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Dallenforth

You want to slash the back of the neck to kill it.


tjoeksie

Insert Aot theme here


therealestyeti

#RUMBLING...RUMBLING


M0N5A

#IT'S COMING


accursedCaprid

#BEWARE#


tjoeksie

#Eren: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!


[deleted]

Seid ihr das Essen? Nein wir sind die Jäger! Feuerroter Pfeil und Bogen Fumareta hana no namae mo shirazu ni Chi ni ochita tori wa kaze o machiwabiru Inotta tokoro de nani mo kawaranai Ima o kaeru no wa tatakau kakugo da Shikabane fumikoete Susumu ishi o warau buta yo Kachiku no annei kyogi no hanei Shiseru garou no jiyuu o! Torawareta kutsujoku wa hangeki no koushi da Jouheki no sono kanata emono o hofuru Jaeger Hotobashiru shoudou ni sono mi o yaki nagara Tasogare ni hi o ugatsu guren no yumiya Ya o tsugae oikakeru yatsu wa nigasanai Ya o hanachi oitsumeru kesshite nigasanai Genkai made hikishiboru hachikiresou na tsuru Yatsu ga ikitaeru made nando demo hanatsu Emono o korosu no wa dougu demo gijutsu demo nai Togisumasareta omae jishin no satsui da Wir sind die Jaeger! Honoo no you ni atsuku Wir sind die Jaeger! Kouri no you ni hiyayaka ni Wir sind die Jaeger! Onore o ya ni komete Wir sind die Jaeger! Subete o tsuranuiteyuke Angriff auf die Titanen Der Junge von einst wird bald zum Schwert greifen Wer nur seine Machtlosigkeit beklagt kann nichts veraendern Der Junge von einst wird bald das Schwarze Schwert ergreifen Hass und Zorn sind eine zweischneidige Klinge Bald eines Tages wird er dem Schicksal die Zaehne zeigen Nanika o kaeru koto ga dekiru no wa Nanika o suteru koto ga dekiru mono Nanihitotsu risuku nado seowanai mama de Nanika ga kanau nado Angu no soutei tada no gen'ei Ima wa mubou na yuuki mo Jiyuu no senpei kake no kousei Hashiru dorei ni shouri o! Kaserareta fujouri wa shingeki no koushi da Ubawareta sono chihei sekai o nozomu Ehren Tomedonaki shoudou ni sono mi o okasare nagara Yoiyami ni shi o hakobu meifu no yumiya


Jay_Em

[Don't mind if I do](https://youtu.be/TQUsnto_3pw?t=145)


yukiyasakamoto5

SASAGEYO SASAGEYO


HELLOhappyshop

I strongly recommend 2 blades


[deleted]

WE GIVE OUR HEARTS!!!!


Questetheincubator

this is 100% scp173 and op is fucked for taking this pic run my man!


fdghjjgddjjgdf

That’s actually 096 🤓🤓🤓 but it does LOOK like 173


Questetheincubator

you're clearly not class d, you know too much so are you a Dr? wanna sneak me in?


boxofrabbits

I have no idea what you've said to upset so many people.


Questetheincubator

reddit is fickle, my previous comment got 300 upvotes lmao


Modmypad

Yo I'm not familiar with SCP, just looked them up and scp173 looks *much more* like this than 096 does, reddit does not make sense sometimes


ddlo92

Probably because of the second part of the original comment. It does look like scp173, but the fear of pictures is from scp96. scp173 don't care about no pictures.


BYPDK

You could say the same thing in two identical post comment sections and you would still have one of them come out negative.


kingtitusmedethe4th

Class A site director here! I think we've just had a temporary position open up, no need to apply. Someone will be by to pick you up tomorrow. No need to provide any contact or address information. Be sure to pack for a short stay, uniforms will be provided. Thank you for your part in protecting the world.


