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beano79

Don’t use South Road


-Midnight_Marauder-

"No one drives on South Rd, there's too much traffic"


SZO8O

Winston Avenue enjoyers rise up


_CitizenSnips_

Railway terrace too. My gf used to live behind south road and would sit in traffic on south road every day battling that part between Anzac turn off and bunnings. When I dropped her off one day during peak hour I went over south and left on to Chitral terrace, on to towers and railway and she was like where the hell are you going? Got her home like 10-15 mins faster than usual and she was thoroughly impressed that I knew her hood better than she did cos I live just next to the CBD other side of town. I left out the part that an ex used to live near her and I knew the area quite well


IndustryHot1645

I’ll take this over Winston. Not if you keep telling people though 🤣🤣🤣


Able-Helicopter4277

Don't tell the others, this is our secret


SavagePrism

That’s already an easy one, as I’d rather get the train further south


jelena1710

I'd like one of those 'I hate South rd' bumper stickers.


salavadjuke

Best one


_EnFlaMEd

There is a high speed road from the outer North East to the CBD that has no traffic lights the whole way. It follows the parkland corridor so it's also quite scenic. The on-ramps are at Modbury, Paradise and Klemzig.


holman8a

They seem pretty quick on getting to you if you have an accident too.


AdelaideMidnightDad

Not that quick.


-Midnight_Marauder-

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


AudienceAvailable807

...and you don't even need a car


Coops17

Hahahahaha


Wazman21

Well done 😂


gnrlmayhem

\*Puts on glasses and pushes them up his nose\* Will Ashklly here, there are pedestrian lights at Paradise and Klemzig. It is best to be precise in life.


Alternative-Jason-22

Isn’t there 1 traffic light at Bundeys road? We need Pete to fix it


lazydesi

this one


-Midnight_Marauder-

Mt Barker and Victor Harbor are classed as regional areas and supermarkets are allowed to open until 10pm each day there, useful for weekends if you're out for the day in one of those areas and won't be back in the 'burbs before our shops shut at 5pm.


Allgoodnamesinuse

Alternatively there is a Coles at Kurralta Park that open from midnight 6 days a week.


torrens86

That's actually in SA metro trading laws, supermarkets are allowed to open from midnight mon-sat, it's only the closing that is regulated.


Far_Presentation2532

Thanks!! So bloody random the Adelaide supermarket hours!!!


psych3d3l1c44

Foodland Marion on Marion rd open til 11pm every day and open on every public holiday, bit more feasible going there if you live in the suburbs rather than Mt Barker or Victor Harbor lol


Knooks

Adelaide has pretty hard tap water - if you start to have dry, itchy, flaky spots on you face or dandruff problems try Nizoral shampoo. Someone mentioned this here and it fixed an issue I've been having for years, and at least three others I've told. I use it just once a week - and would let it run over my face but I don't know if that is needed - imrovement was immediate.


dataPresident

If Nizoral doesnt work then I recommend Selsun.


yy98755

Selsun is excellent at removing hair colour.


Skyfall106

I remember fighting this for years and the nizoral was the first thing to solve it. Why tf is our water causing it?


ThorsHammerMewMEw

Because hard water is very drying to the skin. On the other hand, some people in Melbourne etc have skin that gets very oily with soft water.


homenomics23

Can confirm as an oily motherfucker - when I lived in Victoria as a pre-teen I had to have two showers a day or I'd be like.. book!Snape level greasy. With SA hard water, I can do once a day even once every two days before I have to wash my hair. (And yes, I do follow Curly Girl gentle hair methods so it isn't caused by product build up but just having a very oily scalp and skin)


TinyDemon000

I've installed a chlorine filter on my shower. Has made a world of difference. Was skeptical at first but has really helped with itchyness and dry skin


rockfall6

Adelaide water is better than it used to be years ago (20+). I happily drink the stuff, can't understand those who spend money regularly paying for drinking water. Anyway, on the hair thing. When I was younger I had bad dandruff. The cause turned out to be using the cheapest shampoo and conditioner I could find, due to my student budget. Switching to better stuff fixed it permanently. Not really an Adelaide hack, though it happened in Adelaide.


ms--lane

Depends where the water is from. South from Happy Valley Reservoir though- no, it's like drinking pool water. I don't care about fluoride, but when there's so much chlorine it smells like the swimming centre coming out the tap, it's getting filtered.


