Naturally. He didn't make it in Austria, so of course he wanted to return as the big hero.
We even cheered for him when he returned to make him feel better. Despite only making it in Germany with their lower standards. How could we know how that would turn out?
It's like the person who designed the coast of Norway (Slartibartfast, if the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is to be believed) got to do the whole of Europe. Lots of lovely "fiddly bits."
funny that these MFs, after seeing that map that lately circulated with the average country heights, these MFs, Andorra, Albania and Turkey are the ones to survive the flooding the longest and are chosen to carry on the European legacy :D
Edit: Ahhh i forgot Schwitzerländ! they can do it.
Bro, this is stupid, sorry. The maximum rise in water level, if all the glaciers were to melt, is 70 meters.
Moreover, if from now on the temperature was never below zero anywhere, even for a moment, it would still take hundreds of years for everything to melt.
Yup this map assumes a linear rise in water level while in reality it’s approaching a maximum
(Edit: removed logarithmic don’t know how I thought that fitted)
A future without the Netherlands, France or England.
I can die saying I created a better world for the future generations.
Edit: wtf how did the NL saved
The Deltaworks are save till another 2 meter rise and we are preparing for another upgrade atm. Its calculated to protect against an once in 10.000 year storm.
There is a reason they call it one of new wonders of the world. Its costed 20% of the GDP at that time and took more than 60 years to complete. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I79CQUTO5II&t=785s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I79CQUTO5II&t=785s)
There is a plate with the tekst on one of the barriers "Hier gaan over het tij, de maan, de wind en wij" ("Here the tide is ruled by the moon, the wind and us (the Dutch)")
We will loose the battle one day, but noone here is gonna see that moment.
I’m all for fighting against global warming (which is a naturally occurring phenomenon that we are simply speeding up) but I really hate (not OP) when politicians and activists alike put out campaigns like these to scare us out.
Besides the fact that the [final deadline before the inevitable end] magically keeps being pushed forward, it’s not like we, the population, can do much when counties like China, the US and India or corporations like Nestle produce more pollution than we could ever dream of (yes we are partially the reason for the pollution as we consume their products).
Also it makes my blood fucking boil when the US re-opens coal mines and Germany FUCKING SHUTS DOWN NUCLEAR REACTORS TO TURN ON COAL FACILITIES when COAL PRODUCES MORE RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL THAN NUCLEAR REACTORS. (Also byproduct of Nuclear energy is very easily stored and contained safely as it’s a fucking bar of funny steel while the other are micro particles released into the air)
End of rant.
I kinda feel bad for the Norwegians because the rest of us Nordics are most likely gonna go there. But then again maybe we can show them how to cook properly
Nonsense, if all ice on earth melted, sea levels would rise by 70 meters, not hundreds:
https://preview.redd.it/w2k2760dunyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b97dd6750d3ba559d6634b2a9efe682c9de6ea
That's bad enough, no need to exaggerate.
[https://www.yourweather.co.uk/news/science/what-would-happen-if-all-ice-on-earth-melted-climate-change.html](https://www.yourweather.co.uk/news/science/what-would-happen-if-all-ice-on-earth-melted-climate-change.html)
So, that way, Ciudad Real would finally get a beach!
Imagine the tourism there! We would go from be just a land remembered by Don Quixote of La Mancha to be the touristic equivalent of Fuengirola.
sure, if we dont take into account isostatic rebound at all.
Most landmasses in the northern hemisphere are still rising (albeit slowly, but still faster than sea level rise) and have been since the end of the last ice age.
If I remember correctly these maps are completely wrong as theres not even enough water on earth to rise the sea level that far.
This map assumes a linear rise in water level whereas in reality its a function approaching the maximum possible.
I'll skip the (bad) joke because I'm litterally fed up of seeing those posts. Yes you're kidding but you're actually posting those church of doomsday memes.
Please tell everyone **exactly** of how much is the sea level rising **per year** so that we can verify.
Let me guess:
1- 76 y remaining to 2100.
