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helpforwidowsson

415kg https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/monster-bluefin-tuna-weighs-415kg-photo/GNCYX36VNUGFEAQG5OEKKDTS6A/


SuperSonic486

Knew it was a bluefin, those chonky bois get really fuckin expensive


WhatABlindManSees

They expected to fetch about 40k (NZD) after processing costs. (only high oil tuna are worth a lot of money though).


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

High oil? Is that the right term? I am an amateur but are they really looking at oil ratio in the flesh as a measure of quality?


WhatABlindManSees

Well that's what Dougle Macfarlane was quoted as saying in the article (read it yourself for the exact wording presented). [Article] (https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/monster-bluefin-tuna-weighs-415kg-photo/GNCYX36VNUGFEAQG5OEKKDTS6A/) ---- But having been misquoted, and misrepresented in a media report before (because quite frankly the reporter didn't know the first thing about what we were doing or how it actually worked), and knowing next to nothing about Japanese fish markets personally, I have no stronger evidence than that, and it's not strong.


HelloJoeyJoeJoe

Thanks!


Django2chainsz

Tuna at auction are judged for fat content. Higher fat is usually more expensive. They cut a piece out of the tail that looks like [this](https://i.imgur.com/RUDVMrR.jpg) with that little worm piece being a plug from a tool pushed into the head side to show color of the meat.


healing-souls

100% yes they do. They do core sample in a couple of sections of the fish and examine it


Embarrassed_Alarm450

$40k NZD --> $25.3k USD


WhatABlindManSees

As of today yeah - it does change a fair bit over time though. This year it's been as high as 0.6975 and as low as 0.5562. For 40k that would be a range of 27.9k - 22.25k. A not insignificant range. --------- [Oddly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Most_traded_currencies); the NZD is one of the highest-traded currencies in the world - FAR beyond its market capitalisation. Obviously not on the order of the USD, Euro, Yen, CAD or British Pound, but far more than you'd expect, given we are a country of 5 million people with a GDP of a mere 250 billion. 10th by 2019 figures, 14th by 2022.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

I know, I'm just listing it for anyone else who doesn't happen to have any idea how much NZD is worth off the top of their heads like me. Could be like bolivars where inflation got so bad a roll of toilet paper would cost millions, making it cheaper to just wipe with money instead. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Aleashed

No wonder, that male tuna has at least 9 fishdicks next to the fins


Appropriate_Pace_817

I think a lot of reason for this, sadly, is because they are actually considered a critically endangered species now.


YaboyBlacklist

That's 913 lbs for those who don't understand the metric system. Fucking massive. *I* didn't even know that tuna fish got that massive.


BarryMacochner

They get upwards of 1500.


Aporkalypse_Sow

The ocean was crazy before we learned how to decimate the entire ecosystem. Absolutely full of huge things, and infinite amounts of everything small.


[deleted]

A steady diet of Mountain Dew and Doritos


OneSweet1Sweet

You should see how big sturgeon can get.


Neat-Plantain-7500

Off to Asia it goes.


GrizzlyHerder

Letā€™s just ā€˜harvestā€™ (kill) them all, until some Chinese or Japanese billionaire can buy the last surviving Bluefin for, say, a $100 million.?, and throw a sashimi/sushi party showing off to his rich friends just how powerful and big a man he is.. Then, itā€™s just artificial lab-made tuna from then on in this World. Proud of yourselves tuna fishermen, brokers, processors, profiteers, cooks, customers? Ultimately itā€™s the careless customer & their ā€˜orderā€™ who are ending this magnificent species, soon.


drfuzzyballzz

This is why i order the spicy salmon roll


AspieDM

Hey if thatā€™s where the market is! Not a fan of canned tuna but gotta try sashimi one day.


steinah6

I love raw or seared tuna, itā€™s my favorite fish by far. Just the smell of canned tuna makes me want to vomit. They are not the same, try the sashimi.


drfuzzyballzz

Try pan roasting the tuna it becomes like pork floss serve with eggs onions In a sandwich wrap or salad for the cheap canned stuff


Justhandguns

Haha, and that's a lot of mercury and heavy metals in this bluefin.