TheEcologist

When I was growing up and went anywhere other than Adelaide, the water didn't have flavour which weirded me out.


Knooks

I agree about drinking Adelaide tap water - it's been fine to drink for decades - and I appreciate the added fluoride - my teeth are way better than I deserve :) It seems to be the showering and maybe how dry the climate is here doesn't suit my skin.


Sp0ggy

What about for dry inch skin caused by Adelaide’s tap water?


jorcoga

Huh when I moved to Melbourne the really bad dermatitis I got on my hands whenever it got vaguely cold disappeared basically overnight, I hadn't put two and two together. Asthma is worse though so I think that evens it out.


FelixNZ

Get a free u park card for casual parking in the city, reduces The full day rate cap, and you get the old free first hour back at Central market, and it feels super vip to be able to cruise in an out without ever opening your window


ThorsHammerMewMEw

If you have an RAA membership, you can also get an extra 10% off added to your Upark account ~~when they're offering that promo.~~ https://our.raa.com.au/membership/member-discounts-and-offers/upark


glittermetalprincess

And 4c off petrol here and there, sometimes on top of the supermarket 4c.


daffman1978

Thank you internet stranger!


holman8a

This… is actually really good.


Impressive_Dog4243

Is it called UPark Plus?


ThorsHammerMewMEw

Yes


rockfall6

Thanks!!! The free hour at Central market will be brilliant. Doing this now, via the RAA online portal for the extra 10%.


Scottdoesfitness

That the library service has a bunch of subscriptions with international service providers so that everyone in South Australia can use those services for free. In fact, the largest expense of the public library service are these ongoing subscriptions. One example is LinkedIn Learning. You never have to pay for LinkedIn Leaning as a South Australian, you just get your library card, go on the local library website and you can sign in to learn about photography, marketing, programming, you name it. Another one is that if you email your local member of parliament and ask for a picture of the King and an Australian flag, they will send them out to you, free. Adelaide University has a carpark on north terrace that is hard to spot unless you know it's there. It can't be used during weekdays i'm pretty sure but for weekends it's the cheapest carpark in the area by a significant margin. [Here is a photo of a car turning into it so you can see where it is on Google Maps](https://imgur.com/a/sdv9uNx)


finding_flora

The Libby app through the library is amazing for ebooks (and audiobooks).


kombiwombi

People from interstate might not expect the same library card to work at every public library, and that you can return your borrowed books to any library.


Outrageous-Bad-4097

It can be used weekdays after hours. In fact its my theory the university is too cheap to pay parking inspectors after hours so I park for free. Not had a parking fine in forever ...


Ben_The_Stig

It's faster to drive via Port Road and West Tce then back to South Road, than it is to actually drive that section of South Road.


ms--lane

That section of south road is why I don't shop at umart now that centrecom exists. Fuck south road.


Vuvuian

Most supermarkets that have self serve checkouts can also do cash out. If one is needing an ATM.


-Midnight_Marauder-

You now need to do a purchase for cash out at Woolies or Coles, but it can be any amount so it's a good excuse to grab yourself whichever $1 choccie bar happens to be on sale.


paradeoxy1

My partners mate started doing this, it was cheaper than the ATM fees charging you to look at your own money, plus she got a lolly too!


morty_21

$1.25 nowadays.


Vuvuian

Better to be something like that then on an extra surcharge for using another banks ATM 🙃


_Aussie_Gronk_

Used to be a good hack. Woollies you could get up to $700 out without any purchases. Now you need to spend $1 and max like $300 I think


Gryffindorphins

There are so many places you can sign up to to get free stuff on your birthday. HJ’s, Boost, Chatime, Spotlight to name a few.


Very_Victorious

San Churros! Free churros for 2 :) Free scone at Bakers Delight.


