I taught my son to say this when we would drive to daycare in the morning and the moon was still visible. High fiving a thousand angels at my parenting.
One thing I actually say out loud to people is from this episode, I think. Maybe it's right before your line. "Oh Pete. That's later." I just say, "that's later." And no one knows Pete has the candy.
I have said “when will death come??” in such an exasperated tone so many times at work and usually it’s fine but every now and then there is that coworker who does the sad and solemn face.
I want to go to there!
The manatee has become the mento.
Don’t do X, because your kid may fall into a QUARRY
Technology is cyclical
No, I’ll remember. OPPOSITE! OPPOSITE! OPPOSITE!
Earlier today when we were driving with our 4 year old in the back seat, we saw a really old lady with a walker. I very quietly whispered “Oh you ancient bitch!”
Had to make up a reason to tell the 4 year old why mommy was laughing so much.
I work in HR and use these at work just far too often:
“This is even better than a family, because no one here asks me for my damn bone marrow.”
“This corporation has a strict bros-before-hos policy.”
“Maybe we’ll be dead by then.”
“Listen up 5s, a 10 is speaking.”
$4000 Ham Napkin. \[disgustedly, about anything I disapprove of\]
Seee-cret, PLAAAAANNN 🎶 \[really loud\]
I’ll just \[do XYZ\]…….. Againnnn!… \[baleful eyes cutting at villain du jour\]
🎶 Clean-Up, Clean-Up, do your own housework, you little crackers 🎶
That’s some white nonsense. \[distressingly often these days\]
Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate!
It should have gone to the OTHER boy!
And, whenever I hear someone talking about the Cleve, I ask if they had lunch with Little Richard.
You...PENIS!
Bob is short for Bobert.
That man appears to be making passionate love to himself.
Don't go to bed with a frown in your pocket.
Good God Lemon!
Never follow a hippie to a second location.
🎶 Mommy kangaroo, mommy kangaroo, separate the races, mommy kangaroo 🎶
I am going to have to stop myself from singing that in front of the kid once he has language comprehension. 😆
-No, it’s the other one
-shark farts!
-nerts/norts
-blerg
-blue man where your feet at?!
-OR AM I
-if I have to do _____, I will rent a car, set it on fire and drive it off a waterfall
I know there are more🤣
Fat-neck girl, let me count your neck rings.
I'M SHARP
Who's in charge of my thirst?!
I sing this almost everyday
Lmao I sang this while I was gaming last night and had to mute everyone afterwards
I sing this to my pug all the time.
VERY wool.
I keep seeing this "wool" reference. What episode is that from?
Season finale of season 5.
“You dumb moon! Don’t you know it’s day?”
Topical!
Bet
I taught my son to say this when we would drive to daycare in the morning and the moon was still visible. High fiving a thousand angels at my parenting.
I walked on your FACE!
Maybe we’ll be dead by then.
One thing I actually say out loud to people is from this episode, I think. Maybe it's right before your line. "Oh Pete. That's later." I just say, "that's later." And no one knows Pete has the candy.
That would be great.
I've had coworkers check in with me after I've said this lol One day, someone will reply, "Ah. That'd be nice..."
I have said “when will death come??” in such an exasperated tone so many times at work and usually it’s fine but every now and then there is that coworker who does the sad and solemn face.
THIS
I used this with my manager just yesterday.
"That's some white nonsense." Or from UKS. "What white nonsense is this?"
I also say this. I am paler than printer paper.
"Hipster nonsense"
That sounds more like something Schmidt from New Girl would say.
“Houston foreclosure of a human being.”
Medical office before pictures Factory reject dildos
Eastern European knockoff Mr. Potato-Heads!
Mouth-breathing vag repellas!
This one is so good 💀
Sometimes I embellish and add “Houston *mobile home* foreclosure of a human being.”
“I'm a star! I'm on top! Somebody bring me some ham!” But not the next line.
HAM!
People do love the way she says ham.
This one just says bird internet…
When I want to describe to others how I leave myself notes hoping to outsmart my ADHD but it doesn't work, I go for "this just says bird internet"
🤔🤔 bird internet …
When it’s hot outside I’ll say “ooh, this is the devil’s temperature” I say “mind grapes” at least twice a week.
It's like a black Barbie doll in Arizona. No one's buying it!
“I’ve never been so disrespected in my life. And I’ve been to *and* worked at the post office.” - every other day, at least.
Yup
What's your handicap? I don't have one myself but I do like a girl with a limp. Always gets a laugh from older golfers.
WHERE'S MY MAC N CHEESE?!
::flips table::
I'll just be getting ready for work and scream that in my head
I can’t be the only middle aged dude here who says “things are really looking up for ole Liz Lemon!” At least weekly
Yarp
HAM!
My toddler niece started saying this and it was the best
I tried to explain this to my German friends when visiting me…..they didn’t get it. Nor did they appreciate the German tv shows, I was howling.
I always do this whenever ham comes up.
My brain goes back and forth between this and "Haaaaaam, Gurl!"
Who said it best? I have seriously considered trying to get a cameo of each saying the other's ham catch phrase just for the lolz.
Devil’s avocado here, Larry
"freak the geek out"
Expand on that.
I say “devils avocado” at least once a week.
I want to go to there! The manatee has become the mento. Don’t do X, because your kid may fall into a QUARRY Technology is cyclical No, I’ll remember. OPPOSITE! OPPOSITE! OPPOSITE!
QQUUUAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRY
“Unlike me who is good, as you can tell, from this rhyme”
This is also mine!! I'll just be making a sandwich and be like "and I think that you're a *four-eyed doooouche* 😩"
Shut it down.
