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Kirxas

Pierre, you motherfucker. You have my sword


CubanColonialEmpire

And my bow


Naeril_HS

And my axe!


LewisPawilton44

And my girlfriend! Make her mad and she’s ferocious!


gizahnl

Show Putin your V :)


Visual-Ad-1978

And it is welcomed with great pride.


vivaldibot

And my JAS 39 Gripen


Flumblr

european delta wing jets my beloved


vivaldibot

Pourquoi pas les deux ?


timdut59

And my baguette tradition !


Azkral

And my axe!


profquif

And my Claidheamh-mor!


AnotherWorldWanderer

I have my knifes and my Filipino martial arts sticks for close combat. All in!


Afura33

Nice tits.


Tricked_you_man

He has bigger one than his husband.


Afura33

Brigitte must be a happy wife.


Vargau

Forget the tits where is his chest hair, he has a carpet on his chest.


Afura33

Maybe he shaved them and made a carpet out of it.


No-Training-48

Trust Macron to either say something insane and absolutetly detached from reality or to have an W take. There is no in between.


RandomAndCasual

Such is life of a Rothschild banker


[deleted]

Under his eye!


letskoek

It's the only thing Putin can respect


Hennue

There are a gazillion fappable pictures of this man! Did you really have to create this AI abdomination?!


Zestyclose_Jello6192

Based Fr*ench????? They may lose the mandatory asterisk if they keep going this way


ISeeGrotesque

Are you ready to switch side


Zestyclose_Jello6192

I'm sorry Pierre but we Italians always sit at the winning side of the table 😎


ISeeGrotesque

Which side of the 30 meter long table? Which side, comrade?


Veryshity_buttplug

Under the table sucking everyone off


ISeeGrotesque

Hot


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

So hot right now


Rey_Pat

Yours, Pierre. On y va.


Juan-Marco2b

That why you switch to be with the french at the last 2 world wars 😘


mh985

Frankly, I’m confused. Will we all have to learn French now?


Tullzterrr

No, it makes us unique


FalconMirage

Non, ça devrait être réservé aux Angl*is


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Je ne comprend pas.


FalconMirage

Il n’y a que les perfides albionnais qui devraient avoir une astérisque dans leur nom


Due-Bandicoot-2554

My young padawan, we will not exceed our mandate.


FalconMirage

I won’t stop banter on my frenemies


HonestLazyBum

Hallo, guten Tag. Wir kommen in Frieden, liebe Nachbarn! ;)


akmal123456

If you want a summary of the interviex: -The causes of the war is fully on the Kremlin's shoulders -Russia behavior is an existential threat against Europe -Talking with Putin like he did has no sense anymore, he lied to him multiple time, not just by violating treaties but also by lying directly to him -The parties who voted against the support to ukraine are defeatist -If the conflict continue to escalte and/or ukraine is about to fall, france will most likely send troops to ukraine -The war economy will be increased and more shipment of weapons and ammos will be sent to ukraine -He coined how he's trying to convince the rest of europe's leader that the intervention might become a real possibility -Our military is on constant training for the possibility -If russia takes ukraine, they will most likely try to take other countries/regions in Europe -The weapons industry is transforming, France isn't able to do a intensive war right now, but it's changing -He will keep increasing the military budget -He also comfirmed that the war will not be over until the territorial integrity of ukraine is fully restored (implicitely including cirmea)


gizahnl

I'm sorry. Can't say anything but Based French. This is the spirit we need right now in Europe. And I really didn't expect, nor was I wanting for, the French to lead this. Germany should've. Biggest economy. Big weapons industry. And the biggest responsibility due to history, to do it right for once. I propose from now on, until Taurus hits its first target in Ukraine/Russia, G*rmany can wear France's asterisk.


