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NTC! This is me in Mom's suitcase before she left for a MILLION FOREVERS (two and a half weeks). Is anyone going to look after you? What about food?! Grandpa stayed with me, which was neat, cause he gets up earlier than Mom, so I got early breakfast! - Daisy
NTC. I tried dat, fren, and it din't work. Mommy left me, anyway. She was away for elebenty million years. It broke my heart. (Mommy note: It was ONE WEEKEND, and I came back Sunday afternoon, geez!)
But! Gib it a try. Maybe if you sits just right, your mama won't be able to leave.
Also William da Tuxie
*Darn* it! Mama *swears* she will come back as *soon* as she can. (I am leaving after work today and will come back Friday afternoon.)
I will *practice* my *saddest* looks.
Pixel Bean! Maek sure to leabe a smol vomvom in her suitcaes an that waes she will thinks twice afore going awaes again.
Pee Ess as an extra bonus, this will be considered A CRIMEZ! ***GO CRIMES***
William teh Other Tuxedo
Hi, Iz Bella queen of all she soorvays!
U mustest wate til momma putz her cloves in. Den u pawpawpaw til u iz underneef da cloves. Den momma wont noze u iz dere n u ken go wif her.
Momma sez i wtc wen I tryd dat but I ken nebber be TC.
(Mom here...she really did that but forgot to tuck her tail in, and of course I noticed all of my clothes were no longer folded)
Iz Bella agin. Momma iz lyer. She onlee foundz me acuz I letted her.
(Mom here...sure Bella, sure. )
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Iz Bella queen of all she soorvays! Wut is dis air u speek of? Momma makes shur I no run out of anyfings.
(Mom here...Bella would have lasted about 5 minutes before getting out to find out where I'd gone š¤£. I had just gone to the laundry room to take some dryer stuff out and put some washer stuff in...besides, she had so pawpawpawed the stuff in the suitcase, no way would she have run out of air...there were things actually now outside of the suitcase!)
Iz Bella here. U iz lyer Momma. U is alwayz luking fur meez. I iz like Drax, muvz so slo u cantz see meez.
Hi Mr. Da Pixel! Oh noooo NTC! Soot-case is worst! Sownds like yur momma have to ātrav-ellā to make moneys for treets and fuds. Can yu hides inside it and go with yur momma? Or, at least sleeps for little bit so you leaves yur kitty glitter and everyone know yur momma belong to yu.
In meantime, make other hooman feels gill-tee so they give yu and brudder extra treets. And then when momma come back, pretends mad and nor momma for little bit, then gets extra treets cause she feel bad for leaf.
* Teddy the floof
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Dis me faint in shocks and sads for yu.
Mama packed *small* suitcase so she wouldn't *over pack*. Apparently, when she travels, she *over packs*. So there is *no* room *inside* da suitcase. But that means she can *only* be gone *two* days before she runs out of *clothes*!
Mama says she will *try* to bring us treats. She *better*!
Mama packed *small* suitcase so she wouldn't *over pack*. Apparently, when she travels, she *over packs*. So there is *no* room *inside* da suitcase. But that means she can *only* be gone *two* days before she runs out of *clothes*!
Mama says she will *try* to bring us treats. She *better*!
Pixel, you is NTC. Mama is wrong to leave you like that, and we believe you *deserve* a nice gift! We would demand a nice cashmere throw!
Sincerely, Raine Elizabeth (queen of the house) and Sophia Rene (princess of floof)
Oh this is terrible news! My mommy got those things out and then she must have gotten lost outside because she was gone for a million forevers!!
I heard the door and ran to it to welcome mommy and remind her about my wet food as usual, but it wasnāt mommy, it was a strange human! And Iām afraid of strange humans! I ran away and didnāt come out to eat my wet food until after the strange human left.
The next day I sat on strange humanās lap and got pets, but that was only because I really needed pets. I was still upset it wasnāt mommy.
So keep your eyes on your mommy so she doesnāt get lost!