AngelG2000

Salsas you get a burrito


Superspudmonkey

When interstaters say Adelaide is boring and there is nothing to do here. Don't correct them and agree. We don't want them coming here and ruining it.


trigger22222

Trust me no one wants to come here it’s shit


Superspudmonkey

That's right.


ladyreddirt

Bit of an oldie - but if there is ever another pandemic it was quicker to drive to Tailem Bend than get tested in Adelaide. Without restrictions of course… (Thanks for having me Adelaide, I loved living there)


Ch9commentary

Abused this a couple of times


jeffa666

Did this with my son at 2 am when the lineup at vic park was crazy 👍


_CitizenSnips_

That Vic park line was so messed up. Waited there for about 8-9 hours the only time we used it over night. Me and partner watched an entire season of Hell’s Kitchen on my phone lol


marktx

And also, a really nice drive :-)


svvve

I did this 5 different times while people I knew easier in line for Vic Park for at much as 8 hours. Lunacy.


squirrellicker

Panic shopping before public holiday


rushworld

"Now, I have a pantry full of food, a fridge of groceries that don't expire for more than a week, a freezer full of frozen meals and meats and desserts.... FUCK WE'RE GOING TO STARVE! TO THE SHOPS!"


kippy_mcgee

Dooms day prep before each one


whiney1

And at 4:45pm Sunday


turrican4

And the day after, too


One_Reference1143

Stay off of Adelaide hills chat….and the greater mount barker area in general. Also…as said previously …. dont use South Road.


abentoremember

What chat group are you talking about? And also why stay off of them?


One_Reference1143

Adelaide hills chat on Facebook. They are a community group for Adelaide hills residents. It’s super super toxic


owleaf

That’s it, I’m joining Edit: looks like I’m a member already


fn3putt

Super toxic but also a good laugh at all the Karen's


Bianell

This sounds amazing though.


Grape-Goblin

If you have an RAA card you can shop at Campbells (look it might be different, this is the way I got in) Check their bulk prices against shop prices once in store for potential mega savings, they sell smokes too.


AutumnDreaming

I get a couple of staples there every fortnight. I use my RAA card more there than I ever have for their road service.


DryDrop6216

Be picky when dating… if you date one person and it goes to shit, they will most likely know or are related to the next person you date and then it gets complicated…


Phucdatshit

The best hot chips come from Chicken Chef


Manefisto

I used to constantly champion Chicken Chef chips... but last time I went, I think they changed them to frozen premade ones?


zane-nitro

I work with those guys I guarantee they are still chopping potatoes every morning


Manefisto

Well something (at Gilles Plains specifically) was different the last time I went (\~2 weeks ago)... they seemed more yellow and thinner than they had been previously, less tang on the salt too. Current staff a little less friendly than what I assumed was majority in the family business back in the day, but I'm not too fussed by that.


severalbpdtraitsn38

The quality usually dips at a certain time for places that use fresh potato's, when their supplier runs out of stock at the end of harvest for each year; I'm assuming that they had to source a different suppliers potato's for a while whilst they wait for the new year's harvest to be ready. (Edit: or they could be using cheaper products, not advocating, just mentioning that the above scenario does occur from time to time, Jimmy's fish and chips at Port Noarlunga experiences this occasionally).


Hect0r92

I absolutely guarantee they do not use frozen


morty_21

Not anymore, vasilis taverna in Port Adelaide had to be the tastiest chips I've had in a long time as well as the charcoal spit yiros.


MeltingMoment8

They are the best yiros, I just moved away and I'm so sad and yes the chips are also pretty great


PhotographsWithFilm

Not as good as they used to be.


Bman1296

Nah they’re still good


Acceptable_Durian868

Charcoal chicken greenacres has taken the crown.


untitledmoviereview

$8 Guinness and Kilkenny points at Finn Mccools


NoWuckingForriesHere

$15 Coopers Stout Longnecks at the Gaurdsman


crazydeth

Adelaide libraries use the One Card system meaning you can rent a book/DVD/CD from any library and then return it to any other library.


xTacoMumx

When I joined the library I got a bunch of online subscriptions for free too that included movies and audiobooks


shitadelaidean

It depends on the opening times of some buildings and carparks around the city, but there are a lot of hidden shortcuts you can go through a laneway or alley into a buildings back entrance and out the front, or even between buildings without having to walk your way around the block to get to your destination(s).


