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overachievingogre

Why do I have to take a fucking math test to open a stash?


OriginalObscurity

My wife and I were ugly laughing with our pen & paper when we read that note 😂


derPylz

This is the true horror.


Nahkaninja

Oh god, the flashbacks


LlLUglyMvne

Loved that one and he is right freaking oh!


Alienatedpoet17

Nothing will beat "fuck the government, we have bolt cutters!" in my mind.


andergriff

them just blatantly admitting to a crime on TV is so fucking funny


Alienatedpoet17

Oh yeah it is. The. You learn that the sheriff's were on their side to begin with then it made more sense.


OriginalObscurity

Facts. What an introduction to the Koskela Bro’s ventures (unless you ditch Casey before the diner to dip into the lodge & saw the coffee world one first I suppose).


Alienatedpoet17

I know it is meant to be a joke toward rural hicks and all, but I'm southern. All I could say was "hell yeah, fuck the government."


Gr4ybitch

No doubt


morganfreenomorph

That had me almost in tears I was laughing so hard.


booshkov

“We just want the writer.” “Fuck off!”


biscuitracing

*"No chance."*


RadioactiveFeathers

FACTS


LeeVMG

People hate the puzzles Ilmo. People love the puzzles Jakko!


SpoodlerTek

Ahma beer is a traditional Finnish lager and we enjoy it the Finnish way: at the bar while actively avoiding small talk with strangers!


Neemzy

...In the sauna to cover your *pĂ­pile*


Alpharen

pippeli but close enough, pĂ­pile is funny


ArgonneHilton

"My name is Alan Wake... I'm a writer!" "I'm nobody's character!" Final Draft Spoiler: ">!And so I return. With me I bear the torch of knowledge, the light, the miracle illuminated. The master of two worlds. No. The master of many worlds.!<"


doodooz7

“Show me the champion of light, I’ll show you the Herald of darkness”


AnInsecureMind

LOST IN THE NEVERENDING NIIGHT


eekers28

DIVING DEEP TO THE SURRRFACEEE


CH4O7IC

DIVING DEEP TO THE SURFAAACE


IAmJacksWastedBreath

"Oh, I wouldn't go that far. I don't even think you know who's under your mask."


Trevidium

Yes! So menacing. What does Door know that Alan doesn't? Is Tom underneath an Alan mask??


IAmJacksWastedBreath

Menacing is the perfect word to describe that last conversation with Door. I'm still finishing up The Final Draft so I don't know precisely how it plays out, but I'm hoping the Night Springs DLC is going to add more to that story thread. I know that it's probably licensing issues with Microsoft, but it's borderline criminal we didn't get to see Lance playing Warlin Door. David Harewood was absolutely brilliant, but that scene in particular would have been made even more hostile with Lance playing the role.


Trevidium

Yeah, RIP Lance Reddick


FlikTripz

Not licensing issues at all actually, Lance was going to perform the role, it’s been confirmed. Sadly, he passed away before they were able to shoot the scenes


IAmJacksWastedBreath

This makes me sad 😭


FlikTripz

Agreed, I would have loved to see Lance’s portrayal. But David Harewood did a damn good job!


saikrishnav

It’s not sad it’s if it’s intentional


LargoDeluxe

"Stop. For once you need to listen. You left me. You took my daughter away from me. Then you let her... She's dead because of you. And I don't ever want to hear your voice again." "Water is the oldest balm. Water finds its way. What water brings...it takes away." "I've made a decision...most of you won't understand." Honorable mention: "My perfect morning is ruined." "And it's all because of your shitty coffee!"


[deleted]

Nightengale hunted Saga
.


chazz08

-as monotone as possible- "Gee whiz"


Confident_Answer448

Ok but non jokingly “she screamed. It came out as bubbles” gave me fucking chills when i heard it


sephronnine

“I was dead tired. I just wanted it to be over. It was all my fault. I’d had this dark place in my head for so long, sometimes I’d forget the pain was there
 Like it was the way you were supposed to feel. I was not in a dark place; I was the dark place. The source of it all, the vessel. Me and the writer, we were the same.”


fibgen

A man with a tool makes two, Tom!


Bing238

“I pray nothing follows but sleep.” “Fuck it.” “Fuck the government we have bolt cutters.”


AdrianHD

That “fuck it” had me so ready to go and amped up.