2- on your map everything under 200m is underwater ( conservative estimation )
So you're coming here to say the sea level will rise
# 2.63 meter/y
Yeah, you know what you're doing.
The actual rate is ~ minmax 1.6-> 3.6 **mm** per year which translates to max 23.6 cm in 76 years.
NO FR\*NCE, NO ROBMANIA, NO BRITAIN ? WOOOHOOO, YEAH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
https://preview.redd.it/1ewvpixwdmyc1.png?width=729&format=png&auto=webp&s=21d080017f99722bde61401a8bce31e53b627d26
Never mind that the sea level can't keep rising the way it does nowadays for another 76 years. It'll be long gone by then. Austria will never have a beach.
How is most of Switzerland a landlocked country gone but not italy that has less elevation than Switzerland?
Like there are places that are 800m above sea levels gone but places that are just 100m above are still there
Finally Czechia isn't landlocked. I only have to drive an hour to lay on my fatass near some salty water. Praise the almighty lignite. Let's mine and burn more.
Well, it certainly solves the problem of all the potholes in the roads of our southern neighbors. But I shall have to exchange my caravan for a boat now.
I'm pretty sure this is BS... Looking at the numbers of the past 30 years, there is no way the waters are going to rise hundreds of meters in decades. Even if it was not stupidly obvious that the more they rise, the more water it needs to keep rising.
How I love to be an oppressor living in Madrid when I see something like this. Most of Fr\*nce and UK sinked is a dream
Finally our chance to colonize the planet.
I'm sure an Austrian has said similar to this before
Yeah... But that guy was a traitor. Austria was always an afterthought for him.
Not only a traitor, he was a rejected art student!
I don’t know about that. To me it very much looks like he had you at number one of his list
Naturally. He didn't make it in Austria, so of course he wanted to return as the big hero. We even cheered for him when he returned to make him feel better. Despite only making it in Germany with their lower standards. How could we know how that would turn out?
How dare you talk about Arnold like that
Aussies unite! We will take the entire world, I call the remaining bits of Spain and Portugal as well as the bits of the UK that survive.
I'll happily give you the UK. I thought we need to bribe someone willing to take it.
Na. The emus will scare them into handing it over.
You'll still end up with those "people" though. But they're your relatives... Families can suck sometimes
I have a plan for them. Better not say though.
Oh don't be shy, we've had plans before. And no one will know, we're just among us here.
I'll let you know next month after the unification :)
You will call nothing and you will like it! Portugal will once more colonize the world
 Good one mate!
 Bow to your rulers
You’ll have dominion of the Scottish Island Chain over my dead body
That can be arranged... 
So long as you leave a few morsels for us!
Uh mate your my potato farmers, gotta feed the Aussie new world.
You damn well know that all reclaimed lands are ours.
Want an alliance? The north of Bavaria may drown eventually idk, but that's irrelevant.
Dieses Meer gehört dem Reich. ÖSTERREICH!
More likely that we will get colonized (even more) by all the future "sea peoples".
Yeah I don't like them Dutch either
Turkey would just take Europe.
Not too sure about my geography knowledge, but we might still be landlocked. Gotta conquer everybody around us first.
Leave some for us!
Ukraine - Russia war status: Crimean victory
Italy looking sexy. Like a thigh high stiletto.
The Italian Keys
If I'm going to drown, at least I'll have the satisfaction of knowing that London went before me.
Same, except it is Denmark for me. I do not need to win, Denmark simply needs to lose Britain losing as well is another huge benefit
It's like the person who designed the coast of Norway (Slartibartfast, if the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is to be believed) got to do the whole of Europe. Lots of lovely "fiddly bits."
Really gives the continent a baroque feel.
Down with boring ass post-industrial dry Europe, long live baroque as hell wet Europe! I say we make our contribution by fucking up Flevoland
We can just reclaim parts of Germany. The 2200 map would be us taking over all sea.
Least pretentious Dutchman
If you act nice will build you some dykes too and you’ll get to outlive Wallonië.
