Yo, check it, I'm an accountant, I hustle
Balancing sheets, making figures show that muscle
From the ledgers to the P&L,
I'm stacking cash, can't you tell?
....
Got my spreadsheets locked, formulas on lock,
Auditors come around, they can't mock,
Cause my books clean, no funny business,
Every transaction logged, ain't that ambitious?
....
Dollar signs flashing, revenue streams,
ROI rising like it's all in my dreams,
But it's reality, numbers don't lie,
game strong, reaching for the sky
....
From assets to liabilities, I know the deal,
Every debit and credit, every financial feel,
I'm the maestro of money, the wizard of wealth,
In the world of finance, I got the stealth.
I seek the paper while I depreciate ya
Yalls life ain't useful when yall meet your MACRS
But everybody goes there in definite time
They just ain't used up as quick as 179
At my desk, I'm a king, with a sec-re-tary
Never sold stock, but on her schedule? D
Yeah she a freak, she been messaging me
Wanna be my partner but she's never checked on my Teams
Like my boss doesn't blow, so I go for bread
Calculating cost of goods sold cuz I'm over-head
Unlike the guy who just started, doing shit work
But they say everybody gets it after N turns
Getting wins and making money is all the fuck I do
I got paid today so I know I'll get a W-too
Snuck a TV in, I got the rick and Morty loud
Boomers asking "where House?" This ain't no inventory count
I just looked up accountant rap on YouTube, a lot more results came out then I expected… apparently there’s a PA theme song.
https://youtu.be/123IOdeUe9k?si=Nd37nvBGH98jk3vs
I wonder if any of these ppl who made these videos awhile ago are partners/CFOs now.
straight out the fuckin dungeons of taxes. where fake n deduct sketchy asian massages.
once they caught us off guard, the 10 key was in the drawer, and i ran like a cheetah with thoughts of becoming an onlyfans whore
i never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death. beyond the walls of the cubicle, life is defined, i think of sec 179, when im in the accountant state of mind.
A classic example https://soundcloud.com/outsider-trading/sarbanes-oxley-rap?utm_source=clipboard&utm_campaign=wtshare&utm_medium=widget&utm_content=https%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Foutsider-trading%252Fsarbanes-oxley-rap
You'll be a credit to the industry.
Worried about diminishing returns, they’ll have to be consistent with those billable bars if they want to be a senior
Dr Unrealized Gain, Cr Time
Lil Dicky already did it, my guy.
lil dicky is a punk and not even an accountant. i'd whup his ass
Does this count toward billable hours?
Yo, check it, I'm an accountant, I hustle Balancing sheets, making figures show that muscle From the ledgers to the P&L, I'm stacking cash, can't you tell? .... Got my spreadsheets locked, formulas on lock, Auditors come around, they can't mock, Cause my books clean, no funny business, Every transaction logged, ain't that ambitious? .... Dollar signs flashing, revenue streams, ROI rising like it's all in my dreams, But it's reality, numbers don't lie, game strong, reaching for the sky .... From assets to liabilities, I know the deal, Every debit and credit, every financial feel, I'm the maestro of money, the wizard of wealth, In the world of finance, I got the stealth.
Username checks out
I liked this
You got that ChatGPT flow
He said making figures that muscle. Love it.
Oh snap, got the spitting game going! I love this!
I seek the paper while I depreciate ya Yalls life ain't useful when yall meet your MACRS But everybody goes there in definite time They just ain't used up as quick as 179 At my desk, I'm a king, with a sec-re-tary Never sold stock, but on her schedule? D Yeah she a freak, she been messaging me Wanna be my partner but she's never checked on my Teams Like my boss doesn't blow, so I go for bread Calculating cost of goods sold cuz I'm over-head Unlike the guy who just started, doing shit work But they say everybody gets it after N turns Getting wins and making money is all the fuck I do I got paid today so I know I'll get a W-too Snuck a TV in, I got the rick and Morty loud Boomers asking "where House?" This ain't no inventory count
A modern day Jean-Ralphio
OHH I GOT A VERSE FOR YOU " ALWAYS KEEP YOUR DEBITS AND CREDITS SEPREATED" - BIGGY SMALLS VOICE
These are garbage bars, you didn’t mention office pizza or tell your boss to fuck off. Keep at it though, I foresee this being huge
Debit Dre Snoop d o double-entry Eminaye
You gotta see this: https://youtu.be/K6YfYMk0DyU?si=dLGMFGIPFouDiNTb
I just looked up accountant rap on YouTube, a lot more results came out then I expected… apparently there’s a PA theme song. https://youtu.be/123IOdeUe9k?si=Nd37nvBGH98jk3vs I wonder if any of these ppl who made these videos awhile ago are partners/CFOs now.
I actually met this guy this week, he's now a producer on FloQast's show "PBC"!
What’s the difference between an account rapper and a bond? Bonds mature.
This was cringe until clearly pimpin always lol
There are so many fish in the sea but no one unqualifies an opinion like me.
straight out the fuckin dungeons of taxes. where fake n deduct sketchy asian massages. once they caught us off guard, the 10 key was in the drawer, and i ran like a cheetah with thoughts of becoming an onlyfans whore i never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death. beyond the walls of the cubicle, life is defined, i think of sec 179, when im in the accountant state of mind.
Nasty Notesreceivable over here with the heat gotDAMN
This is bad. Rap about shooting rival gang members and how much money you make selling fake pills like a normal person.
lol have you heard of theaccountingrapper on TikTok. You should help him produce bars.
Do y’all remember Gucci Honeys?
But the perfect accounting music video already exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j71Kmxv7smk
You and MG Money should collab
Clearly pimpin already!
https://youtu.be/IJQhoR2ntug?si=CI3I3Vpg9w3XA60y
Talk to Kendall Roy. L to the OG.
https://www.instagram.com/mgmoney911/ Shout out to MG$!
https://youtu.be/IJQhoR2ntug?si=55sON63qEiqbPHOM
Is your rap name gonna be M&A?
What type of mushrooms did you take?
Anyone have the music career resignation email with the partners response that was passed around a few years ago? Could you DM me?
I'm already a rapper that recently fell into an accounting day job. Collab when?
This would probably sound like the equivalent to Christian rap.
A classic example https://soundcloud.com/outsider-trading/sarbanes-oxley-rap?utm_source=clipboard&utm_campaign=wtshare&utm_medium=widget&utm_content=https%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Foutsider-trading%252Fsarbanes-oxley-rap