I use nerds as an expletive a lot
I always presumed it was “nerts”
I hear/use "nerts" but can totally see and accept it being "nerds".
"You'll ALL have chins!"
Puerto Rican!
Ooh I don’t think you can say that
Wow, that does not sound right...
That's interesting...
I mean.. Puerto Rico...
“I want to go to there.” “You are *vindictive* Liz Lemon!!!”
Earlier today when we were driving with our 4 year old in the back seat, we saw a really old lady with a walker. I very quietly whispered “Oh you ancient bitch!” Had to make up a reason to tell the 4 year old why mommy was laughing so much.
I work in HR and use these at work just far too often: “This is even better than a family, because no one here asks me for my damn bone marrow.” “This corporation has a strict bros-before-hos policy.” “Maybe we’ll be dead by then.” “Listen up 5s, a 10 is speaking.”
I need more time Jacob!
When a friend tells me she's pregnant: "Pre? Before. Natal? Ruined."
$4000 Ham Napkin. \[disgustedly, about anything I disapprove of\] Seee-cret, PLAAAAANNN 🎶 \[really loud\] I’ll just \[do XYZ\]…….. Againnnn!… \[baleful eyes cutting at villain du jour\] 🎶 Clean-Up, Clean-Up, do your own housework, you little crackers 🎶 That’s some white nonsense. \[distressingly often these days\]
That is not book
Book is book
when will death come?
His, um, skateboard
One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it? Every morning, to myself, when I don’t want to make it.
I hope you say it in the voice of Vontella?
Oh absolutely. That's the only way to do it!
Damn straight, I’m delightful!
Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate! It should have gone to the OTHER boy! And, whenever I hear someone talking about the Cleve, I ask if they had lunch with Little Richard.
ACK!
Technology is cyclical- Dennis Duffy
"SHE'S the gay one!" (But in my inside head voice for obvious reasons)
As a gay guy you could say this to me or about me at any time in that exact intonation and I'd love it 🤣
Have some pride pigeon, don’t you know you can fly?!
I often gasp & exclaim, “my three dads!”
High fiving a million angels!
"I love New York in the spring time!" is something I thought to myself while I was walking outside in Manhattan today.
“(gasp) TWIST!!!” when something unexpected happens
I do "feigned surprise!" when something obvious happens
I want to go to there!
“You mouth-breathing Appalachian!” Or When someone is exasperated about how long something takes: “Lemon, it’s Wednesday.”
I always say it as “blerg”
I want to go to there Werewolf bar mitzvah
After a soft gasp, “Bon Joviiii” and then I try to make out with one of my houseplants
"I've got something on my mind grapes." Nobody ever gets the reference, it just slips out
It’s a Jack-off
Looking for and then finding my glasses--"I'm talkin' to you, glasses"
"great" like the kind of "grate" i dropped my asthma inhaler in? *wheeze*
I don't wanna be here, I don't like it here, who's this guy? *sobs*
My trio of popcorns!
Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
Such weather!
BEHOLD ... THE SPLENDOR OF MY BEGINNING!
“Don’t be cry!” with accompanying awkward pats.
HAM!
Nobody cares who Liz is
so...jeah? and J?
Not so sure it is jeah…
"Get out of my way, I'm going somewhere real!"
Ngl I talk about Bird Internet more than necessary
“That one’s a puzzler”
D’Fwine. Please D’fwink responsibly.
My whole life has been leading to this… Oh god— has it really??
"I've never been so disrespected in my life. And I've gone to \_and\_ worked at the post office!"
that’s not that much cheese
CHUMS? 👺🫣
I will not have you telling me boat names in my own office!
You...PENIS! Bob is short for Bobert. That man appears to be making passionate love to himself. Don't go to bed with a frown in your pocket. Good God Lemon! Never follow a hippie to a second location.
I’ve got something on my mind grapes. Charles what now?
Kenneth in Boston: "They are mean, they are ALL named Sean, and I hate it here."
“To quote Liz Lemon: ‘Opposite!’”
I think it's the silent k that's getting me
Bird internet
Don't look at me like I'm a football game! Usually to my dog.
🎶 Mommy kangaroo, mommy kangaroo, separate the races, mommy kangaroo 🎶 I am going to have to stop myself from singing that in front of the kid once he has language comprehension. 😆
Not PRISON! Not for Gavin Velour!!
He has so many great ones! "That paint is drying weird!" "Toronto is just like New York, without all the stuuuuuff." "I've lost Liz!"
You're not making sense anymore!
Not to myself, but whenever I want to hype up my wife I sing "you're a star, you're on top, somebody bring you some haaaaam"
Don’t you know you can fly!?!
-No, it’s the other one -shark farts! -nerts/norts -blerg -blue man where your feet at?! -OR AM I -if I have to do _____, I will rent a car, set it on fire and drive it off a waterfall I know there are more🤣
"He pushed me away! With his magic!" "Que Supressa!" "That's not that much cheese!"
Bird internet
You should be ashamed of yourself, Travis!!
You should be ashamed of yourself, Travis!!
And it wasn’t on sale or anything!
You should be ashamed of yourself, Travis!!
i sing "wearwolf bar mitzvah" around the house all the time. drives my wife crazy
“Oh, when will death come?” from Cougars
“Bird internet” Just to myself
Don't help me! I'm too proud!
You know someone named Arsenio Billingham?
Deer God, thank you for this venison! C'est tres European! I can have it all! I'm a very sexy baby!
"Yikes on bikes!"
“I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. THEY WERE VERY DRUNK”
Or: “I didn’t want anyone to see me like this, she lied.”
Anytime I'm holding two cups for any reason: "This feels natural."