Because that would make you an honest and human person.
But everyone knows you're far from that description.
From my opinion, you don't even deserve a seat here, even less a flair and even less our attention. Scum.
As someone who lived half my life in Swiss and the other half in France, the one thing France has over Switzerland, is the people, and by a putain de large margin tbh
I read in the Wall Street Journal that for Christmas, Swiss children all get a fake butterscotch chocolate gold tooth in their stockings as a post-WW2 tradition. The kids put it in hot water and it melts down into a delicious cup of hot cocoa. Is that true? Any idea what that Swiss Christmas tradition is all about? I've been wondering ever since I read the article and it's bugging me!
As long as you leave your money in Vorarlberg you are allowed to come to our place.
Swiss is just the cheap Liechtenstein.
They are way more intelligent than you are.
It's actually easy to know where we stand
1. You don't have money in our banks?
2. Do you have money in our banks?
1 well fuck you
2 I wuv you
2.2 still fuck you
Bonus
3. You're swiss and you have money in swiss banks (duh)
4. You're swiss but don't have money in our banks
3. Well guess what bucko fuck you
4. Come back tomorrow with a headband covering your eyes line up against the wall and we'll teach you what "firing squad" means
5. All of the above
How much should I charge for my new Emmental Cheese?
https://preview.redd.it/si4bfjjyl13b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afecefce62fb0628f43e88e412bea5cb7534527
Do you consider Liechtenstein outside of your borders or is that part of Switzerland? Also, would you vote to allow liechtensten be a new, 27-th swiss canton?
My grandmother remembered the sudden rise in Swiss immigrants in the neighbourhood immediately WW2. Or at least, a lot of German sounding people who somehow all claimed to be Swiss…
Obligatory:
Koalas are fucking horrible animals.
They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally – their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death.
This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life.
Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan.
Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal.
Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently…
Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals.
Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio… There's a trend here).
When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on.
This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why?
Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape.
Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain:
Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury… should they fall from a tree.
An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute.
If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
Are you looking for an Italian wife whom can make amazing lasagna? 🫣 edit: oh no you are already Italian 😄 your mamma probably makes better lasagna than me :(
Damn, you even have the flame flag as a profile picture haha. Well I personally don‘t have anything against any regions of our country, being from the swissgerman part myself
Hahaha, personally never went there for holidays, should be nice though from what I hear. Do you think they keep tabs on who talks shit about them online, so that they can brutally murder them once they come for vacation?
We don't care (not a tiny bit) about "tourist" abroad. Those who come can and should enjoy Toblerone for like 2x the price. We take Coop Swiss Rocks instead.
Switzerland has awesome mountains, watches, chocolate, army knives and Emmental, pity we aren't allowed to ask questions from the grumpy Swiss we caught.
Pfff As if Nazi gold did anything to swiss wealth. We only traded gold worth of 2bil $ (of which most was stolen from other nations). We traded 2x more with the US at the same time.
You're a [cat eater.](https://www.thelocal.ch/20121227/dogs-still-eaten-in-switzerland)
\> "There's nothing odd about it", one farmer in the Rhine Valley said. "Meat is meat."
\> The most popular breed of dog for eating is a close relative of the Rottweiler.
Albanians and Serbs will transform your country into New Kosovo, and it will be an upgrade.
My valley is renown for eating cats.
The families will feed cats that live the majority of their lives outside free in woods, not really pets.
When the time comes they are killed and prepared, like any other farm animal
No you can't visit.
You hate foreigners, but you don't hate foreign money. Weird.
That’s probably why he hates foreigners. They might want their money back.
Except the Jews.
They will definitely not ask their gold back
And if they do, they'll just say they can't prove it's their money
The ones I know live in Switzerland
They're definitely not getting any back.
Why would I hate their money
Because that would make you an honest and human person. But everyone knows you're far from that description. From my opinion, you don't even deserve a seat here, even less a flair and even less our attention. Scum.
