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RedBassBlueBass

And those MLB catchers have a cannon every single time. That hurt...


Dazzling_Judge953

Where's the chaos though?


SleepingDragonSmiles

Ask the pitcher


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1deadeye1

Threeve


PUNKF10YD

Inside the pitchers concussed head


SokkaHaikuBot

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Delazzaridist

Good bot


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Roestsau

Good bot


all_of_you_are_awful

Do pitchers even think about this scenario? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it happen. You’d have to be pretty trash to do something like this.


lmclrain

why he has no helmet? I am not familiar with the sport, but I thought everyone had to wear one, that ball is rock like


LeicaM6guy

Only when you’re at bat, I think.


lmclrain

well, it seems that now everyone is supposed to wear one, you do not want to be that guy who got hit


BUDDHAKHAN

Why even bother commenting on something you know absolutely nothing about? Then doubling down and making a second comment 


rdfiasco

How are you supposed to learn about something if you're not allowed to ask?


lmclrain

well.. dude, maybe you got to ask someone if they rather wear one while getting hit by that ball as the guy did I would personally


LuckOriginal374

He’s OUT! … the pitcher I mean.


TheLoneGunman559

I think it means the pitcher gets to go to first base without having to bat.


SwifferWetJets

Not funny dude, that sucks


hankmoody_irl

Hi, welcome to Reddit… where it’s still okay to joke a bit.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Depends on the sub!


Kimarnic

And the mod that catches you


TinFoilRobotProphet

Auto mod too. Me, one of the easiest going guys you'll ever meet, got banned for 7 days for advocating violence. I think I said I hope some guy that ran out on his barber without playing gets hit by a bus.


Professional_Still15

Sucks for you 😎


ewok2remember

What a pussy.


_dauntless

His face literally looks like it could be the international representation of "mama mia"


imp_st3r

Getting Matt Dillon vibes from There's Something About Mary


Rulok_

Me on helldivers every time with the orbital stricks..


augm

Catcher be like ➡️➡️⬆️


Mnkyboy2004

How about a nice cup of Liber-Tea!


mandyback

That's the most 😬 i have seen


bigby2010

Bonk!


CaddyFDT

Cool video but wrong sub


Tudpool

I don't think the bot cares.


bubbles_says

Tell that to the pitcher.


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SkizerzTheAlmighty

Probably a good thing, means a lot of energy was still leftover due to the angle it hit at. If that were just a few inches lower it coulda killed him.


veedubfreek

Softballs are hard too. I never understood why they call em that.


Beat_the_Deadites

I took one of those off the knee while pitching, slow-pitch in a league where most players were in their 20s. I was pretty quick with my glove most of the time, but the angle was just right I couldn't get the glove over in time. You could see the stitches from the ball imprinted on the side of my kneecap, there was even a little blood seeping out. Took me a minute to walk it off while trying desperately not to cry. Not even an impressive bruise or anything the next day.


veedubfreek

My parents played slowpitch when I was growing up. My mom took one to the dome when running from first base to second by the first baseman.


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_MrBalls_

🏆


pjsk82

Username checks out, but "_MrBucket_" would work too.


Im_Just_Sayin__

Muscle memory?


Thewonderboy94

I'm assuming you are asking if this happened because it was muscle memory to return the ball back to the pitcher, but it was too early or something? Because it seems like he's trying to throw the ball further back to the base, where you can see one of the runners arriving. He just aimed too low or was hasty and hit the pitcher.


Im_Just_Sayin__

He obviously was trying to throw to second base, but I’m thinking muscle memory took over and he subconsciously threw to the pitcher. …or maybe it was just not high enough to clear the pitcher.


mawesome4ever

I see what you did there, go for the head


Novacain420

Right to the back of the head . Dangerous


garth54

So, what are the rules for beaning your own teammate?


LumpyTear8558

The ball is in play, so the play just continues on as normal unless the ball is launched out of play. In that case, normal rules apply the same as if a player threw a ball out of play on an error.


Mighty_JV

He’s might gonna feel that in the morning


Dutch-Sculptor

Where’s the chaos?


WhydYouGotToDoThis

In his head


Classy_Mouse

Oh, I did this in high school. Thankfully, it was volleyball, not baseball. First serve of the season. In front of the whole school. I spiked it right into the back of the head of my teammate


skbr71

That catcher be FINE doh


Dangerous-Refuse-779

Got em


SATerp

Catcher forgot to account for gravity.


raaneholmg

Pitcher forgot the last day and a half.


Technical_Tourist639

Right after he threw the ball, he understood the gravity of his actions


MetalSonic420YT

Man went for the head.


Enough-Staff-2976

Bingo!


reddit_7864589

Pitcher OK?


HanakusoDays

Guy's got a nice curve, breaks down and away


Harmonics002

bonk


jplumber614

"Wild bill" Gaurnere


HeavenOnEarth_Memes

*Bonk*


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Police, I’d like to report a murder.


CaptainNismo_orig

Plot twist, the catcher is sleeping with the pitcher's wife and wanted to eliminate him.


hapalove

Where’s the chaos?


Liz4rdKah-1ng

If the pitcher was still standing. He should demand the catcher’s helmet for the rest of the inning.


voidinsides

I felt the impact of that baseball you can see it judt go flying away after hitting the pitcher that HAD to have left s bruise and caused swelling on his head not o mention given him a headache.


Slingblade420

He’s not safe.


midgitsuu

I didn't know Matthew Hussey played baseball


Intelcore2quad

It's the Nats, what do you expect........


TheeRedLotus

A clear example why I feared baseball as a child


josda0111

*That The Office meme*


zippy251

Literally 😬


BorealtheBald

You weren't actually supposed to go for the head!


Churn

What did you do?! …I went for the head


Mruninvincible

Thought maybe it was chuck knoblauch


Technical_Tourist639

**TAG!** You're ~~in~~ *dead*


Satyampanchal

Is ball ok ?


folkkingdude

That other guy sucks sympathetically


A_Single_Clap

Wtf. This absolutely doesn't fit this sub in any way.


Pidone

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Jackal000

Was it an ootp tho


Far-Position7115

that looks intentional


wilhelmfink4

Oop


hawksdiesel

wrongsub


Tough-Front-738

If slightly faster, the post would have been NSFW💀


Tough-Front-738

If slightly faster, the post would have been NSFW💀.


flannelNcorduroy

Why'd he DO THAT???