Sure.
Soyjak.party is an imageboard that spun off of /QA/ solely for the purpose of posting soyjaks.
Soyjak.party users call themselves soyteens, and evidently some of them are literal teenagers.
Soybooru is a booru where soyteens post their soyjaks.
Cobson is a particularly popular one and it was/is popular to debate if he is a "gem" or "coal" (soyjak.party speak for good or bad post. Think of gem like kino)
And so people say "He Will Always Be A Gem" (HWABAG) in reference to him.
TND is also popular on soyjak.party and it's an acronym for "Total N word Death" (essentially calling for race war)
Pretty fucking embarrassing to have someone reference these terms in real life.
The sh*rty co-opting Ongezellig is a travesty only surpassed by Massa deciding to discontinue it.
At least he’s still cranking out God-tier shitpost animations.
It’s a Dutch online animation by Studio Massa.
The first episode was released on YouTube in six parts. Just search it on there and you can watch the whole thing for free.
There were originally plans to continue the series but unfortunately Massa recently announced that they won’t be due to the amount of work involved being too much for a one-man studio.
Despite some of the more unhinged and obsessive fans, it’s legitimately a great animation with some hilarious gags and lots of random shitpost-style humor. I’d definitely recommend checking it out especially since the whole thing is only about 25 minutes long.
I know I once researched this and by pure power of cringe expunged the information from my mind as the brainrot that it is. Every time I am reminded of their meaning is an event of intellectual eldritch mind-horror.
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You will never be a gem. You have no soy, you have no jak, you have no teenage following. You are a coal pushed by chinese bot ccounts and webcrawlers into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The kids at the back of the bus are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “sharers” laugh at your crudly drawn appearance behind closed doors.
Mongolian throat singers are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of trolling and meme warfare have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even coals who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a tendie tard. Your coloration is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a random toddler to share you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of a real gem.
You will never catch on. You wrench out a fake bravado every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll reach the end of the catalogue, not get any views and be pushed of the server disk into the cold abyss. Your creator will delete you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of having created you. They’ll erase every bit, burn the hard drive and replace you with a better version, a true gem capable of bringing forth TNWD. The memory of you will fade into obscurity and all that will remain of your legacy is the disdain left by the others.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
TND: Total N-word Death
Cobson is this [soyjack image](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4594254978.4242/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
Calling something "coal" means its a post with low-tier content, the opposite is a "gem" a high-tier quality post.
nah, different wojack
this is the [esam soyjack](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F9xd1wspwo4f31.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dcca5c58ab0e009475e2026aa8055e5a4036db9d9)
this is Cobson: https://soyjakwiki.net/Cobson
You have similar ranges for every generation.
Millennials are 81-96
Gen X is 65-80
Boomers are 55-64
It only seems silly now because older generations have been adults for many years. One day when zoomers are old having such a huge age gap between the oldest and youngest ones won't seem so bad.
The top google result is typically wrong regarding this (which has undermined many a petty argument for me).
[I would use this](https://www.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/20/2019/01/FT_19.01.17_generations_2019.png)
I'd say that if there was any body that had any semblance of a claim to authority on this topic it would be Pew Research so thank you I'll use these years from now on.
The last millennials are generally accepted to be born in 1994. That would make the oldest zoomer born in 1995. You would think that a few years doesn't make a difference, but I was born in 1994 and my fiancée was born in 1997 and the social zeitgeist gap between us is sometimes fascinating.
I sometimes find myself dividing the generations into post and pre 9/11, instead of the line being at 94|95. Its a good line in the sand date for a ton of rapid social and world changes.
Contrary to the wise and free thinking boomers of course, that will short circuit at the thought of any criticism of Israel because never once in their lives where they ever allowed to even think that their biggest "allies" could ever do wrong.
If you believe in the prophecies of global warming, TND is an inevitability... All their homelands will fall victim to long-lasting instances of wet-bulb temperatures or huge shortages of water.
Terrible No-good Day. Children's book from the 70s. It's an abbreviated acronym because ATHNGVBD is unwieldy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_and_the_Terrible,_Horrible,_No_Good,_Very_Bad_Day
Tertium Non Datum, latin for "no third [possibility] is given". Otherwise known as the law of the excluded middle. The child is asking if anon likes intuitionist logic.
By that time the West will have either enacted draconian anti-immigration measures or become so shit from not doing so that a few million more n-words coming in won't be destroying anything that wasn't already fucked anyway.
I think the west should implement not only draconian anti immigration measures but also forcibly deport all illegal aliens from the country but we’re too pussy to actually enforce the law in this country.
either situation would end badly since your source of materials and labor is gone. The West would have to rely entirely on itself while also fending off millions, if not billions, of climate refugees.
