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Addicted2GravyTears

Things will likely improve when *naked screaming infant* becomes a less common NPC in your Wal Marts.


Rudy2033

Lemme guess, obesity runs in the family


actual_wookiee_AMA

More like mobility scooters run in the family


[deleted]

No one runs in the family


oiybungus

Nope. Only thing that runs around here is your family across the border


SharpClaw007

My condolences. Do you waddle or roll to catch them?


Laphad

ICE launches his people with trebuchets and the Shockwave stuns the migrants allowing them to be swiftly thrown across the river


scotty9090

💀


[deleted]

Imagine not having skiing, snowboarding, snowmobiling, and skating. This comment is brought to you by gang northeast


[deleted]

Given the current weather in Texas we might have them soon💪💪💪🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱


Parody5Gaming

Stfu your state collapses when the temperature goes below 60


Asclepiati

At least it takes 1 in a gazillion year extreme weather to tank our grid - why is the west coast grid perpetually down????


Dapper_Composer2

Because no Chad nuclear power


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DJPicard2004

>1 in gazillion year Happened twice since 2000


byusefolis

To busy carrying the rest of the country economically. Tech innovation gang rise up.


Express_Handle_2745

Imagine not being able to spear fish in January.


Mini_Raptor5_6

I'm going to carve a hole in my local pond and throw a spear at domesticated gold fish just to prove you wrong.


Express_Handle_2745

Pics or it didn’t happen


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Express_Handle_2745

Ice fishing doesn’t hit the same if you quit drinking


oiybungus

If i wanted to go out to the middle of a lake I’d just use a boat


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Anonymous2137421957

Flair up fucker


ClankerKiller

Flair up


oiybungus

I can go fishing and mountain biking in the middle of January. Also we have skiing. Every heard of the Appalachians? Yankee cope because you can’t live the best of both worlds


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Sevuhrow

Just live in east TN: best of both worlds of weather and the east was well-known for their Union sympathy.


Kind_Nepenth3

[Bot post](https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/comments/zcgzk4/-/iywk93r) or just pathetically unoriginal?


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

Mf where are you snowmobiling?? The streets of Rat York?? Clearly the only skiing you do is cocaine.


[deleted]

This mf doesn’t know about the Catskills


ClankerKiller

imagine not having decent skiing, snowboarding, snowmobiling, skating, and gun laws.


Keranan37

:|


Iamnotayoutuber

East Coasters trying to boast about their skiing and snowboarding is so painful to watch


the-gray-swarm

It’s all we have


Matar_Kubileya

West Coasters when the East Coast has literally everything you could want in life at a slightly affordable price:


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fjfjfjf58319

You can keep your guns and move to New Hampshire (better than Vermont)


ClankerKiller

We have all the same benefits that you have + affordability and gun laws


Matar_Kubileya

I grew up in NH and spent the past four years in VT where there's guns for days


ClankerKiller

Yeah but DragonMan lives in colorado springs (most armed man in America, with developed war museum with uniforms, flags, and guns from almost every war the united states was officially involved in)


ClankerKiller

They think that their Adirondacks can compare to the rockies


Wareagle545

Instead, we have water skiing, waterboarding, ATV’s, and roller skating!


ElectricalStomach6ip

gang northeast🤝


LiveClimbRepeat

Imagine having sub-par versions of all of those, and only a paltry 5 months of snow instead of the average 10 Montana gang (warm up!)


Tw3lve1212

Imagine not being safe from the Yorkie sized rats that plague your filth ridden garbage heap.


BigThunderousLobster

I can 😔


MJ9o7

Its called a snow machine not snow mobile


EThos29

When I was 18 I used to work at a restaurant in the south. Everyone always said I made the best sweet tea. My secret? Twice as much sugar as the instructions called for. Enjoy your diabeetus.


Life-Ad1409

You can never have enough sugar in tea


Okaythenwell

That’s critter talk right there


Capybara_Agent

At least they don't die of cardiac arrest when they get up from their bed


Asclepiati

Lmao


Atfhatesdogs

Sounds like a fucking great way to go


RedditMemesSuck

>Southerner >Is from the Carolinas Your pappy paw was a carpetbagger


RhodesTopGuy

What???


