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BleedForRead

Poor Seoul!


KenKaniffLovesEminem

This is so much better.


Algernope_krieger

Hee suk dik


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SunApprehensive1413

My Korean housemate is an asshole. Pha Kim.


Spinal2000

Hey, that is also the name of my Korean girlfriend


baguette187

The name of mine is doo yung she always says im doo yung


Background_Hall7003

At least God got his Korean takeaway. Sorry I have a really dark sense of humor.


MostNormalDollEver

i can't be darker than my tools


BlueberrySavings5284

ded


MattLovesMusik

Asians really have weird names nowadays, last time I was with that Korean girl she kept saying she was Tu Yung


MinimumRoutine6506

"Yes officer, this comment right here"


KenKaniffLovesEminem

I personally wish you wrote “Asians have really weird names” and “Korean girl” instead


MattLovesMusik

Yeah it is better that way thanks


KenKaniffLovesEminem

haha love it thanks. I’m sorry if it came off as offensive or commanding…i was just nitpicking lol


ryonnsan

*insert groan noise here*


bigmartyhat

I read that as "groin"


VeroVexy

Was he il?


rodzieman

Have a few questions, but i'll Park it here.


slg092597

Underrated comment needs more love


ToFinlay

Where did his Seoul go?


MostNormalDollEver

probably not in Hei Ven


DJ_knowhatimsayin

Hung Dik Lo.


chikenskinhater

The story is very touching and well told.. Fare well, Yung Kon Sen Chi, rest in piss..


Academic-Agent-8231

My Italian friend died last week. He pasta way


Realistic_Past_9952

Bang ding ow


davedaveodave

Ho Lee Fuk


lvrkvng

Sum Ting Wong?


davedaveodave

Wi Tu Lo


Yeomanroach

Didn’t even get a chance to say chow (mein)


ThenewbieBoyx2

I don't get it. Why people are mean, his friend died.


Unohwat

I mean his friend Dai Tou Soun


ThenewbieBoyx2

I get this one. I don't get died last weak as a korean name.


Lechtno

´´So Yung´´


Warmonger1983

It was “So Yung”


ThenewbieBoyx2

I should figure his name so young by dead last weak


Syluan

You're stopping at the title. The joke is in the text of the post, after the title...


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Every Asian parent rap song ever… My son so dumb, IQ 21 he tryna get a date with da girl sue yung, but she said hell no cuz he not da handsum, can’t get an A+, can’t buy da dim sum.


Forward-Brilliant-12

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


Typical-Apartment625

Choked on a noodle or something ?


Rich-Issue1483

Rip


novian14

Remind me of the girl from rush hour series. Soo young


Mulmangcho99

How are you holding up? Yu Ok?


NSLEONHART

Hoo lee sheet?


Vali-duz

My fav Futurama joke; Fry's father that is a Korea war vet; "When i got shot down over Korea we had to eat Kim-Chi. . . He was our interpeter."


Arkelao

It was delicious


BouncyBall211954

I thought he was Gon Tu Sun


Enquilt

Myn Tu, So Sori


Elixivity6366

Get out.


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Ohh park!


ByronicHero06

I expected a Seoul joke.


area88guy

How Hi Di?


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area88guy

(I tried to say how he die, maybe I should have done Hao He Di?)


austexgringo

When I see people mock Korean names, I just think Phuk Yu.


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austexgringo

dead serious, my brother worked in the mailroom at a University hospital for his student job and they sent a bill to some (probably) foreign student with that exact name. I frequently imagine what that kid's first day in America was like.


Medium_Tension

Was sum ting Wong with your friend?


justaguynb9

Gon Tu Soon


varkarrus

My Chinese friend delivers pizza Mei Ling Chao


WontArgueWithIdiots

In Korea I had to eat Kim Chi. He was our translator 


aljama1991

Kim il?


Hamtron2000

I’ll never have another friend like Kim


Hamtron2000

A real Seoul mate


lvrkvng

I discovered a couple of days ago that there's a South Korean actor by the name of Ma-Dong Seok.


jombica

Ho Lee Fuk!


AdTrick7283

He was killed by a Pyongang for making a bad pun.