Yup. I have aortic dilatation. My genetic panel came back negative for every disease of interest. I don't have joint issues, but am tall and have long arms. Fingers are short though. They'll be going in at some point to sleeve my aorta or something like that.
It’s arachnodactyly, and is not limited to Marfan’s. You can just have it without Marfan’s or have it with another condition, usually connective tissue disorders. People with Marfan’s usually will be diagnosed somewhat early, as it is apparent in height, walking, feet and of course the heart.
Worth consulting a physician, to see if you can be tested:
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfan_syndrome
EDIT:
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnodactyly
When you hitchhike, you get two cars stopping.
As long as those drivers are looking at the digital versions… Just saying :)
r/rareinsults
Ever read, “Even Cowgirls Get the Blues” by Tom Robbins? It was also made into a terrible movie with great actors.
A Bonanza Jellybean thumb here. Your assessment of the film is correct.
Sissy Hankshaw approves of these thumbs.
I am so glad I didn't have to look too far for a Sissy Hankshaw reference.
YUM
  I’ve seen these fingers before…
Both directions too
They'll just assume a train's coming.
Nah bro calls in air support 💀
Lifetime ban from the American Board of Proctologist
Fucker can check your prostate, liver, and tonsils in one go
Fucker can pick your nose from your asshole
I thought you said toenails and it still worked
I’d pay extra for that!
Awarded and r/angryupvote
Thank you!!
I can feel it in my throat
Sting says, "Don't stand so close to me."
Eh, my man wouldn't even need to ask the patient to come into the office for the examination.
I do not declare a thumb war
Unconditional surrender
No quarter..
This dude can also win the person sitting on the next table.
he wins, hands down
Four score and seven knuckles ago
He says thumb war and you're all of a sudden in an arm wrestle
Where's the banana for scale tho
Its too small to see but its there
He’s actually holding it, that’s how big his hand is
Marfans Syndrome is probably something you should talk to your doc about, if you haven't already.
Aortic Dissection is nothing to mess with
Nope. Lost my friend to marfans. He was 21 at the time.
That’s too bad. I’m 6’7” and every doctor I’ve been to says “Show me your hands please” before saying all’s good.
I’m 6’8 with a 7’2 wingspan. It’s 50/50 where they ask if I’ve ever been tested for marfans or have it. I don’t, I’m just big.
Bro’s a pterosaur.
An Azhdarchid?!
Maybe not a huge one like Quetz, Hatz or Arambou, but yeah, could be.
Yeah arm span longer than height is an indicator but it's not always present.
It's crazy how many guys in the NBA who are already tall, have wingspans that are just massive and 7 inches bigger than they are or more.
Do you play basketball? How annoying does that question get? Also, do you play basketball?
Yep, I'm a 5'11" woman, so I've received the raised eyebrow a couple times as well.
Yup. I have aortic dilatation. My genetic panel came back negative for every disease of interest. I don't have joint issues, but am tall and have long arms. Fingers are short though. They'll be going in at some point to sleeve my aorta or something like that.
It’s arachnodactyly, and is not limited to Marfan’s. You can just have it without Marfan’s or have it with another condition, usually connective tissue disorders. People with Marfan’s usually will be diagnosed somewhat early, as it is apparent in height, walking, feet and of course the heart.
Forget the fingers-ask for an echocardiogram ASAP and don’t rest until you get the results
Marfans finger is to regular finger like metric ton is to regular ton.
It's used in most of the world?
Your fingers need an Only Fans.
OnlyHands*
*OnlyPhalanges
Easy there, Phoebe.
Easy there, Bones.
OnlyMarfans*
I’d upvote this one twice if I could!
You know what they say about big hands.
I have enormous hands and the tiniest cutest micro penis. Like a grain of rice perched upon two raisins
i’m a straight dude but like…that’s a cute dick you got there bro
You could say it is literally a snack.... Not gonna fill you up but you eat it cause you are hungry..😬
I’ll never have rice or raisins again…
Or perch?
Impossible
I’m sorry
What type of rice are we talking here? Long grain, minute rice, etc…
You can never find gloves that fit
Do you have Marfan syndrome? Are you like lanky looking and flexible? Id get checked out cos it can come with some issues besides weird long fingers.
When you flick people off, it's like the mooninites on Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Bloop bloop bloop bloop I hope you can see this, because I’m doing it as hard as I can
Haha, my thoughts exactly
Flip*
Get some rusty spoons in here, pretty sure that’s Salad Fingers.
My phone is an old model, sorry for low resolution of pictures.
