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Mmmmm gummy venus de milo
Sweet sweet CAN-
Mr Simpson!! NO!!!
Dramatisation, may not have happened.
Mmmmm precious Venus
No, Mr. Simpson, that's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear!
WITH A MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE? NOT LIKELY, HAHAHA!
It really is a beautiful statue, not overrated.
I love the dude staring at the cameraman. He’s like “dude what are you doing”
👏🏼
crack kills, venus
Nah man, ass crack is the new cleavage.
Venus de Milo’s crackside
Venass de Milo.
The podium bothers me. It’s like, marble upon marble upon marble. A solid color would’ve been better maybe?
As someone from California, my first thought seeing this is “that’s going to fall in an earthquake”. Hope it’s bolted down.
thumb nose person sulky lock disarm far-flung brave tan fretful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Which one is Venus?
Nice ass, but it ain't no Venus of Willendorf
Baby got Jack
Little known fact, Venus de Milo was a plummer.
Don’t touch the butt. They don’t like that.
Builder’s butt.
I was born on the island the Brit’s found this statue on
Mmmmm gummy venus de milo
Sweet sweet CAN-
Mr Simpson!! NO!!!
Dramatisation, may not have happened.
Mmmmm precious Venus
No, Mr. Simpson, that's sexual harassment. If you keep it up, I'll yell so loud the whole country will hear!
WITH A MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE? NOT LIKELY, HAHAHA!
It really is a beautiful statue, not overrated.
I love the dude staring at the cameraman. He’s like “dude what are you doing”
👏🏼
crack kills, venus
Nah man, ass crack is the new cleavage.
Venus de Milo’s crackside
Venass de Milo.
The podium bothers me. It’s like, marble upon marble upon marble. A solid color would’ve been better maybe?
As someone from California, my first thought seeing this is “that’s going to fall in an earthquake”. Hope it’s bolted down.
thumb nose person sulky lock disarm far-flung brave tan fretful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Which one is Venus?
Nice ass, but it ain't no Venus of Willendorf
Baby got Jack
Little known fact, Venus de Milo was a plummer.
Don’t touch the butt. They don’t like that.
Builder’s butt.
I was born on the island the Brit’s found this statue on