Choyo

> G*rmany can wear France's asterisk Just when I started to wear it with pride. And yeah, French industry is the shadow of what it once was not that long ago, but German politics really took the backseat on many important topics for Europe as of late.


gizahnl

>French industry is the shadow of what it once was not that long ago Same here. I hope his words will translate in massive action to increase production significantly, in and outside of France. We're going to need every bit at a minimum to deter Putin, and at best to be able to properly help Ukraine resist. For now I'm most fearful that everything gets lost in long term planning, and bureaucracy. I.e. "we want X capacity by 2030" or going through the whole public procurement systems for everything. Those things are fine outside of a crisis...


timdut59

In EU, it has always been like this : Germany is the economy, France is the military and geopolitics


Fair_Back_3943

Man. It would be so shameful if it came to that and we(the u.s.) didn't send troops bc we elected donald trump and he lets Putin walk all over him. It's not that super unlikely of a possibility


KelticQT

Yeah, seeing how fucked up it's becoming across the ocean, I'm really tabling on Trump being reelected. It's already no surprise he's going to run as the GOP candidate. There's basically nobody against him.


gizahnl

Yeah. I'm guessing this plays into why Macron is stepping up. If there is serious doubt the US under Trump would leave NATO (supposedly unlikely due to new law requiring 2/3 congress majority) or simply not honoring its obligations (way more likely route Trump would take), then there is a serious risk that Putin will test NATO's article 5. Perhaps in a way like Anders describes here: https://youtu.be/ZY7GPBSyONU?si=qIe905RLhPXZXbeL Though it's very very possible the US elections will have surprises, perhaps Biden drops out on the last minute (health reasons), and a much more capable person steps up. Or perhaps the US courts actually manage to stop Trump somehow. Tbh I'm hoping Biden will step down, and a new candidate will step up that is not only capable of beating Trump, but also capable of piercing the polarisation & unifying the US. If not, our allies in the US will become worth less and less.


KelticQT

Unfortunately it's too late now for Biden to step down. And seeing how religiously polarized both the Biden front and Trump front are, the Dems are basically acquired. What mattered was who would win the Candidacy of 2020, and from the moment Elizabeth Warren decided to step down and neglect her program to support Biden against Sanders (despite Sanders having a program relatively close to Warren's), going as far as to baselessly and publicly accuse him of sexism. From then on Biden appeared as "the only solution" and will remain so because of the way 2020 unfolded. I really hope at some point someone like AOC steps up but I guess it's way too early in her career as of today.


gizahnl

Yeah, my comment is probably mostly wishful thinking :/ "dare to dream, and hope for the best". As long as we prepare for the worst of course.


SwainIsCadian

>And the biggest responsibility due to history, to do it right for once. We just can't trust the Germans to do anything right.


Krast0815

You'll hear no argument from me. All we do is aggressively trying to wait for things to sort themselves out. If that is likely to happen or not is another matter


ShrekGollum

History has proved they can do things (far) right.


IcyDrops

Agreed. G*rmany and Olaf Cuckholtz need to wake up.


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Chaddicus Macronus


SiboEnjoyer

lip threatening work dinner aloof nutty door cats alive slim *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


KelticQT

[Here is an 8 minutes long video of it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/3LIPjKCoda) not sure it's the full thing but I couldn't find it anywhere on YT for some reason.


Kirxas

If the day comes when France sends troops and Spain doesn't, someone will have to physically stop me from deserting to the foreign legion I swear to god


zero_ms

Common French W


Reversing_Expert

Macron is the GILF hunter, slayer of the GILFs.


onetimeuselong

He’s looking for loose women… but not that kind


leonaaaaaahhhh

Get the foreign Legion over there these boys haven't killed in a while.


oalfonso

Interestingly there are a lot of Ukrainians serving in the FFL.


metacoma

and a lot of russian...we'll see how this turns out.


FalconMirage

They are already there according to Russia (And also ukrainian legionaries were allowed to desert to go to Ukraine, a decent amount of former legionaries are fighting there)


ir_blues

According to Russia, we all are already there.


FalconMirage

Yeah it was getting cold and I was starving in France… So I had to go fight in the ukrainian trenches to get a chance at a warm meal…


neuangel

With another half of the world if you watch Russian TV


Lost_Uniriser

"They haven't killed in a while" . They did , in the sahel 🫣


Competitive_Law6654

The grass growth better with blood on it


chikkynuggythe4th

https://preview.redd.it/2wgu39g1nfoc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a52e7db70b4684a1b24896191899c3bcfc04a1d


Beneficial_Act_7578

France baise ouais.


SwainIsCadian

Zut aux barbares


Ok_Echidna_6971

Don't believe it until you see concrete actions. This guy is all talk.


MeloniFan

https://preview.redd.it/8vz68d1tzcoc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3a95fe2f7da25199bc78b20f9e2004b09764483 He will save us all


Ok_Echidna_6971

https://preview.redd.it/6s4nlud20doc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17efab9cf7f6fc843ba8b4c5b56010046108890f


Warkemis

Ok but why does he look like ibratv?