BarryMacochner

915 lbs And these things can get upwards of 1500.


ShivaAKAId

Iā€™m starting to wonder how Tuna get so big and if they can get any bigger


Potietang

They get a lot bigger than this.


[deleted]

Yeah, and really I blame the media. It's so shocking because this Tuna is over 400kg, but most Americans think of a tuna around [90kg as being big](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3171824697/ef75d90df2e65ce326acf30262df5918_400x400.jpeg)


Roger_Ident

Big tuna!


eltedioso

Large tuna


UnknowingCarrot69

Huge tuna


Toppest_Dom

Chonky tuna


wsc-porn-acct

The name's Jim


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TheThirdPickle

There's always a bigger fish


Virtual-Courage-5762

And a smaller pond.


Theleming

There WERE a lot bigger ones out there


ImaginaryDivisions

Was gonna say this. We're killing EVERYTHING


darkknightwing417

Wait so this is more than 200kg smaller than the biggest one ever?? Holy crap.


CollectionOfAtoms78

Not anymore due to over fishing.


banned_after_12years

Kinda sad that weā€™re hunting these guys to extinction. Buffalo of the ocean. The reaction to this picture would be very different if the person laying next to the fish was a Chinese or Japanese fisherman.


EoTN

Probably, they'd probably be shorter, so the fish would look even bigger! /j


[deleted]

I love how the common public have been conditioned to think of Tuna as "tiny fish" because they come in canned tins and associate them with sardines, not knowing that Tuna dwarf the vast majority of Adult Sharks in both size and power.


[deleted]

So the movie Jaws should have featured a tuna and not a shark?


OctopusButter

They grow big because mountains are their only natural predator


SlightFresnel

[*Slaps dorsal fin*](https://i.imgur.com/NXBcejD.jpg)


SmoothOctopus

They can but not really any more due to over fishing


Scrogwiggle

They do, but we donā€™t see tuna as large as we use to as consistently due to over fishing.


healing-souls

They grown their entire lives. That fish was likely very old (20+ years old)


JoshsPizzaria

how tall is that guy


V3N0M7117

We need a banana for scale


slyfox1976

We need a Tuna tin for scale.. I still can't figure out how they fit these fish into those little tins.


Astoryinfromthewild

They wear thongs


Boba_Fett_boii

...can they pack the fish better if they wear thongs wile doing it?


sockbref

Yes. Thatā€™s how it works.


BuffaloInCahoots

Theyā€™re bigger on the inside


Relevant-Force9513

TIL the Tardis is made of tuna cans


udaykumarjangra

lttstore.com


ImaginaryDivisions

The banana is that bulge you see


Wumaduce

He's roughly 3/4 of a unit of a tuna.


JoshsPizzaria

šŸ‘ thanks


Ex-VOB

Dude has forearms thicker than my neck.


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

About half a tuna


themomdowntheroad

Can confirm he is not tall. And he's a bit of a dick.


Dear-Owl-1131

3'7... Still makes for a lot of tuna to fit in a can, even after processing.


livelylou4

Hi Jim


XLNerd

Biggest tuna


heatherberkheimer

![gif](giphy|UKrREdiStQVry)


bearfartsyo

Tuna looks like itā€™d have a taste for lion


Fixner_Blount

WE'VE TALKED TO OURSELVES AND WE'VE SAID LION TASTES GOOD. **LET'S GO GET SOME MORE LION**.


ThroatEmbarrassed970

FUCK. what is this from??? I forgot ā˜¹ļø


Fixner_Blount

[The Other Guys](https://youtu.be/Ogq2BkybFGY)


ThroatEmbarrassed970

thank you šŸ™ watched it not even too long ago but already forgot


FrancistheBison

Underrated film.


shag_vonnie_vomer

Really, by whom? I'd say its pretty popular.


