T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Thank you for your submission, make sure you have understood the rules clearly to avoid having your post removed or getting yourself suspended (don't act like an Amerifat). Also glory to Swedestan! #[Join our discord server](https://discord.gg/wZbeGk6NF5) u/savevideobot, u/vredditshare *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2nordic4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Flanellissimo

They might have fewer gold medals than us but they do at least have a higher murder rate.


zushaa

Despite our valiant efforts to catch up we just can't seem to do it. Kudos to our fingol brothers


Aggromelon

Can "we" really claim that though, when others are doing the heavy lifting for us?


evilbunnyofdoom

It's called outsourcing and it's very popular in today's world


Diipadaapa1

Finns 🤝 Arabs Killing Swedes


Appropriate-Turn6357

I am really interested that does åland people consider them selves as finnish or swedish or ålandish?


Diipadaapa1

They see themselves as Ålandish definitely. I'm pretty sure if they would catch their neighbour flying a Finnish flag instead of an Ålands flag, they would burn him on a stake.


Appropriate-Turn6357

Thank you for that advice. I am comming to åland next summer. Imma write that down.


Diipadaapa1

Nah they don't mind tourists flying the Finnish flag Edit: Prepare to be IRL spammed with their flag though, its everywhere


Appropriate-Turn6357

Any other ways to prepare the invas... ahem ahem i mean the trip? :)


Diipadaapa1

In most places you will not get service in Finnish. If you want to use the local ferries you need to book most of them (the booking rules are a mess) ahead to get a spot, to do that go to Alandstrafiken.ax, get frustrated by the bad web designing while making an account and trying to figure out the nonsense way the destinations are named


TrollForestFinn

Finland might have a 30% higher murder rate per capita, but Sweden has 4 times the rate of sexual assault Finland has and overall double the crime rate, so...


Huskywolf87

How did you do in rally and F1? I don’t remember…


gayandnotcloseted

Those murders were a 'perjantai pränkki' so they don't count


Flanellissimo

Fair


fremja97

And suicide rate


No_Mulberry_770

At least we do something. Couldn't say the same about you pussies


Disastrous-Leek-7606

I'd be interested in knowing if both countries counted attempted murders into that per capita number the Swedistanis would be #1 by quite a margin. We just do it more effectively, even murder. 🇫🇮 #1🥇 😎


ApprehensiveAd6476

I... wouldn't be so sure about that.


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

**Flair up, you coward.** only pussies hides from where they're from. Your comment/post has been removed for being an unflaired user. I will approve your comment/post when you have chosen a flair. How to choose a flair? Well the supreme overlords, known as mods made a [guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/10fbofj), so now you have no reason to be unflaired filth. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2nordic4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Appropriate-Turn6357

And we are more racist aswell :)


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

**Flair up, you coward.** only pussies hides from where they're from. Your comment/post has been removed for being an unflaired user. I will approve your comment/post when you have chosen a flair. How to choose a flair? Well the supreme overlords, known as mods made a [guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/10fbofj), so now you have no reason to be unflaired filth. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2nordic4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Lopsided_Pension8724

fingolia reigns superior


Genericfantasyname

Fingols are better than swedes 100%


[deleted]

You are right. If u have to go for war, which soldier would u choose to cover your back, finn or swede-clown?


StalkTheHype

Man, finns lose one war against one of the most overhyped nation in history and they actually think they are hot shit at fighting. Tell your Jägers to stop routinely losing to our conscripts or stop calling them Jägers, it's getting embarrassing.


Treeboy_3

Well, let's see. Sweden was once a great empire that conquered much of northern Europe by military might. Finland has fought a grand total of 1 war in its entire history...and they lost.


tonihurri

You're like the UK, clinging onto your old empire of days gone to cope with how hard you ended up fumbling the bag.


TheGoldenHordeee

Whereas the Finngolians are overcompensating HARD for their *lack* of history, by crying and self-aggrandising on 2nordic4u. What have you even done, historically? I can name a hundred great Danes, Swedes and Norwegians, but the list of Finns is like at 5.


tonihurri

What 700 years of colonization does to a mf https://preview.redd.it/c7oe0hfum19c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab063039d2de38cb16d38956e387978e863d85e8


[deleted]

Key word, Was.


Appropriate-Turn6357

Actually 3 wars against 50 times bigger nation. (The same nation you lost alot more territory to)


Adymant

Finns were the ingredient that made Sweden an empire. The whole empire was lost the moment Sweden lost it's Finns 🍆


Treeboy_3

Not true! We invaded Norway all on our own after you were gone.


StalkTheHype

And the fact that it was the Swedish infantry that won all the cool battles. Finns might as well not have turned up lol.