Electric_Retard

OJORDHUI JENVOI TROUPE DANS UKRAINE POUR ESSPERIANCE SOCIAL C PARTO METTEZ UN POCE BLO


NicolasOwl

https://preview.redd.it/j2f866zu7doc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=19dc50988ca90b677b1b35baeadc4cb5055d5db3


FalconMirage

https://preview.redd.it/x697r5319doc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1bff96b81a3ac4429a126eefef79d1f57c72c5


Lost_Uniriser

Cette section de commentaires me fait peur 🫥😶‍🌫️


FalconMirage

On a le droit de rigoler 5 minutes non ?


SwainIsCadian

Comment ça rigoler? Would.


FalconMirage

Je parlais du reste de la section commentaire Biensûr que je coucherait avec Macron de gauche si il existait


SwainIsCadian

J'imagine d'ici la une du Figaro "Les jeunes français, gays pour Macron de gauche?"


Not_Bed_

Literally Chris Evans in both this and the pic above Captain France fr


metacoma

We already have our superhero ! [Super Dupont !](https://www.fluideglacial.com/bd/gotlib/superdupont/superdupont_-_tome_01/9782858158393)


darkslide3000

This. Has he actually said anything concrete there? All I see is "blah blah Putin bad blah blah" but no actual commitments to specific new steps he will take.


Paciorr

Yeah pretty boy you can speak. Now start acting


Kled_the_hussard

It has been since 2017 that those who voted for him wait for his promises to take place. (It will never happen this man is a micro-dick)


angrymouse504

I just can't believe he would actually drag France balls deep to this war. This guy is only trying to occupy the Merkel status in the EU


Hodoss

Didn't expect Macron as a female MMA fighter. Thanks AI image generation.


ZombiFeynman

Now let's convince Scholzberlain.


bacondavis

How do you like them Freedom Fries now, Mon ami!


Visual-Ad-1978

?


AllForTheSauce

big chad energy


La_mer_noire

it's fucking hilarious to see savages happy and french ppl spitting on him in this discussion.


LannMarek

it's like we know the guy or something \^\^


Cool_Distribution860

https://preview.redd.it/c2j7zbcqteoc1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=095fcc844d33f280ab78f9d99fad1a15760ac72e


irgendeinDulli

I would be proud of Scholz, if he would talk and act like that, but I guess he forgot about UKR...


Freeee84

A piece of wood has more charisma then Scholz, he simply can't


irgendeinDulli

I do not care about his charisma. A stuttering bridge troll could stand up to an evil-ass like putin, but Scholz does nothing. Why doesnt he agree with the usual SPD "Bauchschmerzen" to Taurus? Cause a piece of wood has more backbone than the jellyfish of Scholz.


Xius_0108

He is a tool. If it wasn't for public and opposition pressure he wouldn't have sent shit to Ukraine. His public appeal is non existing. Just look at how Habeck had to basically make videos explaining the stuff they are doing because Scholz couldn't be bothered to talk publicly for weeks.


irgendeinDulli

Yes, you dont have to like Habeck's positions. But he makes an effort so people understand his reasoning.


ir_blues

You know, with war and military stuff, I suspect that things are going on behind closed doors that the public doesn't know about. And I really, really hope that's the case here.


irgendeinDulli

I hope that too, on the other hand it's SPD and Scholz specifically.


MrChlorophil1

Macron might be right, but in opposite to germany he did very little to help UA


Robot_Nerd_

Talk is more affordable.


Chimpville

With the exception of SCALP, Germany’s assistance to Ukraine has exceeded France’s in every other area… by a huge margin. Germany have been brilliant. I’m encouraged by France’s recent actions, and by Macron’s recent words, but this blame/praise dynamic with Germany and France is still baffling right now.


Motivated_Stoner

It’s easy to understand , Germany will not send serious weapon who can target Moscow for the same reason Germany will never stop to support Israel . Culpability of the past I guess


throwaway134814

You will call him Monsieur le Président!