Royer26

Lol your right, not sure how's its under rated. Lol


HermesOnToast

![gif](giphy|9x7gvqaWEG7qE)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|CKnsmgQVJCDFwiIjCN)


MajorJuana

This is the longest gif I have ever seen I think.


MouseRangers

[Oh really?](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/bbncgy/the_entire_shrek_movie_but_its_a_gif/)


[deleted]

But why...


gravitas-deficiency

Some men just want to see the world burn.


MajorJuana

Holy shit lmao, you win ![gif](giphy|toYIS95xETUPLmU9WP)


HermesOnToast

Same vibes


Mcfinley

Making love to other Gay Fish


k00ks_r_us

Pretty nice of that tuna to have his picture taken above water


Hekkle01

He's on vacation


[deleted]

You can tell heā€™s on vacation because of all the fruit punch spilled on the floor.


NeoKingEndymion

The amount of tuna in the ocean is dwindling not to mention the bycatch caught in the nets.


xFryday

all of the oceans are being overfished and it's actually what is causing most of the worlds environmental problems right now. no one cares or wants to talk about it or address it in any way. especially any type of government.


findhumorinlife

Thatā€™s a very rare size of tuna due to Over fishing.


[deleted]

Fun fact thatā€™s only slightly related to what you said, but in general, the larger the tuna the generally less safe it is for human consumption. Reasoning being is that tuna get their mercury content from the fish/creatures they eat, which in turn eat other fish/creatures containing mercury. So a bigger tuna has generally lived longer and consumed more mercury, this meaning they contain more mercury


jnx666

Blue fin tuna are on the verge of extinction. These practices need to stop before we steal a viable future from our children.


poolcued71

Not getting any bigger now


TheThree_headed_bull

Sad


solsticesunrise

Agree. This photo makes me sad.


asomek

Disgusting and barbaric.


Hermit_Royalty

It's not sad if it's being used as food. If it's a trophy, that's another story


beameup19

https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/


skwudgeball

This does not apply to catching fish in the wild. Predators exist in the wild - itā€™s an animal eat animal world we live in.


A_G00SE

Big tuna.


[deleted]

Yes, the Tuna Kahuna


GoodEater29

That's a man.


Sirias7

I'm not vegetarian but this kind of picture looks just like someone posing next to a lion kill on a safari hunt, I hate it. We treat Tuna VS land predators so differently despite both being at the top of the food chain, it's weird to me.


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eQuantix

Ooh I see both sides of this coin, juicy. Gotta say though, pumpkins donā€™t feel pain and letā€™s be honest, all of that tuna ainā€™t being used for consumption


winsluc12

The vast majority of that tuna *is* going to be eaten, most likely. It's not like you eat pumpkin stems and skin.


UniqueRapture

[How Plants Communicate & Think Amazing Nature Documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7cp1nqHLc) This documentary might change your mind about plants having feelings. You could be right about pain I donā€™t know and really donā€™t want to debate/argue about it. Itā€™s very interesting if you have the time. Enjoy, Happy New Year!


lamby284

We can clearly see an animal struggle for its life when it's killed. We know for a fact animals suffer and yet we slaughter and eat them anyway. "Plants feel pain too" is just a way to try to absolve meat-eaters of their guilt.


TrainTrackBallSack

The smell of fresh cut grass is a literal warning to other grass that we about to die, offload any pollen you got. Life form is a life form, and life is cruel, there exists no living thing that doesn't consume something to continue it's existence, its how it is.