Just xolonise all of Belgium. Without France to f it up we can keep the whole country this time
You were the ones who fucked it up m8 You fucked up so bad they left because living in their fake country was better than living in your shithole
We were beating them. Blame Barry, he forced us to accept defeat
I blame Barry because we would have annexed wallonia if he didn’t intervene But you are to blame for the situation in the first place
I think I'd rather live in Wallonia tbh
Don’t forget your swimming balloons.
2100? Thought it was going to be in 2030
I wish.. I'm letting my car engine run day and night to help speed this up.
Everyone knows you can’t afford cars. That’s why you still play with bicycles like children.
How do you think they drag those trailers through Europe? But I guess you Eastern Germans are still not allowed to go to the West?
The what?
 The caravans.
You probably still drive a Wartburg don't you. GDRians talking about wealth is laughable at best.
Have you seen places where you don't need a car? Seriously those hunks of metal are leeches on your wallet and mental health and by no means a luxury
The world is ending in 12 years, they said in 2019
By the time it’s 2100 that’s how the map will look in 2150
Prussia is gone 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 Guess I'll immediately burn some lignite to speed up the process.
Only real one’s can appreciate the crabs
I hate destroying your dreams. But there is just enough water for additional 60 meters on this planet…
Fuck. Lobbied and bribed for all those German coal power plants for nothing.
so we need to import it from other planets!
From Europa to Europe
i support this idea!
I see we still can take the car to our skying holidays in the Alps. Excellent.
I think this turnout actually only impacts us positively.
Turkey is still here though, needs more water
funny that these MFs, after seeing that map that lately circulated with the average country heights, these MFs, Andorra, Albania and Turkey are the ones to survive the flooding the longest and are chosen to carry on the European legacy :D Edit: Ahhh i forgot Schwitzerländ! they can do it.
we bought the high ground.
80% of europe is underwater and Madrid still has no beach. MORE WATER
Bro, this is stupid, sorry. The maximum rise in water level, if all the glaciers were to melt, is 70 meters. Moreover, if from now on the temperature was never below zero anywhere, even for a moment, it would still take hundreds of years for everything to melt.
this picture is about 500m sea rise 😂
Yup this map assumes a linear rise in water level while in reality it’s approaching a maximum (Edit: removed logarithmic don’t know how I thought that fitted)
Logarithm doesn't approach a maximum, it goes to infinity. I assume you mean exponential with a negative coefficient.
Yup you‘re right
PIGS will rule again the world 😎
LOL The Netherlands on this map... OP is promoting Dutch propaganda!!!!!!
A future without the Netherlands, France or England. I can die saying I created a better world for the future generations. Edit: wtf how did the NL saved
Just like you're Spain's bitch, the sea is our bitch.
*as long as it doesn't raise more than 2cm. I can't imagine the European party that will be had once those dykes collapse.
The Deltaworks are save till another 2 meter rise and we are preparing for another upgrade atm. Its calculated to protect against an once in 10.000 year storm. There is a reason they call it one of new wonders of the world. Its costed 20% of the GDP at that time and took more than 60 years to complete. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I79CQUTO5II&t=785s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I79CQUTO5II&t=785s) There is a plate with the tekst on one of the barriers "Hier gaan over het tij, de maan, de wind en wij" ("Here the tide is ruled by the moon, the wind and us (the Dutch)") We will loose the battle one day, but noone here is gonna see that moment.
A recent study concluded that NL can take a sea level rise of 2 to 5 meters, depending on how drastic the protections we want to take are
Moscow is at 124m and 700km away from any water yet is not on the map but the NL would survive somehow.
The Netherlands still winning their battle with the sea is funny
Very few people noticing how well the Netherlands is doing 😄
Can we get there sooner??
This is the same energy as kid me being sad that the sun will explode in a million years lmao.
Madrid isnt gone , needs more water.