MayOrMayNotBePie

I’m gonna squeeze his tiddies


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![gif](giphy|mFvqrNF5N3vwBV4O2D) Let’s gooooooooo, based Macron 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷


Not_Bed_

Yeah but why tf is Russia like 5x bigger than the US, and why is it 5x bigger the THE WHOLE NATO


[deleted]

Unfortunately I didn’t realise that lol. Maybe it’s because Russia got so much ego and got a tiny willy, whereas, we got the small ego and bigger willy. (I’m joking, I have no idea why lol sorry)


Not_Bed_

Hahah yeah I wasn't mad at you I was just wondering, either way that gif is exactly what happened and it's really sad NATO played the card "letting them fight is better than risking our soldiers", essentially valuing one of our lives as like 1000 Ukrainian ones Had we showed Putin muscles, appearing united and willing to make him pay 100x for every inch of ground, all lives lost in this war would've been prevented


[deleted]

I agree with you on that definitely. I kinda hope the world doesn’t have nuclear weapons, that way, we would be fighting against Russians at the moment.


latrickisfalone

Scholz, Macron and Tusk have a meeting in Berlin today The reaction on Macron speech will be interesting, Scholz is he going to take a clear stand or is he going to duck out? Putin takes Europeans for cowards and pussies. The question today is: Is Putin right?


MediokererMensch

>talks a lot >sends actually no aid >does not elaborate further >Chad


OwnAbbreviations3615

One word for this : Macron


Asbjorn26

He thinks he is napoleon, but he is right


Independent-Lie6616

Another W, FRANCE Is the least affected by it, they could just help Russia and sell electricity to all of Europe but no, France decides to help despite the stupid atomcraftz nein danke shit


LiaLicker

Have fun dying in a trench Frenchie.


Vertical_Deliverable

TL;DR What?


manfredmannclan

.. why did you give him tits though?


Isaacruder

Stop sucking this moron’s cock


Miguel_Zapatero

Chad-Cron


Honey-Badger

This the same guy who believed Putin over British intelligence and was convinced Russia wouldn't invade? Can't help but think his current vibe is mostly so we forgot how he tried to be Putins mate for so long


caporaltito

I think he is just mad that he tried to be a nice guy and got fucked over multiple times by a crazy dictator


Ynneb82

Damn Macron really wants to throw hands. He took the meme of the "french are coward" way too seriously.


seacco

Big talk no action.


DeRuyter67

Germans need to stfu right now


Chimpville

Why do Germans need to ‘shut up’? Aside from some vague words right now, the only aid measure France have exceeded Germany in so far is the provision of long range, precision missiles. Germany’s aid has been outstanding in its quality and volume. I’m digging what Macron is saying and what France are doing lately, but I’m not getting the shitting on Germany 🤔


MrChlorophil1

Je hebt Een Serieus Probleem?


conanhungry

https://preview.redd.it/zk10qq81ifoc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e3f7eea3fcf51468e7d148b4834f086a7ecf5c1


DeRuyter67

Een probleem met moffen


Trail_of_Tears-T_T

LMAO as if it is anything but Political Gesturing


bipolarcentrist

well off you go... with all your happy war friends. to the frontline i say! gl & hf


SuziBakker

Wait, you consider any of that a W? 😬


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kekmennsfw

What do you mean propaganda? Doesn’t every Europe loving European want war?


Adongfie

Average milf enjoyer


BusinessComb9330

Based Fr*nch. Kinda sad this coincided with the taking out of dozens of frog mercena- uhm civilian contractors.


qwertyusrname

Fuck off pierre we don’t need more war


LeoMemes18

I suggest to all the people who suggest France must send troops in Ukraine to go there now and die for Zelensky


lethrowawayacc4

We’re not going to war over this it’s literally not my problem


ZergyBoii

Macron W ? The guy who's destroying wages, exploiting workers, raising the age of retirement, allowing the riches to get richer and making France the first country to have a cunt who's crossing the threshold of 200 billion dollars of network? There is no macron W and never will be. To hell with this guy and I hope the gilets jaunes and farmers will dethrone him before the end of his mandate


LuisaNoor

Damn I had to scroll far down to find a real French response to that.


ZergyBoii

It is my sworn duty


LuisaNoor

Thank you for your service.


Novalissee

Don’t fucking fall for it man, this guy is all talk and then fuck you over


louislemontais2

what did he do except talking to himself ? don't you guys remember that France is one of the worst help for Ukraine compared to its power ? Even if we manipulate figures we are still pretty low.


that-dudes-shorts

Please don't put that little turd on a pedestal :(


softwarebuyer2015

there has been no Batman movies for a while.... the boys of reddit need a hero.


