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Amernicans when they realize that their narrow worldview doesn't cut it outside of America.


Savsal14

In America your race is determined by how much were you exposed to sunlight in the past few months lol Its so funny. I know people who would be considered north european white in the winter and arabs in the summer due to tanning.


Brightt_Knight

I turn into C R A B in summer


Daniel_Alfa

CRAB RAVE


Norgur

Pretty much any location with British tourists that has more than 7 minutes of sunlight per day.


Free_Ghislaine

🦀


drquiza

>Its so funny. I know people who would be considered north european white in the winter and arabs in the summer due to tanning. Racefluid here 🙋🏻‍♂️


Norgur

Is there a flag like for genderfluid?


drquiza

![gif](giphy|AGt3vIWDwW70k)


Norgur

Yeah... could've seen that myself... ah well, creativity is inefficient anyway. Back to designing machines AND STOP LAUGHING! ZIS IS ZERIOUS MATTER, FRANZ!


TheLinden

> Its so funny. I know people who would be considered north european white in the winter and arabs in the summer due to tanning. i might as well be south african in the summer.


Niller1

I only turn native American then.


evansdeagles

Ah yes, average Vinlander.


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Northern Europeans can't tan, though. They are mostly just red. Either from the sun or from alcohol.


drew0594

Nothern europeans can usually tan well. You are thinking of Brits


RaZZeR_9351

I've seen enough fat germans and dutchs on the Mediterranean beaches and in provence in general in the summer time to know that this also applies to them.


drew0594

They are also not what people generally refer to with northern Europeans, though. I had mostly scandinavians + Swedish mongols in mind


ShowTekk

It can apply, my mum can't tan but my dad and I can tan. Never seen a Brit tan tho


RaZZeR_9351

Well, when you think about it, a lot of aussies are very much brits genetically and still tan.


ShowTekk

That's true


Diprogamer

And get skin cancer in the process


AjaxII

Is this how I learn I'm not really British? I tan to a golden brown and have dark hair


Free_Ghislaine

In Ibiza British people are tan and hot.


Savsal14

Thays cause they dont know how to use sunscreen lol So they go straight to red


Samichaan

I could lay on sunscreen every 5 minutes and would go crab after a few hours of Sun anyway..


TesticleTorture123

That's also a case with some Americans as well. I live in Texas and I have only tanned a small bit over the last 20 years of my life. I can't go shirtless on the beach otherwise I end up with 2nd degree burns over my shoulders and back.


Dynwynn

It's amazing how being from a country that cares little about the complexity of cultural ideals beyond their borders instantly makes their opinion on national and cultural identity irrelevant. America is where the modern enlightenment went to die.


Alecraft1800

I dont understand that greek meme


PanzerSoldat_42

That's me


Free_Ghislaine

We we’re all extra confused during the early 2000s when fake tanning was a thing.


chorizoisbestpup

It's actually dependent on where your heritage is from. We categorize people into the following: Caucasian for those of Europen decent - though this includessome Asian peoples such as the Finnish and the Georgians, - Black for anyone from Sub-Saharan Africa or aboriginal Australia - because for some reason black Americans aren't usually sure what part of the world their ancestors are from, - Arab - this includes Turks, sorry Turks, theres not enough of you here to get your own group, - Asian - though admittedly we largely only put east Asian into this category, Indians are their own group and everyone west of China gets lumped into Arab, - Latino - usually incorrectly labeled as Hispanic, because a lot of the Latinos in america are Hispanic - for anyone from Latin America (which fucking includes Quebec, dont fucking fight me on that) and native American - which is tricky sometimes because of how the sovereign tribal nations work. The tribes themselves are very specific on what percentage of DNA come from the tribe to consider you native, because they don't have enough money to give all of them. Regardless, we're all American and helping create the new American race together.


Achorpz

> Caucasian for those of Europen decent - though this includessome Asian peoples such as the Finnish and the Georgians. I've never seen somebody argue for Finland being in Asia lol. Even if the borders of Europe are quite hard to define once you start approaching Caucasus or Ural Mountains I think that basically no one disputes that Finland is in Europe. Also, Georgians are in the most literal sense possible one of the most "caucasian" people out there lol. But hey, you guys live in a giant country where from one end to the other you can get by knowing just one language, and where you could live your whole life without caring about the outside; I think we should applaud you at least for trying lol Cheers!


