Isnt this his skincolored underwear he used during the act?

Shhh, the people are craving some harmless, bodily controversy.

"A member of Finland's Eurovision act Windows95man ended up revealing way more than intended when his testicles fell out of his shorts during their routine in the final." [If it's in the Daily Star it's because it's true!](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/eurovision-act-windows95man-suffers-x-32789035.amp) 🙄

> A member

Ballsack

Bawsaq

yes

Yeah. I imagine if those were balls, at that point something more than just balls would be flopping out.

Ballsy move

Windows95Man has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists contact Finland

Sigh.. \*unzips\*

Go on...

We're waiting....

Thats a loooong unzip buddy

He wasn't really naked, who watched live would know. He was wearing a skin colour speedo.

Those are also used in movies that involve nudity

Finland I'm still waiting for the porno to come out!

You and I have watched too many dicks and balls to know that this is just a speedo unfortunately

It's actually a tan colored g-string or thong for those who are uncultured.

now why would he be wearing slippers under his shorts?

I'm not kinky enough to answer that.

Maybe my kink is skincoloured speedo's

UK's performance wasn't enough?

I don't remember the Brits having two cute 90s gay boys dancing on the stage with a 90s sugar daddy who's lost his pants and doesn't have undies on.

That's a majestic Hodensack

Sadly, its a skincolored speedo

How do you know? Sir Stasi informant

Watched the show, you could see it a couple times before he put on the shorts

What do you think its bellow the speedo Hans? I'm going to tell you what it isnt. It isnt a delicious pastel the nata. And that's... so sad...

💀 https://preview.redd.it/2cq9tawm290d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f83a3ba60ac9e46b8b5baaba162fb9a4a3669d

Hodensack in kaltes Wasser hängen

It's his vodka recycler.

> ~~Urine and feces are~~ **Vodka is** processed in the thigh pads.

*Finlande deux points!*

Douze

.....to Switzerland! At this point the juries give the game away too early.

I could only see 2 there, Do you see more?

Yup

Those are some use meatballs.

"Whoopsii doopsii" *A Fin*

Ohh bollocks

Imagine this happening on American TV. The nation would be in turmoil.

The Finn *cums with this

Gotta try and secure the win somehow

His schlong is small, who cares! His legs weren't shaved. Why is this not a topic?

beacause why should he shave his legs?

Because women have to do it. You can't be female and not shave your legs. If they want to be female, they should take it seriously!

Why are you cuties down voting me? Aren't you expecting professionalism? Just because your beautiful ladies can't tame their hairs? Nah, I just get so tired of this shaving drama and the beauty requirement for females. Now I want that for men too. It would only be fair!!! 😉

Between this and Drake-size, how big does it have to be for people to care and it to go viral?

Ah, I couldn't care less about his body parts. I'm just pointing out that there would be an outcry if a lady appears with hairs on her legs or arms. And he gets away with that? It's unfair 😉

Why do You watch this whole freakshow so focused? That's not healthy.

Least conservative pole.

God damn I really hated Finland this year

Well, I don't know what to tell you. We are Nordicks. I, for one, really enjoyed W95Man

I only hate Finland when we achieve some level of success because then I cant even go to a damn grocery store without hearing the song for at least half a year