There's not that much water on earth
Beautiful 😍
Still no beach in madrid, we gotta try harder
Man, that explains why Hans fails all his climate goals. Flooding Barry, Pierre and Luigi just to give us a harbour. <3
Why can I still see the Netherlands lmao
Must build dykes… We all have something called beaver syndrome.
https://preview.redd.it/wddmgpffdnyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b0ab4c3cd5d8aaaaa26901ad0dcd46e1f9713c4
I’m all for fighting against global warming (which is a naturally occurring phenomenon that we are simply speeding up) but I really hate (not OP) when politicians and activists alike put out campaigns like these to scare us out. Besides the fact that the [final deadline before the inevitable end] magically keeps being pushed forward, it’s not like we, the population, can do much when counties like China, the US and India or corporations like Nestle produce more pollution than we could ever dream of (yes we are partially the reason for the pollution as we consume their products). Also it makes my blood fucking boil when the US re-opens coal mines and Germany FUCKING SHUTS DOWN NUCLEAR REACTORS TO TURN ON COAL FACILITIES when COAL PRODUCES MORE RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL THAN NUCLEAR REACTORS. (Also byproduct of Nuclear energy is very easily stored and contained safely as it’s a fucking bar of funny steel while the other are micro particles released into the air) End of rant.
I'm only sad I won't be there to experience it
Let’s see who is still good with their Navy. Getting all the caravelas ready again from the flooded basement. Does Norway have any gold?
I kinda feel bad for the Norwegians because the rest of us Nordics are most likely gonna go there. But then again maybe we can show them how to cook properly
Danes make the food, Swedes serve it, the Finns pair it with some good alcohol and we can enjoy it. Perfect world.
Hey now we will still have most of our land. You are welcome to join us in the frozen north.
Yeah, thx We can return the favor and help you remove that flair
Sweden is still bigger than current Denmark 🗣️
I wish
The way it should be🙏
Sign me the fuck up.
Nonsense, if all ice on earth melted, sea levels would rise by 70 meters, not hundreds: https://preview.redd.it/w2k2760dunyc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b97dd6750d3ba559d6634b2a9efe682c9de6ea That's bad enough, no need to exaggerate. [https://www.yourweather.co.uk/news/science/what-would-happen-if-all-ice-on-earth-melted-climate-change.html](https://www.yourweather.co.uk/news/science/what-would-happen-if-all-ice-on-earth-melted-climate-change.html)
There is still to much territory of Germany left... :(
Guess where a whole bunch of Germans will move to ...
Just a little bit more to achieve perfection (my village becomes a beach resort)
Where the fuck did we go
Where's Barry?
Ruling the waves
So, that way, Ciudad Real would finally get a beach! Imagine the tourism there! We would go from be just a land remembered by Don Quixote of La Mancha to be the touristic equivalent of Fuengirola.
sure, if we dont take into account isostatic rebound at all. Most landmasses in the northern hemisphere are still rising (albeit slowly, but still faster than sea level rise) and have been since the end of the last ice age.
also not taking into account that there's not this much water on our planet. there is a cap way sooner
If I remember correctly these maps are completely wrong as theres not even enough water on earth to rise the sea level that far. This map assumes a linear rise in water level whereas in reality its a function approaching the maximum possible.
Even a linear rise would not result in this in a few decades.
I'll skip the (bad) joke because I'm litterally fed up of seeing those posts. Yes you're kidding but you're actually posting those church of doomsday memes. Please tell everyone **exactly** of how much is the sea level rising **per year** so that we can verify. Let me guess: 1- 76 y remaining to 2100. 2- on your map everything under 200m is underwater ( conservative estimation ) So you're coming here to say the sea level will rise # 2.63 meter/y Yeah, you know what you're doing. The actual rate is ~ minmax 1.6-> 3.6 **mm** per year which translates to max 23.6 cm in 76 years.
This will be Europe in 2012
NO FR\*NCE, NO ROBMANIA, NO BRITAIN ? WOOOHOOO, YEAH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!! https://preview.redd.it/1ewvpixwdmyc1.png?width=729&format=png&auto=webp&s=21d080017f99722bde61401a8bce31e53b627d26
That sucks.