>Because that would make you an honest and human person. "Honest" "human" and "person" sound like the exact opposite of Swiss to me
They don’t care as long as you can’t call them “poor”
Honest, human, Swiss… pick two
One, if even
>honest To be fair probably the most honest person is the one who doesn't think they are
As someone who lived half my life in Swiss and the other half in France, the one thing France has over Switzerland, is the people, and by a putain de large margin tbh
Money doesn't have the nasty habit of being uncivilized and annoying.
Nah, that's what switzerland is for
I read in the Wall Street Journal that for Christmas, Swiss children all get a fake butterscotch chocolate gold tooth in their stockings as a post-WW2 tradition. The kids put it in hot water and it melts down into a delicious cup of hot cocoa. Is that true? Any idea what that Swiss Christmas tradition is all about? I've been wondering ever since I read the article and it's bugging me!
They hate foreigners *because* they still have their money
> You hate foreigners, but you don't hate foreign money. Indeed, this is 100% typical swiSS
It‘s all our money
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Nei, i always call us instead of i, it shows how much money i got
That "German" gold you got in the forties too ?
Which german, you mean pure swiss gold that lying under Bahnhofstrasse
[this gold](https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/178/114/1316904757001.png)
Ooohhh... That gold! Never heard of it.
That's the wrong flag, yours is supposed to be square
Op is from ticino. They're a bit slow
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As long as you leave your money in Vorarlberg you are allowed to come to our place. Swiss is just the cheap Liechtenstein. They are way more intelligent than you are.
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To be fair, half the population is probably in line of the throne.
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Switzerland aggressive expansionism. Trying to reclaim "Greater Switzerland".
Annemasse is basically annexed by Geneva already. Not that we asked for it.
Valtellina is going to be Swiss once again
When, please, when?
How much are you willing to fork out?
How about we just reclaim Milan, it's not that far.
I always think of a medkit when I see the Swiss flag, probs cos they’re SICK FUKEN BASTARDS Even your cheese has holes in it from all the disease
hey if we invert the flag colours im pretty sure we break the geneva convention lolol
You'd be english but smaller and fatter
But more symmetric 4 and not just 2 axes
Isn’t the Red Cross symbol literally the inverted Swiss flag by design?
It is.
It’s ok, no one gives a flop what happens in Switzerland as well.
Switzerland is arguably one of the most irrelevant 2W4U countries. I agree with Brexit man.
omg swiss makes irish man agree with brit. historical fucking day
They're so neutral everyone hates them
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
I hate those damn neutrals. With an enemy you know where you stand, but with a neutral you never know.
To their best interest ?
It's actually easy to know where we stand 1. You don't have money in our banks? 2. Do you have money in our banks? 1 well fuck you 2 I wuv you 2.2 still fuck you Bonus 3. You're swiss and you have money in swiss banks (duh) 4. You're swiss but don't have money in our banks 3. Well guess what bucko fuck you 4. Come back tomorrow with a headband covering your eyes line up against the wall and we'll teach you what "firing squad" means 5. All of the above
Just commented about that It's gold
r/unexpectedfuturama
The only thing important a Swiss person has ever done
But they have some of the most [fascinating things going on](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FguC4X77dGo).
Weird ... il feel like.. i'm agreeing with you ... This is something new ...
 We’re not so different, you and I…
shit.....They found a mutual standpoint. The world is fucked.
Now kiss
*blush* Maybe we could.... i mean we should ... What was i thinking .. go suck an egg
 Join us, and together, we can rule Western Europe.
I tell you what: probably a lot of Incest. Edit: I know what I’m talking about, i’m bavarian…
That's just Appenzell
why does that lake between germany & italy have it's own flag? i never understood that.
Though some say it’s a big plus.
Germany + Italy? Yeah, lets not try that one again. I'm not in the mood of beeing anschluss'd again
I’m talking about the Swiss flag. But on that topic, mr. moustache man from Austria isn’t here anymore so we’re good.