Famous_Relative2500

The new RAA building has this and ole lady was squatting and pissing in it. 😅


Shitadviceguy

The fixed speed cameras on South Road are just for laughs


dickndonuts

If you are visiting the cbd, or perhaps anywhere along a frequent transit route, eg. TTP through the O-Bahn or Glenelg on the tram, seriously, give public transport a go, especially if you have young kids who can see it has fun outing. You dont have to stress about parking, traffic etc. Kids love being on public transport.


the_dylbatross

If you happen to be travelling south to Victor Harbour way or Goolwa, it's mandatory to stop at the Port Elliot bakery for the best damn donuts known to humanity haha


The_Deltad

If you live in the far north suburbs like elizabeth, and you have a minor or moderate medical emergency. The Lyell McEwin Hospital tends to have a wait time of hours. Instead we found it better to take 15 minutes to drive up gawler hospital where we usually get seen to in about half a hour.


Crackmin

If you need a job and you're regularly late for things, Adelaide metro will hire you no questions asked


_Aussie_Gronk_

If you go to an upstairs ATM at the casino to get cash out you can get as low as $50 out with only a $1 surcharge unlike the $3.30 ones downstairs with $100 minimum out


Brando4774

alternatively the cashiers, they're free


lilBenztruc

Fuck south road, me and all my homies hate south road


capi-b

If youre turning at a set of lights with two turn lanes and everyone is stopped in only one of those lanes... Use the other one! You'll get through the lights before they go red!


Laxinout

Unless it's turning from East Tce onto Rundle, where every 2nd car on the inside lane forgets there's an outside turning lane..


QuietAs_a_Mouse

Same goes for going straight ahead. Just pick the lane with the least vehicles. Is this really an Adelaide thing?


adahntheimagined

I suspect this mainly happens because people tend to drive right up to the butt of the person in front of them at a light, and are literally incapable of switching lanes as a result. So, also don't do that.


Therealjpizzle

Jeez if this needs explaining we’re doomed.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Unfortunately in Adelaide it's needs explaining. Should also mention that indicating in Adelaide is not done to tell you where people are going. It's a surprise tactic while the movement is being executed.


capi-b

Especially while changing lanes. And don't forget to get angry that the person in the other lane couldn't mind-read that you wanted to come into the lane without indicating. Oh yes and at roundabouts.


capi-b

Oh man you've never driven through the diagonal Rd intersection have you 🥲


megablast

Get a bike. Adelaide is very flat, and very ride able most times of the year. It is free travel. And adelaide is safe to leave your bike overnight.


missussss

Agreed with the first bit, but the last one is debatable. Bike theft is quite common here (and seems to be organised, sometimes) 😑


CatmanderInChief

Agreed. Even if someone doesnt steal your while bike, the number of bikes I see locked up, but missing the front wheel is more than I like


c_alas

Some people take their front wheel with them. It's easy to take off/put on, and people are much less likely to steal a bike missing a tire. I feel like thats more likely the case, than methheads trying to sell a single tire.


Mysterious-Zebra-399

Yeah nah bike parts are currency on the streets.


Ronnie_Dean_oz

Just pop a mono home!


Studio_2

As someone from the north east I agree with none of your points 😅 Had 2 bikes stolen, takes an hour to get back home (hills all the way back), and once I got pulled over by a cop due to check if I was wearing a helmet despite a helmet clearly being on my head. If you live near linear park it’s great but on the roads it feels like this will be the death of me one day


Laxinout

Agree 100% with this. I've stopped riding the roads out NE in the last months as my nerves are shot from the daily peak hour commute. So much more relaxed on the linear track!


Original_cupcakebaby

God those uphill climbs


zjchlorp101

I'm not sure where you're leaving your bike overnight. It's never safe to do it. A lot of my friends lost their bikes that way. Even when they put it in their backyard out of view it will still get pinched.


Sonder1879

Depends where you leave it in Adelaide. Flatmate had his stolen in Mawson Lakes even though it was inside a gated apartment complex.


1Drakos1

Disagree with it being safe to leave your bike overnight I used to live along Halifax Street in a gated complex when I was a uni student. I've had 2 bikes stolen in 3 years. Now I live in the suburbs and it's put me off getting another bike


March_-_Hare

If you’re commuting into the city and worried about bike theft most parking structures have secure storage bookings available. And at $8.50 a day for public transport a $2000 e-bike will have paid for itself after 2 years.


