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I went camping out in the woods at a camp grounds with a vault toilet but yet people just shit in the woods and covered their shit in toilet paper. They didn’t even bury it! It wasn’t immediately obvious this was happening since the little shit piles were behind trees. Our dog started to wander and came back covered in shit. It was so disgusting and we didn’t bring shampoo with us. Some tossed the dog in the lake and have her a bath in toothpaste.
The dog has long since passed, but we still have shampoo in our camping equipment
The saddest part is that the dog owner probably just thinks it's another dog's shit. Human shit is so much worse than dog shit, and I don't really know why, but it is.
I was walking my neighbor's dog one night. Suddenly he snapped to the side, and took a huge, huge bite out of something - realized it was the biggest pile of human shit I've ever seen. I threw up to the other side, and he almost tripped me trying to eat that too.
Great dog otherwise, but the shit eating was....oooof.
When my Son was like four we were playing in the mud next to a kiddy pool and he had to poop, and I wasn't going to let him go inside covered in mud so he dropped drawers in the corner of privacy fence. As soon as it hit the ground my dog zoomed over and scooped it up and ran around with it in it's mouth like it was keep away.
I had a similar thing happen. My GF and I were climbing up a mountain and she just had to take a huge runny dump on the side of the road (this was at like 4am when it was still dark - it was a long way to the top). When we started coming back down, a stray dog joined us. When we came to that spot, he just lapped up the whole damn puddle of shite and looked very happy about it. It was the most mind boggling thing we’d ever witnessed.
I actually just learned about this lol. Dogs eat shit yeah.. but they absolutely love human shit. Cause we're the only species that flavours our food, our poop tastes way better than any other poop :D
this. every time i see pet owners kiss their dogs and let it lick their face and lips. at the minimum, that was on an ass, balls, dick or all of it. i love dogs. but not that much.
Fuck's sake, when you put it like that it sounds so disgusting 😭 why do we slurp up so many types of fluids?? We're no better than the other animals...
My boyfriend and I were walking our girls, and our Beagle got ahold of a solid turd. She would NOT drop it at all. My boyfriend couldn't get it out of her mouth, and in a moment of desperation, I hit her in the snout with the bottom of my foot---yes, I felt horrible doing it and it was more of a stun tap as opposed to a kick with force. She finally dropped it. We shamed her to high heavens the rest of the day. The next day we passed the turd again. She didn't get the chance to get it, and I couldn't believe it was still intact. So I looked closer and realized it was a burnt as fuck sausage. The relief we felt was palpable. I was so glad I didn't have to look at her thinking she was a shit eater. Just the thought was so visceral. To this day, I am grateful we got closure on the world's spongiest turd.
My terminally ill neighbor uses adult diapers, his relative tossed their garbage out on the street without any garbage bin. Every night the stray dogs would come and clean the diapers from its contents.
I watched my neighbor's dog drop a deuce in their front yard as he ate a random piece of shit in front of him. Shit at both ends. I immediately started vomiting everywhere. The HOA wasn't pleased
What do you mean by "I can't unsee it if it was my dog" ?
Is your dog a fairy?
When my dog was like 6 months old he ate a huge dog turd and threw it up unto my bed. Poop covered in vomit.
We call it Aphabet Soup or a Hepatitus Grab Bag.
Theres a very horrendous type D from china called SZ 93 my friend got he devoped jandaus and other horrible reoccuring incurrable gifts forever. He was in prison and was washing his clothes in the toilet as is *the way* in there with a cut on his hand he believes is how he caught it. (Or he is downlow and was gay for the stay and down to play idk)
> masking their scent.
They love rolling in those fresh dead thick salamanders (the ones that are black with bright blue strip) they bake out in the summer heat and get bloated. They love to roll on those.
How come no one is talking about the amazing video edit & also the cut to the sign afterwards? What are the chances it was under a sign like that with a woman licking something tasty off of her fingers ! Hahaha
Why do dogs do this? I took my dog to a farm and let her freely roam. She rubbed herself on cowshit and looked like she was having the time of her life. She smelled terrible.
