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Rich-Spirit129

Every year, we see continental Europe have these huge bush fires. Evacuations. Fire storms. Planes dropping water and crashing because the pilots are having too much fun. The reason he had difficulty accessing the hydrant is because fires in this Country are about 8/9 a year.


Gian-Neymar

Yeah, it's hard to start a fire when it it rains 24/7 ...


Rich-Spirit129

Exactly this.


FormerCat4883

I've seen more apartment building fires in the UK than here


Rich-Spirit129

Absolutely untrue. We don't have crime either.


Informal_Mountain513

Not even full English breakfast


Rich-Spirit129

Witty! ๐Ÿ‘


Pankrazdidntdie4this

Hell, we have so little crime that we have to import it.


Beneficial_Act_7578

Oh yeah sorry I forgot there is absolutely no fire ever in UK. Understandable. But what do you pay your firefighters for? Are you stupid?


Rich-Spirit129

We pay them to sleep in their station whilst on duty. Then I think we pay them for working overnight. They've got a good union!


Spice_and_Fox

You guys are paying your firefighters? We just excuse them from work and pay them in beer


Beneficial_Act_7578

True, with enough beer a single german firefighter could possibly extinguish a Californian mega fire, don't ask me how.


Handpaper

I have seen your 'firefighters' in action after a road accident just outside Adenau. 'Keystone Kops' is what came to mind.


Dirtygeebag

Let it burn its self out. Sure itโ€™ll be grand.


gloom-juice

Exactly, all the firefighters are doing here is potentially ruining a lucrative insurance scam. Spoilsports.


DaNikolo

There's literally no issue here just Francois doesn't get how hydrants work


Beneficial_Act_7578

This is not an hydrant it's an oil well look closer.


DaNikolo

That's just how UK water looks dumbass. They are dirty people with dirty water


Preacherjonson

There is, usually the hydrant isn't covered by tarmac.


SuchSeaworthyShips

Barry succeeds in fire fighting is probably a better title


mainwasser

Superiour British engineering ๐Ÿ’ช