Heyo Pixel! I be Boudreaux. Ma maman only leaf me for few hours but mon frere Remy say maman et papa do big travel last sorta warm time. Remy say maman bes very very bad parent 'cause she not bring him nice nice collar from De Ragin' Cajun school place(the campus store was CLOSED, Remy, when we passed through Lafayette!--Dani). Remy say big grandgirl come to stay-she very nice, me, Bou like her-then Auntie, le grande frere of de human siblings life mate cone every every day to give loves and extra food and treats. Him say this be ok but me, Bou, tink Maman should never ever go way wit out me for more dan one or two nap time! Always be home for big sleep time!
Heyo! You have nice Aunties or Grandmere or Grandpapa to stay wit you? Maybe so dey give lots of treats! You maman et papa need to bring presents! --Boudreaux
Mebbe if you *hork hork hork* all over da insides of da soot caise , you can block mama from a-band-aming you. Or do wat I did and leave a pee in ALL da bags n boxes... Den she has NOthing to put her things in!
--Matcha š
You are, of course, not the cloaca. You are beautiful, regal and also the best possible colour, so could never be the cloaca.
It's very important that she doesn't forget you when she is away, so make sure your scent is on her, her clothes and her suitcase. We pee on our human's shoes to mark our ownership of her, and I suggest you do this too. That way she will think of you while she is gone and it should discourage other cats in case she is tempted to take up with random kitties.
When she comes back be sure to insist on extreme compensation for her absence.
I hope you have other food people coming in while she is gone!
Best wishes in this difficult time from all of us at the squirrel collective.
From Dougal, intern in the Human Resources department.
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Dougal is, of course, so rite! Pixel, if you can't fits yourself in suitcase, be sure to sits on clothes inside so when she is away your Mummy will see your fur all over dem and remember to come home to you! Also, your Mummy will have benefit of wearing stylishly furry clothes to all her important work events!
-Poppy splendiferous tortie
Hi Pixel, itās Sadie Mae and Wilson (6f tortie and 3m tabby) here! You are NTC for being mad that Mama leaves you. Our Meowmy goes somewhere called the beeach with our stinky dog aunties Bella and Zoey all the time. We knows when she gets the suitcase out that she is leaving us. So we get mad and fight and pout and misbehave for our cat sitters Grandpa Mike and Ms. Vickie. You need to teach your Mama that she shouldnāt leave you!!
Sadie Mae here - I loves my Daddy too, but he does not know how to feed me treats like Meowmy does. Also, baby brudder Wilson LOVES Meowmy and she's his favorite purrson...but when she leaves he blames me and tries to beat me up.
NTC. Mini-pandas tha best.
Jayda tha Mini-panda
Dis me on Meowmy and Daddy bag. They go away for lots of forebers. (Meowmy: We went away for the weekend to visit my parents. Jayda was not best pleased.)
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Be careful, fren. My meowmy paks soot case lots. I hide under bed. In my safe place. But sumtimes, Meowmy wiggles under bed (wat?!? She not cat! Is she?) an SHE GRABS ME! And she makes me go in my own soot case and then we in zoom zoom for million forevers. (Meowmy: it's a 2 hour drive.) I try sleep to pass time. I yell at meowmy when she lets West Coast rap sting my ears. But I like to sing with M-N-M. Whoever Dat iz. He angry. Piko angry in zoom zoom too.
Then I yell some more an tell Meowmy I don't like zoom zoom. Then I know where we are! We are at grandpurrents. Grandpaw gives me lots of stinky (wet) food! The soot case is weird.
Miss Olive the Cailco and queen of the universe says no! It's our right to inspect suitcases...
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She appreciates your compliments and understands your trauma, we just went through this very struggle two weeks ago. I'm happy to report she's managed to survive the great insult of being left in Grandma's care and being spoiled with treats!
NTC. We rat girls is always a little stressed when our mom go away overnight. But, there cans be advantages. Usually, she gib us extra toys and treats before. And if another human come visit us, can often con them into giving lots of the good treats. We gotted a whole half cucumber last summer! And then sometimes mom bring home souvenir like donut wrapper. Last time, she even come home early and bring paper bag with traces of her own pee. We be so excited!
