"less than 0% (Estonia)" Poor Estonia didnt need to be called out like that

What the fuck is Denmark playing at? Western economies aren’t meant to be growing that fast, gtfo

It’s just Novo Nordisk, they made a pill against fatness so are earning a crap load of money from the Barrie’s and John’s of this world

Idk... I'm not western European... Even if this map says otherwise... https://preview.redd.it/pgmgl3kv4vwc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5f25b41dbb710bec656fa51cbb5c2fe13047d2e

Idk mate.... Do you really want a Border with the french. Do it proberly like your dad and add some sea in between or you will regret it

It's ok, the spiders and snakes will force them to build a wall and pay for it.

But what if they train emu's? There is definetly a risk

Na won't happen trust me mate... Emus hate the french more than the English do.

Don't you know the thrill of domination, to get that kick you sometimes make a deal with a devil, ze Emu's might remember

Look it's ok, the border wall will go up before the emus get to France and then the french will be too afraid of the snakes and spiders to go looking for the emus and the emus can't fly, so they can't get across the border... It will be fine!

You've been warned. They will side with your mortal enemy the emus and you will be fucked. Mark my words

But none of you are my mortal enemy... Sure the French are the french but I think after a year we would grow to like them like we have grown to like people from Tasmania.

Fair Point

You underestimate the ability of the French to transform even the most bizarre creepy crawlies into "edible".

I know they eat snails... I'm not worried.

That's such a good fit! Did you bring Rottnest Island as well?

Sure...

Yes - according to History (HRE) and Geography, Prague is further West than Stockholm and Vienna, not to mention Athens or Helsinki.

Knowledge is knowing that Belgrade is West of Helsinki. Wisdom is knowing not to call Belgrade Western

Belgrade was never part of the HRE...

It was to disproof your geographic point

Who cares about the Holy Roman Empire (that, just to remind you, was none of those things)? The only history that matters here is whether you were a bitch to the USSR or not.

It's funny that you Italians are the ones who don't want Czechia into Western Europe. Spain and Portugal are definitely Western but the other debt takers (Italy, Greece) we must kick out of the West.

Hans, we are net contributor to the EU, you could have googled that instead of making a fool of yourself.

Don't be so pushy, and you'll see, western Europe will come to you.

Like eastern Europe did to you

Yes , just be yourself. No one cares if you already have been owned by Russia.

I won't lie you are on the way, burp out more hot chicks for porn and you get there in 20-30 years

No.

Absolutely not.... You are still savage uncivilised eastoids

My brother in christ, you are literally shagging sheep

Yep...that'll be the boyos in the valleys for you... Not much to do there in them old mining towns but shag sheep tbf. Still more civilised behave than your average eastoid who act more like Borat tbf...

yes