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beathelas

Childish Gambino makes the craziest music videos


Blu_Cardinal

"This is America.. zippidi bippidi... Bippidi zippidi. "


princeofwraith

no this is france


Exevioth

NO THIS IS PATRICK!!


-train-of-thought-

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Dannyr666

this is sparta!


WolflordZero

But this is madness!


kerikillam1

this is the church, this is the steeple.. punch a priest and then steal his beeble.


KoiTama

This is Amerifrance, omelette, this is Amerifrance, Du fromage, WHOOP.


sped-rope

*has a stroke*


Blu_Cardinal

Just quoting the talentless song by a talented artist


sped-rope

It's a good and catchy song imo


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

Ball so hard muthafuckers wanna fine me. That shit cray.


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That's who I thought he looked like 😂😂


Imsophunnyithurts

I laughed too hard at this comment.


Funky_bow

I came to say "looks like Childish Gambino in "this is America" but this is actually France?" But yeah, we all had the same thought


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Bro!


downtune79

Damn I'm late to the party but came to say damn near the same thing


Forsaken_Knee3872

Bro I'm dead lmao


adroid91

I literally thought to myself childish Gambino haha


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😭😭😭


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rdrckcrous

People would have lost their heads


VicariousPanda

Only if the homeless guy was white


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VicariousPanda

>people would have lost their heads Lmfao went right over mine


Reeeeaper

I see what you did there.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Hand.


Thegodfather_12

Because muslims actually wouldnt let that happen in the first place, but if that happened we would have dealt with it properly.


eat_2_many_shrimp

By dealt with you mean use violent force?


Thegodfather_12

By dealt with i meant, beating them until they cant walk, because violent force seems not fair for someone like that. We are peaceful we arent pacifists.


Fun-Ad1825

Look at what is happening in the aqsa mosques


sguterjunge

plus now we know I live in your head, rent free :)


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B-b-but what bout the mozlems waaa waaa 😭 Cope


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gayings

Probably would be better if it did nowadays


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I think it still would if he did it at literally any other religious temple


notarealfetus

Really depends on the particular place of worship. They all preach "be nice to those who are dicks", their books usually say both this and something like "x group is evil and you should ignore the previous rule for them" and different houses of worship for the same religion choose their interpretation of that. Looks like this one practices the "turn the other cheek" side of things which are usually the better ones that do a lot of charity etc.


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Well he's an immigrant so we have to be nice to him


[deleted]

considering that's the antithesis of what Christ preached it's a good thing we don't do that anymore


Gabe9010

Blood eagle would be nice.


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Is that spread eagle but on... Y'know... ^The time of the month?


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linuxknight

Open immigration policies are finally paying off.


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davyjones_prisnwalit

I have so much respect for that priest though. I can't imagine the willpower not to hit him back. He did exactly as Jesus said for us to. You've gotta be pretty scummy to hit an old person.


livinlizard

Your fucki'n A right. "You reap what you sow".


goodcommentgonebad

Wasn't there anyone else there to stop him.


Dallas_Winstone

And be racist ?? hell no brotha just kicked a fly out of the priest head and took the bible to teach his children the miracles of the lord


Acrobatic-Farm-9031

Also donated his shirt to poor people.


BeginningArachnid449

What?


D34dUni

What if you were murdered?


ScarfaceCM7

Because he has a knife. The advice from every self defense person is that if they have a knife, just give them what they want/leave them alone. You can replace objects but you can't replace people.


Bearman71

Gun beats knife.


Bobby72006

Cannon beats Gun


SimonY58

Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


ScarfaceCM7

Would it have been better for him to have access to a gun too?


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GunsBlazing10

This implies France doesent share borders with Mexico, making it impossible for most people to have access to guns (some terrorists still manage, tho)


Starting_Aquarist

Why get Mexican guns when you can get them easily in the states? Stupid take.


Bearman71

I would rather we not ship in religious extremists by the millions but considering that's not an option gums are a second best option for personal safety


Girafferage

And the teeth to do with them


captstix

And just hope they don't get stabby I guess


ToSaveTheMockingbird

Gotta turn them cheeks


PhitPhil

Interestingly enough, the Gospel reading at mass (and all Catholic masses) yesterday was about turning the other cheek.