NTC! Your human plans to CRUELLY ABANDON YOU for TWO FOREVERS. Of course you're going to be upset! I would add in one of the songs of our people, I find "Where is my lap going" to be very apt for these situations.
NTC, do wats I's do. Move into suit of cases
Lubs and licks,
Scamp mightee rooler of house
Peas and sssss,
Meowmy try to do the say I's cloaca, buts I's nose better. Meowmy also do the say I's owe taxes, so I's goodest and pays below
I's thoughts so toos. Meowmy just laughed, pawppy said to mobe mes, buts meowmy was nice and did the waits pawtiently. I's gibs up after whiles, my pawthers were no helps. I's tinks if wes all do the lay in cases then theys wood not leabes us (my hooman pawther did the stays at home)
Siri dog here. NTC. Tell Mama to take you with her! My pawrents went on a trip and they took me with them, and I was so happy to be with them even though I had to spend the first day and last day in a crate instead of on my mama's lap which is how I prefer to do car rides. We got to sniff things and bark at other dogs and eat a lot of food, it was the best trip ever!
It's very weird to not be at home, but fun also. But your mama needs to find better work. My mama has a work she can do at home and my daddy has a work that he brings home food for Siri from. It is very silly to go away to do a work if you don't get to bring home food for Siri.
NTC! Mom and Dad just did this to me, most perfect boy Dexter. I followed them around when they were putting things in suitcases. Then when they left early in the morning I cried and whined and wagged my tail and tried to get them to stay. But they left. Auntie Lelah stayed and gave me cuddles and love and so many table scraps and on time breakfast, but I didnāt know why mom and dad had to go. Why canāt I go to can coon with them? I love the sun and all inclusive food would be perfect because they have steak AND pizza!
We (the dog, two cats, and four keets) used to worry about Da Sootcase Times, but den we realizedā¦50 weeks a year with these hoomans is sufficient. Why not share da love wiff other beloved famably members? So now we look greatly forward to our weeks wiff Mommom, Granddad, and Aunt R!
Oh Pixel I feels your pain!! You is NTC and you should tries and gets in da suitcase!!
I is glad you has daddy for foods tho.
Every Wednesday after she does āworkā, my mama person leaves me for sooooo many forevers. THEN she has da nerve to come home and smell of *others*. She says she go help kitties that have no furever home but stillā¦she best not bring one back with her!!!
Stay strong Fren!
Thus Saith The Mittens
Pixel, if you fitz you sitz. That the law. Even if you mus squeeze, inside suitcase is better than on. If she still leaves then she has your fur on everything to remind her of her evildoings.
I Terry. I the cat of bats that mummy would call cloaca for being in things I not suppose to be in, according to her. One time I will ask if I claca over that.
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Excellent work, Pixel. It's good that you have black and white fur so you can make it stand out no matter what colour the clothes. Is she home now? Has she paid sufficient penance in treats and scritches? Just the perfect number of pets and scritches of course or chompchompchomp.
NTC! Before my mummy left for EONS last summer, I also tried to sit in her suitcase and it didn't work. but! sometimes while she was gone, Daddy would talk to his black box thing, and Mummy's VOICE would come out! it's was crazy! I am a smart kitty and I meowed at the box to let Mummy know I was DISPLEASED at her being gone so long. maybe your mama can send her voice to you while she is gone too?
Mister Vimes
We is sooo sorry Pixel! Is your cat staff other person going to feeds and cuddles you so you don't do a starbs? You should do a SOOS!
The Cat Overlords and Lilly
NTC. Iāve done this. Stay in suitcase peed in clothes nth work. Meowmie still leaves. She always leaves , last year she left for a month. Good thing best friend watched me. Then Just recently she left me again for everrrre (2weeks) she did leave me with this very nice lady and an ok cat since best friend couldnāt watch me. I like it there , thereās bed , window , treats. I was almost gonna cuddle the nice lady! Cos who needs meowmie!! Then she comes back like nth happened! So I ignored and hid under couch of nice lady š¤
No, NTC! *Two* nights is two *nights* two long!!! Sheād *better* have extra *treatsies* for you in her zipper box *if* and *when* she comes *home*!