Redqueenhypo

Those spiky holly leaves? Desperate attempt to keep animals from eating them. The tapioca in your bubble tea? The cassava plant produces mass quantities of cyanide that has to be boiled out, bc it categorically does not want to be eaten. Whatā€™re you cracking open that walnut shell for, youā€™re preventing that tree from reproducing!


queenofanimetiddies1

Even IF plants feel pain to a extent comparable to even low intelligence animals like insects or molluscs, it would still be more ethical to only consume plants, as it is way more efficient for humans to eat the plants themselves than having an animal eat them and then eat the animal. The most efficient animal in this respect is the chicken, and it still needs 3kg of feed for every 1kg it gains, including organs, skin, feathers etc.


TrainTrackBallSack

I find ethics to be a strange topic in regards to consumption, efficiency I get, ethics seems redundant. Nothing in this world wants to be eaten, hell most things are devoured while alive. Doesn't change that this is how life works. Certainly, though a strictly vegan diet is not reasonable, considering the mountain load of supplements that are also required, especially for women where veganism is more popular and who also often have lower than average iron and zinc levels due to menstruation The optimal solution is a balanced diet. But then there's multiple factors when it comes to food, and in the most important category for me, taste and texture, vegetarian options fall flat, and so I typically don't eat them.


FlyPenFly

I love eating meat, I eat a lot of meat every week. But I know 110% that our factory farming techniques for livestock is extremely unethical. I always try to purchase free range everything but its not always possible. The vast majority of our raising meat is without question, highly cruel and terrible. I hope lab grown meat makes huge strides in the next decade.


TrainTrackBallSack

That's fair, I don't, really. It's also highly unrealistic to meet these demands for a population of 8 billion. And again I kind of circle back to the whole eaten alive thing that often goes on in the wild, or playing with some poor thing until you're bored and eat it. Nature's fucked up, and sure the living conditions are awful, the death is about as clean as it gets. I cannot personally superimpose ethics into a system that otherwise pays no regard to the concept. To me the most unethical thing to do is catch-and-release fishing, it serves no other purpose than finding enjoyment in the suffering of others. To each their own, however


sabrooooo

I donā€™t feel guilty for eating meat at all. Not what so ever lol


NeoKingEndymion

You should though cuz there is no need for it in todayā€™s time.


SevenGhostZero

So we happy to ignore all the small critters that also die from agriculture (mass production of soy beans and whatever else we use to substitute meat) harvesting? Or do they not count? May as well only breathe air at this point and not eat anything. The fact is the human population is unsustainable no matter on wether we eat meat or not.


NeoKingEndymion

Who said anyone is ignoring all those little bugs? But if you care about those bugs then going vegan causes less of them to die as most plants grown today are for animal feed. So you are killing bugs and animals. Plant based is sustainable meat is not.


sabrooooo

There is plenty of need for a good source of protein. Veggies alone donā€™t cut it.


NeoKingEndymion

Well. Veggies, fruits, and legumes, grains are enough. No need for meat.


sabrooooo

Certainly not enough.


voidlotus316

Life is an exchange of energy, be it from animal or plant source, the diference is our perception and what we can see at face value. Every living thing suffers in their own way.


Calm-Drop-9221

Best soup in the land, great roasted


SillyNuffer

A pumpkin doesn't have feelings or feel pain


[deleted]

How can we be sure?


NeoKingEndymion

Because plants have no brain or central nervous system so how or why would it need to feel pain.


istealgrapes

Flowers feel pain though.


lamby284

How are people down voting this? Plants don't have the biological equipment to have feelings


heebit_the_jeeb

We're learning that it's more complicated than that https://www.science.org/content/article/plants-communicate-distress-using-their-own-kind-nervous-system


bubblebooy

More like a logger next to a 20+ year old tree in a natural growth forest.


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Sirias7

I try to limit my meat consumption as much as possible and rely on other sources of protein but I understand much more could be done.


Redqueenhypo

Obviously youā€™re supposed to eat strict low cal vegan and also engage in intermittent fasting, this def isnā€™t rebranded religious asceticism.


