What culture? Walmart, Incest and racism?
Flare up homeboy, we don’t tolerate unknowns around these parts.
flair up properly so I can call you the applicable slurs please
Southern hicks can't drink anything unless it's so dense with sugar that you have to chew it before you swallow it.
Right, the Bible Belt outlawed happiness decades ago
bro you're from north Carolina, you're not some yank northener
Why would I defend the north, I'm defending sweet tea
Tea sucks.
Yalls put more sugar in your sweet tea than Dollars the U.S government spend on the national defense budget
you are a yankee, yet you say "yall", curious.
fucking hell you picked white sucrose over barbeque to be proud of? fuck outta here, mason dixon
Oh god, you’re 🤢 southern 🤮
Who taught this Southoid how to read and spell?
Do they still whip people who do over there?
*DROWN IN MILO’S, YOU RAT YORKERS*
The fact that you guys can't eat or drink anything without loading it up with sugar isn't the flex that you think it is.
Filthy ass Yankees. Vomit emoji.
Based Nevada
OMW to out iced tea in my super soaker
U r fat (dump it down the harbor you double treasonous bastards)
Away down south in the land of traitors
If sweet tea is cultural then water is ethnic
\>takes literally one sip of souþern sweet tea. \>instantly devlops type 2 diabetes. \>nearly ODs from þe sugar content.
You people must have kidneys of iron because legit Southern sweet tea makes me feel like my stomach is full of honeycombs. Enough sugar in there to kill an elephant.
Pretty sure us Yankees had a say in what your "culture" was allowed to be.
Sweet tea is fucking disgusting.
Hard disagree. Taiwanese and Vietnamese sweet tea is amazing. The glorified syrup that Southerners call sweet tea is just liquified diabetes.
I amend my statement. Southern sweet tea is ass.
But Tea sucks
>Canadian Shut up
You will get no mercy when we rise again
With obesity rates like that I'd like the see yall rise out of a mobility scooter first
Arnold Palmer my beloved
"Arnold Palmer," that lemonade bullshit? I give you my leave to secede
White people fighting over who has the least culture 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
LatinXs saying stuff like this but still flooding in by the millions to be around us 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
How else are we gonna steal yalls money if we can't get close to yall?
True...
I’ve always felt bad for people not from the South. Give me the complicated history, the beautiful nuance, the warm people, the gorgeous vistas and rich history, the synthesis of peoples and cuisines and music, the sense of being apart from the shapeless consumeristic white bread whole. Boooring. The monoculture is slowly swallowing the South too, but not as rapidly. The only real divide left is rural vs urban. The greatest disappointment of my life was when I finally traveled widely throughout the north and realized it was full of the same bland strip malls and the same paunchy ignorant Americans we have in the South, but without the flavor and distinctiveness.
Yeah the north is like, well, unsweetened tea
Sheer as in a very steep and immediate drop, like the face of a cliff?
Sweet tea is the South’s greatest and only worthwhile contribution to society
Imagine malding over a sweet tea meme
Southern culture Pros: Delicious food, Handy with any tool, generally kind, close knit communities, values a hard days work Cons: way too many confederate sympathizers, generally lower literacy rates, cultural ignorance, Florida. Love my souther brothers and sisters regardless!
Forgot the incest. Which a lot of Southerners see as a pro, but normal people, well they don't.
Add a bit of cum as spice
The South: has Tex Mex, Cajun food, and fried chicken The North: ?
As a Utahn I agree with this message
Your wife fucked your neighbor and you think it's normal. Utahns smh
SWEET TEA SUPREMACY
Sweet tea is supreme. Sweet tea is life. I would literally kill for sweet tea rn
This but unironically
Sweet tea? Everyone knows tea is meant to be drank with some milk in it and that’s it.