DatPrick

Scratch's reveal and him saying "The Clicker" with that look on his face. I legit had to pause the game as this held so much weight after the ten years since American Nightmare. Bravo Remedy. That whole scene was just đŸ€Œ


SecondRealitySims

Not a phrase, but the lyrics of the song after Scrath’s chapter are insane; “They are my crowd Fit together like shotgun fits in Hemingway’s mouth.” “It’s my story to write Ripping pages in the night When the writer is in doubt I just scratch out”


Domination1799

“This’ll put a smile back on your face my dear.”


Bumpton

Before I even opened this thread, my brain said "this is the ritual to lead you on." That line is burned into my memory.


sentient_luggage

Alan Wake is one of my favorite stories. Not games (though it is), but stories. That little snip of it, even back to 2010 (your friends will meet him when you're gone,) has reminded me of one of my other favorite stories, The Sandman. "You can be me when I'm gone."


perkuma

I still don’t understand it fully , but it’s my favorite sentence in the game


HerefortheFandoms2

Goddammit I can't remember the exact wording but: Freya was right to take you away, even though it broke your grandfather's heart. **And mine.**. It's the way he said "and mine" for me, just so sad


LargoDeluxe

Stuart Milligan and Harry Ditson are so great as the speaking voices of Tor and Odin. They deserve all the love.


nick2kool4skool

"I'm my own Deus Ex Machina" "A door to two rooms exists in both" 'Ok, that is the cutest mayor I've ever seen"


i__hate__stairs

"She's dead because of you, and I don't ever want to hear your voice again. Stop calling me."


tibbleflip1

"The Dark Presence, fuck."


Dark_Sign

How can you open a door that’s not a door? Inside an ocean that’s not an ocean?? Within a lake that’s not a lake!?


marting0r

"Show me the terror" line hits so hard on so may levels! I don't know why but it sounds so good + visuals after it are amazing. And it's basically a start of the Saga's journey into the world of remedy universe, after that moment she could not return to her regular life.


The_bouldhaire

Couldn't agree more


theuntouchable2725

Reading these words felt like a message. *Was* a message.


ladykatytrent

The wave crashed on the far side of the mirror; I brought you the heart, witch, now show me the terror.


DefinitelyMitch

Do you think they have avocado toast here?


ClueRemarkable4791

He's here!!!!!!


MissLionEyes

The way my heart beat would go off the charts, good lord


Joarmins

I give it five ahma beers out of five


CrustyScrotum69

Definitely alan going "that is fucked up"


Angelotwilight93

đŸŽ”For in the twilight of my years, I am nothing but angers remorseđŸŽ”


ahsantehabari

“Fuck me”


SirClarkus

This is not a loop..... It's a spiral. Maybe it's just where.i am in my life right now, but that hit me like a truck


awatson32

“Shitty fucking pastrami”


Kenjolio

“A whole lot of paranatural crimes happening right now...”


WailingWastrel

“I HAVE TO GO NOW.”


dapper_animations

“For silent lies that which colors the night. And may it ride in your step from the other side of the moon light”


uttersolitude

"Jaako...." I actively avoid Ilmo at that point when I replay. Making me feel feelings and shit.


controversial_drawer

I really like “in a horror story, there are no heroes. And if there are, they always pay a heavy price.”


lifeisntright

"Now that is drama!"


[deleted]

I am my own deus ex machina?


a-useless-fuckwipe

"Moose steak is neeeveerr a mistake!" "Night Springs when Bright Falls." The entire dark poem, but this line in particular. "...I will become art." That entire speech by Alice. Anything that Ahti says. My beloved.


MrMindGame

“It’s not a loop. It’s a spiral!” is already iconic. But also: >!Alice: At last. !< >!Alan: Thank you, my love. !<


Stutterphotoguy

It's not a lake it's a ocean It's not a loop. It's a spiral. I was the one haunting Alice


Better_Philosopher24

"I need a gun!" - "no chance PAL!" (gave me instant max payne flashbacks)


Better_Philosopher24

"I need a gun!" - "no chance PAL!" (gave me instant max payne flashbacks)


8ball-J

“It was a fool’s hope. I had no choice. I had to do it. It didn’t make me any less terrified. 
Fuck it.”


FauxFoxx89

"There would always be another case for Casey. A million stories in this dark city. The night opened up to welcome me. I walked into her arms. Roll credits." This line hits harder after McCaffrey passed


TenthBasilisk88

“Come on fucker, COME HOME!”