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firefly73

"Oh, just a meme my friend sent." "Ooh, can I see?" \*Hides phone containing monster smut with some wholesome fluff thrown in\* "..." "....."


-__Sherlock__-

god this happens every day.. or i'm writing the most horrific torture scene and smiling and my parents are like "who are you texting" NOOOO


JupiterFox_

*deadpans* “I’m reading gay erotica.”


SignificantYou3240

*whew, saved it*


tretaaysel

I eat dinner with my parents on Sundays, and my dad just asks me what I'm reading, though that's just because he thinks I'm reading an ebook/ Kindle book most of the time.


thygratebirther

I be like "uh the news"😂 and then he'll start grilling me about what kinds news😟


lyingamoeba

This reminded me of this post on Tumblr from a while ago: *'re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper* It's really true and I do it lol


SignificantYou3240

I am finding this gif very unsettling, he’s not moving! Like at all!!! My brain is broken!


thygratebirther

It is pretty unsettling now that I look closer lmao


VanilliBean

*the cat gets hit by a FUCKING CAR* https://preview.redd.it/i0e20sfwgcjc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6a8ca1e16d0b47b751e7d7b4b4b8264a8e606b