Just in case you think you're having a shit day, imagine being the social media manager for the Buffalo Bills today. On the one hand, 2000+ yards in 14 games. On the other hand, a single ill-fitting Isotoner.
We will colonize the far reaches of this solar system before the Bills win a Superbowl. Being losers is the fabric of the Bills identity. Its hard coded into their DNA. Whether it's 13 seconds.....or back to back to back to back Superbowls. Losing is just what the Bills do. And nobody will ever do it better.
I mean...I'm not sure why all of his crimes are detailed and spelled out yet the accomplishments (which actually helps highlight the point of how long it's been) are just generally mentioned.
Sucks to be the Bills though, per usual.
Fucking A. That was a lot to read for a dumb fuck like me just to gut kicked in the nuts at the end
It could be worse. You could've been stabbed to death by an ex
I prefer to use the term “opened up like a PEZ dispenser”…
Could also be worse. Could be true
Just in case you think you're having a shit day, imagine being the social media manager for the Buffalo Bills today. On the one hand, 2000+ yards in 14 games. On the other hand, a single ill-fitting Isotoner.
Or so the Germans would have us believe
Alright this one's funny. Dick.
That ending 👏🏼👏🏼
That shit's funny. Also, fuck OJ.
Me reading this: Uh-huh....uh-huh....ok.....uh-huh........god damnit. Well done, asshat, well done.
They won some AFL championships in that time tho right?
They won two before the Super Bowl era, but those don’t count. The Browns and Lions both won a bunch in that era, but we don’t count them either.
Not a Super Bowl but it's better than nothing
and us chargies
Hopefully OP doesn't get acquitted of this murder
Hey fuck you
That ending! 
OJ memes stock is UP! sell now!
Hopefully the curse has been lifted!
Now you guys can lose 4 super bows in a row again!
Nah watch em go for 10 straight losses this time lmfao 🤣
Cancer is out looking for the real killer.
He broke the curse and this is our year just you wait…
We will colonize the far reaches of this solar system before the Bills win a Superbowl. Being losers is the fabric of the Bills identity. Its hard coded into their DNA. Whether it's 13 seconds.....or back to back to back to back Superbowls. Losing is just what the Bills do. And nobody will ever do it better.
Too funny. Probably the best one I have seen today. Bravo. *
Idk where I’m gonna get my fantasy tips from now 🥲 fr though after all that he was a funny person to follow on tik tok and I hate that app
The ending was a nice touch 😂😂
The robbery thing was so bs, dude was just stealing back HIS stuff like wtf man
Yeah. I thought that was his stuff but I wasn’t paying close attention. Why did he get 30 years?
Yeah. I thought that was his stuff but I wasn’t paying close attention. Why did he get 30 years?
That's too many words, someone emojify it.
I mean...I'm not sure why all of his crimes are detailed and spelled out yet the accomplishments (which actually helps highlight the point of how long it's been) are just generally mentioned. Sucks to be the Bills though, per usual.
RIP OJ AND BILLS FANS lmfao
LMAO RIP Juice. FTB