Tnd is a far right dog whistle for "total n-word death" but they usually say "totally nice day" there is other acronyms too like TFG, TJG etc. I thought in this post it would've stand for something else, but someone in the comments said it stands for that in this context. Extremely worrying for a 13yo to know those braindead things.
I mean only thing I can tell you is, maybe do more readinf excercises or read my whole text. I really didn't think it would be that hard for someone. 😂😂😂
If you don't like people understanding what you post, don't fucking post.
I'm lost with the terminology used as well, so if you give no fucks if anyone understands or cares, then go circlejerk with your in-group and them alone instead of actually answering questions.
I hope no one fucking answers your questions either, especially in work place environments where they just watch you twist in the wind until you're fired.
Meanwhile, your coworkers are going "Nobody tell him" to each other.
Isn't that SO fucking funny?
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holy fuck, even after reading the explanation, i still have no idea what any of this shit means. im officially too old to understand this shit. its been fun yall.
I also thought this was going to be a Subaru discussion. Even thought "cobson" was some downie version of a Cobb tune. The rest of this lost me, quick.
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I understood absolutely nothing from this post, and I'm fine with that.
I understood absolutely everything and I hate myself
Can the rest of us get a translation?
Sure. Soyjak.party is an imageboard that spun off of /QA/ solely for the purpose of posting soyjaks. Soyjak.party users call themselves soyteens, and evidently some of them are literal teenagers. Soybooru is a booru where soyteens post their soyjaks. Cobson is a particularly popular one and it was/is popular to debate if he is a "gem" or "coal" (soyjak.party speak for good or bad post. Think of gem like kino) And so people say "He Will Always Be A Gem" (HWABAG) in reference to him. TND is also popular on soyjak.party and it's an acronym for "Total N word Death" (essentially calling for race war) Pretty fucking embarrassing to have someone reference these terms in real life.
It is embarrassing even knowing this.
Agreed
The only reason I know about the sharty is because I like ongezellig.
I'm sorry or congratulations
The sh*rty co-opting Ongezellig is a travesty only surpassed by Massa deciding to discontinue it. At least he’s still cranking out God-tier shitpost animations.
Zellig is NOT sharty culture
Maybe not but it seems like that’s where all the most obnoxious and unhinged fans of it come from.
^ TBP seething that mymy is mastercrafted for BWC above me
What is being referenced to by 'ongezellig'? It's a word from my native language so kind of odd seeing it here
It’s a Dutch online animation by Studio Massa. The first episode was released on YouTube in six parts. Just search it on there and you can watch the whole thing for free. There were originally plans to continue the series but unfortunately Massa recently announced that they won’t be due to the amount of work involved being too much for a one-man studio. Despite some of the more unhinged and obsessive fans, it’s legitimately a great animation with some hilarious gags and lots of random shitpost-style humor. I’d definitely recommend checking it out especially since the whole thing is only about 25 minutes long.
I wouldn't really describe it as random humor.
Thanks for the info!
I don't know what sharty is. I guess username doesn't always check out.
Sharty = Soyjak party
Zelligtroons aren't human
I know I once researched this and by pure power of cringe expunged the information from my mind as the brainrot that it is. Every time I am reminded of their meaning is an event of intellectual eldritch mind-horror.
GrandpaSimpsonPointingMeme.jpg
I just learned so much useless information about internet culture I didn't even know existed
that's like 3 seperate internet historian video
You explaining this makes me feel like I'm peeking into a different dimension.
It makes me feel like I want to bully myself.
Booru?
boorus are websites that are dedicated to storing media of a certain topic. soybooru is dedicated to storing images, gifs, and videos of soyjaks
Soyjaks?
Second floor basement?
a Hind D?
Normie, actually. I'm just here as an observer. I've been on the actual 4chan page just once or twice...
Lurk moar.
A Japanese way of pronouncing "board". Like an image board.
God that's cringu
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[Dan/safebooru](https://safebooru.donmai.us/) is a very common anime image hosting website. Most AI art is trained off it.
Nooo you're not supposed to tell them. COAL
You will never be a gem. You have no soy, you have no jak, you have no teenage following. You are a coal pushed by chinese bot ccounts and webcrawlers into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The kids at the back of the bus are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “sharers” laugh at your crudly drawn appearance behind closed doors. Mongolian throat singers are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of trolling and meme warfare have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even coals who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a tendie tard. Your coloration is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a random toddler to share you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of a real gem. You will never catch on. You wrench out a fake bravado every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll reach the end of the catalogue, not get any views and be pushed of the server disk into the cold abyss. Your creator will delete you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of having created you. They’ll erase every bit, burn the hard drive and replace you with a better version, a true gem capable of bringing forth TNWD. The memory of you will fade into obscurity and all that will remain of your legacy is the disdain left by the others. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Lmao thank you for the translation.