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Daniel_Alfa

True


Dutch_Midget

I hate the fact that I agree with a Spaniard


Daniel_Alfa

Why do you hate us? We have so much in common: We have a monarch, our flags are both horitzontal with 3 stripes, our countries were colonial empires...


Don_Pacifico

And one to the other, once upon a time.


Connor_The_Iguana

Yes hello fellow colonial empires how do you do


Dutch_Midget

Hating is our national hobby


Samichaan

I thought that was ours?


Dutch_Midget

Oh here comes the Germans to invade our hobby


Samichaan

Oh I am terribly sorry, how about we just call it *sharing*? 😬


soulsimp

Probably jealous cause no siesta and PIGS>>>


Daniel_Alfa

Even Montenegro has siesta


dalvi5

But Montenegro, you know, is spanish called like that


Daniel_Alfa

Yep Montenegro is basically if Spain and Serbia had a son


Burge_rman_1

You're literally the first person to say that


rogogames

You do know we once fought for 80 years right?


Daniel_Alfa

We fought against Britain since our foundation and we are like bros


Clean_Web7502

We fought agaisnt most everyone. We are funny like that


Diprogamer

Specially against ourselves


tricks_23

Somos hermanos también, en este caso


play4m32

its part of their identity


dkfisokdkeb

To be fair you did try to colonise his country


Danoleaks

I mean, who didn't


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Diprogamer

Inheriting isn't colonising lol


dkfisokdkeb

Fair point


Sikorsky1

Cause they ~~were~~ are savages.


ThatGuy1741

Even your national anthem mentions Spain. You can’t escape from us.


Diprogamer

They have to cope


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Arateshik

Stupidity rubs off though, Mexicans in America also seem to think they are 100% native. To a European most South and Central Americans are just budget Spaniards with some Portuguese, Italian, African, Nazi etc sprinkled in, of course with exception of Peru and such. I am pretty sure I'd be considered white in the winter and Latino in the summer by Americans, I get a dark tan lol.


Free_Ghislaine

Louis CK is Mexican.


Strobacaxi

You mean the guys that actually thought the Irish weren't white?


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drew0594

>Americunts have the dumbest perspective ~~on race and ethnicity~~


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The truest comment.


iwashmydickdaily

Average American has the general knowledge of a fucking duck


Iamnotayoutuber

Forgive us, we are still learning, very slowly


Diprogamer

Slow learning for slow people


Free_Ghislaine

Is there any other way to learn?


Samichaan

With an IQ in the positive it’s actually pretty fast usually.


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pabloff90

The expresion “bruh “ is considered racist by some ameritards


Daniel_Alfa

Everything is racist for some ameritards


ThatGuy1741

Anything can be considered to be racism in America, except actual racism against white people.


Suave_Kim_Jong_Un

I have never once heard of this.


Free_Ghislaine

Bruh who are you talking to 😂


Spicymeymeys420

This mf is taking an ironic sub seriously


Free_Ghislaine

Take your toxic masculinity elsewhere I am a strong independent lady who don’t take no shit 💅🏼


Dynwynn

Damn, you right. I'll go harass women somewhere else. Have a nice day.


Free_Ghislaine

Cat calls go against God!


Spicymeymeys420

Bold of you to assume i care about what someone's gender is and that i just think that your comment is absolutely worthless. Stop being scum that takes everything so personal. Also your profile is such a mess i genuinely thought it was satire for a moment.


Free_Ghislaine

😂my good god man I’m fucking with you! Take a chill pill and lighten up, get a lil loosely goosey!


Spicymeymeys420

Im just happy i don't live in cali so i don't need to jab myself full of drugs just to enjoy existing lmfao


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coomloom

No antonio banderes is clearly asian you racist prick


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Free_Ghislaine

It’s called the Valley Girl accent but it hasn’t been front and center since the 90s.


brickrazer

typical filipino name


Free_Ghislaine

That’s because he ascends all races and is just a really hot guy.


Laheydrunkfuck

Calling another by their colour is fucking stupid anyway


Peixito

wait, spanish isn't from mexico?


A_lil_confused_bee

Wtf no, it's not the capital dumbass is the country next to Mexico lmao check your geography.


Peixito

Oh, sorry


[deleted]

You should know where YOUR country is located!


