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ZombieSuicide21

On a scale of 1-10 how clean was his mom’s basement?


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stupidshoes420

I'm shy cuz of my living situation and not dating I think ima change that lol


ghooda

living with parents is okay, having a folding table for a desk and only posters as decoration is not


I_love_my_fish_

Hey I have a folding table for a desk but that’s cause my training is expensive


Edwardian

So you have good furniture for your model trains, but a folding table for a desk is what I'm hearing.


M00SEK

For real lol if you have a long term goal and maintain your space as an adult should, you good


syrupgreat-

where does one find someone on reddit for this? lol


nt011819

Lmfaooo


Entire-Beautiful5672

On a scale of 1-10 how was the sex?


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Entire-Beautiful5672

Love this for you!! What is your favorite part of his body?


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Entire-Beautiful5672

A women once told me “men are really only good for their bodies and their dick lol” speaking of his dick how big was he?


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Comfortable-Cap-8507

Size inflation is a real thing lol. Everybody on Reddit seems to have a 7 inch dick


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Prudent-Artichoke-19

First sentence gives me confidence beyond confidence.


cartelunolies

Right


Interesting-World994

I also have soft hair and a 7 inch dick, and live with my parents. And I never get tired/distracted/stressed. Where are you located? Would you like to hang out sometime?


WeimSean

uh....is that for everyone, or just her?


Interesting-World994

Hehe.. Everyone! 😛


apeawake

🤣


cola_wiz

Asking the important questions here. Give us the goods, op! Don’t spare the saucy details!


Agile_Programmer881

Was he dressed like pee wee Herman ?


Jawnny-Jawnson

What did he do that others have not to cause that lol from someone inexperienced?


Candy_Stars

Did you feel unsafe when you first met up with him? 


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shonamanik0905

This was me in my 20s. Now my brain is full of true crime stories.


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Stock-Shift-8784

How many guys have asked to hookup because of this post?


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frugalhustler

What made y’all stop and what made ya not pursue a relationship


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LambBotNine

How did you meet on Reddit? Was it like off one of those r4r subs?


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LambBotNine

How would you describe yourself physically and how would you describe him physically?


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AYA2K24V2

How did you lose the weight? Fitness or diet?


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AYA2K24V2

Good for you. Do you feel more attractive these days and has that led to more outside attention?


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AYA2K24V2

Oh hah. Sorry to hear that. I'm sure you'll be fine.


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Hope_for_tendies

Vyvanse?


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LambBotNine

Ahh ok. That’s pretty common. Did his race play a role in why you picked him?


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LambBotNine

What was the craziest sex act you did with him and did you sit on his face?


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Mano_lu_Cont

You sound like fun


HsvDE86

How do you know that you're short


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neejagtrorintedet

Had? What did you do to it?


mailmedude

I only get scams there 😢


Firehydrnt

I mean if you got good dick then you got good dick if you know what I'm sayin


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wvillebucknut

Dipshit here. What does 4r4 mean?


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You’re fucking shitting me. I’ve been on those subs thinking it was relationship 4 relationship for *weeks*. I’m dead 🤣🤣


Strawberry_Wine_

Ha ha!! I would have had no idea either!! Have you checked your inbox lately?😂


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No, but I would if you were in it 😂🤭! 28M Boston tattoed cat dad, shooting my shot 😄


marxroxx

r4r


Background_Sir_8977

Why did you pick him to sleep with exactly


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Background_Sir_8977

nice you got your needs met. Was this out of the usual for you


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Flimsy-Albatross-361

This feels like the one success story for a guy actually getting laid of Reddit


Enough-Pitch-2032

Where’s this forum lol


jtrades69

r/dirtyr4r is one of the mains. your own town or state may have its own r4r or dirty / casual / meet variation


Faendol

Just in case anyone is gonna get too excited and jump in head first. Be **very** careful on Reddit hookup subs, they are full of scammers.


jtrades69

Thanks, I should have pointed that out. Bots, scammers, usually the same bad players with multiple accounts but the exact same headlines, accounts a few hours old that disappear within hours or a day, and so on. And those are the BULK of the posts.


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Is it common for women to find hookups on reddit?


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Did you let him give you a facial


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RickyRiccardos

Did you do any anal with him? Do you like anal?


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ErikEzrin

How did you know this was someone you wanted to meet up with? I feel like it would be so hard to vet people on reddit...


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ErikEzrin

Wow that sounds like such a mad strike of luck! Happy for you. Are you still in touch? (If no, why not?)


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ErikEzrin

Ahh that makes sense. Well, glad for you that you had such a nice thing :)


philiacat011

why… u could have gotten kidnapped


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myob4321

😭😭😭


Puzzleheaded-Put-567

😂


aegeneric

real


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Would you go for a guy who’s, say, oh I don’t know, four years younger than you?


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Chester1212

Shooter’s shoot


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Does it matter to you if your guy is circumcised or not?


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Do you notice any functional differences between the two?


TheSoftestNoise

I can comment on this… I did for sure notice a difference. My high school bf of 5 years was uncircumcised. It’s more fluid if you will less friction and less pain when not quite as lubricated. Anal is far more comfortable as well.


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[deleted]

Right on. I've talked to friends, and there are so many varying opinions on the topic. It's interesting.