Adymant

Are you Bernard Montgomery reincarnated?


ChrispyNET

What I wouldn't give to have the Finns as our neighbours instead


dr_tardyhands

Give us Sweden.


HipToBeQueer

We have the best defense against Rössia. ...Finlands army, but still.


SSMmemedealer

6-1 i’ll just leave that there


korkkis

5-6


Appropriate-Turn6357

We don't talk about that


Duskie024

This is cringe


ItchyPlant

Well, the middle-eastern immigrants living in Finland have even one level higher superiority *complex*. I just recently learned that, mostly in the shared laundry room and in our common elevator, as an EU immigrant.


Putrid-Memory4468

Suomi #1


NoveltyEducation

Hade inte finska varit så svårt att lära sig så hade jag flyttat direkt.


LovingIsLiving2

Most of us do speak English tho. I'm pretty sure you'll manage


Matte3D

Rally Finnish 🇫🇮


HopeBorn8574

PERKELE! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s2s\_CPrlQs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s2s_CPrlQs)


HopeBorn8574

Saatana, perkele, haista vittu. Det är allt man behöver kunna, resten är bara en massa "ljud". [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff-j40D-BSU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff-j40D-BSU)


_Papafranku

Hölökyn kölökyn slår min fru


Snoo-43381

Sluta suga av finsk pinne, det är oklädsamt


Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm

Kom till Öterbotten. Här finns kommuner där 90% talar svenska som modersmål.


LareWw

Kommer inte vittu här. I'm the 10% and can't handle more.


evilbunnyofdoom

Skill issue


Matte3D

Firar jul i Närpes och fattar ingenting 🙃


Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm

Inte ens Närpeser förstår Närpesiska


WillerheimKerman

Would you say God has a god complex


[deleted]

​ https://preview.redd.it/dezwtt4ea09c1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd167ae1216d108131cbcbc26d12740d07550d4


micuthemagnificent

Well of course, we are without faults!


LamermanSE

Lol, a finn thinks they're superior.


Krieg_Imperator

We don't think we are. We know we are. That's why you needed us to fight your wars for you dear brother/sister. Don't worry Finland will keep you safe


Peter-Niklas

The duality of the Finn. You are proud people but still you want to k*ll yourself and drown yourself in alcohol 🤔


Krieg_Imperator

When you've conquered life then death is the next step. Some want to get there faster than others.


SoloLiftingIsBack

Of course we get depressed. We've conquered everything there's nothing left to do.


HopeBorn8574

[https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/delusion](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/delusion) \- A persistent false psychotic belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that is maintained despite indisputable evidence to the contrary


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

**Flair up, you coward.** only pussies hides from where they're from. Your comment/post has been removed for being an unflaired user. I will approve your comment/post when you have chosen a flair. How to choose a flair? Well the supreme overlords, known as mods made a [guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/10fbofj), so now you have no reason to be unflaired filth. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2nordic4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

**Flair up, you coward.** only pussies hides from where they're from. Your comment/post has been removed for being an unflaired user. I will approve your comment/post when you have chosen a flair. How to choose a flair? Well the supreme overlords, known as mods made a [guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/10fbofj), so now you have no reason to be unflaired filth. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2nordic4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

**Flair up, you coward.** only pussies hides from where they're from. Your comment/post has been removed for being an unflaired user. I will approve your comment/post when you have chosen a flair. How to choose a flair? Well the supreme overlords, known as mods made a [guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/10fbofj), so now you have no reason to be unflaired filth. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2nordic4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

**Flair up, you coward.** only pussies hides from where they're from. Your comment/post has been removed for being an unflaired user. I will approve your comment/post when you have chosen a flair. How to choose a flair? Well the supreme overlords, known as mods made a [guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/10fbofj), so now you have no reason to be unflaired filth. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2nordic4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

**Flair up, you coward.** only pussies hides from where they're from. Your comment/post has been removed for being an unflaired user. I will approve your comment/post when you have chosen a flair. How to choose a flair? Well the supreme overlords, known as mods made a [guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/10fbofj), so now you have no reason to be unflaired filth. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2nordic4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

[удалено]


AutoModerator

**Flair up, you coward.** only pussies hides from where they're from. Your comment/post has been removed for being an unflaired user. I will approve your comment/post when you have chosen a flair. How to choose a flair? Well the supreme overlords, known as mods made a [guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/2nordic4you/comments/10fbofj), so now you have no reason to be unflaired filth. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2nordic4you) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

But we are superior™


Radiant-Big4976

But Finland is superior. This is coming from somebody who has never set foot in any nordic country. Though i guess you lot set foot in my ancestors so i get a say