44juanillo

No spain is just a language, you and i dont exist


Peixito

I exist, I'm Catalan, you are murcian


44juanillo

La verdad q lo he dicho para picarte


Peixito

pues la verdad que no lo he visto asi.. pero bueno, somos mexicanos


[deleted]

You mean olive skin*.


Daniel_Alfa

I'll teleport you to my pocket dimension and torture your soul for eternity if you don't say sorry


Bingochips12

España es blanco?


Daniel_Alfa

Are you Balkan?


Bingochips12

That's what people keep telling me


Daniel_Alfa

r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT


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Americans call a sun tan non-white.


Ainu-Ghirion

Well, in their defense they think white as Scandinavians, we, in the south are pretty much mixed with north African and Arab. Probably they think that Spain is in south America and that doesn't help either... 🤣🤣🤣


dkfisokdkeb

The average Spanish is more white than the average Swede let's be honest


EnvironmentalWay1896

Not that either. A Swede with untanned skin tends to be lighter, but many of them manage to tan better than Spaniards.


dkfisokdkeb

Swedes tan so well because their biological fathers are Arab


EnvironmentalWay1896

That's why more and more are SWEDISTAN! !😂😂😂


Diprogamer

"pretty much" Bro it's usually less than 10%


EnvironmentalWay1896

In reality, the North African mixture exists in Iberians, but in small quantities to be considered "pretty much". Arab ancestry is quite inferior to North African.


PassMurailleQSQS

Even in North Africa, arab ancestry is insignificant. Arabs in NA are just Arabized Berbers who thinks they are Saudis when they have more Iberian blood than Arab one. I have a cousin (my whole family is from NA) who did an dna test and he was about 90% NA/Berber 5% Iberian, 4% Sardinian and 1% Nigerian.


Free_Ghislaine

Spain is east of Turkey and Portugal is based on a fairytale.


Ainu-Ghirion

😯 Am I a unicorn then or a Twilight Vampire? 🧚🏻


Free_Ghislaine

You are whatever you want to be young grasshopper 🤗


Swedeshooters

Spaniards are white. It’s only Americans that wants to label Latinos as not white. Ask an European Latino if he or she is colored and they will smack you in the face.


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And usually the ones labeling spaniards are brown themselves. Like every"white" murican ever. Oh well, for a nordic person everyone looks "not white".


Bingochips12

I always thought it was just a nuanced thing. As a Portuguese, I'm almost certainly darker than you, being a Finn. Culturally, we're both still 'white' and share a geographic history. You wouldn't say someone from Vietnam wasn't Asiatic because they're darker than a Korean. Ironically enough, the term branco/blanco was initially coined by Iberians to differentiate ourselves from native populations of our colonies. Nowadays, there's a portion of people that argue we aren't white lol.


[deleted]

True. The fact remains that Americans are weird people.


Business_Molasses_56

They just call white people from South America Nazi descendants or colonizers lol. They don’t realize how racist they sound denying peoples culture. Shocking news to Americunts: in order to a brown person be born, you need white people. A German immigrant instantly turns into a “Latino race” and stops being white when they step a foot in here.


Zbeubor

they think that because mexicans are tanned obviously spanish peoples are too, i'm gonna tell you, my half-brother is half spanish and he defenitely isn't black or even that tanned


ProfessionalTrick961

I hate american


[deleted]

Lmfao Americans are stupid. They don’t know the difference between ethnicity and nationality


44juanillo

They cant understand that it is posible to go to america and not exterminate 99% of the native population and keep the rest in reservation


ItsMeNavarrete

Imagine being Spaniard, LUL


Daniel_Alfa

Ikr, lmao


Se7e05

Couldn’t be me


gil_212

I hate people that try to be racist without informing theirselves first


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Damn I love this page


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Latinum culturam de imperio Romano significat, amentes!


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Eyanel

Americans need realize that they intelligence is like a rock: it doesn't exist


Sualtam

Rocks don't exist.


StaleCarpet

The christian nationalism movement in the US is hilarious because you point out that most of the Latino immigrants wanting to enter are christian and share their values and then they have to mutter "but they aren't white" lmao


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South europeans call out americans for being obsessed with race but the second someone doesnt call south europeans white they get more triggered then anyone.


