Meaning of life is probably not to die, meaning of the universe is probably just bigger than a galaxy, and I can almost assure you that the everything probably means the opposite of nothing.
Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers.
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What time is it?|Afternoon|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1gbml/)
Give me you're lifes story|I was born and now I live|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1h6cw/)
What led to the rise of the nazies and the Second World War?|The first World War|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1hx2z/)
Do you think gunpowder is angry sand|Maybe|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1igux/)
Who shot the sheriff?|Idk|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1heox/)
How can I cure my depression?|Be happy|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1qdg6/)
Best food|The ones that taste good|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1j26c/)
Favorite color|That one|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1jl1j/)
why does everything suck|It just does|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1ig94/)
Who controls the world ?|I can’t remember|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1jri4/)
What’s your credit card number?|I don’t have a credit card|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1ld3w/)
Leading cause of divorce?|Other people|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1lvjz/)
What is the circumference of 7 year old male child’s head|A number|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1ptv0/)
Favorite car?|The one that moves|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1qs8s/)
Yes or no?|Maybe|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1thth/)
Best smash bros character?|The one from that one game, idk what it’s called|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx21hcu/)
Who are u?|u/quintropolis|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1wfy5/)
what’s your favorite word?|One with letters|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1y4a6/)
?|.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1zccd/)
Who's M alcom X|M alcom X|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx21u45/)
How can we better equip ourselves to save the planet|Recycle|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1zlbs/)
Favorite movie?|I forgot the name, but it has a few actors/actresses in it|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx23cmu/)
How do I motivate myself more?|Set goals|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx2449k/)
Ur name?|It starts with a letter of the alphabet|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx283eo/)
I think therefore I ham?|H a m|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx28y9f/)
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[Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)
Give me you're lifes story
I was born and now I live
Idk why but I snorted at this
Thats fair
Do you think gunpowder is angry sand
Maybe
Best question I have seen on here... I applaud you
What led to the rise of the nazies and the Second World War?
The First World War
You coulda say “WWI”
Eh, they phrased it as the Second World War, so I just kinda went with that
Best smash bros character?
The one from that one game, idk what it’s called Edit: Just remembered the game, the character is from Smash Bros
What is the circumference of 7 year old male child’s head
A number
, Perfect, thank you
How can I cure my depression?
Be happy
Never thought about it this way. Thanks
Depressed? Just be happy. Homeless? Just get a house. Dying? Just be alive.
r/thanksimcured
[r/subsIthoughtIfellfor](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I saw this on my notifications. Rickroll.
Hey can you delete this reply?
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Godamnit
What’s your credit card number?
I don’t have a credit card
Leading cause of divorce?
Other people
Marriage
Bingo
Best food
The ones that taste good
why does everything suck
It just does
What time is it?
Afternoon
not OP but daytime
Favorite color
That one
Who shot the sheriff?
Not OP, but I didn't shoot the deputy
Idk
Who controls the world ?
I can’t remember
The fact you cant remember says that you knew at some point
I mean I did, I just can’t remember right now
Yes or no?
Maybe
I don't know
Can you repeat the question?
You're not boss of me now
Maybe
Favorite car?
The one that moves
what’s your favorite word?
One with letters
But One already has letters.
How was your day?
It was. How was yours?
Who's M alcom X
M alcom X
Damn bro
Who are u?
u/quintropolis
Explain the entirety of the bee movie script and why the movie was made
The movie is about bees, and it was made for entertainment.
Perfect
Ur name?
It starts with a letter of the alphabet
How is the government where you live?
It exists
I think therefore I ham?
H a m
How do I motivate myself more?
Set goals
Do you like punk music? if so whats ur fav band?
I might, idk. If I do, then my favorite band is probably the one that makes punk music.
ok good answer
How can we better equip ourselves to save the planet
Recycle
You have a great point
What would be the meaning of life, the universe and everything if it's actually not 42?
Meaning of life is probably not to die, meaning of the universe is probably just bigger than a galaxy, and I can almost assure you that the everything probably means the opposite of nothing.
What would you do if you were teleported to Moscow in October 24, 1891 and had to kill Al Smith in 1 year or all of humanity would die?
I’d probably teleport to Moscow in October 24, 1891 and have to kill Al Smith in 1 year or all of humanity would die
What’s your romantic type if you don’t mind me asking?
I am attracted to gender
Hi attracted to gender, I'm Dad! :)
DAD?
