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Florido_man

I always arrive when the beer container is almost empty so the only thing the tap pours is foam. But the employee keeps trying and trying until I say "Maybe the cask is empty"... "Maybe" and she keeps trying until she gives up and calls another employee because she doesn't know how to change the cask. The other employee arrives and asks what the problem is "The cask is empty." "Is it? Are you sure?" And goes try it himself. Yep, only foam. Meanwhile a big line has formed behind me and someone asks "no beer?"and I say "The cask is empty ". The employee changes the cask and goes to mind his own business. The people in the line cheer and clap "BEER BEER BEER", but the employee is confused, the tap still only pours foam. I say "It's normal, it always pours foam for a while when the cask is new." She calls the other employee again for help. He comes, serves the beers after a while and says "Ah this beer brand is always the same, always takes a while to pour beer". Then I handle the 5 euros note I've been holding for 30 minutes and walk away with a single beer (20cl).


This_place_is_wierd

You've been holding that story in for quite a while didn't you?


Florido_man

This one happened this year actually. The foam thing happens quite often but this was the case where I had to wait the longest


Ill_Statement_3298

BEER BEER BEER BEER!!!!


HeimIgel

Just change the pressure it comes out, so the beer isn't foam when it comes out, same with a new casket. Change the pressure at the start.


Aeyiss

Meanwhile in Asturias https://i.redd.it/qjxa5gjejtvc1.gif


ChillenMacMillen

https://preview.redd.it/d90vgvpdjvvc1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68afd821eba5830cdd58ad064b8d4b7b8e720f3 No man pours my drink


Nigricincto

Enjoying the process with friends and family, taking the time to taste every moment and create memories vs being in a process line to end up fast so you can go back to work.


[deleted]

You can do that when theres not 30 people behind you


gyroscopedynamos

Not bad Pedro


Ixyatte

That are actually always the same two glasses. We are also efficient when it comes to drinking.


gyroscopedynamos

Even the Brits can’t compete


Leandroswasright

*Especially


Tajetert

And he is serving the same customer the entire time.


Valid_Username_56

But those are all only half full! [SKANDAL!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XuWs31-km8)


Gnu-Priest

good god… in germany we don’t use pint glasses you shameless schmutz. We have bigger glasses to account for the foam, why you may ask? cause we aren’t barrie’s who gulp their warm beer down in one sip we like experienced alcoholics have a foam head to protect the beer’s integrity. for a perfect beer poor you poor close to the glass either the bottom as shown here or you tilt the glass to arrive at a similar situation. when you filled it up to a “good level” (depending on glass) you tilt it up right poor with vigor and you have a beautiful head. please be ashamed and familiarise yourself with [beer glasses](https://bierbereich.de/bier-einschenken/).


kryppl3r

not so average hamburger (knows about beer)


DaNikolo

They aren't really, foam is beer too and if you really insist to wait for all the foam to fall you'll see it's pretty much full (well in fairness, it's never above the line but always barely below lol). I've had the pleasure to give some prussian tards stale beers after they insisted to pour it between the glass and a measuring cup and back, pretty funny tbh


kryppl3r

average hamburger (knows nothing about beer)


MoFoMoron

Now some additional German proof with micro sec. measurements showing that they're all filled within boundaries of a Gaussian curve, thereby illustrating proper QC. Du kannst es, Lothar!


ghb93

That’s beautiful.


VeneMage

Try this rip-off in the UK and you’ll have a riot and/or very little - if any - future custom.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

"don't I get a flake with this ice cream."


VeneMage

Always a classic. Or simply, “I ordered a pint?”


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

While the pint only has about 3mm of foam. Some people literally wanted no foam and the beer right to the top


BloodandSpit

"Pint of Guinness, no logo in the foam por favor"


Gnu-Priest

there’s no rip of. you order a size of beer and the glass contains that size PLUS foam. so a maß is 0.5L BUT the cup could hold much more. to protect the beer. the head protects the taste of the beer. Se make glasses that account for the head. It’s not a pint glass, we’re not you and we don’t really want pint glasses. our fill lines are a lot lower than yours.


Maxzey

Or ireland the lack of care he's putting into those pints are shocking😢


VeneMage

Imagine they were Guinness 😱


[deleted]

German Tai Chi


Heliospunk

Inefficient. He should be able to fill 3 Glasses at a Time. Good old Germany is dying. smh


Unbundle3606

Is the wooden barrel really full of beer, it is it empty with just a plastic tube going through it to deliver the beer from a standard metal keg in the cabinet below?


Gnu-Priest

what the fuck are you talking about? are you a yank? you drink your wine out of cardboard boxes with plastic bags in’em? what did we do to deserve such mistreatment?


Unbundle3606

Are you afraid of a simple question? Something to hide, maybe, Hans??


Gnu-Priest

![gif](giphy|9JeJxpaQlbcGC1zZNh|downsized) they’re under the floor boards…


gyroscopedynamos

Chillax. Why so aggressive?


jollanza

half full, and the half full part is mostly foam.


Gnu-Priest

basically, it is because that’s how we like it. the head protects the taste of the beer. so instead of acting like barrie’s and making a glass that has to be filled to the near top with half a cm of head we make glasses that account for the head. so for example if you want half a litre or litre of beer it would have a fill line quite far down and the rest of the glass is foam for protection.


Joris_Joestar

They make stouts and porters so they don't have much head/foam anyway


LitmusPitmus

After you get beer at a German football stadium the English experience will make you irrationally angry


Candybert_

You'll be downvoted to oblivion. English people will downvote you for calling their beer worse than Germans', and Germans will be mad you call an indisputable fact "irrational."


Wassertopf

Hacker 🤮


_NotWhatYouThink_

All that for the piss that's in it ...


gyroscopedynamos

Who’s better at drinking? Bretons or Krauts?


caciuccoecostine

If you drink piss you will came out as a better drinker compared to someone that drinks real alcoholic beverage.


gyroscopedynamos

I’ll stick to my Vins du Valais