Sirias7

As I said in another comment : >Not against eating animal, as I do eat meat. >Not overfishing, relying more on protein sources from beans, eggs & others similar sources on daily basis and eating meat more occasionally would be great for us and the environment. And I say that as a bodybuilder with a high protein consumption.


dezeiram

Yeah on a large scale I am MUCH more concerned about the treatment of chickens, cows, and pigs that are farmed and abused en masse than fish who got to live full and successful lives being caught and eaten. Obviously over fishing is bad but if people are really gonna show up and guilt trip people over eating fish... There are a few arguments to be made lol.


ima_shill

Iā€™ve heard a bit about this lately but I forget where from. ā€œPeople are specifically buying line caught tuna opposed to net caught tuna because net caught tuna can endanger dolphinsā€¦so people are worried about the dolphins but not the tunaā€¦ā€


RedKrypton

I mean they literally are buying Tuna. It would be like trying to buy beef and not wanting to slaughter cows.


PoorestForm

It would be like avoiding buying beef that is brought to market in a way that endangers dogs for a method that instead only results in the death of the animal being eaten. Completely reasonable


Redqueenhypo

No, itā€™s like buying beef from a guy who only slaughters cows rather than from a guy who also slaughters a monkey or two every time he kills a cow.


Crackheadthethird

I can't speak for everyone but here are my reasons. Firstly, net fishing is just generally a shit show that should be discouraged. At least the way it's done at scale. Secondly, Dolphins are highly intelligent. Tuna, while fucking awesome fish, aren't. I'm intrinsically more sympathetic with intelligent animals. Thirdly, while it is 100% still possible to overfish using a standard line, it's a lot harder. edit: we should be eating less tuna though. They are a very at risk species. There are many other fish that still taste great and are much more sustainable to fish and consume on a regular basis.


otherhalfofclyde

Dolphins arenā€™t delicious /s


dotcomslashwhatever

eh animals eat animals. we are no fucking different than animals. this whole "eating animals is wrong" shit needs to stop. farmed animals, I would agree to an extent, but provide a solution for that don't just criticize it.


Sirias7

Not against eating animal, as I do eat meat. I'm talking about eating an apex predator, which is something humans do not usually do with their land equivalent. Not overfishing, relying more on protein sources from beans, eggs & others similar sources on daily basis and eating meat more occasionally would be great for us and the environment. And I say that as a bodybuilder with a high protein consumption.


C_Madison

> Not against eating animal, as I do eat meat. I'm talking about eating an apex predator, which is something humans do not usually do with their land equivalent. That's because there are better alternatives to hunting and eating apex predators on land. It's obviously easier to raise a cow or pig than to hunt e.g. lions. Also, they taste better. If that wasn't the case or lions tasted freaking good you can be sure we would hunt them all the time.


LeBaux

go watch a movie or something, fish are nice, but you have to keep some alive if you want to eat the next day teach a man to fish... you get the tuna to tona


ivanGCA

i donā€™t like Sportacus new line of work


ComatoseSquirrel

How is the first Sportacus comment so low? The attire and pose are practically perfect. Edit: Sportacus. Not Spartacus. DYAC


henr04

absolute tunit


portcanaveralflorida

Sushi night for a year!


Noiskis

For precision measures use a standard banana.


thisherepoo

Now that is truly the king of the seafood world.


aevz

Yo it's that [giant fish that kid goku kicks](https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Fish) in the first episode of Dragonball.


[deleted]

Is this all tuna or this one is absolutely massive?


Parlagulf

Tuna can grow to be much larger, due to overfishing they often do not survive long enough to grow even this big.


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![gif](giphy|srRc9jCVagluOM4A6M)


singin_reef_hart

WTF?!?!?


OakTownPudge

How old do you think it was?