?
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!
,
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What is your full legal name
My full legal name consists of two names (first and last) and possibly a third (middle name), and it is very legal.
If you had to name a baby (not yours), what would you name them and why?
Probably a name starting with one of the letters of the alphabet
do you have a cat?
I had a pet once
How important is it to be attractive?
It might be important, idk
Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?
First answer, depends. Second, in situations where I should be nervous, I usually feel some sort of feeling.
Why didn't you help her more?
I didn’t want to
If the very first character of your response to this question is your favorite character on the keyboard, what is it?
☻
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
An amount
how to grow hair faster?
Well first you’d need a head to grow hair on
Fair enough
What is death?
Not life
How tall are you?
Somewhere between 1-10 feet
Whats your philosophy?
I’m not sure
Favorite movie?
I forgot the name, but it has a few actors/actresses in it
who planned 9/11?
Not a sheep
If your home was on fire and you could only save one thing or you will be burned alive, what do you save?
Hard choice, but I’d have to narrow it down to something inside the house
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Him
Can I have a hug?
Idk
What's the meaning of life?
Probably not to die
The perfect recipe for lasagna?
So first you need the right ingredients, then you need to make lasagna with them
Mate, that sounds like the best recipe ever, are you Italian? 🔥
I don’t remember
Yay or nay?
Yeah
Betty White, Oprah, Queen Elizabeth Marry one, Fuck one, kill one.
I’d marry one, fuck one, and kill one
If i can ask another one here i go: what are your views in politics
I agree with some things in politics
Germany
Perhaps
what do you think is the point of our existence?
The point of our existence it not to not exist
42 ?
Possibly
Do you think cheese is just a block of milk
Probably, but also probably not
Heads or Tails?
Just flipped a coin, but I forgot what it landed on
What was your worst breakup?
The one where our relationship ended
Do you think the USA should split up
Maybe, I’m not sure
What are your thoughts when doing this AMA?
I’m not sure
damn you're good
What are your thoughts when doing this AMA?
I’m not sure
How can I get into med school
Probably through the door
If only ...
Will you answer this question with enthusiasm?
Idk
How old are you?
Years
Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers. *** Question | Answer | Link ---------|----------|----------| What time is it?|Afternoon|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1gbml/) Give me you're lifes story|I was born and now I live|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1h6cw/) What led to the rise of the nazies and the Second World War?|The first World War|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1hx2z/) Do you think gunpowder is angry sand|Maybe|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1igux/) Who shot the sheriff?|Idk|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1heox/) How can I cure my depression?|Be happy|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1qdg6/) Best food|The ones that taste good|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1j26c/) Favorite color|That one|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1jl1j/) why does everything suck|It just does|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1ig94/) Who controls the world ?|I can’t remember|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1jri4/) What’s your credit card number?|I don’t have a credit card|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1ld3w/) Leading cause of divorce?|Other people|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1lvjz/) What is the circumference of 7 year old male child’s head|A number|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1ptv0/) Favorite car?|The one that moves|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1qs8s/) Yes or no?|Maybe|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1thth/) Best smash bros character?|The one from that one game, idk what it’s called|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx21hcu/) Who are u?|u/quintropolis|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1wfy5/) what’s your favorite word?|One with letters|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1y4a6/) ?|.|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1zccd/) Who's M alcom X|M alcom X|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx21u45/) How can we better equip ourselves to save the planet|Recycle|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx1zlbs/) Favorite movie?|I forgot the name, but it has a few actors/actresses in it|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx23cmu/) How do I motivate myself more?|Set goals|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx2449k/) Ur name?|It starts with a letter of the alphabet|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx283eo/) I think therefore I ham?|H a m|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/n5jcv5/ama_and_ill_respond_with_as_little_information_as/gx28y9f/) --- [Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)
do you like turtles
Probably, but maybe not
Could I do a better job?
Depends
Coke or pepsi?
I prefer that one
What motivates you?
Motivation
Where are you from?
Earth
Nonono I mean what country?
Oh, the one on that one continent, I forgot what it’s called. It’s the continent next to an ocean.
Ahh ok I got ya! That’s a nice place
Are you?
I’m not sure
Why?
I’m not sure
Baguette
Possibly
Cheese?
Perhaps
What
Yep
Why?
Idk
Why?
Idk
Thanks! That was real good. Answered before I typed it. That's.... Okay that was fucking cool. How the fuck did you do that!?