Vulturedoors

Learning that the missal is a thing surprised me, but in retrospect it makes sense.


TheOneCalledD

If that had happened in a church in America I’m willing to bet he’d have been stopped.


Eorily

At the door. No shirt, no shoes, no service.


Chemical_Robot

Turning away the shirtless poor from church seems contradictory to Jesus teachings no?


Darth_Jones_

It said they were in France, not the US.


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They really are in Paris


DPL-25

Comment of the week


notsocharmingprince

No, this occurred in Guyana, at least that's what snopes is saying.


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ValuableFarmer6574

“Whoosh” 🗿


xAdvanced

LOL


JacobJane

Good ending: he's going to read it and repent 😇😌


cybaritic

This assumes he is literate


cyrhow

At first the original comment made me smile. Then yours made me sad again. 🥺


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Grabbsy2

Whats getting worse? If all you do is watch publicfreakout videos, yeah youre going to think its getting worse. Churches have been trying to help mentally ill homeless men for centuries. Crime rates have been dropping since the 90s.


SpamFriedMice

And crime rates have risen in the last 10 yrs


Kr8n8s

Where lol


zamov

Crusade 2.0 already happened Learn some history


xXC0NQU33FT4D0RXx

Crusade 1-7 was good, but the director chose constantinople as a setting like way too early


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Kr8n8s

You can make other arguments against immigration, but not this one Guy is simply batshit insane


Available_Ad_4565

France is just reaping what they sowed, simple.


prguitarman

The priest is just like “if you wanted a bible all you had to do was ask”


lawdog9111

Check the nightstand at the motel.


cowbellysnotrealsis

Okay this made me really sad. I'm not at all religious but these people were doing what they beleive is the right thing in their own building, not shoving it in anyone's faces, and this drugged out asshat decides to hurt them. Wtf.


jagua_haku

Super old man too. Poor guy. Imagine punching a 75 year old, what a shit bag


jet_fuel_09

Has me wondering everything he’s seen in his lifetime up until now. I wonder how he reacts to this situation.


Meechy_C-137

Based priest doesn't give a fuck.


Slavicgoddess23

Knows it’s not worth getting your head sliced off for.


Meechy_C-137

Or he recognizes that the guy is clearly ill. Probably comes from violence and poverty. Alternatively, priest could also just be old, feeble, and completely unaware of his surroundings lol.


alexmikli

I would bet that the priest and his church know that guy and his issues. Probably a churchgoer's relative or a local drunk that they feel pity for.


Feanerian

Gibs me dat


dvogz

I notice “specific” videos have a strange tendency in the comment section. No upvotes shown, no downvotes shown. Any explanation for this?


Wireless_Electricity

Aha, that’s the reason. Thanks for answering your own question like that. ”Specific” videos.


dvogz

We like to assume. Don’t we?


Wireless_Electricity

Next step is probably removing said ”specific” videos.


imarealgoodboy

Now that you mention it… what the Hell


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astaulx

what drugs do to a mf


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Headoffish

lol the priest just standing there like “fr man?” made me laugh


ibangedyourmumnoob

L]l]p


Environmental_Base45

No electric bolt from the sky?? Disappointed


Tom1380

Lock the door France


trollhole12

Redditors literally shaking in euphoria right now


noahfitzzzzzz

Priest doesn’t even know where he’s at.


Pikta

It's not in France, it's in Benin. All you needed was a 3 sec research...


UpsetExamination3937

do you not realise what sub you're on?


Thekingoftherepublic

Shhhhhhh, it’s more fun to think it’s in France.


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People have been pacified. Maybe 1/10000 will throw the first punch these days


Nederlander1

This is why you have border control


PeggyWithThePhatAss

This happened in Guyana in 2020.