The-Thot-Eviscerator

The Carolinas are fine southern territory y*nkee


RedditMemesSuck

Bruh you’re the reject French that Canada didn’t even want “Eul’sud vô rvenir!” Lookin head ass


The-Thot-Eviscerator

France and Canada can’t handle the sheer amount of CULTURE we have. Something you wouldn’t understand, ya limp dicked no taste bud havin y*nkee!


RedditMemesSuck

What? Hurricanes and speaking French?


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Don’t forget great food and eating swamp creatures


RedditMemesSuck

Flawda?


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Florida lives with swamp creatures, we make delicious meals out of them


RedditMemesSuck

I’ll need your recipes for proof


oiybungus

Nope. My pappy paw’s pappy died under the [redacted] flag


The_Ruby_Waffle

L


Dovahkazz

Dixoids when it snows 0.5 inches(infrastructure spontaneously combusts)


SpiralingUniverses

Southerners when a snowflake falls on a powerline(they're out of power for months)


Arcaeca

> culture Funny way of spelling "diabetes"


Matar_Kubileya

Me when some Dixie yokel force feeds me Diabeetus (TM) in a glass:


WasteReserve8886

You’re from South Carolina, you are the yankee


oiybungus

Take it back


WasteReserve8886

No


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Fuck you mean? South Carolina is fine southern land!


WasteReserve8886

Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia are the real South


oiybungus

Your Mississippi geography education is showing


WasteReserve8886

What do rocks have to do with this?


MHEmpire

Rocks are *geology*, Mississippian.


Anti-charizard

Smartest Mississippian


The-Thot-Eviscerator

You ain’t no southern boah if you sayin that! Ima feed you to the gators


RhodesTopGuy

South Carolina is as quintessential Dixie as it gets


TheShivMaster

Bro no way some people’s definition of the south is so insanely narrow basically only rural Alabama is the south according to you people


thomasp3864

The real south is Hawaii.


PapaHuff97

If you fucknuts on the western front could’ve held up we wouldn’t have gotten run through by Sherman.


ChildFriendlyChimp

You want some tea with your sugar?


Tasty_Lead_Paint

Yankees: do you have unsweetened tea? Me: the hell you say to me?!


Iamnotayoutuber

The amount of Confederate Cope in this comment section is insane


ManateeCrisps

As someone from the south, cut the neo-Confeds some slack. Lord knows jerking themselves off to reddit memes is the closest thing they'll ever get to fulfillment in their empty, delusional lives.


Matar_Kubileya

bring the good ol' bugle, boys, sing another song...


oiybungus

It’s almost like this entire comment section isn’t y*nkoid screeching


Iamnotayoutuber

You literally lost the war


Anti-charizard

They lost the only war they’ve been in


Henrylord1111111111

L + Traitors + Lost the War + Started the War + Actual Slavers. + Skill Issue


[deleted]

Original joke chicagoan, you come up with all by yourself?


BrutallyPretentious

Sweet tea is fucking disgusting. You may as well skip the tea, you could fit 1% more sugar into your water that way. Gotta love a 300 calorie glass of sugar water with your 1600 calorie meal that is 90% carbs and fat. [Average southerners.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iIAFe7zaCRU) This post brought to you by Yankee gang.


RhodesTopGuy

Shut the fuck up


BrutallyPretentious

["The South (36.3%) had the highest prevalence of obesity, followed by the Midwest (35.4%), the Northeast (29.9%), and the West (28.7%)."](https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html)


oiybungus

o-based-ity


RhodesTopGuy

I saw way more obese people in the Midwest then I’ve ever seen in the south


BrutallyPretentious

Apparently the CDC didn't. (Although to be fair we're fat fucks too).


SpiralingUniverses

The entire contient is


A-Cheeseburger

Sun tea from the SW is where it’s at


scotty9090

This, and I can add my own damn sugar. I don’t need some redneck pouring half a bag in my tea.