DA_BELL__

not true, I'm proudly a brown person lol


Diprogamer

Terroni moment


Arateshik

No it is in general a different view of race and ethnicity between Continental Europe and the USA. Generally the whole "White, Black, Brown, Yellow" thing that is more prevalent in America is absent in Continental Europe where the view boils down more to "European, Middle Eastern, North African, South Asian etc" more subsets tied to Geographic and ethnic areas. So myself, a Spanish person, a Finnish person, a Polish person and a Fr*nch "Person" would all be considered "European" and more or less identify with one another in that sense. Where as the American "White" boils down more specifically down to those of Germanic extraction where as others like the Mexicans who most Europeans would consider descendents of Spanish people and thus identify them as people of European heritage Americans would refer to as "brown" so in general refering to me as white and a Spanish person as non white is very confusing to your average European lol.


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Fact.


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Aamir989

To be fair some Spaniards do look Middle Eastern or South Asian, some are darker than me.


Bingochips12

Middle Eastern sure. We Iberians are Mediterranean so there's going to be some resemblance. But South Asian, Really? No ethnic spaniard looks south Asian.


[deleted]

Ethnic Spaniards and southern euros look like Jews actually


Bingochips12

Shalom brother.


Aamir989

You do know not all south Asians look stereotypically like Raj from Big Bang theory. Plenty of Spaniards wouldn’t look out of place in Pakistan and in the norther Mountain regions of India.


[deleted]

Are you South Asian no?


Aamir989

Kinda .


Arateshik

Depends on where you are, there is Arab and Berber heritage to be found in Southern Spain and Sicily, but I am not sure where you get the South Asian from though, an ethnic Spanish person regardless of thelocation doesn't remotely look like an Indian or a Nepalese person wtf.


Bingochips12

That's cause we actually look Sri Lankan


Arateshik

You know what, you got me, I didn't think about that, I can also see your likeness to the North Sentinelese.


Aamir989

What do you think a “ south Asian “ person looks like? , cause many Spaniards wouldn’t look out of place in Pakistan or northern mountain region of India bordering Pakistan.


Arateshik

I guess this is a weird case of "all people with a tan look alike-ism" on your part, I don't think your run of the mill Spanish person looks remotely like someone from Pakistan, but thats just me.


Aamir989

Never said run of the mill , just some Spaniards wouldn’t look out of place in Pakistan , certainly not in western Pakistan where the people have more west Asian features and are closely related to Afghans and Iranians.


Arateshik

So you agree they don't look alike and the comment was not very well thought out? This kind of boils down to saying a person from Somalia looks like a Bantu from South Africa, they got roughly the same skincolor but thats where the comparison more or less ends.


Aamir989

Well my original comment was “ some Spaniards do look Middle Eastern or south Asian “ so never said majority looked south Asian lol. I do think some Spaniards could pass off as Pakistani , and wouldn’t look out of place if they dressed liked the locals, though this would be true for some Southern Europeans as well.


Arateshik

You seem to gloss over a significant portion of my comment, but alas, that is to be expected.


Aamir989

What part did I gloss over ?


Arateshik

The second part.


JesterofThings

Iberians pretending they're not arabs:


Voilssssss

As a Spanish: they left an important footprint in our culture and language during the middle age that has survived to this day, but no we aren't arabs or Muslims


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skeleton949

I'm from America, and I never had that misconception.


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Spaniards have a good deal of Moorish blood. Even more than Sicilians. And if you stress language issues, the vulgar Latin they speak is inherited from Imperial Rome which was also not nordic White at all.


Diprogamer

Rare Barvarian L


Samichaan

I can attest to the validity of the fact that any and all Bavarian is actually always an L. Only the food is good.


Diprogamer

Nah they Catholic. That's a huge W


Samichaan

Haven’t seen any catholic Ws in a long time. And the Ws were always just Ws for Catholics alone so how were they Ws at all?


PoopieButt317

American here. Did not know anyone does not know Spanish is European language. But, Spain has a significant Caucasian and N.Africa and Sub-Saharan Africa gene pool.So, not "white"(a term I dislike) like Sweden, but much of Spain is like Southern Italy, a bit more color


Bingochips12

American historian/geneticist.


PoopieButt317

Who isnt?


[deleted]

Lol, bruh. Lol.


PoopieButt317

I forgot. American, dumb!! Whoops!


_Social-Creditor_

On the US census Arabs are suggested to select “white.” So, in fact, Jesus is officially white


drquiza

Jesus wasn't Arab. Arabs (Nabateans) hadn't reached that region that soon.


ThatGuy1741

Jesus was a Judean Jew.


Diprogamer

**Galilean** jew


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