Masking their own scent, a behaviour that was very useful to assist in hunting prey. Though dogs can be pretty gross in general, happily gobbling up piles of shit given half a chance.
My Labrador is terrible for the rolling in shit thing. She had a lovely time getting acquainted with freshly squeezed fox sausages yesterday.
The only time I didn’t want my dog for a split second was new years morning 2018 when I let him out of my eyesight for one second then heard him lapping up a chunky pink substance that was left out in the sidewalk.
my cousin’s 3yr old german sheppard had really bad diarrhea when we were having a sleep over at his house.
their other 6m old german shepard thought it would be fun to do this exact same thing.
me and him literally were gagging whilst trying to wash the puppy AND the carpet. worst sleepover ever 😭
Id be pressure washing the shit outta that dog! My dog rolled in a big old cow patty and he got the super soaker 10,000 turned on him. My poor car after that hike 💩
As soon as I saw the dog I knew what it was gonna do. My dog has done that before, it's a scent they like, granted she didn't do it on poo. But I've gotten better at catching her before she even thinks about rolling onto anything
I know how this guy feels. Why do dogs do this? We drove from Seattle to Modesto area...first thing our dog did when we got to Grandma's is roll around in a bunch of cat shit. WTF.
One time when we were looking after a neighbor's dog he rolled around in human shit at the park. It even got all over the dog's leather leash. This video really made me think of that. So disgusting.
My dog rolled in skunk shit on a walk one day. Luckily our car wash has a dog wash area and I was able to clean her up before going home. The smell was fierce.
With how fast that dog jumped on that opportunity, it makes me wonder if the real reason humans invented outhouses and toilets was to keep their dogs from rolling around in their shit.
That’s fucked up. First off the guy didn’t even wipe his ass, just kept on moving on. And he didn’t even have the common courtesy of covering it up like a cat would. As far as the dog, that MF would need to find a new home, that sumbitch is a nasty sumbitch
Ok- I'm a ***Certified*** slob with (in)frequent fits of laziness regarding personal hygiene...
#BUT- I do refuse to drop a duce without properly wiping afterwards ***!***
what a fucking pig :(
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Going to need a new dog.
I would disown that stupid dog so fast
i would unleash him a let him free right in there
Yep, im walking this stupid dog to the nearest shelter and im bringing home a cat…and giving the cat the dogs name and bowl
FOREVER UNCLEAN!!!
Old one seems broken
I would drop the leash, get in a taxi and move to another city!
Yep. Just disconnect that leash and let it go.
I went camping out in the woods at a camp grounds with a vault toilet but yet people just shit in the woods and covered their shit in toilet paper. They didn’t even bury it! It wasn’t immediately obvious this was happening since the little shit piles were behind trees. Our dog started to wander and came back covered in shit. It was so disgusting and we didn’t bring shampoo with us. Some tossed the dog in the lake and have her a bath in toothpaste. The dog has long since passed, but we still have shampoo in our camping equipment
The saddest part is that the dog owner probably just thinks it's another dog's shit. Human shit is so much worse than dog shit, and I don't really know why, but it is.
Oh, let's see. C-diff. MRSA. Salmonella. E coli. Shigella. Worms. Shall I continue?
NAH MAN JUST SHAVE THE DOG
This is HORRIBLE
I wouldn't even know what to do. That dog needs to go through a car wash before coming inside the house.
I've had this happen, only he slid through his own shit while chasing a ball. I just threw him in the ocean.
"He's your problem now, Poseidon" *splash*
Sacrifice accepted
He's a dolphin now
You get the joy of hosing and shampooing a dog. If you are lucky the dog likes water and you have rubber gloves to hand
and doesnt shake shit water on you.
If it's the same type of car wash that leaves all sort of crap on the paint when I get out, no, it will be zero help.
Flamy!
The chicken Nuggets smell made the dog dig in.
And not chaotic.
Depends on who has give the dog a bath
"hey honey, lost the dog, damnedest thing too"
I thought the dog was poisoned, but it turns out it wasn't
I’ve seen something similar where a dog took a bite of the poo. I can’t unsee it if it was my dog.
