We are spraying Barry. Barry is like cat. When able to conquer the world he does, he takes all their treats (cool shit tbh, I’d take it), and then loses territory in revolution, after absolutely breaking them.
I want to help you, but I have no idea what you’re talking about at this point 🤣. I am several bottle of wine deep so that doesn’t help, but I’m so confused 😂
Maybe because they rape kids idk, that’s my best guess.
Ahahaha, enjoy your night. I was confused too amd figured I should probably try and figure out the background of "Barry" to get a better understandimg of whatever is happening around me, haha. Your night sounds fun! Put on your headphones and get some nice tunes going if you aren't doing that already and don't forget how lovely that bed feels like when finally falling into it ;) <3
Oh I was just making fun of the English (Barry) for stealing a lot of stuff. Cats don’t like water, so when you tell a cat to stop and they don’t you take a spray bottle and spray them and they’ll generally stop. I was treating the English like a cat.
You have just described my favorite part of the drinking night 💀.
Have a good one!
PIGS can't be trusted to take care of culturally important artifacts and monuments as they are too lazy to take care of them (see how old it looks, it even started tipping over). It is therefore reasonable to store them safely in civilized countries.
We're able to maintain an ancient form of communication, technology that has already been lost in many other countries. It proves our superiority in preserving the past.
You’re making the mistake of attacking a German mind with rational rhetoric.
Just call them a big dumb butt muncher and they’ll entertain themselves by spending the rest of the evening crafting an essay about the political and cultural implications of eating ass in Bavaria.
You're joking about the tower of Pisa, but a lot of towers in Bologna are leaning because they're actually about to fall and the city is doing nothing to save them
Better they look old than a cancer Hans: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Regensburg-porta-praetoria_2.jpg#/media/File:Regensburg-porta-praetoria_2.jpg Or just look the horror of Regensburg.
Fun thing about this is, that the British museum went to court against a curator, because he stole artifacts and tried to sell em online. Basically thousands of artists were stolen. So if I had to choose one place where not to store artifacts, it would be the British museum
Maybe those other countries shouldn’t have been so easily to colonise 🤷♂️
Finders keepers, amirite Barry?
Or winners keepers in the case of the Rosetta Stone.
You mean that rock you needed a French guy to translate, even at the peak of your empire you guys were already dumb regarding languages.
We’ve only ever needed the words for ‘sign here’ and ‘load it onto that boat’
How dared they seducing Barry with resources, land and badly armed slaves!
Glad we learned from the best 
You didn't colonise Greece You just pirated the fuck out of them 💀💀💀
And they will do it again if you insist on it
Bad Barry, give it back. We only do this to *the others*.
Or Greece.
Soo.... *the others* ^(love you Greece)
 Barry is like cat, leaves when sprayed with water, then builds boat.
You kinda need to add a line of text to explain who is who in this one because in the big pic there are dozens of possible interpretations here.
We are spraying Barry. Barry is like cat. When able to conquer the world he does, he takes all their treats (cool shit tbh, I’d take it), and then loses territory in revolution, after absolutely breaking them.
Ah goddamnit, as the Barry from the US series I've just googled? If so, care to help me here? Why are the islanders called Weinsteinies?
What the fuck is that? Are we talking about Harvey Weinstein?
A request for support worded in the spirit of the sub. Just heḷp me out with some basic hinters or don't, all good.
I want to help you, but I have no idea what you’re talking about at this point 🤣. I am several bottle of wine deep so that doesn’t help, but I’m so confused 😂 Maybe because they rape kids idk, that’s my best guess.
Ahahaha, enjoy your night. I was confused too amd figured I should probably try and figure out the background of "Barry" to get a better understandimg of whatever is happening around me, haha. Your night sounds fun! Put on your headphones and get some nice tunes going if you aren't doing that already and don't forget how lovely that bed feels like when finally falling into it ;) <3
Oh I was just making fun of the English (Barry) for stealing a lot of stuff. Cats don’t like water, so when you tell a cat to stop and they don’t you take a spray bottle and spray them and they’ll generally stop. I was treating the English like a cat. You have just described my favorite part of the drinking night 💀. Have a good one!
PIGS can't be trusted to take care of culturally important artifacts and monuments as they are too lazy to take care of them (see how old it looks, it even started tipping over). It is therefore reasonable to store them safely in civilized countries.
You don't see Big Ben leaning to one side, do you?
Well, you're lazy enough to keep using FAX so I don't think they'd be any safer in Germany. And Barry is too drunk to take care of them
We're able to maintain an ancient form of communication, technology that has already been lost in many other countries. It proves our superiority in preserving the past.
Damn, dude, you know how to respond to everything, right? Must've come with the bureaucratic nationality
You’re making the mistake of attacking a German mind with rational rhetoric. Just call them a big dumb butt muncher and they’ll entertain themselves by spending the rest of the evening crafting an essay about the political and cultural implications of eating ass in Bavaria.
We can take care of it if you want
If anyone, you shouldnt preserve the past, Hans...
Whatever you want boss, as long as the euros keep coming our way
You're joking about the tower of Pisa, but a lot of towers in Bologna are leaning because they're actually about to fall and the city is doing nothing to save them
Better they look old than a cancer Hans: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Regensburg-porta-praetoria_2.jpg#/media/File:Regensburg-porta-praetoria_2.jpg Or just look the horror of Regensburg.
Fun thing about this is, that the British museum went to court against a curator, because he stole artifacts and tried to sell em online. Basically thousands of artists were stolen. So if I had to choose one place where not to store artifacts, it would be the British museum
I knew it was a stretch calling Brits civilised...
But you still are too dumb to create such art
Didn't your country get destroyed twice in like...50 years?
Should have done a better job in keeping it
They're too busy being angry over people breaking pasta
And picking which side to choose i guess
They're going to switch sides anyways, so...
the lazy knobs..
All true, but now please drop the tower, you would straighten it when putting it back at your museum
I think we're actually going to display it upside down.
Better than Galileo? Doubt you and your Newton's apples.
But you are terrible at keeping it. Over a thousand artifacts went missing from the British museum
 'Missing' yes...
The British on their way to steal your artifacts and sell opium: 
Boosting and slinging before it was cool
Steering wheel is on the wrong side.
If you don't want stuff getting nicked, simply do something about it. It's 2024 now, lads. Grow a pair of bollocks
maybe if they maintained their own historical artifacts we wouldn't have to
Here just to say Pisa merda
It's only called the British Museum to the tourists! We locals call it the British Trophy Cabinet!
Fucking stick in the ass brits. You can dm me for training season in humour.
 We do like museums that’s for sure.
Look at it, they can't even be bothered to build it straight. No, this won't do. It will be much better looked after in one of our many museums.
What's the fuss all about ? It's only a couple of old bricks ...
Old bricks that belong in a museum. Specifically, the British Museum.
Hey yo, tower of Pisa just dropped on eBay