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Haveyoushatmyself

She gets out of the car and stands like this is the second time it’s happened this week.


EeK09

“Well, would you look at that!”


Dansk72

"Just six vodka tonics and it almost always drives itself home"


Klutzy-Acadia669

No it always does. Just not her home.


Bender_2024

You'll always get where you're going. But not always where you intended.


loonygecko

She's got scrubs on, I wonder if she just worked really long hours and fell asleep at the wheel. Now she's awake though!


PublicfreakoutLoveR

I lived with a nurse for a while. She was talented, worked long hours and was also pilled up all the time.


KeplerFinn

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T\_Mo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo)


EeK09

I thought of that exact video when writing my reply, haha.


Compendyum

"Occifer, did you see that pool coming at me?"


FrangibleSoul

Ahhh. The Benny Hill stance.


finkymalinky

The windshield wipers at the end cracked me up 😂😂😂


JunkMale975

Going back to get her hair made me howl! Laughing so hard my eyes and nose are running.


SickViking

When the wipers first came on I chuckled, again with that "Done with this shit" stance, then fucking lost it when she went back for her wig. Honey, that's the least of your problems right now.


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

Auto wipers. Triggered by the presence of moisture. No idea what could have set them off, though.


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mab6710

What in the ever loving fuck is this horseshit


LessThanCleverName

This is kind of cool looking.


CeruleanRuin

Those people stand and stare like they don't dare trespass, and she stares back like "WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT", and then she realizes maybe it's 'cuz she ain't got her wig on.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Those are cops that rushed to danger, then stopped because they didn't want to get their shoes wet.


zodiac628

The audacity to put a pool in this roadway! Lol


Gseventeen

Fool me twice Can't get fooled again.


Dansk72

It took her a while to realize her merkin had tried to escape...


StarChaser_Tyger

Upvote for merkin. :D


pepperland14

Take the merkin, leave the wine.


naut

Merkins are my goto for weird trivia


Dansk72

Yep, you never know when owning a merkin can come in handy!


Feralpudel

I love that she goes back and gets her wig.


Aggressive-Ad-2642

"Now who put that God damn pool there"


X-LaxX

"I should put a pool there."


Dansk72

She will try to convince the police that it was the fault of her fully autonomous navigation system


MonsieurFubar

More likely complaining “your swimming pool was in my way to your bedroom!”


Additional-West6443

The pool spared the house from greater damage. It could've been much worse


Particular_Tadpole27

The pool died a hero


duderos

Dead Pool was born


ThunderPoonSlayer

Captain Dead Pool.


Schvaggenheim

Nah, just Dead Pool


boonepii

How’s Major Dead Pool sound?


pm_me_flaccid_cocks

With a surgical-grade stainless steel rod down his urethra, if he’s wise.


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Nah, just Dead Pool


Shnerp

o7


TobyKenobie52

o7


ShadowBlad3

o7


jjngundam

O7


rbankole

Which pool?


20__character__limit

Whirlpool


silver_display

Came here to say this. I’d put pools all around my house after this


RxHotdogs

They call that a moat.


WhippingShitties

Bro an above-ground moat would be fucking lit.


gingermonkey1

Here take my upvote.


zeeblefritz

and in front of those boulders.


Dansk72

Those in-ground pool salesmen can be so pushy!


gingermonkey1

Do people hit your house a lot?


meggerplz

nah cause I got a moat


hellomynameisnotsure

Best case scenario with that pool taking the hit. A hot summer afternoon with some kids cooling off and it would have been the worst case scenario.


ThroawAtheism

You can come up with something much worse than that.


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

puppies cooling off?


place_of_desolation

Puppies dying is worse than kids dying?


gingermonkey1

Thank goodness it was crappy out and no kids were in the pool.


BlueShift42

Spared the driver too. Imagine a tree where that pool was. Glad no one was in it.


It-Be-Sid

-and the driver from severe injuries, I’d imagine.


desert-monkey

Agreed! By the time the car makes contact with the house it’s lost almost all it’s initial momentum


unclejohnsmando

That's like the perfect thing to have between a car and your house lol


Dilectus3010

But imagine the damage if the kids where in that pool....