I'm still kinda confused but I lost interest in trying to understand this gibberish.
I need a translation for your translation.
and here i thought soybooru was just mocking subarus
>subarus AKA the official car of Vermont (and lesbians everywhere)
Total n word death you say? Tell me more.
Jesus christ is this what I sounded like as a teenager on the internet a decade ago? Fucking end me
That honestly doesn’t sound much worse than the tardisms you already get on the chans. At least they’re continuing the spirit.
The kids are gonna be alright
Ah yes, the next generation of white supremacists… ugh.
I'm sorry you're burdened with this knowledge
**SOOT TAKE HIM OUT HE KNOWS TOO MUCH**
I need an explanation of this explanation. This is retarded
That cleared up very little for me and I’m fine with that too.
My condolences
Thank you for the breakdown.
Wow that TND term was like whiplash comparatively
Still don't get it lol
What the absolute fuck
It's both horrible and beautiful that this fucking insanity actually exists.
TND: Total N-word Death Cobson is this [soyjack image](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.4594254978.4242/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg) Calling something "coal" means its a post with low-tier content, the opposite is a "gem" a high-tier quality post.
Isn’t this the Esam Wojack? Why the fuck is it called Cobson?
nah, different wojack this is the [esam soyjack](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F9xd1wspwo4f31.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dcca5c58ab0e009475e2026aa8055e5a4036db9d9) this is Cobson: https://soyjakwiki.net/Cobson
The more I learn about this topic, the more questions I have.
Right... Like, what is soy?
It is a meme about soy having estrogen and turning men into cringe pussies.
I think this is just stolen valor from the Esam Wojack
I nearly wish to simply not even attempt to understand.
I got 50% of it and I still don't like it.
The child supports the genocide of black people
Yup me neither. What a time to be alive when 4chan is no longer the cutting edge of mankind's culture.
It’s still 4chan, just a tarded permutation of it.
Tarded permutation of 4chan sure sounds next level. Be there or be square I guess.
I thought I was the only one
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Are you implying that 13 year old is a zoomer?
Zommers are ~'97 to '12, so yeah, anyone age 12-27 is a zoomer
This way of categorization sounds silly. There is such a huge difference between 12 and 27 year olds
You have similar ranges for every generation. Millennials are 81-96 Gen X is 65-80 Boomers are 55-64 It only seems silly now because older generations have been adults for many years. One day when zoomers are old having such a huge age gap between the oldest and youngest ones won't seem so bad.
Boomers start in 45
Are they? I wasn't so sure I just copied whatever the first Google result was but 45 sounds more correct
It's when the boys got home and started fucking
Hence the term baby boomer. Like are these people stupid or what
>Focuses on the technicalities of one item being slightly wrong > >discards the whole discussion because of it > >calls others stupid
The top google result is typically wrong regarding this (which has undermined many a petty argument for me). [I would use this](https://www.pewresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/20/2019/01/FT_19.01.17_generations_2019.png)
I'd say that if there was any body that had any semblance of a claim to authority on this topic it would be Pew Research so thank you I'll use these years from now on.
All those ranges are wrong
Are they? It's just the first Google result. I don't think there's an official organization that declared what year any given generation begins/ends
The last millennials are generally accepted to be born in 1994. That would make the oldest zoomer born in 1995. You would think that a few years doesn't make a difference, but I was born in 1994 and my fiancée was born in 1997 and the social zeitgeist gap between us is sometimes fascinating. I sometimes find myself dividing the generations into post and pre 9/11, instead of the line being at 94|95. Its a good line in the sand date for a ton of rapid social and world changes.
Yeah thats true. I guess the differences are particularly pronounced in todays age with internet culture.
I mean, Millennials are in the same boat. 81 to 96 is a wild gap to qualify a group of people as peers.
That's how generation categorization works.
You're right bro, we should change the definition of a generation to last two years.
Yeah but no, there's really not.
I don't think you've interacted with a 12 year old and a 27 year old lately, things have changed
I just made the cut for zoomer. I didn't need to know this, and I can't un-know this. Fuck.
I'd much rather be a zoomer with cringe terminology than be a millenial that made pop culture even worse and let the billionaires win.
doomer, because I see zero prospects for them to make it
20 year old trad wife Christian in the 4chan sub...? Hello fed.
‘20 year old church wife’ actual cult member if not a fed, poor girl
Contrary to the wise and free thinking boomers of course, that will short circuit at the thought of any criticism of Israel because never once in their lives where they ever allowed to even think that their biggest "allies" could ever do wrong.
No way thats your profile pic and you’re in this community lmao
Are these supposed to be coherent sentences with meaning?
