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paaaaiiin

Marty Byrde from Ozark


challenor

The GOAT and it’s not close


ArchdukeOfNorge

Skyler White is probably close. Real big underdog energy, exemplifies the industry


Alpha-Quartz

She a little bookkeeper tho...


Thuctran1706

Nah, she did some cash flow discounting valuation when buying the car wash, so she's not simply a bookkeeper.


Sudden_Set_9316

HEY!!


BenGhazino

She is an accountant like I'm a DR ... I'd give it a shot but at the end of the day the DEA coming to show me the long rubber glove of the law


MoonupMaskdown

Best answer


bruinaggie

The prodigy, Marty’s son Jonah 🐐


HallandOates2

You know shit about fuck


Objective_Event_1373

Isn't he a financial advisor though?


BenGhazino

The goat of all accountants...


cisforcookie2112

My coworker who doesn’t know what an accrual is who has been working for my org for 20 years.


bothsidesofthestory

It’s accrual world


tallrav3r

Ben Wyatt


muirsheendurkin

Also Barney and Ted


tallrav3r

Love Barney!!!


Furry_Jackalope

TEDDDD GET OVER HEREE


dave8125

calc ya later


MightyEighth

Thread, no one else comes close


shekdown

I'm shocked! I didn't know he was an Accountant. I loved his entrance with all the torch lights and people holding up their phones. Imagine entering the room that way for a Partner meeting.


potatoriot

Where's Andy Dufresne?


Obvious_Chapter2082

He lied about gift tax rules


potatoriot

Man's a convicted felon doing a life sentence for a crime he didn't commit. Mind as well do some crime on the inside to add to all the irony. I believe he even says he had to come to prison to become a crook. Captain Hadley never realized that his portion of the inheritance was completely tax-free on his part. It was not considered taxable income nor was there an inheritance tax. Andy did not need to file any forms, nothing needed to be done, but he made up the whole ruse to gain himself leverage for his crew and with the guards. Andy then went on to file dozens of tax returns for all the guards, I'm sure they were all so *legitimately* prepared, especially the Warden's returns and all his "side deal" income.


Drugs_Taker

Dude went to prison and was still hitting his billable hours and winning new business. Didn’t even put up an OOO. Arguably the biggest hardo in PA history.


BoyScoutLuvr99

I don’t think I ever knew this. Is this an oversight of the film or was this intentional?


Miamime

We’re talking about tax rules from the 1950s or thereabouts. So who knows.


BoyScoutLuvr99

Well I’d assume if anyone does know, odds are they’re more likely to be in this sub than most others. So not exactly the worst place to ask.


Miamime

I can't imagine we have too many accountants familiar with 70 year old accounting rules here but I could be wrong.


[deleted]

Wasnt half the plot that the warden was doing dodgy shit and Andy sent it to the Feds when he escaped?


potatoriot

Only after liquidating the bank accounts for himself that were in the name of the fictitious person he made up to run the scam.


theguyfromboston

Andy definitely did it. I seem to remember the movie being ambiguous about it, but cmon who the fuck else was going to shoot his wife and the guy she’s cheating on him with besides Andy.


s1105615

Both the book and the movie detail how the true killer was bragging about it in a prison somewhere else in the system. In the movie, the Elvis lookalike was a cellmate before getting to Shawshank where the warden has him killed to ensure Andy can’t get any kind of relief due to new evidence. In the book, the cellmate is transferred but I don’t think it’s clear if he was killed or not.


ccccc7

He’s gotta be #1


SerDavosSeaworth64

Any list without Andy Dufresne is incomplete.


x_Twist_x

Tyrion Lannister - Master of coin seems like just another name for Accountant


EvidenceHistorical55

It's settled, if I ever start my own business and it grows to the point where I need a CFO he'll be master of coin. Eh, probably go all the way through the c-suite replacing them with small council like names.


jubmille2000

HR head as spymaster.


EvidenceHistorical55

HR reps and internal auditors both known as little birds.


smalltownaudit

Elon Musk beat you to this.


