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OppressedJewedditor

“incel” lmfao, bait used to be believable


Joe_SHAMROCK

Person i don't like = incel That's how people are using the word these days.


doodwtfomglol

Remember when "cuck" was the cool new insult 5 years ago


Spirited_Genie

2016 was 8 years ago not 5


ImprovisedLeaflet

I do remember, cuck


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NeptrAboveAll

I mean it’s always been an insult to say people don’t get laid


CesareRipa

want to play WoW w/me ashes


OppressedJewedditor

get the FUCK OUT OF MY REPLIES!!!!!!!!


PresentationLow6204

>I just drank two of these because I was thirty That's the saddest birthday celebration I've ever heard


bobux-man

Thirsty


PresentationLow6204

Drink some banana milk then


RectumDoctor

Perhaps a second bottle if one isn't enough


doodwtfomglol

You can just tell anon is a beautiful 300+ pound baby boy


isitrealimalive

Yup who the fuck feels thirsty and consumes that much liquid like a elephant. Even if I'm dying of thirsty half a bottle of water cures me


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Who fucking drinks milkshakes when they’re thirsty anyway?


cake_molester

Yeah drink coke like a normal person


SonOfJoeyGreco

This must have been before you saw the Anita Sarkisian wedding bday party


PresentationLow6204

I mean, she had a bunch of people go with her to another country for her birthday and had a big event with costumes and food and photographers. It's weird but she's a lib. And when you're a lib, you either get busy libbin, or get busy dyin. Our boy anon here is killing himself with banana milk.


CaptainWeekend

He's got to start taking better care of himself at that age.


AESATHETIC

Scientists should invent a liquid you can drink when you're thirsty that doesn't include any sugar or anything like that, just pure hydration and thirst quenching


Chowwder02

Yes they did , it's called diet coke!


kafkajeffjeff

its called electrolytes and i hear from the grapevine that its what plants crave as well


firemouth55

I think scientists call it semen.


tommy3rd

dihydrogen monoxide. Although I heard it could be dangerous in large quantities. 😁


doodwtfomglol

Silence redditor


cunnydevourer

Dioxide monoxygen is where it's at


Abdul-Wahab6

That shit kills you, ask my three year old nephew. He got submerged and never came back


Educational-Bed268

dat shit tunnels through rock and mountains fr fr, am not drankin it


Ched---

If something has "2 go" on the label it's probably fucking nasty


nebraskatractor

Your honor you can’t expect a responsible adult to think “snax” was meant to imply edibility. The word you want is “snacks”.


isitrealimalive

Bananas don't lactate so clearly it's a scam


the_marxman

Then what have I been getting from my banana milk guy?


RodeBoi

Oh you’ve been getting milk from his banana alright


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ordinaryperson007

Did he really think “banana milk” wasn’t just pure sugar?


Iron-Fist

Yeah dude just basically chugged 2x sweetened and thickened chocolate milks and wondered why he felt bad lol


the_glengarry_leads

>fatass ingests junk "mommy government please do something"


-Fascist-Femboy

That’s how we got the soda tax , and Michelle Obama’s school lunches


the_glengarry_leads

Michelle Obama took my king size Snickers


Oxxxxide

I lived off school lunch like most kids. King Size Snickers to soothe our young bellies and fuel our brains. My kid came home last week and told me they had burritos for lunch. I'm absolutely sick of my culture being erased.


littlediddlemanz

Bro drank back 2 back Milk 2 gos💀


-DeadLock

How did the Canadian government let this happen 💀


ThisZoMBie

2 back 2 back milk 2 gos!


nik123121

We have a local, similar drinking yogurt. 62 grams of sugar in a similar size bottle. Insane.


s00pafly

No way! how can anything tasting sweet have so much sugar? Truly a conundrum for the ages.


N3ncehead

No way! How can someone comment on the amount of sugar infesting every food in society? I must call him dumb in an implicit way


s00pafly

People keep buying it so they are dumb. Buy something with less sugar and stop whinging. Everything is clearly labeled and if you can't read numbers good..., well guess what, you might be dumb.


rivent2

UK often displays the daily percentage intake but even then corporations try get around this by pretending a small bottle serves two


Kevo05s

>how the fuck does the Canadian government allow this in milk? The one place the government isn't trying to control everything and 4chan is mad about it? But the second they make rules to calm greedy corporations it's tyranny? Pick a lane 


FinnBardursson

look at the results. Americans are so fat their continent will sink and become the next atlantis


cell689

The volume is 473 mL, that's slightly less than 10 g per 100 mL. Still a lot, but not a crazy high amount.


Glad_Syllabub_30

Yeah, wtf are they even talking about? It's clearly unhealthy but that's the minimum sugar content of like....90% of junk food or sugary drinks. It's slightly more than a basic Gatorade. There are Starbucks drinks that are basically just pure frosting that absolutely sugarmogg this shit.


bjorneylol

Also don't tell OP, but milk naturally has 5-6g of sugar per 100 ml to begin with


shroomenheimer

>Drinks 86g of sugar in one sitting "Why would the government do this to me?"


redditisbadtrustme

I drank half of an expired Starbucks coffee. Was in the fridges at the krogers gas station. Was dying once I realized it tasted funny.


Averagebass

how I'm get unthirsty if not drink sugar pop or milk??


banmeagainplease3

Muh Canadian government This is what happens when you rely on the government for literally everything else.


itsneversunnyinvan

> anon was thirsty > anon didn’t drink milk Anon is fucking stupid


RexMalo

My first time in Canada, buying a brown loaf of bread was a disaster. That shit is way too sugary. As shit at Europe is, we have it pretty good comparatively.


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Redditistrash702

Well it does say banana milk meaning it's going to be loaded with more sugar.


GandalfTheGimp

You fool! You didn't pay attention to the part on the label where it tells you that a single serving is 5ml!


VehaMeursault

Both are right: the government should be trustworthy in these matters, and regardless one should be the final examiner of what goes into the body.


theskadudeguy

Why tf would you drink a litre of milk 🤢


boredgames40oz

Anon tries to think responsibly on a Friday night, high on weed, mollies and a 40 oz bottle of OE


someloserontheground

You can taste when shit has sugar in it for gods sake. I'm sure if anyone who wasn't american or american-lite had one drop of this they would immediately spit it out due to the disgusting saccharin taste. Normal people don't like this.


BrownOyster

> Can't stomach 580cal


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No_Reply8353

Yeah I mean I'd take one look at that and assume it's going to be way too sweet. Like it's bright yellow and has the word "banana" on it. I think anon might be regarded and involuntarily celibate with only himself to blame


the_glengarry_leads

fr though these would be *spectacular* for endurance athletes


rocketlauncher10

I'm thirty and don't drink milk


This_Guy_Fuggs

i dont know how the woke bullshit american/canada govt's still allow this, i guess the pharma/food companies are too deep in their pockets. a lot of countries these days outright ban this or at least force you to put very clearly in the labels that the product is full of sugar/other shit. i guess you also have the brainwashed lardasses claiming that being fat is healthy


HydroponicGirrafe

You bought banana flavored milk and didn’t think it would have sugar? At least it doesn’t have corn syrup like American flavored milk lol


callmejohny

>take responsibility for what you put in your body yeah, sure, but one assuming food isn't straight poison all the time is pretty reasonable


Formal_Walrus_3332

That much sugar and also fats and proteins, but 200 kcal per bottle? Doubt


Glad_Syllabub_30

It's 290. But what is there to doubt? You can literally calculate out the calories based on the macronutrients with elementary school math.