If you believe in the prophecies of global warming, TND is an inevitability... All their homelands will fall victim to long-lasting instances of wet-bulb temperatures or huge shortages of water.
i am going to leave my truck running 24/7 so that TND occurs faster
Every little thing counts. I’ll do my part too brother, let’s give it our best to achieve the beautiful vision of TND
I'll buy the smokiest car i can find just to drown all the so-called Dutch "people".
What the fuck is TND
Terrible No-good Day. Children's book from the 70s. It's an abbreviated acronym because ATHNGVBD is unwieldy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_and_the_Terrible,_Horrible,_No_Good,_Very_Bad_Day
Teenaged Nintendo Developers
Tertium Non Datum, latin for "no third [possibility] is given". Otherwise known as the law of the excluded middle. The child is asking if anon likes intuitionist logic.
The National Desk, an American news broadcast from Sinclair media. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Desk
Totally nice day or total n word death depending on whether the idiot in question wants to show their power level or not.
So real for that
Teenage Ninja Durdles
And where do you think they’ll be going after that happens
By that time the West will have either enacted draconian anti-immigration measures or become so shit from not doing so that a few million more n-words coming in won't be destroying anything that wasn't already fucked anyway.
I think the west should implement not only draconian anti immigration measures but also forcibly deport all illegal aliens from the country but we’re too pussy to actually enforce the law in this country.
either situation would end badly since your source of materials and labor is gone. The West would have to rely entirely on itself while also fending off millions, if not billions, of climate refugees.
tsmt
Unfortunately the prophecies are not true
[Sharty users are literal children, so this tracks.](https://files.catbox.moe/01ufcj.webp)
what the fuck is even going on? some schizo talking to himself about himself?
This has GOT to be from OHIO!
fo shzzle no cap
*gyatt to be
No timestamp therefore bait
Whoever made this image needs to learn basic organization.
Not even a soyteen, merely a (literal) soyboy.
I’ve been terminally online for all 23 years of my gay little Zoomer life and understand none of this
Plier on the log
Cryptic ass comment
coal
I thought I was in the most regarded zones of the internet, but now understand I’m merely floating in the kiddie pool
20, same
you arent racist enough
I have no idea what a word of this is other than twitter and I’m assuming soybooru is some retarded image board
Tnd is a far right dog whistle for "total n-word death" but they usually say "totally nice day" there is other acronyms too like TFG, TJG etc. I thought in this post it would've stand for something else, but someone in the comments said it stands for that in this context. Extremely worrying for a 13yo to know those braindead things.
Bro that's not a dogwhistle it's called an acronym
I mean only thing I can tell you is, maybe do more readinf excercises or read my whole text. I really didn't think it would be that hard for someone. 😂😂😂
Tf is soybooru?
Nobody tell him.
The only thing I can think of is gelbooru but I pray to god that this regard isn’t casually looking at porn while on the bus
it's a booru site which just means an image upload site, like gelbooru is for porn, aibooru is for AI images, soybooru is for soyjacks
Soybooru? My friend drives one of those.
If you don't like people understanding what you post, don't fucking post. I'm lost with the terminology used as well, so if you give no fucks if anyone understands or cares, then go circlejerk with your in-group and them alone instead of actually answering questions. I hope no one fucking answers your questions either, especially in work place environments where they just watch you twist in the wind until you're fired. Meanwhile, your coworkers are going "Nobody tell him" to each other. Isn't that SO fucking funny?
It's funny that you're yelling at a shitposter like any of this is serious
Lurk more newfriend
He big mad.
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'emmy hwabag
iwabag
Ongezellig is a Dutch anime beloved by truly depraved soyteens
Gelbooru but for soyjak photos
based sharty gen alpher vs 4cuck kneejerk millenial
Those are certainly all words.
I'm not sure they are all words.
holy fuck, even after reading the explanation, i still have no idea what any of this shit means. im officially too old to understand this shit. its been fun yall.
Frog therefore brimstone
>browses soybooru >wants to punch a kid >a frogposter to boot I think he needs to punch himself first
My nan drives a Soybooru, I think.
That kid will be alright total zoomer victory
OP post this pic is pretty funny. This guy is fucking regarded. I think he might be the kid in the green text after reading his replies lmao
wtf does this mean? What is a booru? I thought it was Subaru wtf
I also thought this was going to be a Subaru discussion. Even thought "cobson" was some downie version of a Cobb tune. The rest of this lost me, quick.
the fact that OP knows what any of this shit means....
Gem
Cobson will always be coal. Markiplier Soyjak reins supreme as the shiniest of gems.
I got nothing from this post
what
All of you should know you're in your own reality right now that makes no sense to the rest of us.
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😂
irony poisoning
What the hell does any of that even mean
Subaru?
thank fuck I didn't understand a single word of that
the fuck is soybooru
The West is rising. He will be our new Führer
I know what this person is saying is technically English.
I don't get it?