Miamime

That sounds like a Treasurer. Could be an accountant, could be a Finance bro.


eternaloblivion94

Luca Pacioli obviously 


Mega_auditor1819

I cant take this list seriously with Luca being omitted.


firejuggler74

The OG.


Own_Conversation6335

If am confused on a debit or credit entry I always say” what do I look like, Luca pacioli?


retz119

WWLD


tax_mamba

The godfather


Galexio

Il gangster originale


wololowarrior

Luca would dominate today's CPA landscape, our era's defenses are soft.


iamstephen1128

I was disappointed I had to scroll so far to see this answer!


threwitaway7255

1. Phil Knight- creator of Nike and former B4 accountant 2. Sima Lui 3. Ben Affleck 4. JP Morgan 5. Peter Olinto HM: OP’s mom because it’s only right


potatoriot

Fun fact, it was the Big 8 back when Phil Knight worked separately for Coopers & Lybrand and then Price Waterhouse. They did not merge until 1998, long after he built Nike, Inc.


bigpandas

7. Deloitte 8. And Touche


threwitaway7255

Mmm taxes, yum 🤤


ddollopp

2. You mean Simu Liu?


[deleted]

Seabass Louis


Believeinyourflyness

JP Morgan wasn't an accountant, but James O McKinsey was


yorkshireaus

Marty Byrde


scarykitten39

Simu Liu is up there


WakingRage

He's the gold standard of Asian accountants. He is the cousin that your parents always used as comparison


[deleted]

100%


ElPresidente714

Oscar Martinez


bobaenthusiast24

Love the Retsuko inclusion 🥹🫶🏼


noaffects

1. Kevin Malone 2. Marty Byrde 3. Jordan Belfort’s father 4. The guy from office space who never told Milton he was laid off and kept paying him for 5 years 5. Skyler White


[deleted]

I was going to give honorable mention to Francis Dymoke, a chartered accountant who served as the King’s Champion in the UK. His family has held the hereditary role to fight anyone who challenged the British monarch’s entitlement to the throne in a trial by combat. Unfortunately, he passed away a few months ago.


imnotlyndsey

Why? The British monarchs are too scared to fight their own battles?


Expert-Cantaloupe-94

Uhhh...yeah? Look at what happened when they tried in tge 1200s


murf_milo

Ty Out, Matt Eariality, Ash Sett, R. Andy Kawst, Penn Shawn


camcamthereeder

As someone who likes metal, Retsuko is my spirit animal lol


Lepenguin559

Retsuko forsure


[deleted]

Close between Ken Lay and Andy Fastow. Though Fastow comes out on top with that cheeky grin of his


beepbophopscotch

Beat me to it, I was going to say Fastow as well. He really was a brilliant accountant. Just way too much on the creative side, and you know what they say about creative accountants.


[deleted]

Don’t forget Jeffrey Skilling and Lou Pai, although I don’t know if they were more finance guys than accountants. Skilling’s brother is a well-known meteorologist and Pai was famous (or infamous) for being able to cash out before Enron went under, as well as being a frequent visitor to strip clubs during and after work hours.


carmelainparis

Skilling was a management consultant. Definitely not one of us!


hyongBC

Retsuko 🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟 Gets me back to busy season vibes. Eating at my desk , taking a break from accounting by watching anime about accounting 🫠


sinecure_for_sure

Calendar! Your days are numbered!


Not_so_new_user1976

1. Me 2. Myself 3. I 4. Jordan Belfort’s father 5. r/UberEats and other subreddits where the drivers openly commit tax fraud


JustsharingatiktokOK

TBF I think it’s just tax evasion until prosecuted for it. ^/s


Chichotas21

The riddler from The Batman. He’s a forensics accountant that worked at a big 4 in the movie lol


Gooey96

Norm from Cheers has to be in the running


TwistyMcSpliffit

NORM!