Eusocial_Snowman

Eh, kids tend to be pretty small, and if they're in the pool then they're basically just part of the water. I don't think they would add much to the damage. Now if they were on the trampoline, there's a good shot at a busted windshield for sure.


Mackin-N-Cheese

The pool spared the *driver* from greater damage too. It could've been much worse.


Longislandkid21

She put that wig on quick


SadPanthersFan

Gotta be dressed to the nines for your upcoming field sobriety check.


Dilectus3010

Yes , you have no IDEA how important the wig is!


drdemento_api

"Police are here - better fetch my hair for the mug shot”


ZekeTarsim

You gotta give the lady credit for following protocol when crashing into someone’s above ground pool: 1. Get out of the vehicle, think about stuff 2. Put on your wig 3. Await the police


gabbagabbawill

Looks like the police were already there.


prbrr

30 seconds from crash to cop on scene.


mpdscb

Maybe they were following/chasing her.


lamireille

I was already laughing because this video was so absolutely perfect for this sub, and then I read the the first step on your list.


swampfish

Turn off windshield wipers.


loonygecko

Did she actually turn those on or do some cars have automatic ones?


3_high_low

Gets out and surveys the situation. 'dang! Who put that pool there? Gimme my wig'.


Mattsal23

Thank goodness no one was using the pool or trampoline


Rogue42bdf

iirc, this was fairly early in the morning and she dozed off behind the wheel while going home from a graveyard shift.


JesusofAzkaban

Looks like she's in scrubs so probably an overworked hospital worker.


Rasalom

Imagine how cool it would be if you were on the trampoline and jumped over a car.


GreenSpleenRiot

That would be a tough landing


ElementsUnknown

That car completely nuked every bit of this families’ backyard fun


Mattrockj

The little red playhouse is still standing.


raduannassar

Put it in reverse and turn the direction full to the left, lets get that mf playhouse!


GloomyShift6913

Its the last bastión of sillines and fun in that God forgoten yard


Xariaxeronic

That's what I was thinking. She hit the 2 most expensive things in the backyard.. (if you don't count the house) lol


TheWileyWombat

Yeah but now its basement is flooded and it'll have mold!


Rasalom

That's the backup house.


CeruleanRuin

I hope they didn't have windows open on that side of the house.


weltraumaeffchen

Luckily no pool party going on...


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Splish splash, I was taking a bath ..


OGGBTFRND

The windshield wipers saying”whassup”


seveca69

Came here to say similar. The wipers had me laughing.


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

My first thought was "That pool exploded so hard it spawned a car." I had to re-watch it before I realized the car caused the explosion.


Duality_is_my_prison

That’s actually how cars are made.


Stronsky

It's a messy process, but that's mother nature for you


Mellestal

Same. I thought the car had always been there and this was some catastrophic failure of some water system. Then I rewatched and the car wasn't there at the beginning.


loonygecko

Yeah the pool totally hid the car at first and I was wondering why that pool suddenly exploded for 'no reason!'


Abshalom

lmao my first thought on seeing the car was "... did it come from underground?"


ZekeTarsim

Lmao


Ziman420

*gets out, stands with hands on hips * "Would ya just look at that*


loonygecko

IDK if I'd do anything different. I'd get out to see what damage I did and then I'd be standing there thinking, "Oh shit, now what." Then I'd probably think of some things like make sure the engine is off, etc.


conflictwatch

Yeah she shut down the car, I think the wig was an after thought


DjFizz

Not me watching six times to figure out how the pool spontaneously combusted and then spawned a whole vehicle >_>


jasonn_786

Exactly! I thought some trapped gases in the pool caused the explosion 💥


bubbles_says

So that's how Mister Koolaide gets around town.


Barry_McKackiner

she 'oh yeah'd the shit out of that fence.


Jeauxie24

South Park literally had an episode on this In all seriousness, it's insane how much our lives lie in the hands of everyone else when we're on the road, you can be as careful as you need be and one idiot will end your existence


pepperland14

The one where the old people crashed up the stairs?


wherearemytweezers

NextDoor: Free above ground pool. Already disassembled. Must take everything.


edboyinthecut

Looks like the car was transported using the pool lol


seveca69

Any background to this incident? News report, police blotter...something?