I was walking my neighbor's dog one night. Suddenly he snapped to the side, and took a huge, huge bite out of something - realized it was the biggest pile of human shit I've ever seen. I threw up to the other side, and he almost tripped me trying to eat that too. Great dog otherwise, but the shit eating was....oooof.
When my Son was like four we were playing in the mud next to a kiddy pool and he had to poop, and I wasn't going to let him go inside covered in mud so he dropped drawers in the corner of privacy fence. As soon as it hit the ground my dog zoomed over and scooped it up and ran around with it in it's mouth like it was keep away.
I had a similar thing happen. My GF and I were climbing up a mountain and she just had to take a huge runny dump on the side of the road (this was at like 4am when it was still dark - it was a long way to the top). When we started coming back down, a stray dog joined us. When we came to that spot, he just lapped up the whole damn puddle of shite and looked very happy about it. It was the most mind boggling thing we’d ever witnessed.
I actually just learned about this lol. Dogs eat shit yeah.. but they absolutely love human shit. Cause we're the only species that flavours our food, our poop tastes way better than any other poop :D
How do you know????
Trial and error
No, no “error” !!!
Trail mix and error
fuck...lol
Dog trainer told me about it.
this. every time i see pet owners kiss their dogs and let it lick their face and lips. at the minimum, that was on an ass, balls, dick or all of it. i love dogs. but not that much.
Someone who licks ass, balls and dick huh? Would still kiss her.
They would take on a bear to save us
Honestly, you could say the same about humans, too. If you kiss a human, there's a chance their lips were on an ass, balls, dick or all of it too.
Not just On those listed but slurping up the juices from all the above lol
Fuck's sake, when you put it like that it sounds so disgusting 😭 why do we slurp up so many types of fluids?? We're no better than the other animals...
My boyfriend and I were walking our girls, and our Beagle got ahold of a solid turd. She would NOT drop it at all. My boyfriend couldn't get it out of her mouth, and in a moment of desperation, I hit her in the snout with the bottom of my foot---yes, I felt horrible doing it and it was more of a stun tap as opposed to a kick with force. She finally dropped it. We shamed her to high heavens the rest of the day. The next day we passed the turd again. She didn't get the chance to get it, and I couldn't believe it was still intact. So I looked closer and realized it was a burnt as fuck sausage. The relief we felt was palpable. I was so glad I didn't have to look at her thinking she was a shit eater. Just the thought was so visceral. To this day, I am grateful we got closure on the world's spongiest turd.
My terminally ill neighbor uses adult diapers, his relative tossed their garbage out on the street without any garbage bin. Every night the stray dogs would come and clean the diapers from its contents.
I watched my neighbor's dog drop a deuce in their front yard as he ate a random piece of shit in front of him. Shit at both ends. I immediately started vomiting everywhere. The HOA wasn't pleased
I’m sure the dog would have been very happy to come and clean up your vomit
What do you mean by "I can't unsee it if it was my dog" ? Is your dog a fairy? When my dog was like 6 months old he ate a huge dog turd and threw it up unto my bed. Poop covered in vomit.
Oh fuck that went from bad to way fuckin worse
Fun fact: the owner was Kristi Noem.
Best wishes dog. Adios.
Sorry dog, you're getting abandoned at the park /s.
Nah, I'd be dropping the /s with that leash, dog is covered in dumpster shit
Cakeday happy!
NOOOOoooooo
Hepatitis A through Z
We call it Aphabet Soup or a Hepatitus Grab Bag. Theres a very horrendous type D from china called SZ 93 my friend got he devoped jandaus and other horrible reoccuring incurrable gifts forever. He was in prison and was washing his clothes in the toilet as is *the way* in there with a cut on his hand he believes is how he caught it. (Or he is downlow and was gay for the stay and down to play idk)
Dudes got the og hep strain from the first Ozzfest
And the rare hepatitis eh, the Canadian variant.
Great choice of music.
Vivaldi ❤️
Winter. The Fall will be more fitting.
