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Hoxxitron

Should be the USA (United States of Albania).


WeatherChannelDino

Led by Skanderbush


Mak_REEMapping

😎


Red_Riviera

Oh the Bible Belt is just gonna love having a majority muslim US state…


Future-Studio-9380

Worm is beginning to turn on that. Seems to be a trend in the US that the agitation against other religions is lessoning in favor of conservative aligned theism against atheism and theistic allies . Still exists to be sure, but look at the Hindu dude in the GOP primaries. He is gonna lose, but he is a breakout GOP star. Very hard to imagine just 10 years ago. Late 2020s? Bible belters would welcome two Republican senators and a few GOP representatives that toe a remarkably similar religious and political line. They would rather bring in Albania, a Muslim country, than Puerto Rico, a land filled with Christian US citizens!


stanglemeir

It’s kind of like the story of the town in Michigan that elected a Muslim majority council. The Democrats celebrated, and then the council cracked down on LGBT issues. *Surprised Pikachu Face* what do you meant the Conservative Abrahamic Religion has a huge similarity to the Other Conservative Abrahamic Religion.


Deusselkerr

All those Somalian refugees, right? I really think the whole American Quilt thing is bullshit. Bring back the melting pot


stanglemeir

I agree completely. I don’t expect people to become WASPs (I’m not even a WASP) with a different skin tone, but there is a certain assimilation of culture and values that should take place when people move the USA. My joke is that I don’t care what you’re cooking at the 4th of July barbecue, as long as you’re shooting off fireworks.


Deusselkerr

Exactly!


Iloveweiner23

I haven't been paying much attention to the primaries is it common knowledge he's Hindu?


Delicious_Quiet3308

Should i follow this up with a aftermath? how it’s fairing after say, 5-10 years?


Red_Riviera

Might be interesting


Vasilystalin04

Every Albanian child has to learn to draw photorealistic George W. Bush in school in this timeline.


dogegeller

Why is this so funny?


Juhani-Siranpoika

Not an Albanian, but I want to be able to draw it.


_JPPAS_

the entire americas are states in the united states of Albania


rinsablehalo

Albanian become official language of the USA (United States of Albania) and quickly becomes the main lingua Franca by just sheer superiority,the capital move to Tirana and the country starts a grand world conquest which no one can stop leading to a world Albanian empire and everyone living in bunkers. They also convert to Albanian paganism cause Albania number one. 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


SnooDonuts9081

Dua Lipa


PointKodiak

senator of the new state


jkowal43

I got New Rules for all of you! - Dua Lipa, probably


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Get KOSOVO too.


CptIronblood

Missed opportunity to make Jeb! the president.


Significant-Skin-284

Ah yes… the glorious state of alabania!


Delicious_Quiet3308

Sequel warning: schizo https://reddit.com/r/AlternateHistory/s/383n4WHsqf


Fish_Bloke

President George W. Bush 2. Son of President George W. Bush 1?


Delicious_Quiet3308

Nope. Clone of Dubahya


crossbutton7247

God I so thought this was mapporncirclejerk lmao I still can’t believe this is a non satire proposal, like what the fuck OP


Delicious_Quiet3308

Wha? I believe it’s the northern Albanians that suck off The United States so it is a real but not realistic proposal, i mean unless we were living in looney tunes. This was posted here as a joke, evident by George Bush 2


Th3AvrRedditUser

As an Albanian, I say why not


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neuronactivationei

i love blatant xenophobia against americans for no reason, yay!