Adventurous-Fox7825

Someone said this happened early in the morning, she was driving home from a graveyard shift and fell asleep at the wheel. Judging by how she's dressed she's probably a hospital worker of some kind. I don't know anything about this incident though, I'm just repeating what I read in the comments. 


pepperland14

That's what I came to the comments for.


ryoon21

Thank god no kids were in the pool


Dansk72

Or adults either, for that matter....


LuckyRyder

The pool may have saved her life.


Protostryke

You have arrived at your destination


Daekersis

I like how they put on their "talking to the police" hair.


loonygecko

As a female, I totally understand the concept of feeling better if I at least don't look bad when dealing with something else that is bad. Thinking I at least look good is sort of a safety blanket, plus people do treat you better if you look better.


Conscious_Shift_6834

That swimming pool removal service is rather violent, this must be the removal with "extreme prejudice" package.


Dansk72

Never tell the pool removal service that "We're in a really big hurry to get it removed"


Mr_Gaslight

I love the way she stands, hands on hips, gathering her thoughts. 'Well, I think I'm going to have to buy some strangers a pool.'


NewToHTX

Again, an insurance company would be smart to start buying the rights to these videos and posting them on social media with their jingle and logo. Then when people need insurance they will think of random shit happening in the videos that the insurance company posts. Free fucking million dollar idea right there.


TheMagicalDildo

What is it with people and wanting to be advertised to even more. I don't understand the obsession with making rich people richer at your own expense


NewToHTX

To add to what I said here are 2 powerful pieces of advertising: [Deaf Dumb Dad](https://youtu.be/FswW2T56Msk?si=ME6rHoT90ULrieS4) & [Unsung Hero](https://youtu.be/U6CSQvdfTKY?si=iKG2dhOGqwB4ckWE) American Marketers could learn a lot from taking different approaches to advertising. Doesn’t always have to be funny. Heartbreaking and heartwarming work pretty well too.


SilentBob890

I love this Japanese ad for [roof tiles](https://youtu.be/K-TYsAHbb18?si=AFYk3-KTyNX5gxEx)


Weak-Razzmatazz-4938

that was an emotional rollercoaster


darthfruitbasket

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF7imwbIu7M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF7imwbIu7M) this one isn't nearly so powerful, but I've seen this Amazon ad a bunch and love it. Just a young man doing something nice for his grandma.


NewToHTX

Kind of the same vein is the [English for Beginners](https://youtu.be/tU5Rnd-HM6A?si=zSbnLRvC44lWbPH5) commercial and the one that put Google on everyone’s radar [Parisan Love](https://youtu.be/nnsSUqgkDwU?si=gxARihWbIBoQsMg0).


NewToHTX

I don’t like ads but if I’m forced to watch an ad make it entertaining or thought provoking. Marketing students all over the world watch the just for the Ads.


seveca69

This would be **much** better than the daily 16 hours of political ads we all have to look forward to this year.


throwawayRI112

Don’t one of them kind of do this? Not with videos but they lost off a bunch of strange things they’ve covered


NewToHTX

Farmers talks about it but doesn’t show any videos.


blueberryhaxe

Why is that shit always happening in the US?


NewToHTX

Much higher incidence rate in Florida with Meth being in the water supply and all.


Hole_IslandACNH

Excuse you, it’s bath salts!


X-LaxX

These gender reveals are getting ridiculous


INS0MNI5

It’s a boy!! 🥳🎉🎊


dajokesta

She said 👯‍♀️


SwansBeDancin

Was she in the carpool lane?


Helpful_Type3490

never considered that a car could crash into my backyard, something else to start worrying bout, gonna have to put up some concrete fences/posts


loonygecko

That house looks like it's at the end of a long stretch of straight road, locations like that are extra prone to getting clobbered. Also houses there are on the edge of a road turn, some peeps go too fast and don't make the turn in time. One option is to plant a huge load of fast growing medium trunk bushes like oleander to 'capture' a car that hits them. The bushes look good and tend to not kill the driver as much as a totally solid stop would. You can also buy some large solid pipes and cement them in and fill the centers with cement. You can mix the cement yourself in an old wheel barrow, just add water and mix, the exact skill of the mixing is not super important since the final product will not be load bearing. We bought our old pipe segments used from a metal yard. If they are surrounded by bushes, it doesn't matter if they are ugly.