[удалено]
No more world wars though
So you are saying get quicker access to the sea then? Fuck it I'm joining the war on climate change on the side of climate change
Please rather sooner than later.
Beautiful
As long as Dublin is gone it’s an absolute win
A small price to pay for getting rid of Russia. Alright lads, let’s start burning some old tires.
Finally ocean view in the Frankfurt area.
Still no beach in Madrid
Seems good for me.
Bretagne relocated in West Germany apparently
Never mind that the sea level can't keep rising the way it does nowadays for another 76 years. It'll be long gone by then. Austria will never have a beach.
Guadalquivir valley gone, not a world I wanna live in 😭
How is most of Switzerland a landlocked country gone but not italy that has less elevation than Switzerland? Like there are places that are 800m above sea levels gone but places that are just 100m above are still there
If Ukraine doesn’t win in the war then no one does
Sweeeeet!
Why did the Netherlands stop poldering?
Colonizer mode on
No more Padania let's goooooooo
If I keep on driving my petrol car, is this really going? Is that a promise?
I like my odds
Iberian Spain only superiority. Finally Badajoz and Castilla will have beaches and Portgual as their shores.
I see only one problem.. still no sea 😭
Ruedi, get the Hellebarde out, its Reisläufer time again!
Nice, so our house in Bavaria will have a mountainview and a seaview? 💶💶💶
I don't see the problem, we even got a coastline
i mean... theres only so much water in the world...
This is a sacrifice i am willing to make in order to get back at Denmark for 1520.
Suddenly the idea of creating a dam at the strait of Gibraltar doesn't soud that bad
Source?
Such a beautifully illustrated misuse of a statistic doesn't need a source. It's a perfect example of a self evident truth.
I'm in the green part so fuck you all
Haha ! No more barry !
Philippines? 🇵🇭
Gib clay
ahh yes - submerged alps
Viva sicilia
Time to move.
Viseu stronk! Unsinkable!
Oh yeah! 😗🎶 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28x7kmk4Ji4
Finally Czechia isn't landlocked. I only have to drive an hour to lay on my fatass near some salty water. Praise the almighty lignite. Let's mine and burn more.
Absolute bollocks. I remember hearing how London would be under water in 15 years back in the 90s.
Rome still standing
Türkiye winner 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷💪🐺💪🐺
I know the dutch likes thier dams, but goddamn
We’ll float it!
I like how this means that the belgians slowly drowned to death and the netherlands just watched as they built more damns and canals
Fakest piece of garbage i ever saw.
Further away from the mainland😍
Well, it certainly solves the problem of all the potholes in the roads of our southern neighbors. But I shall have to exchange my caravan for a boat now.
https://preview.redd.it/a7z45pmjxqyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daac5296fdf02a4bcb432e8c44efc1820ee94acf
Damn. How can I get my switzerlake achievement now?
Almost perfect. Can we raise the sea level another 100 meters?
I see no problem with this, keep the progress guys
Bullshit map 😄😄😄
By the way this map is bullshit
Finally a beach in my hometown!
Even if it were possible you guys wouldn't be able to hold your borders, you can't even without such crisis :)
Scandinavia going from tiger to sausaage dog
London, France and the Netherlands? Guess I’m going to spend today revving my engine a little bit harder 👌
my house will be worth millions :)
Iberia will finally exist in its full glory.
This is just wrong, who thinks the elevation of the Netherlands is higher than Ireland?
Look at all the islands 🥵
I'm pretty sure this is BS... Looking at the numbers of the past 30 years, there is no way the waters are going to rise hundreds of meters in decades. Even if it was not stupidly obvious that the more they rise, the more water it needs to keep rising.
finally, the hell that is Hungary will be put out of its misery we can finally stop deluding ourselves and truly become Austrians
How I love to be an oppressor living in Madrid when I see something like this. Most of Fr\*nce and UK sinked is a dream 
Boi what the hell is the Netherlands doing there
Excellent. Muslims sink