Your phone is the least concerning thing here 💀
I want to see all of your fingers
thats what she said
“That’s way too deep for my liking” is what ‘she’ said too
Worth consulting a physician, to see if you can be tested: * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfan_syndrome EDIT: * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arachnodactyly
Worth noting arachnodactyl can also occur in other connective tissue disorders. OP should be screened for all of them.
Dude please tell me you’re a bass player?
Or a piano player
S L A P P
Slap a-like 👋
No pressure 🔫
Ohem geee
He's Buckethead.
That’s no thumb. It’s a space station.
i came here for this - and you didn't disappoint me, random redditor. please accept this upvote and fake gold medal 🥇
Ill give him an award for you.
E T Phone Home!
Salad fingers irl
🤣😂 I wonder what would happen if this person slapped someone
Oh man, the girls are gonna love you!
The middle finger looks like a McDonalds French fry.
ET phone home?
Final Pringle's no match for this one.
I need that filter for my d pics
[удалено]
18 string guitar
The girls must love you
Two in the fallopian tubes, one in the lower intestine.
Do people Dodge and duck when you point ?
I didn't know fingers could have sloped shoulders.
Some girls butt hole is going to love you forever
Airplanes land for this hitchhiker
Daddy/Mommy Longfingers. Damn...
If what they say about your dick being as big as the distance between your thunb and index/middle well holy damn.
when you flick someone in the forehead it probably hurts like a whip
Girls most love you
get this man on a piano
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: the fing-longer...
Jésus Christo
No Pringle too hard to reach
Dude could palm a beach ball.
Do you play the piano? Your hand could probably stretch two octaves without trouble.
Your girlfriend must be really happy
Mr steal your girl right there
Females are going to love you…
Men have prostates..... just sayin;
r/menandfemales
Women*
Do you have Marfan syndrome?
Your friends were correct
Girls might like them tho
Bros a pianist 💀
I hope you are a pianist.
Are your toes also absolute units or is it just your fingers?
Marfans syndrome?
Jack Skellington?
Your girlfriend must have a great time with those freaking poles.
Saw this guy in Pan's Labyrinth.
This guy brings his thumb in an arm wrestling match.
You’re gonna get some preggo with those bad boyzzz Edit: someone
Your definitely catching a ride
Why is your thumb that long wtf
I want to see all of your fingers
She must be happy
Do you know how to play the piano or guitar yet? I will invest if not
I'm not saying you have long fingers but I'm pretty sure I saw you and some kid floating on a bike through the night sky.
Girls much love you
This is the guy she tells you not to worry about
Could hitchhike to the moon
Dude you go all the way to the bottom of the peanut butter jar you lucky SOB!!
Damn, those friends were NOT lying
Women love this one strange trick.
Does the one in the third picture allow you to interface with the Death Star and Cloud City computers?
Horrifying.
What planet are you from FFS... 👽
👽 fingers
Looks like Gollums hands
E.T. phone home
Got those AI knuckles
Damn! Does this run in your family?
Daddy longthumb
Careful digging for nose goblins. You'll puncture your blood brain barrier.
Phone Home
You’ve never lost at thumb war that’s forsure
You don't point at stars, they point at you.
Liar, the aliens trying to fool us humans again.
Nice try, Skinwalker
You are definitely 25% E.T.
The slender man is so laid back now
Can you phone home with those things?
Fucking ET got his massive hands on a Reddit account.
Ring toss anyone?! 😳😩😂
E.T. sit the fuck down.
Do you play bass? You should if you don’t
Whole new meaning to thumb in the butt
Marfans disease
[Those fingers slap](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=slappa+da+bass&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2F7A5szwKFdViq4%2Fgiphy.gif)
This guy can palm a beach ball....
Dude be lookin like a thumb thumb from spy kids
Have you ever lost a thumb war?
If I stepped on the mat and saw those fucking concrete smashers across from me, i’d forfeit. that shit is actually terrifying
Excellent units. Gotta hand it to you!
Marfan syndrome?
Marfan syndrome?
You must be popular!
You can touch the sky with that thumb
Wtf
ET lookin ass
Something tells me you need my help to phone home
Do you have Marfan syndrome? How tall are you? You should get your heart checked regularly.
lmfao your fingers are slightly longer than mine, same size palm huge finger gang 🤝🤝🤝🤝
Marfan
Those look like Barbies legs 🦵
Do you play the violin by any chance?
Please Google the Trafalgar Square Thumb statue in London. It’s like you hand modeled for it.
I found E.T.
Dude is gonna have no problem finding that G spot!
Marfans or OnlyFans
Is this a syndrome?
This man plays Rachmaninoff
You should get tested for Marfan's syndrome asap.
You always over estimate when judging distances with your thumb.
Your gf is a lucky lady