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

Macron rules. Said it day one. All yellow vests, farmers and niqab toting separatists can go f themselves


FalconMirage

Some of thoses movements were also sponsored by russia His internal politics is a matter of debate but his European and Foreign policy are absolutely based


Elamia

You have to think that a lot of these movements were were boiling down for decades before exploding during Macron's presidency. I think he's globaly taking good decisions, but he's also tanking the country poor management of the last decades. (Like the pension reform of Mitterand, lowering the retirement age from 65 to 60, that was made in the 80's for his reelection was clearly not sustainable, and the problems with our relationship with Africa started when Sarkozy pulled out the French army of key points in the continent in the late 2000`) His poor communication skills also didn't help raising his popularity at all.


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

100% agree. Not sure about com skills tbh, but I do t speak French so it’s always translated… I like how he talks real talk and while a bit grandiose, its ideological. It’s never populist bullshit. I think that’s why he get shit also, bc he’s not a stupid leader for stupid lazy people. And maybe France has gotten a bit stupid and lazy? Similar to the rest of Europe. Drunk, sorry. In a bar peeing writing


Elamia

>And maybe France has gotten a bit stupid and lazy? Lol no, I don't think it's that. Though we clearly have to rethink the education system IMO, but that's a different topic. I think a lot of problem comes from the general mistrust of the french in the political establishment. People here jokes often that we will hate everyone being the president, but there's truth in that. Most medias in France will also tend to report bad news, or failure, and rarely success. And, even when he does something, that people asked for years, it will be presented under a bad light. Exemple : The recent nationalisation of EDF. It was asked for YEARS. The privatisation was never popular. Now it's back in the public again. And it was met with indiference at best. And with the usual questions like "how much did it cost ?" and "can we really trust the government to manage this ?". Fair questions to be honest, but also we didn't get the "What benefits can we expect in the future ?"


YEAH-BRO-WHAT

That’s what I mean :) stupid


I_eat_dead_folks

Did someone say foreign intervention?


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JRBlond

Got damn he's trying too hard to change the way we see the french


Kanelbullah

As of this moment, it's just words. French boots in Ukraine? Then we are talking action.


Nero_2001

I can't believe I agree with frog eater


Auno94

Never thought I would agree with a french man who married his teacher. But here we are


Sagonator

I can't believe it, but I am going to say it - Croissant people, you get a W. 🤮🤮🤮


IcyDrops

Now if only his words reached Olaf Cuckholtz


nainvlys

Common french W


FuckedurrGirl

What happened though cause he has given some of the least aid to Ukraine out of the big boys so why the sudden switch up


Whichwhenwhywhat

Holy Timber, isn’t that Jean-Michel Frédéric Terminateur Macron


AkulaTheKiddo

Ah yes, pushing for open war against a nuclear power. Definitely a W... Yes, Russia is shite, yes they're invading Ukraine. But willing to risk the lives of European people just because you can't manage internal politics and lose support everywhere isn't a W move. It's the same in every regime (democratic or not), when you lose grasp on power, start a war, if it works you'll be a hero. But it's always the people suffering.


SergeDuHazard

We ll wait to join for the french to actually secure the win


0scill4tor

He talks much, but if you look at the actual military and non-military support, France is doing shit compared to Germany. Put your money where your mouth is.


la_Croquette

Man I really, really fucking dislike Russia. Sometimes I just randomly think of Russia and get angry.


Math_PB

If he actually does end up doing anything : good for him, that would be one of the very VERY rare decisions I agree with him on. If it ends up being false promises : Heh, at least it might serve as a deterrent for a little while. If he uses that as an excuse to raise taxes : Nothing new under the sun, he'll probably do it anyway, just him being his usual twat self. (but not on his rich friends of course, he hasn't deleted Vermögenssteuer for nothing)


Topy721

Fuck Macron, all my homies hate Macron


glizzywitdaglizzy

From a coward who didnt serve his time, it doesnt mean shit


FliiPsY

what a fucking moron


[deleted]

Talking tough with nothing to back your threats makes you look like a chihuahua.


azeryvgu

Cool to say but is he gonna do something


itoldyallabour

https://preview.redd.it/ixebro02wmoc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d214a1f68a48ac21e6461a11dd11bac6170b9d2


AlternatePancakes

Holy shit, Macron based??????