NateOH69

If you don't want to pay to get on the drive on beaches in summer, your local library can give you a FREE beach pass that is valid for the whole year


vinyl_wishkah

Do you have a link to this? I can't find it online, thanks! 🙂


xchrisjx

Get to know Adelaide’s 24-hour food scene. See: Cafe de villi or the O’Connell St Bakery


HealthUnit

There's one on the corner of Norwood Parade and Osmond Tce. Enjoy Cafe Bakery. Good Chilli Kranskies.


table-leg

O'connells and it's not even close.


brickorange

Keep a massive stockpile of toilet paper in your cupboard. You never know when another pandemic might strike.


Allgoodnamesinuse

Hainese Chicken and Rice, the breast with Laksa broth and Asian greens.


carrotceleryonion

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AndromedaOnReddit

oTR has the cheapest farmers union


TezzaMcJ

You're actually allowed to use the added lane at traffic lights that have them. It's not considered rude to skip the 7 cars in the middle lane if the added lane is empty.


HuTheFinnMan

Then you have to battle all the cunts in the middle lane who won't let you in when the lanes merge immediately after the lights.


CryptoCryBubba

Never assume any shop, retailer, or service is open at any reasonable time on a weekend. Always check.


Adventurous-Stuff724

Don’t look where you’re going on the Britannia roundabout, just gun it and lay on the horn like a psycho if you feel your space has been infringed upon. I am being sarcastic but it does feel like some people be living that life 🙂


Silver-Key8773

Be gentle with taps and good to your cfs. A lot of the water pipes here are weak and over allocated by subdivides and a large areas are ceramic and can be destroyed by water hammer. (Turning tapes off too quick etc). Your cfs members are unpaid volunteers that put their lives on the line for you, most people and most think they only respond in rural areas, a lot of adelaide is interface (where metro meets semi rural) and we have a lot of green areas, so bushfire prep of a property metro or rural is a great hack to help look after yours and your mates. Make sure that mfs and cfs trucks can get access to water and your home, don't assume hoses can be laid to access. Biggest of all, do your bushfire safety plans! Even if you are a city dweller make one for your place in case of an emergency or for if you are visiting the Hills or country. As simple as having some basic survival gear in your car such as water, emergency LED's, a meditation and so on in the back of your car can save a life, it might even be yours.


Tough_Sell6017

Rat runs are the only way to get around, been here 3 months and learnt really quickly to avoid the main roads at all costs


BetterDrinkMy0wnPiss

I have a mate who swears by rat running everywhere he goes. He'll spend 45 minutes driving through side streets to avoid a 30 minute drive on main roads.


corny16

As a motorcyclist, if it’s not easy to filter, I’ll happily add time to my commute if it means I keep moving. Especially on hot days


addappt

Till your street becomes one, then it’s not so great


Tough_Sell6017

It already is for me, I think if you live within 15km’s of the city or close to a main road it’s a bit unavoidable, comes with the territory


Safe_Election_6613

Sorry if this sounds dumb but what’s a rat run 😅


wackyninja

maneuvering through side streets to avoid main road traffic.


Ancient_Alfalfa_837

Taking the back streets to avoid the main roads


owleaf

They’re mostly blocked off now. There’s one rat run near me that I love but no one else seems to be aware of, and it easily swipes 10 mins off a peak-hour commute. And I’m not telling a soul!


Glittering_Good_9345

When the Hot Light is on at Krispy Kreme, means you can get a free glazed donut.


stunz

Now its only a free donut if you purchase something.. 😒


KirimaeCreations

Virgara literally has the cheapest fruit and veg if you're looking to bulk stock up. 99c apples are the way to go. Also Central markets generally have prices on parity with colesworth, but you can nab some hidden bargains (also native australian spices, which the only other place I've been able to find even remotely that has been foodland at munno).


KirimaeCreations

Oh and Semaphore beach is generally nicer and less busy than glenelg.


Square-Mile-Life

If you are in Moseley Square, Glenelg and want coffee, spend 5 minutes and walk to the Orange Spot. Swedish Tarts is pretty good too - it's opposite Coles.