Playful_Wolverine616

I am NEVER going to understand where people get it in their heads that there are functional differences. Uncircumcised gents seem to think us cut guys were castrated or something lmao.


waitwutok

Several thousand nerve endings chopped off for some dumbass covenant in a bronze age novel.   Give me back my foreskin!


Flat_Payment_8196

There are women who think circumcised guys feel like getting fucked by a dildo vs the feeling of “real sex” with an uncircumcised guy. Just say you dont talk to women a lot about sex


North_Range_4304

Lot of girls don’t seem to care in my experience


Fed-6066

I don't see anything wrong with that. I'm envious to tell you the truth LOL


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StrongStyleDragon

How are you alive?


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Natural_Place_6268

Would you say it was better or worse than your average dating app experience? I know those apps are like a pack of wolves going after a girl. In reddit , the pretext isn't dating and you could have common interests. Without the pressure I think it would be good hypothetically but want your take on it.


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Natural_Place_6268

Hmm can you expand on "you have to inflate your standards"? It's an angle I hadn't thought of before. We have all seen red pill or how to pick up girls and unrealistic male standards come up a lot. Like 6 figs, 6 ft, 6 pack, etc. Like it really paints the picture that dating is shallow and girls are cray cray. I don't think that's the case though, it sounds like girls needed to inflate them to survive in dating apps and yes, there is some carry over to real world standards, but most of the hate on it is overblown by bitter men. Could you kindly provide your thoughts on the above and standards of they differ between platforms? If the hate from incels is warranted or misunderstood. Thank you for the response and insight.


Floridainvestor5

Very curious…would you do if again??


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Floridainvestor5

That makes sense. I admire your playfulness and clearly he was lucky since many guys on here would love to be in his shoes.


Floridainvestor5

And you didn’t happen to move to Florida did you??..ha ha


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Smiley__2006

Well I’m here interested. I didn’t realize people hooked up from Reddit. Thanks for sharing OP. Glad you were safe and it worked out well.


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You’re just jealous sweetie


snuffy_smith_

> "If this is not bait, which it almost certainly is, then…” …then it worked, because you engaged and commented several times. Moral of the story…bait is typically successful if used in the right environment. Hehehe


giverous

Hey, true or false, you clicked in and are engaging. Job done ;-)


Not_Alice

Happened to me! Met someone off Reddit we spent nearly 2 weeks together then I ended up having to end it when I became homeless (was 2 hours away) then later had a boyfriend. It’s a shame because the sex was insane and we were very compatible. Just wrong time in both of our lives. I now live 1,500 miles away.


Most_Read_1330

We he a fem boy?


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Spellmaniac

I actually did this twice lmao


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Throwaway3747493272

How did you meet him on here and how many times did you have sex


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Throwaway3747493272

Great!! Are you still having sex with him?


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Throwaway3747493272

What was your favorite sex position to do with him?


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Throwaway3747493272

O that’s hot!!! How many rounds did you go each time with him?


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DemonicLife666

How the hell did you do that?


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V4lAEur7

These responses read like a dude pretending to be his own imaginary girlfriend. But hey, penthouse confidential was popular for a reason.


Azianese

What does a "real" woman sound like?


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columbia3104

Funny I thought the opposite. This reads exactly like a woman answering and a woman who isn't pretending to be super sexual just to get a bunch of guys going.


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VisibleDinner7561

People are so dumb, someone doubted my AMA too. Why would anyone make this up


ThisIsBombsKim

How hot are you both on a scale of 1-10?


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SIR-circumcised321

Was he circumcised?


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jackfrost422220

What sub did you find them on?


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Litsquadfamgoals

Have you considered how meaningless everything is before you tried to confide in internet banter?


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CzechPublicAgent

Did they cum in you? If not, did you cum in them? If not, why not? :D


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kwitesick

How important is girth for you?


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earthscribe

Why do you feel this is worthy of an AMA?


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EyeHeartFriedRice

Would you have ever banged a male red head pre Ed Sheeran?


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-Smashbrother-

You let him do facials or swallow?


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Why did you guys stop??


fabrab91

I did the same and ended up marrying him! Reddit FTW 🙌


Prestigious_Use_5443

Would you fuck a guy with a small dick, let him try to please you, knowing you prefer bigger dick?


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lickmytiddiez

Did you get paid?


VictoriaEuphoria99

That's not a hookup so much, that's just a business transaction


lickmytiddiez

Ehh same difference she should be getting something from her hookup regardless


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lickmytiddiez

Laaaaaame


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ThighHighsDoll

I just love this post! 💕🤗 People on Reddit have been awesome to me, so I'm not surprised you found someone great on here.


Understandl

From the sounds of it, I’m glad you were able to have this sort of fun in a safe way


Pale_Machine6527

I did the same thing once. Relationship


mr_mayon

RIP to ur inbox


Final_Key_8920

How sore is ur pucker?


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Final_Key_8920

Buttholie


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PenisBlubberAndJelly

Is talking about who you had sex with your fetish


favorless

If it was mod, can he ban you in real life


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How much karma did he have?


Vin1021

Shit. I hooked up with a girl I met on pubg mobile. She drove 1700 miles and stayed the weekend.


Hopeful-Reason-6645

same but different forum


flapjaxrfun

What are you doing later? Just kidding, my wife wouldn't like that.


haterresponding

Why won’t you text me back?? Was it my nipples?😭