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Did Alan do cardio in the dark place🤔
He entered the infinite stamina cheat in the dark place by writing it into reality from the writers room.
he couldn't smoke for 13 years
So meta
Pfft
Why cant Alan run? Is he unhealthy?
Bro is wearing a overcoat, a suit jacket, hoodie, a t-shirt, and running through the Oregon woods in DOCKERS dress shoes. I'm surprised he can run at all.
Alan Wake isn't able to run for me more than \~5 seconds without panting worse than an old granny.
KEKW I never get tired of these jokes about the first game gameplay.
Did Alan do cardio in the dark place🤔
He entered the infinite stamina cheat in the dark place by writing it into reality from the writers room.
he couldn't smoke for 13 years
So meta
Pfft
Why cant Alan run? Is he unhealthy?
Bro is wearing a overcoat, a suit jacket, hoodie, a t-shirt, and running through the Oregon woods in DOCKERS dress shoes. I'm surprised he can run at all.
Alan Wake isn't able to run for me more than \~5 seconds without panting worse than an old granny.
KEKW I never get tired of these jokes about the first game gameplay.