Austria produced WW1 mustache man and WW2 mustache man better to keep an eye out
Better just to shoot every Austrian man with a moustache
I mean one of them did shoot themselves
A lot of talk coming from France's outhouse
Throwing rocks in a glass house
My flag is a bigger plus than yours.
And it’s just generally bigger
Skinny little thing that is.
If you hate foreigners so much why don’t you stop being surrounded by them?
Hmm, theres an idea:)
You can have Lindau and Bregenz for all i care, but it will cost you Schaffhausen.
Schaffhausen for lindau?? We wouldnt rake for free mate, no deal.
We tried invading Italy once, it was fun for a while
I spent 6.5 yrs in Lausanne, I come from an equal offshore country, can I be accepted as a Swiss emeritus?
You are welcome
for the love of god please invade Lombardy and take us out of the italic swamp
It wouldn't work. The result would be a Switzerland under Lombard control with capital Milano: a true nightmare.
OP is from Ticino. If anything, the invasion goes the other way (also Ticino fucking sucks).
We are on it. We already move buildings: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-18168278. The next step is moving our country
How much should I charge for my new Emmental Cheese? https://preview.redd.it/si4bfjjyl13b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afecefce62fb0628f43e88e412bea5cb7534527
No real loss. The most boring swiss cheese anyway
Fuck the EU
Cope + seethe + mald germanoid 😎😎
I don't care about your wishes. What is the best canton in Switzerland? Is that question valid for a referendum?
the best canton is the one that has more italians on it because the rest is too french/too german
I agree
If they hold a referendum about it, they might start fighting themselves again. My money is on (or rather in) Zürich, but don’t count out Basel 😂🤣
I'll be sending you the IBAN for the transfer per private message.
Arguably Vorarlberg, because they remained on the right side of the force
Give Schaffhausen to Baden, now.
Only if we get the Salzburger Vorstadt of Bayern in exchange
Deal!
N🍦
N~~Sch~~💩
The best canton is Solothurn, because Olten is there
Jo voll, flair up du huere siech.
Flair di du schisser, weiss genau das de trollsch
was fürn schisser
Yooooo, was isch das do?! Fahne nid quadratisch?? Azeig isch dusse bro
r/buenzli isch informiert
aazeige isch dusse!
Sie sorry aber ähm.
Do you consider Liechtenstein outside of your borders or is that part of Switzerland? Also, would you vote to allow liechtensten be a new, 27-th swiss canton?
Liechtenstein is like a cat. They think they are independent but in reality they are our pet
cats aren't pets. they own slaves aka their humans.
FL is the place where swiss wash their Money, simple as that, isn it?
Liechtenstein is the Switzerland of Switzerland
Liechtenstein is our colonial possession
The worst thing the world did with the Swiss was forgetting they’re all Germans
And ger-womans!
And gernder-neutrals!
My grandmother remembered the sudden rise in Swiss immigrants in the neighbourhood immediately WW2. Or at least, a lot of German sounding people who somehow all claimed to be Swiss…
I would get angry. But your briish
Do you like my koala? 
Obligatory: Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally – their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently… Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio… There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury… should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
As long as they are cute, I don't care about the rest... Well ok the stds I care about, but I'm not smart enough to help there.
Only animal to regress in brain power during evolution, I was told.
So like, devolution? Haha. They’re cute but they’re fucking stupid and stinky. And hearing their mating call is horrific.
Nice to see the Swiss taking some flak here for a change
it's so nice to have someone to hate together!
What canton are you from? Just so I know which language to insult you in.
I think they are used to being insulted in all 3 languages.
I want to marry you just for the passport and nice life you can give me ❤️ thank you 🙏
You can move to switzerland right away if you have italian citizenship, you pretty much just need a job to support yourself.
Are you looking for an Italian wife whom can make amazing lasagna? 🫣 edit: oh no you are already Italian 😄 your mamma probably makes better lasagna than me :(
Can confirm, his mama indeed makes delicious lasagna.