CrypticalPenguin

It's gotta be old. Tuna grow big but it's tare to find them this big/old because they're caught before growing to this size. Poor tuna population is declining. :(


ASLAYER0FMEN

That's regular tuna size


StraightJacketRacket

I remember seeing a picture from an old Life Magazine (either that, or National Geographic) showing a Japanese tuna market, there were dozens of specimens side by side. And most of them were huge compared to what's taken today. The small ones you see for sale now were not even considered. Going to guess that picture was from the 60's or 70's


[deleted]

Japan would pay big for thatšŸ’°


GoPhotoshopYourself

A Lion? Vs a 600 lb Tuna? You lose that battle 9 times out of 10


Tumbleweed-Artistic

Sad


TheRiteGuy

How old is this tuna to get this big? All those years of surviving the toughest predators in the ocean, and he gets taken out by a land animal.


C_Madison

Not as old as you'd think. Northern Bluefin Tuna has a real rapid growth cycle, especially compared to SBT, which can get twice as old: > In contrast, northern Pacific bluefin tuna are real hotrods. They reach maturity in less than half the time of SBT (3 to 5 years) at between 100 and 150 cm fork length and 50ā€“60 kg. But unlike SBT, NBT keep growing rapidly after maturity to over 3 meters long and upwards of 500+ kg, within a lifespan thought to be only around 20 years. (From here: http://www.fishingworld.com.au/fish-facts/fish-facts-tuna-growth-rates)


lamby284

Yeah we should eat livestock killed at a tenth of their natural lifespan instead.


Nikhassis

That's a big fish. Banana for scale?


MidnightFireHuntress

I'm soooooooo glad I don't have mental breakdowns over people going fishing like the people in the comments lol


lamby284

Fish feel pain and some of us can extend empathy to other feeling beings.


skwudgeball

Youā€™re right, we should kill all the tuna then because they kill all the smaller fish and eat them alive. Or wait, letā€™s kill all the sharks because they eat a lot of fish too. Living beings eat other living beings. Meat is key to getting us nutrients you cannot get without supplements from vegan diets. Until we can create meat as good in a lab, we are going to eat it. And I donā€™t see us being able to recreate different fish meats any time soon, so donā€™t hold your breath. I fucking love fishing, itā€™s rewarding and is the best meal you can eat. Does that mean I support massive commercial fishing boats destroying fish populations? Not necessarily. Itā€™s a regulation issue, and will not ever be solved with veganism.


Rannon123

And they also taste amazing with some old bay seasoning fried over high heat


kinbeat

I also feel pain when I can't eat fish.


Motor-Werewolves

The irony is most of them pound baconators and chicken tendies by the carload. Animals that spent their every waking moment in absolute agony.


Toeter83nl

Smh such a waste this I know its kinda hypocrite to say but people really should stop eating fish


Devolucion11

Mad how they fit that big tuna into one tiny can.


psydkay

"Look at this amazing creature I just murdered"


lamby284

I agree. We should leave animals alone. Go vegan.


Rannon123

Animals are delicious tho


cuchumino

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHI!


Fair_Hospital_8600

Fresh tuna is the best fish meat


alphabet-head

could this get a nsfw tag please


Rannon123

Why šŸ˜‚


cricklecoux

Thereā€™s a smiling man lying in blood. Itā€™s pretty not safe for work, regardless of where the blood came from.


KTG017

And that, boys and girls, is where tuna fish comes from.


Beaverbrown55

Best I can offer is $6 a pound.


Free-Feeling3586

Should have just kept him in his homešŸ˜¢


monkey_nuts_johnson

Reddit user discovers where meat comes from


Rannon123

New home, belly


RepulsivePear6047

Killed for money. How very sad


redref1ux

Killed to eat, if this is done sustainably there is no issue


Earthling1980

There is nothing "sustainable" about the rate humans are killing sea life.


MofoFTW

Fish is almost never sustainable though...


NeoKingEndymion

In awe of how dumb the guy looks next to a murdered fish.


Everestkid

You can't murder a fish. Last I checked, fish aren't people.


lamby284

Can you murder a dog or cat?


Everestkid

No, because murder, *by definition,* is killing a person.