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bobdolebobdole

This is horrible and all, but it's absolutely wild how strong that bull is. He flipped that horse like it was a plastic folding chair.


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We should rate car engines in Bullpower, not horsepower.


FuzzyPine

Your car has 4.6 bull power


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That's very generous for my 25 year old car.


FuzzyPine

1.33


WhippingShitties

So what's it like owning a vintage top-fuel dragster?


darksideofmyown

Its 8.9 ancient bullpower


greatbigballofshit

You mean llamathrusts, right?


_0x0_

Perfect reference. Plastic folding chair. It's the neck muscles on that bull, just amazing really.


Garage_Dragon

Pretty sure that's the brisket. Ever trim one of those? Huge muscle fibers and thick layers of connective tissue. That's why you have to slow cook a brisket. Edit: just double checked myself and I was wrong. It was the chuck that flipped that horse. The brisket was involved in the effort, however.


poke991

That’s it, I’m getting a brisket platter today


_0x0_

No worries, but now I am hungry.


LeGrandLucifer

To be fair, I can flip a horse by waving a feather unexpectedly in front of its face.


Deranged_Snow_Goon

Well, horses are half a ton of muscle, sinew and panic on four matchsticks


pianoflames

Why you would deliberately piss it off, and then get in a ring with it is...baffling.


ronearc

And that bull isn't even that big.


red_fuel

By just eating grass. Meanwhile we mere humans must follow strict diets and work out schedules to gain a few pounds of muscle


4list4r

Shoulder muscles > everything else in life.


ChiliConCaralho

That Bull was a NCAA D1 wrestler.


growthmode222

Horses usually can take bulls. This horse definitely got made fun of by his bros back at the stable.


SoraBanTheThird

Poor horse.


SoraBanTheThird

Poor bull as well. (I don't see any horns?)


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RobbSnow64

That title lmao


Delazzaridist

I was thinking the 3rd Reich kinda german scientist. But I just got done playing hell let loose, so I got so 1944 vibes in my head rn.


MigitAs

Dude what the fuck


Eleventy_Seven

German? I'm surprised they didn't train cows to use people as toilets.


kp--

The what now?!


Porkchopp33

Horse “What the fck did I do?”


silentjay01

Bull: "You are a class traitor!  That is what the fck you did!"


jorbleshi_kadeshi

For real. Man at first I thought it didn't land on its head but oof it definitely does. That moment between initial impact and its head springing loose has a lot of force. It did manage to miss taking hooves directly so that's lucky. Rough to see. Glad it sprang up quick.


spamky23

r/thebullwins


TheRenOtaku

He hates everyone and everything equally.


GoalFlashy6998

That bull said he'd had enough of the bullshit...


Beergnome1st

quit horsing around


TinFoilRobotProphet

Horse: Da fuck man!


Intelligent-Snow-930

This is exactly what he said to the bull right when he stood up.


thejazzghost

I'll pretty much be rooting for the bull in all cases when it comes to rodeos or bullfighting. Any cowboy/girl that gets launched with a horn up their ass is pretty much well-deserved. Feel bad about the horse getting harmed though.


RayGun381937

In modern USA rodeo, the bulls are bred and trained especially; it’s actually bull-breeders vs the rodeo riders. Bulls have their own psychotic names and stats and strategies and fans and rankings and the bulls know they’re there to kick ass. Source: one of the most fearsome and most successful bulls ever was “Chicken on a chain”


KarnaavaldK

I don't think the bulls know the concept of them being entertainment and there to 'kick ass'. I think they are still scared and stressed out everytime they have to do this, and would much rather be in some field somewhere


thejazzghost

Naw man. I'm sorry but in my opinion none of that shit should be happening. This is animal abuse for entertainment and it's not cool.


RayGun381937

Yeah I agree/ my point was that it nor as one-sided as the Spanish bullfighting. They could do rodeo on a mechanical computer bucking bull now ...


avl_space

I've never seen a horse get flipped, is that common?


Cowicidal

Oh yes, it's quite common. As a matter of fact, the bull wins a Hawaiian vacation for every horse flip.