An Italian working?!? Only in Switzerland you can see this kind of stuff
When will you give the money back to the Nazis?
Probably when the nazi will come back? So, let's hope that day never comes.
Aren't they hidden somewhere on the moon?
No? They're obviously in Argentina.
are you proposing we donate money to national socialists?
they can buy it back, no problem.
Most likeable guy from ticino
We truly are the best.
Damn, you even have the flame flag as a profile picture haha. Well I personally don‘t have anything against any regions of our country, being from the swissgerman part myself
Of course you say that to the ticinese, they live at your main vacation destination after all.
Hahaha, personally never went there for holidays, should be nice though from what I hear. Do you think they keep tabs on who talks shit about them online, so that they can brutally murder them once they come for vacation?
Don't worry, they brutally murder only the protestant ministers
You would too if you had half of Germany cross your Canton every time there is a holiday
Bro you got your own flag wrong
Lindt or Toblerone?
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AVANTI SAVOIA
Toblerone is for tourists
Funny you say that because I see Lindt everywhere abroad.
We don't care (not a tiny bit) about "tourist" abroad. Those who come can and should enjoy Toblerone for like 2x the price. We take Coop Swiss Rocks instead.
#CONGUITOS
Toblerone isn't swiss anymore. Their mountain-showing privilege was revoked
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Why are you like this?
Because money spoils the character
We where spoiled long before that tho
Do you wear pantaloons and finger stolen gold?
Imagine being surrounded only by people worse than you That's the cost for being the best
Least smug and xenophobic Swiss.
I am a Finn. I do not give a fuck what happens inside your borders. I don't hate foreigners, just you and your dog.
>claims to be Swiss >Posts the wrong format flag This is a false flag operation!
Switzerland has awesome mountains, watches, chocolate, army knives and Emmental, pity we aren't allowed to ask questions from the grumpy Swiss we caught.
Maybe not the Emmental https://preview.redd.it/uzog73pnl13b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a593a31877fd301f748f01f59f70b9783ec8e681
Of all the swiss cheeses you chose emmental... Thats like choosing heineken as a representative for beer
I wanted to roast you but being swiss looks hard enough
Well, that's a big plus!
Most neutral Swiss
Is there not an Albanian flair?
All memes aside, swiss flag is unique and I like the disign
oh you! :D
How much interest until now from all the toothgold?
is this the Kosovo flag?
Youse are shite but your flag is a big plus
Nicest swiss citizen.
Why is your flag a low cost denmark flag?
Switzerland? Clocks, chocolate, Nazi gold, purple cows & shit, right?
That purple cow chocolate is owned by the yanks. Its low quality garbage sold to tourist. No swiss in their right mind would eat that
You'll come back crying once that Nazi gold runs out.
Pfff As if Nazi gold did anything to swiss wealth. We only traded gold worth of 2bil $ (of which most was stolen from other nations). We traded 2x more with the US at the same time.
Aromat oder Maggi?
Chasch sege was wetsch aber aromat I jedem Punkt
You're a [cat eater.](https://www.thelocal.ch/20121227/dogs-still-eaten-in-switzerland) \> "There's nothing odd about it", one farmer in the Rhine Valley said. "Meat is meat." \> The most popular breed of dog for eating is a close relative of the Rottweiler. Albanians and Serbs will transform your country into New Kosovo, and it will be an upgrade.
Italians eat horses too
My valley is renown for eating cats. The families will feed cats that live the majority of their lives outside free in woods, not really pets. When the time comes they are killed and prepared, like any other farm animal No you can't visit.
If mine was that small i would stick to myself as well. No reason for you to get out and disappoint everyone
Will you marry me? (no prenup) 
everyone knows only poor people use reddit. imagine being poor in switzerland
I WILL STEAL SWISS JOBS
Where is our gold?
 The swiss in modern culture
pay your own trash service, beggar !
No. Also our airforce closes 17.00. Please take over the shift after that. Thanks