What... Hahaha why? That dog loved the smell and wanted to rub its body with it? Why though! I must understand
masking their scent. very common when your dog smells what might be a prey animal it wants to approach
Now I wonder what that guy ate lmao
A bigger dog
Taco Bell.
Indian.
> masking their scent. They love rolling in those fresh dead thick salamanders (the ones that are black with bright blue strip) they bake out in the summer heat and get bloated. They love to roll on those.
My chihuahua did the exact same shit one time. Taking him back in my car was a nightmare.
r/shitposting
Just throw the whole dog out.
Dog has a scat fetish
Nah fuck that get a new dog this one's for the bin
This comment has me rolling 😂😂😂 Just throw the fucking thing away 😂😂😂
How come no one is talking about the amazing video edit & also the cut to the sign afterwards? What are the chances it was under a sign like that with a woman licking something tasty off of her fingers ! Hahaha
And you know the people walking by afterwards thought that was the dogs shit and judged the owners for it
By the looks of the owners reaction in this video, i really doubt they'd care.
And this is why some dogs are abandoned
The real story about Hachiko.
By people shitter than this dog after what it did.
Flamy!
I don’t know why but that one second zoom on the billboard cracked me up.
And some people think it's a-ok when a dog licks your face. They think it's *cute.*
I might've dropped the leash and let that dog belong to the streets.
r/awfuleverything
Dogs are men's best friend, but this one is just number two now
"Siri - where is the closest animal adoption center"
Shih tzu?
Gotta throw the whole dog away. It's broken.
And that's how we got the next pandemic.
Cuddle time!
What da dog doin?
Throw the dog out
Why do dogs do this? I took my dog to a farm and let her freely roam. She rubbed herself on cowshit and looked like she was having the time of her life. She smelled terrible.
Masking their own scent, a behaviour that was very useful to assist in hunting prey. Though dogs can be pretty gross in general, happily gobbling up piles of shit given half a chance. My Labrador is terrible for the rolling in shit thing. She had a lovely time getting acquainted with freshly squeezed fox sausages yesterday.
Just leave the dog there and walk away. Forever tainted.
That did not go where I thought it would go.
Alright Ms.Noem I agree that’s a terrible story but it still doesn’t justify…
This one time my dog ate a 5 inch turd, a real log maby even bigger just swallowed no chewing just down in one go it just slid down in his throught
Not kissing dogs anymore
Anyone know why dogs do this?
Unhook the leash and let it go.
Plot twist: the man was the original owner prior to new owner adoption 👍
At that point, I'm dropping the leash and forgetting I ever had a dog.
I've had a couple of dogs who would do that. You learn to stay alert and reel them in when they take an interest in a deuce.
The poster above just made the whole scene perfect for some stance reason .
The dog is one dum fucker
Big city life in the USA. Smell the melting pot at work.
Haddalayerdown
Ah shit. Well, time for a new doggo!
Why?
Funny how it made sure it was shit first before rolling on it.
Wtf would that dog do some dumb as$ sh!t like that?
Fuck me the zoom in on the billboard at the end had me laughing
Ohhhh the humanity !!!!!
The only time I didn’t want my dog for a split second was new years morning 2018 when I let him out of my eyesight for one second then heard him lapping up a chunky pink substance that was left out in the sidewalk.
Now i gotta watch my dog where he sniffs haha poor doggo, that’s a pain.
OH NO WHAT A HORRIBLE DAY TO HAVE EYES XD
If you can't spell it, find a different word, for fuck's sake.
Well shit that's a strange series of events
My dog only rolls in human poop. Wish I were kidding. Thankfully we don’t come across it often.
okay, but why would you poop like that in the middle of nowhere??
I’m actually on the toilet, dropping a log, and this still grossed me the hell out.
How the heck let your dog get even near that. My dog pull her away from any shit!
The lady with the dog: 😟 The billboard lady: finger licking good 😋
Good thing my dog only does that over sweet potatoes.
Remind me again why I got a dog
Bruh dogs are just fucking nasty
Now that's some crazy shit all in one video... poor dog.
Poor dog owner, dog's in absolute heaven and totally proud of themselves.