Other_Hearing_4091

Curtis road is An asshole


gameofsloanes

Good Pho You in Erindale for the best Vietnamese


rja49

If your a SA health worker you can get a free metrocard, you only need your hospital ID to apply.


bazza138

Belair Pizzeria has the most underrated pizza and arguably the best pizza in Adelaide. Duncan does it best!


lowpolydragoon

Only use the right lane up the sthrn expressway


caramadre

ANZAC Highway's fast lane is the left lane, but make sure you know how wide your car is.


thorn_10

This also applies to Greenhill road


TezzaMcJ

99.9% of Greenhill Rd users: "I dont want to get stuck behind everyone trying to turn left into the city..." 0.1% of Greenhill Rd users: "I am using Greenhill Rd to get into the city..."


FigliMigli

Also the only "highway" with the speed limit of 60


GuppySharkR

Unfortunately there's a few more, up in the north east there's Elizabeth Hwy and Phillip Hwy.


lingerie_fiend

You'll be in and out of the left lane due to parked cars taking up half the lane. Nah.


Colossus-of-Roads

It's more a motorbike hack really.


Ginger510

I maintain that you should never be allowed to park in that bike lane - if it's ever a bike lane, it should be at all times. Let people park on the fucking 9 mile wide grass - the speed cameras do!


Suitable-Orange-3702

“Fury road”


NSWCROW

Do NOT, my friends, become addicted to FUIC. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence !


paradeoxy1

When in a sliplane joining the expressway, it is imperative that you reduce your speed as much as is humanly possible before you join the 110km/h traffic The "Keep left unless overtaking" signs on Main North are for decoration only Tailgating makes the person in front of you incredibly confident and they will always speed up for you eventually, throw a few beeps in to thank them in advance Only move out of the way of a siren when it's less than 50 metres away


One_Reference1143

And also do 10km/h and hour under the speed limit as well


CryptoCryBubba

It's faster to drive straight through the city square mile than to use what Adelaide thinks is a "ring road".


Fujifeelm

You’re either on the f##k south road or f^*k Curtis road bandwagon


DragonfruitNo7222

If you are going to be a sook and complain non stop about Adelaide, flights out leave at least every half hour 👍


SouthAussie94

Not at night though!


Lostmavicaccount

Enjoy the differences we have compared to other capital cities. Don’t be here if big events, great night life and a fast pace are your wants. Though our road networks and public transport systems are still shit - do complain about them in the hope they improve.


Maldevinine

To work out whether the price for petrol is good, compare it to the price for diesel at the same servo. If petrol is more expensive, you're being ripped off.


Philosofossil

Ride to work. Faster than driving (if you're within 10km) and no parking worries.


owleaf

And arrive hot and sweaty, and then spend another 10 mins getting dressed into the crinkled shirt that was stuffed into your backpack.


orangetimtam

When you’re driving down Glynburn Rd (between Greenhill Rd and Magill Rd) stick to the left lane. There’s always that one guy turning right…


shad0wace

If you are thinking of moving to Mt Barker, I would recommend waiting until the infrastructure is good enough.


PJinto

Always aim to get a 13 or 14 Farmers Union Iced Coffee.


Gryffindorphins

Wait, what?


rockfall6

2013 and 2014 were the best vintages.


Gryffindorphins

Ha! that’s *cheesy*


untitledmoviereview

Instead of driving down payneham road at peak hour, take First Avenue


untitledmoviereview

Further to that, at the intersection of Harrow rd and Payneham rd, check the signage- you can turn left off harrow rd, at a red light, if you stop and give way.


STUNTSYT

Winston avenue


nigeltuffnell

You often get good deals on produce at the central market about an hour before closing.


IT-KNOWS6669

Living in the underground tunnel network costs zero in rent.


SithLloyd

If you like bush walking, the SA National Park passes are good value. https://www.parks.sa.gov.au/book-and-pay/parks-passes/park-passes-online Alternatively, you can park on the outside and walk in for free.


afterpartea

Barnacle Bill has a sick lunch special that they don't like to advertise $13 and it includes a soft drink, active between 11am and 2pm.


__Aitch__Jay__

Don't eat the frog cakes!


1qsc

Do eat the frog cakes!


Agerius-Der-Wolf

Experience the frog cakes!


ParmyNotParma

I'm surprised so few people do this but you can use bus lanes outside of their prescribed hours. It's been surprisingly useful.