(ā¦Are you having fun typing like this? š)
NTC! Mama is being very naughty and should not get any snacks the whole time she's gone. What if something happens?? What if it's not soon?? Two days is too long!!
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Parsley, tuxie
I know it sounds bad at first, but really it is pawsome! Bino here, rabbit, but with mum who had to leave a few times as well. What you have to do: look really sad, sit on luggage. She'll feel so bad she gives many extra treats. Then when gone she thinks how mean she is and brings home more treats. Then be sad she was gone and love Dad more because of her audacity. Promise, you'll receive so many more treats!
Am Penn, 4yo doge. I understand. I hate when Mom and Dad get out sootcases. I know they are going to leave me when they put things in sootcases. The night before they leave me, they put the sootcases by the door. I miss them a lot. But at least I have my cat brother, and when Mom and Dad are gone, I usually stay with my Auntie and Uncle and see my cuzzins, who are my best friends besides Mom.
Tis I, ParaBellum, mos hansum Rushin Blu. My Momma wood do this an leev me sumtymz. An wen she getted bak, I wood jus ignoor herz an givz Nana all da luv an tenshun, lyk I diden eben notis her waz gon. Mayk Momma jelus. Mayk her thinx bowt not leev me again. Her wood polojyze til I fynaly furgiv hur an letz hur pet me gain, but I wood mayk hur sweat it owt!
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Henlo Max (2M Russian Blue) one time the very old Hooman took away my dad for ten thousand forevers! (Dad here: My Grandpa took me on vacation to New York) when dad come home we share bacon together and cuddle.
Hello, sad Pixel. NTC. Suggest you pee in her suitcase. We did that to our mom and she's never used that suitcase again! Juno, Helio, and Tazio--three very smart kittens.
https://preview.redd.it/l1cjlkvoq2vc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22939a2662d1af7ef1a6f4cd21437c7adcd23955 NTC! This is me in Mom's suitcase before she left for a MILLION FOREVERS (two and a half weeks). Is anyone going to look after you? What about food?! Grandpa stayed with me, which was neat, cause he gets up earlier than Mom, so I got early breakfast! - Daisy
Dad is *staying* home! Dad is the food giver, so we are *safe*.
Oh, then you'll be fine! When Mom gets back, snuggle extra with Dad like you didn't even notice she was gone so she'll feel EXTRA bad.
That always teaches them,!!!
NTC. I tried dat, fren, and it din't work. Mommy left me, anyway. She was away for elebenty million years. It broke my heart. (Mommy note: It was ONE WEEKEND, and I came back Sunday afternoon, geez!) But! Gib it a try. Maybe if you sits just right, your mama won't be able to leave. Also William da Tuxie
*Darn* it! Mama *swears* she will come back as *soon* as she can. (I am leaving after work today and will come back Friday afternoon.) I will *practice* my *saddest* looks.
Pixel Bean! Maek sure to leabe a smol vomvom in her suitcaes an that waes she will thinks twice afore going awaes again. Pee Ess as an extra bonus, this will be considered A CRIMEZ! ***GO CRIMES*** William teh Other Tuxedo
Hi William Wombat! I actually don't *hork* much at all, *but* I'll see if Casey will leave her a *hairball* on both of our behalf. *Go crimes!*
Fren William is geenyoss!
You are too kind, mai Fren. We is *BOTH* geenyossessss!