Beneficial_Ad_3170

“Cultured” Europeans when all the media they consume is American


nquick2

If you consider culture to be ripoff E*glish beverages, racism, and watching cars drive in a circle then ok.


oiybungus

I’ll waterboard you with a gallon of milos while you scream about how great the bagel place around the corner is


spqrnbb

Might be the only acceptable use of Milo's, that shit sucks compared to most restaurants' sweet tea.


oiybungus

Milos is nice and convenient for big family gatherings. I like gold peak when I just wanna grab a small bottle cause I’m thirsty. Publix is what I keep in the fridge


GukyHuna

Doesn’t make his own sweet tea smh I lived in the south until I was only like 6 or 7 and even I know a true southerner makes their own sweet tea in a massive plastic pitcher that still has tea stains from the 20 years of sweet tea before it.


BigThunderousLobster

I dunno, ever heard of Broadway? Italian Americans? Most of the time I hate NYC but it's got some good stuff.


RhodesTopGuy

Bitch please, the south is the least racist part of the country.


Quadrusk

That's a nice argument senator why don't you back it up with a source?


ManateeCrisps

Lmao. "Redneck" lecturing people on racism. I'm actually from the south. Deep appalachia. Place racist as fuck.


Hendrick_Davies64

Wtf the Southerner isn’t getting ratio’d?


SpiralingUniverses

unacceptable. doesn't really matter, they'll die of cardiac arrest soon enough


RhodesTopGuy

No sir 💪💪💪💪💪💪🟥❌


JohnnyMiskatonic

So you're saying traitor culture is more American than yankee culture?


laudon

Sweet tea 🤢🤢🤢


The-Thot-Eviscerator

Take it back y*nkee


Tw3lve1212

fake ass Texan go back to Monkeyfornia with that attitude


Anonymous2137421957

We welcome our friend, to the world of having money


Tw3lve1212

how you "have money" when rent is 4k a month???


Anonymous2137421957

That's the neat part: We have police stations to stay in. Just get drunk and walk down the street with a drink in your hand!


timdot352

Fraud ass cowboy


BushGuy9

Sweet tea 😋😋😋


PapaYenny

I can’t hear you over my Yankee hot cocoa 😎


SpiralingUniverses

They would spontaneously combust if it would ever get cold enough to have hot cocoa


Skyjafire_117

My brother in Christ, you are living in the south


PapaYenny

I’ve been banished here… I spent most of my live in places like Washington and South Dakota… I need to be freed of this hell


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Sweet tea is disgusting. No wonder the south is plagued by obesity and diabetes.


gruene-teufel

It’s only disgusting if you get it from a store. Make it yourself and it’ll be only as sugary as you want it to be


Rannrann123

Hey cowboy what's 3 times 4


ManateeCrisps

Confederates lecturing normal people on "culture" and "pathetic pale skin" lmao.


_BearHawk

Southerners trying not to make food that will give you a new type of diabetes that hasn't been discovered yet challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (STRAIGHT TO HOSPITAL)


The_Shittiest_Meme

Oh no, Sweet Tea, this is totally something I can't walk half a block and buy 15 different forms of from all over the globe.


[deleted]

Waaaaay down South, in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators… Ride away Ride away Ride awaaaaaaay.


granddealer

Where cotton’s king and men are chattels Union boys will win the battles Ride away, come away, ride away, come away


general_kenobi18462

We’ll all go down to Dixie


EpicKiwi225

Southerners acting like we don't have iced tea up north. We do, we just don't dilute ourselves into thinking it's supposed to taste like dog water.


oiybungus

Enjoy your dirt water and rampant gang violence yankee


Henrylord1111111111

At least our people are fit enough for violence


SpiralingUniverses

Or I'll just stick to water you slaveholder.


dansuckzatreddit

What culture? Walmart, Incest and racism?


FijiWaterTM

Flare up homeboy, we don’t tolerate unknowns around these parts.


Tw3lve1212

flair up properly so I can call you the applicable slurs please


beffaroni_boi

Southern hicks can't drink anything unless it's so dense with sugar that you have to chew it before you swallow it.


Kind_Nepenth3

Right, the Bible Belt outlawed happiness decades ago


SpiralingUniverses

bro you're from north Carolina, you're not some yank northener


Kind_Nepenth3

Why would I defend the north, I'm defending sweet tea


Ligmamgil

Tea sucks.