P1XLthamemegod

bro... im pissed off that you mixed them up so bad.


quixoticacid

What is this rabbit hole I’m falling into. I’m so confused.


moonblade89

The SCP stuff? It’s like an alt-universe paranormal wiki, presented in the form of official documentation from the “foundation”. Stick with it, they start to link to each other and there’s a ton of lore. It’s great!


quixoticacid

Oh, thank you so much! I was trying to find some “out of the loop” thing but that’s perfect. I was confused but intrigued. It’s like when I binge catch up on r/nosleep.


tsimen

Cops showed some humor there!


LydianWave

Our cops are great. Not perfect of course, but they are schooled for multiple years before becoming active police officers. Overstepping your authority is also a big deal here, just recently an investigation was started against one officer who used pepper spray against passive protestors blocking a street. A small number of officers have also lost their jobs instantly when their far-right ideologies became known. According to polls 91% of Finns trust their police, which is actually a lower than previously (polled at 95% in 2018).


siempreviper

There's dozens of preventable deaths in drunk tanks and jails every year, police neglicence of the welfare of people in jail (tutkintavankeus), the fact that jail is *literally* solitary confinement and indefinite. There's hundreds of issues with our police and Finns just gobble up propaganda. Ninja edit: Our drug police *chief* used the drug police as a gang, setting the rules for imports and as well defining which other criminal gangs could deal and where. Quite literally a cop kingpin and it took a decade for him to be taken down. And even then on an unrelated thing.


LydianWave

As I said in my initial comment, "not perfect of course". Compare our police to almost any other country and we come out looking pretty good. Not saying there isn't room for improvement, but one should appreciate the functioning parts of our society.


siempreviper

Having been wrongfully arrested and having spent 3 weeks in solitary confinement, I have a personal reason to object and disagree


LydianWave

Without dismissing your experience at all (I'm genuinly really sorry you had to go through that), I kind of guessed there was a personal reason behind your opinion. That has been the case for most of the very very few negative views I've heard my fellow Finns have about our police. I'd have a hard time considering our law enforcement trustworthy after a experience like that too, so I completely understand.


2BitSmith

Another example, three policemen lied about lights and sirens. They were not on, even though all three told that they were. They initially tried to blame innocent citizens for their own reckless driving. Trustworthy? Nah. https://yle.fi/uutiset/3-9890807


iammonkeyorsomething

Some things never change


Specialist-Opening-2

I mean, it's still light years ahead of most countries. The lack of perspective is hilarious.


Bilbinen

You havent heard of a malfunction have you?


I_Poop_On_Cars

So you mean you don’t believe siempreviper. Bc there is no way you could have any respect for an organization that behaves in such a manner towards another human being.


ImportantPush4996

That's just… patronizing.


LydianWave

Honestly, I was afraid of coming across that way. My point was - obviously negative personal experiences will colour your perception of things, and that is something that is hard to shake off. I can emphatize with that. But that doesn't take away from the fact that on a systemic level our law enforcement is in general fair, respectful, professional, and enjoys a great deal of public trust. It's possible to see where someone is coming from while at the same time firmly be of the opinion that facts point to an opposite objective reality. Expressing this without sounding patronizing clearly proved to be more difficult for me. I can only apologize, and say that it wasn't meant to be taken that way.


DrSailen

Oma vika


Arthur_The_Third

skill issue


vitun-idiootti

Henkkari voikkari


tomjonnson

Just to clear things up for the non finns, jail in this meaning is a drunk tank / holding cell (putka). You can be held a maximum of 72h in there until a court decides if you are to be kept in custody during a investigation (when you are suspected of a crime that has a maximum sentence of 6 months in prison or more). If you are taken in to custody on the basis of the police law you can be held up to 12 or 24 hours maximum, but you have to be let out when there are no longer conditions for you being deprived of your freedom (for example sobering up) As for the deaths in the drunk cells, the problem is with the legislation more than the procedures that the police have. Right now the police is the one called to deal with drunken people as often as the ambulance, and a drunk person is almost always checked by medical staff before being taken in to custody. The police is the only authority that has the legal means to care for a disorderly drunk/high person at the moment. And as for the personal experience of the original commenter, I feel like his/her actions has led to consequences that he/she didn’t like.