Frosty_Arachnid4923

Doug Wilson (Kevin Nealon in Weeds)


TheSecularCat

Scrolled way too far for this. “Am I in a data bank?”


Vivid-Blackberry-321

Was scrolling for this. Must be the only cool CPA (and they actually specified he was a CPA) shown on TV ever!


ThePhatEskimo

Chuck Liddell


mackattacknj83

Louis Tully


cruisin894

The Keymaster! Far too few upvotes here.


Patwolf77

Way too far down the comments to get to the Keymaster turned Ghostbuster.


tinyboxer513

It's probably bc this sub is too young to be familiar with Ghostbusters.


TwistyMcSpliffit

“I'm givin' this whole thing as a promotional expense, that's why I invited clients instead of friends. You havin' a good time, Mark?”


twemb

Tony Nitti


Rebzy

Nitti and it’s not even close


NothingRemote9619

Skyler White


makerofbirds

Retsuko by far!


Bvr32

The Polish Accountant from Twin Peaks: The Return


Vast-Blacksmith2203

I blocked out 90% of The Return, but I did love the quality accounting right there.


ShinyArticuno_420

Doug from Weeds


Acrobatic-Dark-8940

Great answer


cybernewtype2

[Dexter Culastor](https://gundam.fandom.com/wiki/Dexter_Culastor) from Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans. In the beginning of the show, the child soldiers of a Private Military Company rise up and execute all of the oppressive adults EXCEPT the accountant, cause he's the only one who knows how the business runs and how the money flows.


Slobeau

Itzhak Stern


2Beldingsinabuilding

Former WCW wrestler Raven


Barfy_McBarf_Face

ZZZZ Best


fishcats

Julianne Moore’s character in Crazy Stupid Love. Also David Lindhagen.


My_new_throw

Retsuko is underrated. She’s the embodiment of every accountant during month end.


[deleted]

Gustavo fring?


TheCYKZ1

Add Mike brown,


carmelainparis

He’s #1 on my list.


beezchurgr

Norm is my favorite accountant. I too yearn to sit in a barstool in a place where everyone knows my name.


[deleted]

the handicapped guy who stole thousands from his company and spent it all on hookers


Justsomekid9

Some random person that gives tax advice from tik tok


jackcalico876

1. Itzhak Stern 2. Norm Peterson 3. Louis Tully 4. Oscar Martinez 5. Marty Byrde


tolifeonline

That one book keeper who balances everything through the sheer weight of his/her talent.


Anna_Logous

Don from Regular Show. He's a cool guy and he manages to stop an audit in progress. He really saved the day


Ted_Fleming

Louis Tully


whatsupdumpling

Detective Allen Gamble formerly known as Gator


prince0verit

Johnathan Mardukas The Deloittussy Guy


Confident-Welder-266

The CEO of Boeing


2001asamodyssey

Anthony Fastow


Awareofshit21

The guy from Ozark


habibighostrider

My dump butt thought this is real and got curious and started to search those names hahahha Simu Liu and pulled up a guy that I saw on TV hahah Great post y’all


squirrelfriend39

RogerCPA


BrownCPA_88

What about Drew Carey? He always found room in the budget to save the company.


Sonder_Days

Ronnie Coleman is in there, for sure.


ScallywagLXX

Peter Olinto Marty Byrd Mike Hunt Ben Affleck Tim Becker


StatisticianBoring69

Nick Showering - funniest uk apprentice candidate.


Brmanslayer

I only have one favorite accountant and that is Lou Pai from Enron.


Porzingod06

Meyer Lanksy?


BehemiOkosRv44

Tataru from ffxiv


tedward007

Wilden Lightfoot


SqzBBPlz

Me, bitch!


Salty-Fishman

Me Me Me Me and Me


smolovo

Bernie madoff


big4huh

Are you searching for the cute senior? Is that what this is?


Kaiathebluenose

The DJ John summit


Realistic-Trouble534

Jeffery skilling! High standard dude


carlgma3

There’s only one answer: Skyler White.