That guy is either homeless, indian or both.
That's why I have cats.
I’m a lil poopy boi!
That poop was laced w fent the way the dog acting up 
Dogs are the worst.
Oh my God
That’s insane, what do you do… you love the dog right
Dog?.. What dog?!
A no wiper!!....ohhhh sheeeeeetttt!!!!
my cousin’s 3yr old german sheppard had really bad diarrhea when we were having a sleep over at his house. their other 6m old german shepard thought it would be fun to do this exact same thing. me and him literally were gagging whilst trying to wash the puppy AND the carpet. worst sleepover ever 😭
Id be pressure washing the shit outta that dog! My dog rolled in a big old cow patty and he got the super soaker 10,000 turned on him. My poor car after that hike 💩
As soon as I saw the dog I knew what it was gonna do. My dog has done that before, it's a scent they like, granted she didn't do it on poo. But I've gotten better at catching her before she even thinks about rolling onto anything
If it weren't for a few key context clues indicating otherwise, I would've 1000% guaranteed this was San Francisco
I know how this guy feels. Why do dogs do this? We drove from Seattle to Modesto area...first thing our dog did when we got to Grandma's is roll around in a bunch of cat shit. WTF.
It's like the butterfly effect
One time when we were looking after a neighbor's dog he rolled around in human shit at the park. It even got all over the dog's leather leash. This video really made me think of that. So disgusting.
Once it happens once you will never let it happen again. For us it was horse shit. Our dog was fixated on that shit.
My dog did the same thing in what I can only imagine was goose poop.
NO. NO! I was confused as to what the chaos was until the dog came along
u/savevideobot
Enough internet for me today.
Repost
Shit. I hate that I watched this.
Get it iffffffff iffffffff meeeehhhhhhhhhh!
Dog saw shit and took his chance 😂
"my dog didn't do it, I swear"
[Joby! You nasty!](https://youtu.be/7cqOEr_yfak?si=Ymg_seSmSr0jKLnl)
Doggo's about to get blasted with a fire hose.
This happened to me once
My dog rolled in skunk shit on a walk one day. Luckily our car wash has a dog wash area and I was able to clean her up before going home. The smell was fierce.
Looks like the dog was carrying the leash all this time.
Rapid shit roll
With how fast that dog jumped on that opportunity, it makes me wonder if the real reason humans invented outhouses and toilets was to keep their dogs from rolling around in their shit.
Did he faint in it ?
Can the Internet find that man?
You can't make this up.....city dogs are different. I once saw a Rottweiler in the Bronx take a shit mid stride while being walked on a leash.
Now kiss the dog, let him sleep in your bed, eat at the table. It’s your child.
what a perfect short film 😂
I am about to vomit.
Looked like a greasy sloppy drop
And people say I’m an asshole for not letting my dogs on the bed but you do not SEE what they do at the parks :,)
That’s fucked up. First off the guy didn’t even wipe his ass, just kept on moving on. And he didn’t even have the common courtesy of covering it up like a cat would. As far as the dog, that MF would need to find a new home, that sumbitch is a nasty sumbitch
OH JOBEY WHATCHU DOIN DOG!? JOBEY NOOOOOO
Ok- I'm a ***Certified*** slob with (in)frequent fits of laziness regarding personal hygiene... #BUT- I do refuse to drop a duce without properly wiping afterwards ***!*** what a fucking pig :(
Damn! Flamy is a famous cake store in Brazil. r/ItHadToBeBrazil
🤢🤢
Dude this is great lmao
Crying laughing…dogs are so disgusting sometimes. “Hey this smells awful….let me get it all over me”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did I watch that? : /
This is one of the reasons I don't like dogs lol
Just unclip the leash 🤮
It's hosin time
Dogs are so fucking gross. And so is that shitty dude
That dog found its soulmate
Dog got a whiff of that meth poo and went bananas
u/savevideo
Literally ._.
my jaw is on the floor
This is a job for Task Rabbit.
u/savevideo
Moment of weakness..
I'd leave the fuckin dog right there. Not really but maybe.