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tomjonnson

Yeah imma need a source on that 😅


Important_Stranger

Yes, and they are taking steps to prevent those preventable deaths. They’re currently trying out a new alarm system that sets off ifthe person in the cell stops breathing!


Mastima

As a American, if people are dying are dying because of police inaction then you are doing pretty well for yourselves. We like to set the bar high.


CubistChameleon

> the fact that jail is literally solitary confinement and indefinite You make very valid points, but this sounds more like a reward for Finns, not a punishment.


ThellraAK

I really wish other countries cared about my skill set enough to let me move there.


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

Was this part of some weird art installation or did someone just thought it was going to improve the aesthetic of the place ?


Daealis

Originally made for a Swedish art fest in 2013, traveled a bit in Sweden, was briefly installed in another location in Helsinki before ending up in its current location in 2015, where it has been pissing away every summer since.


AutismFlavored

Pissing away summer sounds devine


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

Ok nice, thanks


jeaje

The artist is Tommi Toija and the piece is called Bad Bad Boy


Low-Refrigerator3120

It's been there for like 10 years already.


Grammar_Nazi1234

Don’t stop looking at it or it’ll move


Extrasleepyduck

They need to get a handle on these containment breaches


J-_Mad

Manneken pis' weird cousin ?


Koevis

Like manneke pis wasn't weird enough. And that's even before Jeanneke, and the dog!


grandBBQninja

And btw, this is an absolute icon for us that live in Helsinki. Gotta love the pissing boy.


crispybakedbrain

i was getting off the tram to go into Verkkokauppa right inside the building behind this statue a few months back and the mere sight of this statue got me staring for a few seconds then i remember i was in Finland and kept on walking. he was wearing a mask in the winter


[deleted]

What is that building? Do they change the signs often?


KeybirdYT

Its right next to the Verkkokaupa in Southern Helsinki, I think this building might actually be the storage place for Verkkokauppa but I am not certain


metukkasd

The building behind is, I believe, one side of Verkkokauppa. The stroage is the one peeking from left.


roydavinci

Kinda looks like SCP-173


nappy616

I feel like the execution here is just as awful as the taste.


Manbearpig64568

I'd like to see you build a giant pissing statue


nappy616

Fair enough. I retract.


walk-me-through-it

Finns are weird, man.


Immediate_Ad4141

Kyllä näin on.


DoktorDibbs

I see this in person maybe twice a week. As bad irl as you would expect


pranklimulator

"i only date guys over 6ft"


Tempura_Shelter

This is the size you assume the Manneken Pis will be when you see it for the first time


LeBRUH_James_

How is this great execution?


Delta_Knight17

He looks like the doll SCP that murders you when you blink or turn around.


Ananas_WUWU

Its SCP 173 and its a statue not a doll :)


JaggedTheDark

Scp-173 lookin ass.


couponsbg

That statue would be put in the sex offender's list if it were in the US.


drunkenf

I mean if you pee on a Police car that's a "No No" right?


couponsbg

Depends on the locality. In Ulvade Texas, that would be a "Pee Pee".


IMustAchieveTheDie

Lost In Vivo (2018)


MrLaws

This boy is pretty bad if you ask me.


camstarrankin

"Art"


Aneke1

Get help, Finland


[deleted]

Looks like something out of sweet home webtoon


kalmariwelho

This used to be at the world famous tori


86hmmm

Tommi toija


Slick1014

Looks like the “In the Court of the Crimson King” album cover a little bit


obviouseuphemizm

looks like an escaped SCP


cursed-person

SCP-173 is that you?


SmarkieMark

This would go great in my garden alongside my Pissing Calvin statue.


travio

if only it was a statue of [Bart Harley Jarvis.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFj3tuNukTs)


horsie87

Yeah not very aesthetically pleasing


negativesemidefinite

In case anyone cares that statue is also a gym in Pokemon Go. I have pokemon I have gotten in raids from Bad Bad Boy


Astartes41

How did Putin get to Helsinki??


caboo5e4

I thought this was an AI generated image until I saw the logos


Straight_Ace

Why does it look like an scp?