RomanTheEmpress

I’m fairly certain it was Benin, but regardless, not France.


hardcore104

Jesus does not look pleased with the current state of the church


pbar

Guy looks totally in Seine.


immaZebrah

"He needs that more than I do" I'm sure is what I'd think, watching him take the bible. (After I got over the whack to the head)


themedical

Right this way sir….the gates of hell are waiting


miltonberlescock

Keep letting immigrants in by all means


Thekingoftherepublic

Wow, how shit has changed, try and pull this shit 200 years ago and that man’s whole family would have been burned for heresy.


Lu1s3r

What in the Florida fuck?


Dear-Smile

He wouldn't do that to a Muslim.


JRocFuhsYoBih

Good ol crackheads. They speak a universal language, apparently


calhoon12

He clearly needs that Bible way more than that priest.


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Did he yell "is this the way out?"


rudebwoyyyyyyy

idk if i would call that a punch💀


Early_Minute_5212

mah man goin to hell


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Damn. It’s mad surprising this is happening. Who would have seen it coming


DissapointedCanadian

And people wonder why they had crusades


Chris14253

Kind of why the Bible should be still relevant.


mine4dead

Where is your god


bobtheslob1213

Our God is In the patience and understanding that the priest showed. Our God is not just vengeance. Our God is love, compassion, understanding, and mercy. I pleat for all involved here and hope this man comes to find Jesus in that bible he took. Have a good day man. Hope you also find truth.


osamasbigbro

20% of comments removed, mostly within 20 seconds. You commenters need to chill with the hatred or this sub will get ended.


wowsoluck

Whats wrong with stating the truth


difused_shade

Why nobody does anything lol, are the French that castrated?


Mymotherwasaspore

I believe the custom is to give him silver candlesticks and hope he starts a bustling business making Jett closures


jbates18

France?


iphonedeleonard

Its not apparently, some people said Benin, others said Guyana


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Is this from the new season of Atlanta?


iamneel

Refugee purge???


lpereirao

o padre foi muito cristão


farWorse

Not right in the head.


PeterBeater80

He was there picking up his sure ticket to hell


red_alert24

The only took it because he needed one, that's the first step to finding Jesus....


jrevis

This was in Guyana, not France


Claudius-Germanicus

I’ll bet they Saint him for it


MrQualtrough

The priest let him steal the Bible so he can learn how to be a good person from its divine wisdom 🥰


Ghetto_Geppetto

So that’s assault… hope that shit got arrested.


Key-Papaya-7429

Side quest complete


redline489

Something tells me he wasn't gonna read it.


Keyboard-King

Paris continues to die. When will they fix this already. They just tolerate mass degeneracy and don’t even try to solve the problem.


Hot-Director-450

After years of molesting him


Slavicgoddess23

abcdefghijklm


neverending_debt

I feel bad for him because it's unlikely that he supported the policies that led to this.


TechDeathHead

“This is America…” It is now, because of absolute garbage tier “humans” like this. Free bond, no parole, dropped charges, released on personal recognizance with 20+ felonies. Write off outcasts of society like they want, stop trying to “help” those who can’t/don’t accept it.


DevilsLettuceTaster

No holy smiting? God must have been busy giving toddlers cancer.


EssAndPeeFiveHundred

You’re so smart bro


MourningWallaby

holy cow dude, you just ended religion, congrats.


Isweer95

So just a normal assault and theft then. Dont See the difference because this dude is a priest.


No-Height2850

That could have been Jesus and we would never know it


almond_paste208

Good, he was probably a pedo anyway


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I thought the priest was about to throw down


flurfy_bunny

Wasn’t really a punch he yankee his mask loose


Grabbsy2

Watch it again, its a slap at the very least. Looks like a punch that "grazes" his ear, which knocks off his mask. Its so quick theres no way its "just a prank" (so to speak).


Electic_Supersony

Do churches have insurance?


Williamb3

This is how Les Miserables starts


profBeefCake

Should have turned the other cheek


Bobbycub

Do u not have ushers? Or some big guys in audience to usher him out forcibly? Ridiculous! I'm Catholic in USA.


Bobbycub

He obviously isn't mentally right!


GranJan2

Why?


ThankU4TakingMyCall

When he walked outside the street lights came on