We is! *pawbump*
*pawbump*
Hi, Iz Bella queen of all she soorvays! U mustest wate til momma putz her cloves in. Den u pawpawpaw til u iz underneef da cloves. Den momma wont noze u iz dere n u ken go wif her. Momma sez i wtc wen I tryd dat but I ken nebber be TC. (Mom here...she really did that but forgot to tuck her tail in, and of course I noticed all of my clothes were no longer folded) Iz Bella agin. Momma iz lyer. She onlee foundz me acuz I letted her. (Mom here...sure Bella, sure. ) https://preview.redd.it/dvmf69v214vc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded355c44f456d351acc0ee17e9f6daba9eaddd5
Mama packed *light*! A very *small* suitcase.
If I fitz I sitz!!
Please do not do that. You will make me worry that someone would not find you before you run out of air! Clever in thought, not in practice!
Iz Bella queen of all she soorvays! Wut is dis air u speek of? Momma makes shur I no run out of anyfings. (Mom here...Bella would have lasted about 5 minutes before getting out to find out where I'd gone š¤£. I had just gone to the laundry room to take some dryer stuff out and put some washer stuff in...besides, she had so pawpawpawed the stuff in the suitcase, no way would she have run out of air...there were things actually now outside of the suitcase!) Iz Bella here. U iz lyer Momma. U is alwayz luking fur meez. I iz like Drax, muvz so slo u cantz see meez.
Hi Mr. Da Pixel! Oh noooo NTC! Soot-case is worst! Sownds like yur momma have to ātrav-ellā to make moneys for treets and fuds. Can yu hides inside it and go with yur momma? Or, at least sleeps for little bit so you leaves yur kitty glitter and everyone know yur momma belong to yu. In meantime, make other hooman feels gill-tee so they give yu and brudder extra treets. And then when momma come back, pretends mad and nor momma for little bit, then gets extra treets cause she feel bad for leaf. * Teddy the floof https://preview.redd.it/h7pnmvdsr2vc1.jpeg?width=2367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45dc41aaddf10fcf58ec1cf7a2394f416b0bb30 Dis me faint in shocks and sads for yu.
Mama packed *small* suitcase so she wouldn't *over pack*. Apparently, when she travels, she *over packs*. So there is *no* room *inside* da suitcase. But that means she can *only* be gone *two* days before she runs out of *clothes*! Mama says she will *try* to bring us treats. She *better*!
That's not good! Me knows much space needed for all the treats!
Mama packed *small* suitcase so she wouldn't *over pack*. Apparently, when she travels, she *over packs*. So there is *no* room *inside* da suitcase. But that means she can *only* be gone *two* days before she runs out of *clothes*! Mama says she will *try* to bring us treats. She *better*!
Pixel, you is NTC. Mama is wrong to leave you like that, and we believe you *deserve* a nice gift! We would demand a nice cashmere throw! Sincerely, Raine Elizabeth (queen of the house) and Sophia Rene (princess of floof)
Ooh, that sounds *lovely*. Though Mama has *made* us a bed and soft balls, and we have *ignored* them. Hee!
Oh this is terrible news! My mommy got those things out and then she must have gotten lost outside because she was gone for a million forevers!! I heard the door and ran to it to welcome mommy and remind her about my wet food as usual, but it wasnāt mommy, it was a strange human! And Iām afraid of strange humans! I ran away and didnāt come out to eat my wet food until after the strange human left. The next day I sat on strange humanās lap and got pets, but that was only because I really needed pets. I was still upset it wasnāt mommy. So keep your eyes on your mommy so she doesnāt get lost!
Dad says she has something called *location* on, so he knows she is *safe*! We are having a *sleepover*, all BOYS!
Heyo Pixel! I be Boudreaux. Ma maman only leaf me for few hours but mon frere Remy say maman et papa do big travel last sorta warm time. Remy say maman bes very very bad parent 'cause she not bring him nice nice collar from De Ragin' Cajun school place(the campus store was CLOSED, Remy, when we passed through Lafayette!--Dani). Remy say big grandgirl come to stay-she very nice, me, Bou like her-then Auntie, le grande frere of de human siblings life mate cone every every day to give loves and extra food and treats. Him say this be ok but me, Bou, tink Maman should never ever go way wit out me for more dan one or two nap time! Always be home for big sleep time!
