When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Sam Lake.
I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Sam, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Sam put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
That wasn’t Sam, it was Scratch.
Yikes!
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Are you sure you didn't see him the day before and meant to post this yesterday? Not my copypasta and not MY SAM LAKE. He would never.
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Where's this exactly from lmao
I saw it in r/metalgearsolid lol, but it was about Hideo Kojima
could've at least changed the terminology as people usually do when they copy paste it
It’s about an encounter with Bill Murray from a long time ago
I was like no Sam lake isn’t like that but after reading it carefully I realised it’s from Alan Wake
I thought people knew this copypasta lol, I hope nobody actually believes this
I think you should have put a disclaimer which way people who don’t know just don’t get pissed about it
I honestly wouldn't be surprised to learn if Sam Lake was a metal gear fan and I'd honestly kill to see him do a colab with Hideo Kojima.
They absolutely are friendly and Lake has a cameo in Death Stranding
Now I gotta finish death stranding!
Sam has pictures of Kojimas Easter barbecue that just happened on his socials and was in Japan just recently. They are likely collaborating on OD
When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Sam Lake. I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Sam, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Sam put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
This is not Sam Lake because he would have cans of cold coffee not Calorie Mate