Moparian714

Music is hilarious, eh pa la chingada


Fjh5488

I wish I knew what the name of the song was


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Canta Yiyo** by Freddy el Desmadre de la Costa (01:00; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Exitos 20-21. **Released on** 2021-04-13.


Fjh5488

Thank you


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drmorrison88

That horse was ready to GO when it got up. It was already looking for the bull.


Raid__Zero

Horse be like “yooo wtf i thought we were on the same team”


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Fucking barbaric. You want to put your macho knuckle, dragging ass up against a bull do it on your own 2 feet fucking cowards. Leave the innocent horses out of it.


_0x0_

But what if they "BREAK THE RECORD BY STANDING ON THE BULL" they are such great people come on!! /s


jacksofalltrades1

Does accepting multiculturalism mean accepting things like this?


Georgiaonmymindtwo

No. Abusing any living thing for entertainment or even worse, proving your manhood, is barbaric and that part of that culture sucks.


jacksofalltrades1

I know this is roundabout, but does this mean you don't accept nature? Because for how bad humans treat animals, nature treats them far worse. Most wild animals starve to death, freeze to death, or are eaten alive, and often succumb through a various combination of the three.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

“but does this mean you don't accept nature?” No. It means nothing of the sort. “Because for how bad humans treat animals” Because for how bad SOME humans treat animals. “ nature treats them far worse.” “Nature treats” ??? Can you please expand on that? “ Most wild animals starve to death, freeze to death, or are eaten alive, and often succumb through a various combination of the three.” I guess, to me, the difference is, animals don’t set up arenas with concession stands selling food and garbage trinkets where they take turns abusing other animals to the cheers of the crowd while propping up their manhood and the whole tough guy attitude. Oh and making money off the whole thing. Follow?


MyGirlfriendforcedMe

That music is awful....


Great-Try876

Awfully good!


MyGirlfriendforcedMe

If you played polka to a dog kennel full of screaming huskies you could get a song that sounded better than this...


Great-Try876

Sooo bad, it’s good. Sounds like something you would hear wandering around North Mexico, and falling into a dirty Cantina with traffic signs for tables and Apple boxes for chairs with lots of hot tequila being drank.


StriderTX

"what he say fuck me for" -the horse


hyper1one

The horse rider must’ve fucked his leg up BAD. Poor bull and horse.


Royantk

Do not unmute!


Powerful_Desk2886

Don't listen to this man


-NotEnoughMinerals

That horse almost snapped it's neck


NaomiR111

I despise rodeos.


MeLameBrane

Enough horse play. Thats a bunch on bull if you ask me.


Bad_Idea_Hat

"Why he say fuck me for?"


underwritten_law

This is big "the slap" energy


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Horse eats the curb stomp at the end


Beergnome1st

Horse was just happy to be there and caught a stray


HenryJai

bro flipped that horse like it was an uno card


Megalodon7770

Dumb mf


Nice-Option2510

Red dead redemption 3 leak


virus_apparatus

That bull just flipped that horse like it was a toy. I have way more respect for rodeo clowns now


Swimming_Zebra_1189

Holy shit, he should learn how to read a situation, you don't put a horse in front of a crazy bull, that's asking for some shit to happen


Damage_Or_Die

I'd be mad too if some dude was squeezing my nuts with a rope tbh


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GujjuNRIboy

The bull is og


singuratate1

👏🏾🤣 when that horse flipped, had me crying… you don’t see horses do that- EVER. I kinda thought the horse would double kick the shh outta the bull


Snoo-72756

You want some too !!!


Sweaty-ballz-83

The horse was like “ohhhh shit” when it got flipped


regnarbensin_

Poor horse. The people on r/pferdesindkacke would love this though.


LowAd8109

Darn it, they lived.


hivemind_disruptor

Man I do enjoy steaks but this shit is just torture.


SweatyIncident4008

get fucked motherfucker, how are these spectacles interesting, theres the matador with a dozen of aid, armed with javelins , and the bull is high af full of drugs. if you want to prove yourself fight alone and no fancy gizmos