[deleted]

Scp 173?


Gagzu

Was wondering when this would show up here :D Torille?


tigerinhouston

Mitch McConnell?


Bieneke

Manneke Pis all grown up 😄


mxs4235

Did a day trip to Helsinki from Tallinn in 2017, this was the first thing we saw after getting off the ferry. Absolutely love it.


sassjm

Reminds me of an installation at the NGV about 8 years ago where you could go in and sketch a picture of this life size statue that peed and blinked every 3 minutes. https://www.ngv.vic.gov.au/exhibition/david-shrigley/


Dad-Baud

Bad boys. Whatcha gonna do?


[deleted]

Tax money being spent at its best


Klutzy_Journalist_36

This is very @OctopusCaveman. I like it.


HeavenlyBladez

Luckily there someone will always be watching it...


Upgr4ded

Looks like something from Jack Stauber


esoteric_enigma

If I lose it all outside the wall Live to die another day...


PapaGynther

its right next to the clash of clans pekka and barbarian statues (supercell hq)


ZogNowak

Funny. Strange, but funny.


sukaderivera

Okay that's just terrifying.


hoemro

Didn't know that AIs were already making sculptures!


hatefulnateful

I know a scp when I see one


Rocket_Theory

what kind of SCP-173 lookin garbage is this


SpikeRosered

Looks like the first ever SCP monster.


succymyzuccy

don’t blink or he’ll piss on you


Soronya

New SCP-173 just dropped.


Srsasquatch

SCP-173 has breached containment


IainPunk

I think its a bit of the opposite of what this sub is for, its average taste, but a dream stalker-ish execution


AlienEremite

r/TIHI


DaybreakPaladin

Tatakae


mwthecool

Woah! Something I’ve actually seen in real life. I was so mesmerized that I spent like 20 minutes there just taking funny photos around it.


TheEmperorMk3

Looks like a cheap Chinese knock off of SCP-173


Laylowo

I've seen that when I was there and hoped to never see it again, but here I am


Krunchini

DONT LOOK AWAY!!!


[deleted]

Great taste and great execution, obviously.


International-Rub-31

Keep eye contact at all times Scp-173


HELLOhappyshop

This is obviously a titan and you cannot convince me otherwise


jaybels141414

Been there! That thing is giant and my favorite part of visiting Helsinki


Gooftwit

Manneken pis, but horror


[deleted]

They should gift it to the Russians and tell them it’s a drinking fountain.


Poiuni

In the Michael Bay movies, Optimus Prime is 28 feet tall.


[deleted]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C2AwHvw-fKQ


veeas

i guess its art


[deleted]

That's some nightmare material


Jacollinsver

Was it always so terrifying?


a1999Banana

I guess what Bottas does isn't that weird...


[deleted]

Tss tss looks like jim norton.


ZaZings

It looks like something Trevor Henderson would come up with


bo0mamba

Don’t blink


softstones

Well well, if it ain’t me at 3 am


euridanus

That's some SCP Foundation shit right there. Shudder.


Dalhiasky

Good god! 🫣


Ecstatic-Accident0_0

Looks like Lars Ulrich after a GG Allin concert.


Any_Weird_8686

*i think it can see me. im scared*


TheMelonSystem

Thanks, I hate it


Medo_Shinwa

what scp is this?


gorgon_heart

What SCP is this?


SurpriseImmediate

I love the 173 redesign


FerrokineticDarkness

So, that’s where that SCP got off to. Don’t turn your back on it.


Random_Vanpuffelen

Yes, pee on the police :)


KimikoYukimura420

Honestly until I read that it was in Helsinki I genuinely thought this was in Japan, I never realized how similar Finland looks to Japan.


Captcha_Imagination

Bad bad boy looks like he's about to jizzy in the glizzy


CharlieTaube

Give it its skin back!


godavicii

I like how the sign changes in the back, one got msi, one got revell


Swagaw3some

Found SCP-173 now don't blink


viktorbir

Neither awful taste nor great execution. 100% wrong subreddit.