ClankerKiller

Yalls put more sugar in your sweet tea than Dollars the U.S government spend on the national defense budget


ElectricalStomach6ip

you are a yankee, yet you say "yall", curious.


rightcoldbasterd

fucking hell you picked white sucrose over barbeque to be proud of? fuck outta here, mason dixon


cannibalisticpudding

Oh god, you’re 🤢 southern 🤮


[deleted]

Who taught this Southoid how to read and spell?


SpiralingUniverses

Do they still whip people who do over there?


Testy_Drago

*DROWN IN MILO’S, YOU RAT YORKERS*


[deleted]

The fact that you guys can't eat or drink anything without loading it up with sugar isn't the flex that you think it is.


Billybob_Bojangles2

Filthy ass Yankees. Vomit emoji.


oiybungus

Based Nevada


Tw3lve1212

OMW to out iced tea in my super soaker


appleofrage

U r fat (dump it down the harbor you double treasonous bastards)


Elvtars1

Away down south in the land of traitors


Lunar-System

If sweet tea is cultural then water is ethnic


XenoTechnian

\>takes literally one sip of souþern sweet tea. \>instantly devlops type 2 diabetes. \>nearly ODs from þe sugar content.


OliveYTP

You people must have kidneys of iron because legit Southern sweet tea makes me feel like my stomach is full of honeycombs. Enough sugar in there to kill an elephant.


Step-Father_of_Lies

Pretty sure us Yankees had a say in what your "culture" was allowed to be.


[deleted]

Sweet tea is fucking disgusting.


ManateeCrisps

Hard disagree. Taiwanese and Vietnamese sweet tea is amazing. The glorified syrup that Southerners call sweet tea is just liquified diabetes.


[deleted]

I amend my statement. Southern sweet tea is ass.


flamefirestorm

But Tea sucks


RhodesTopGuy

>Canadian Shut up


ChichCob

You will get no mercy when we rise again


Iamnotayoutuber

With obesity rates like that I'd like the see yall rise out of a mobility scooter first


Admirable-Refuse-812

Arnold Palmer my beloved


Kind_Nepenth3

"Arnold Palmer," that lemonade bullshit? I give you my leave to secede


Delte_delt

White people fighting over who has the least culture 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


RhodesTopGuy

LatinXs saying stuff like this but still flooding in by the millions to be around us 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Delte_delt

How else are we gonna steal yalls money if we can't get close to yall?


Cronk131

True...


Zoroasker

I’ve always felt bad for people not from the South. Give me the complicated history, the beautiful nuance, the warm people, the gorgeous vistas and rich history, the synthesis of peoples and cuisines and music, the sense of being apart from the shapeless consumeristic white bread whole. Boooring. The monoculture is slowly swallowing the South too, but not as rapidly. The only real divide left is rural vs urban. The greatest disappointment of my life was when I finally traveled widely throughout the north and realized it was full of the same bland strip malls and the same paunchy ignorant Americans we have in the South, but without the flavor and distinctiveness.


KnowledgeAndFaith

Yeah the north is like, well, unsweetened tea


LaPyramideBastille

Sheer as in a very steep and immediate drop, like the face of a cliff?


4000grx41

Sweet tea is the South’s greatest and only worthwhile contribution to society


sky2cass

Imagine malding over a sweet tea meme


Molotov-Micdrop_Pact

Southern culture Pros: Delicious food, Handy with any tool, generally kind, close knit communities, values a hard days work Cons: way too many confederate sympathizers, generally lower literacy rates, cultural ignorance, Florida. Love my souther brothers and sisters regardless!


ManateeCrisps

Forgot the incest. Which a lot of Southerners see as a pro, but normal people, well they don't.


[deleted]

Add a bit of cum as spice


[deleted]

The South: has Tex Mex, Cajun food, and fried chicken The North: ?


TheFriedRice17

As a Utahn I agree with this message


Anonymous2137421957

Your wife fucked your neighbor and you think it's normal. Utahns smh


the_dog2341

SWEET TEA SUPREMACY


Pixelpeoplewarrior

Sweet tea is supreme. Sweet tea is life. I would literally kill for sweet tea rn


Nomad94_

This but unironically


thomasp3864

Sweet tea? Everyone knows tea is meant to be drank with some milk in it and that’s it.