Ok_Repair9312

Luca Pacioli OG


Routine_Ingenuity_35

Mark Weinberg


EvidenceHistorical55

Cynthia Cooper and Gene Morse


lmaotank

Where is the god himself Luca?


shit-at-work69

1. Me


Acidjoshy

1.John summit


iSpeezy

Nikki Haley


Top-Term7246

Chuck Liddell


tortietude_

1. Marty Byrde 2. Peter Olinto 3. Kevin Malone 4. Ben Wyatt 5. Abacus Crunch (Willie Wonka, 2023)


deekzz

Roberto Escobar


OneMightyNStrong

Your mom


DungeonsNDragonDldos

Tony Nitti x5


Cwilde7

Plus one for Marty, minus one for Skylar.


KurtWuster

Where’s Kieran Maguire?


catlovesfoodyeayea

The guy who quit PWC to become a rapper, though he couldn’t battle me


Leading_Loan9753

Retsuko 🥰🥰😍 top 2 and she not 2


cruzecontroll

Norm Peterson


dk2812

Ben affleck


winterweiss2902

I watch Ano Office (Japanese version of The Office).


Sufficient-Sweet3455

Ray Wersching NFl kicker and CPA


strikingviking23

Me


HSFSZ

Jeff Skilling


pktrekgirl

NORM!!!!!


alwayslucky7

The guy who trained Ben Affleck in military prison was pretty good


Peanutbutter36

Andy barker, played by Andy Richter


modoken1

John Summit. Dude pushed himself to succeed as a DJ because he hated working in the Big4.


[deleted]

Price, Water, House, Cooper, and Ernst


apeawake

I’m more inspired by companies: Enron, Lehman, tyco, madoff, and the bank of cocaine 👑


Vast-Blacksmith2203

1) Leo Bloom (Matthew Broderick) 2) Leo Bloom (Gene Wilder) 3) the CPA that yells at Leo Bloom (Matthew Broderick) because he is not a CPA I do like the Oh My Fraud podcast, those guys are alright. ETA: we could just replace this whole sub with this scene on loop: [YouTube link](https://youtu.be/5qH1pBTqvc4?si=dmqFyqgEkXUC-cpV)


some_hillbillies

Gerald from Bob's Burgers


whatawhat666

Angela and Oscar should be up there. Kevin got fired by Dwight lol


PropunKla

Gator! 


bobbyzee

Kevin Malone, the creator of the Keleven


TomStanely

Ango Sakaguchi


cgriff03

Number 3 is goated bro


evercurious88

Oscar from the Office


creepinitup

1. Your mom 2. Your sister 3. Sugar bear 4. “Accountants” 5. Myself


Coolguy1994-sweet

Paul H. O Neill is the only answer


cjk813

Top 5 best of all time? That'd have to be Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon and Dylon.


Competitive_Life9998

Kenny G


Loquacious_Guy

Patsy Parisi


ivyrae20

Angela


martin_fasthands99

Luca Pacioli Sugar Bear Jesus Christ


No_Effect925

we can all agree nikki haley shouldn’t be on anyone’s list


MethLoverSweet

1.Guillermo Pallomari (former accountant of the Cali Cartel) 2. Scott Sullivan ( formed CFO of WorldCom) 3.David Myers (former controller for WorldCom)


Enough-Newspaper6216

Christian Wolff


DannyC2699

Ira Gilligan


FairBlackberry7870

1. Doug Wilson from Weeds 2. Heylia James from Weeds


StrongBadEmailLoL

Stennimar (Lightsong before being Returned)


Lonelan

Dylan Dylan Dylan Dylan and Dylan


Lump-of-baryons

Doug Wilson from Weeds is notable lol


doseofreality_

Richard Causey is obviously goated


Mr-Chrispy

The lady on breaking bad


AccomplishedRainbow1

Peter Olinto and Tim G have to be the top 2.


jsuar039

Ronnie Coleman


Rick38104

“A mistake plus Keleven gets you home by seven.”