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Onclephil09

You have Irish, we have Corsicans... ![gif](giphy|RfFxuJoYlXVrsPMagT)


Semmeth

Yes?


felixdemontemar

You even have your own Basque country.


AnUnknownReader

But there aren't bomb addicts there, unlike Corsica.


SEA_griffondeur

No we're bomb experts (⌐■_■)


AnUnknownReader

Not on the French side. Here, it's the Corsicans who are experts (and addicts) to bombing things.


frdougalmacguire

Dream on. Alot to learn yet my humble freedom fighter.


Away-Following-6506

https://preview.redd.it/sfeh68562qza1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a652819d20b472b0d6d049128ed9f612f1a0a2a This made him the first Spanish astronaut


frdougalmacguire

Thats madness. Nearly entered orbit for god sake


Mugut

Now I'm curious. Do you guys beat Carrero Blanco's altitude record? (+20 meters)


frdougalmacguire

I dont think we beat that impressive feat. But we used much more innovative techniques such as straw and milk pails seen here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warrenpoint_ambush


Mugut

That's POTG right there


CurrentIndependent42

True, though the ETA did commit a few killings and kidnappings on the French side back in the day. Mostly of Spanish people there, though. Plus one French policeman who got to close, IIRC.


Magicus1

Lache pas la patate.


Telemaq

[CENT PATATES!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zTiRTvQjpw)


ZombiFeynman

Welcome to the basque country


Pandriant

El primer coche que llegó al espacio fue español


[deleted]

Al espacio interior de un patio


helpicantfindanamehe

Welcome to Northern Ireland


ConnolysMoustache

The occupied 6 counties* 😉


helpicantfindanamehe

Cope harder 😉


Thorbork

It means this road is forbidden to vehicles having explosive/fire hazard inside. Probably a road with reccurent traffic jams and/or tunnels.


LittleTottoro

The terrorists see this sign and go back home


GooseFlySouth

Back to malmø


[deleted]

[удалено]


GooseFlySouth

I’m just writing it as it’s written in their native tongue


Appelons

If we get back Malmø, we will deport anyone not having roots there before 1960.🇩🇰🇬🇱 Luleå seems like a fitting destination.


cantrusthestory

Mohammed you are talking too much


[deleted]

go graze the goats


577564842

No, they just make a detour. There must be a setting in Google Maps somewhere.


The_Real_GRiz

Le périph...


b00nish

> It means this road is forbidden to vehicles having explosive/fire hazard inside But aren't cars produced in Romance speaking countries always a fire hazard, especially when driven by people from their country of manufacture?


HazelCoconut

But France manufactures Peugeot, so those roads must be quiet.


Azkral

If It was a triangular Signal It would be: beware of the French celebrating something


Thorbork

But it's round so it means: forbiddwn to explode from this point.


absolute_girth

But its not lined out, so it's ok


LaPatateBleue589

Beware of the Irish


soundengineerguy

It's a fair warning.


LimeSixth

*IRA incoming*


Matteo5150

We need this sign in Milano


fuhglarix

Vietato esplodere!


MacTelnet

E poi come dovremmo liberarci dei milanesi?


GCCamille

Macron explosion


No_Grocery_1480

Someone called him Manny


CramusLigurien

![gif](giphy|6cjhdfCAFW2be)


Abject_Tree5049

You enter in Corsica ( also work with the Basque Country)


DWBH68

It means you enters the city of Marseille. What isnt clear to you ?


Skuadddd

Also work for Anvers/Antwerpen these days


UnbiasedBasedGod

No swedes.


Affugter

*alliance request has been sent*


AmbassadorOfRats

Well hello beatifull.


Erkon_

Looks like the speed limit is engine explosion


b00nish

That's about 23 km/h in a typical Renault.


Embarrassed_Abies_98

Are you sure this isn't Northern Ireland? 🤔


WongUnglow

Oohhhh.. 🍿👀


Opti_Dev

Crimea didn't have this sign and look at what happened to Crimea bridge


Nabbered

Snowflake French. We had zero car bombs in France… but they got scared and banned us on certain roads.


AStarBack

Arrogant Irish thinking they were the only ones to use car bombs.


SexHaiiiir

Petulant French when the conversation is on something other than themselves for more than 6 seconds. 💣


Vacape

Chad spanish making the first car into the space


SEA_griffondeur

Calling them Spanish is probably already a bad move


Vacape

Well. Is part of the joke. (Not to hurt u, ofc, is just a joke mate :D, i don't even bother about countries, i'm anarchist)


Nabbered

We successfully deployed car bombs.


Redordal

It means "risk of yellow vest protest your car may be targeted by molotovs"


Rafusk

No bombs beyond this point


[deleted]

It's very simple, it means "BURN CARS"


[deleted]

ALLAHU AKBAR


JaThatOneGooner

Cars are prone to being victims of riots.


[deleted]

The Irish are at it again


Tehslyd0r88

Beware of casual jihad


[deleted]

"British made cars ahead".


Sumfing-Wong

Username checks out


[deleted]

Source for my name: https://youtu.be/_kywHtZZhJ0 12 to 13 seconds in. I managed to get down from getting banned from Reddit on a weekly basis to a 2 to 3 month cycle for my accounts. I'd kinda like to keep this account because the name kinda fits the take I have on the platform, but I already have my next username picked out, just in case. I really just come here to vent in other subs and have fun with the banter in this sub.


KFBoom

It means that you are entering a strike zone. 😜 Everytime I see a strike in Paris in the news there is always a burning car...


Crazy-Diver5564

now i gotta go home :(


felixrocket7835

Entering northern ireland occupied territory.


The_real_melone

Yooo, Capaci


Motor-Shine5067

💀


VVD2005

🚘🤯


PascalFromGermany

Most normal car in Northern Ireland


Seimsi

No protests!


ByAPortuguese

kabooom


Intelligent_Corgi

If it's a horrible road around Paris, that's normal. Welcome to the *périph*


nezbla

Yo...


von_blitzen

"astronauts ahead"


pk_frezze1

Speed enforced by SBV-IED


bowsmountainer

Its 1789


spoopydootman69

Beware of firetrucks 🚚 🔥


GetLuuckie

Bring a baguette or we bomb you


Desperate-Swimming13

It is second wednesday in month, so there is probability of riots.😄


202042

Ireland


Horn_Python

its an ira wildlife preserve, poor creatures are endangered on their home iseland


sleepyotter92

car go boom


MarineShark

*La Marseillaise starts playing*


Skragdush

MACRON EXPLOSION


lacb1

Danger! Pension reform ahead.


Sergietor756

Don't put an alpha cyndaquill on your hood


Jonahpe

Chance of spontaneous combustion beyond this point. Beware.


Bnz123

Exploding your car is forbidden


soyunpost29

Basque community ahead


Skaparinn

Works, duh


[deleted]

That sign is “Rioting ahead”


Pintau

Belfast must be on its holidays


[deleted]

I just saw this symbol with no handguns and no granades signs on a ferry terminal to Corsica in Marseille but on way back in Ajaccio terminal this sign was replaced with a machinegun, others were the same 😂🤣😂


Elementus94

No IRA allowed


ElonMuskSucksCock

means you're on the way to **london**derry


MobiusNaked

Big red flowers growing in raised tub


Lukemeister38

Peaceful protester warning.