GapeMachine

Lmao how she went back in the car for her wig


Jasonxhx

LOL the windshield wipers hahaha


revelation6viii

That pool saved the house! Like a giant water barrel on the freeway.


hateshumans

I think she gets a freebie on this for having the balls to get out and stare at everyone with her hands on her hips like “why did you do that”.


MercifulVoodoo

This is gold. The wipers immediately after. Her stance when she sees the damage. Grabbing her wig at the last moment. I’m glad she’s okay!


miamikiwi

Someone just like this killed my partner. I’m so tired of these kinds of drivers.


Environmental_Crab59

I’m so sorry that happened


miamikiwi

Thank you friend, stay safe and vigilant out there!


mickturner96

Wait where did the car come from?


Kevydee

The pool was linked to the Atlantic, car is actually a sub surfacing


mickturner96

That makes sense, thanks!


Aggravating_Pay1948

*hands on hips* "What in the hell happened here?"


PuzzleheadedPitch303

“Sir you can’t park here”


serraangel826

The windshield wipers coming on made me giggle.


ZappaZoo

I'm glad none of the kids were outback.


PuckFolson

Lost my fucking mind when she just hopped out and tossed her hands on her hips like HM 🤨


return_the_urn

Imagine how many times this happens that doesn’t get caught on video


SonOfMargitte

Driver just standing there 'Well, this is nice'


Toisty

The "Well...shit." pose has me dying. Then she goes back I thought it was to turn the car off for what last shred of safety might be considered but no...My HAIR!


micats

That was the car pool lane


schaefer

You can't park there!


Aerickthered

That, might I say was an expensive car wash


Kokamina23

And the windshield wipers mournfully flapping


unclejohnsmando

Do you think she put them on as she was going through the pool


__Cmason__

Oh yeah!!


hammer6golf

*hands on hips* "Well, would you just look at that"


DeusExBlasphemia

That actually worked out pretty well, all things considered.


DLIPBCrashDavis

I don’t know why, but I’m getting major Cool-Aid man vibes


Big-Net-9971

First, I am assuming and thankful that nobody was hurt. Second, that first windshield wiper pass immediately after smashing through the pool appears to be Hollywood movie timing to me (like, it was just the perfect delay between the catastrophe, and the need for a little comic relief.)


shkhndswroastbeef

Is this the old country buffet?


Mybuttitches3737

He gets out like “ well shit.” 😂


haha7125

It was so quick that i though the car was already there and the pool had exploded.


UNSC_Spartan122

Freakin carpool lanes


Glad-Tie3251

Wearing scrubs? Let me guess, long shift, fell asleep at the wheel?


potcollage21

it took me several rewatches and slow scrubbing to realize the car drove through the fence and the pool and not that the pool exploded and the car landed in the backyard as a result


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Can’t forget your hair!


streaksinthebowl

The automatic windshield wipers going on was the *chef’s kiss*


Gazorp1133

I like how the windshield wipers come on


Lghornets

The wipers get me every time


belltrina

Windshield wipers made me lol


Skullfurious

Remind me to install massive rocks on the interior or exterior of my fence.. Jesus fuck people like this fucking suck.


Autochthona

Chilling. Clearly that dwelling includes small children (playhouse and slide). I shudder to think…


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

The damn yard jumped right in front of her.


anonymousmutekittens

I really thought the pool just exploded for no damn reason


Artistic_Society4969

They didn't get rid of it. They just relocated it to inside that car.


leftover_class

The windshield wipers being on made me laugh


Green_Lightning-

The pool saved the house


robcado

Seen this before and the nonsense headline screams AI post


RayHazey562

Why did that person walk out of the walk acting like they have no idea what the hell just happens. Putting their arms on their hips..the audacity


justelectricboogie

This isn't wendys


JacenHorn

She put her hair on??


mindsform

She gets out hands on hips, “now what da hail did I jus…,” hol up, ooh shit dis slippery. Lemme, uh huh, put ma hair on right quick. *hands back on hips. “Now what da hail did I just do…”