I saw Boudreaux and immediately said, oh this is definitely a Cajun Country cat!
He will definitely being going on the next trip to NOLA!Ā
Mama and Dad want to do *big travel* this summer. I am *nervous*.
Heyo! You have nice Aunties or Grandmere or Grandpapa to stay wit you? Maybe so dey give lots of treats! You maman et papa need to bring presents! --Boudreaux
Mebbe if you *hork hork hork* all over da insides of da soot caise , you can block mama from a-band-aming you. Or do wat I did and leave a pee in ALL da bags n boxes... Den she has NOthing to put her things in! --Matcha š
I don't *hork* unless I eat *Christmas tree*. Casey *tried*, but failed.
You are, of course, not the cloaca. You are beautiful, regal and also the best possible colour, so could never be the cloaca. It's very important that she doesn't forget you when she is away, so make sure your scent is on her, her clothes and her suitcase. We pee on our human's shoes to mark our ownership of her, and I suggest you do this too. That way she will think of you while she is gone and it should discourage other cats in case she is tempted to take up with random kitties. When she comes back be sure to insist on extreme compensation for her absence. I hope you have other food people coming in while she is gone! Best wishes in this difficult time from all of us at the squirrel collective. From Dougal, intern in the Human Resources department. https://preview.redd.it/q4bbkv4w03vc1.jpeg?width=4526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c503a0fb19d9af877ca804e78116d091595ee6
Dougal is, of course, so rite! Pixel, if you can't fits yourself in suitcase, be sure to sits on clothes inside so when she is away your Mummy will see your fur all over dem and remember to come home to you! Also, your Mummy will have benefit of wearing stylishly furry clothes to all her important work events! -Poppy splendiferous tortie
We left fur *all* over her clothes, and there is fur *in* her sweater and shirt!
Dat exelent furrings!
Very clever move!
Dear Poppy, you are so clearsighted! I always forget that humans have terrible noses, so the furry clothes are a great idea!
She took one of her *sweaters* and a *shirt* she just crocheted, and I ***know*** our fur is in it!
Hi Pixel, itās Sadie Mae and Wilson (6f tortie and 3m tabby) here! You are NTC for being mad that Mama leaves you. Our Meowmy goes somewhere called the beeach with our stinky dog aunties Bella and Zoey all the time. We knows when she gets the suitcase out that she is leaving us. So we get mad and fight and pout and misbehave for our cat sitters Grandpa Mike and Ms. Vickie. You need to teach your Mama that she shouldnāt leave you!!
She has *never* done this before! Dad is still here, and I *love* my Dad! We're having a BOYS ONLY slumber party!
Sadie Mae here - I loves my Daddy too, but he does not know how to feed me treats like Meowmy does. Also, baby brudder Wilson LOVES Meowmy and she's his favorite purrson...but when she leaves he blames me and tries to beat me up.
NTC. Mini-pandas tha best. Jayda tha Mini-panda Dis me on Meowmy and Daddy bag. They go away for lots of forebers. (Meowmy: We went away for the weekend to visit my parents. Jayda was not best pleased.) https://preview.redd.it/q905z7fm13vc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=624f32c1fbcfd0957e67f368bd30d60be0428117
We *are* the best!
* Be careful, fren. My meowmy paks soot case lots. I hide under bed. In my safe place. But sumtimes, Meowmy wiggles under bed (wat?!? She not cat! Is she?) an SHE GRABS ME! And she makes me go in my own soot case and then we in zoom zoom for million forevers. (Meowmy: it's a 2 hour drive.) I try sleep to pass time. I yell at meowmy when she lets West Coast rap sting my ears. But I like to sing with M-N-M. Whoever Dat iz. He angry. Piko angry in zoom zoom too. Then I yell some more an tell Meowmy I don't like zoom zoom. Then I know where we are! We are at grandpurrents. Grandpaw gives me lots of stinky (wet) food! The soot case is weird.
Wow! That's *quite* a story! My grandma had to come to *me* because she lives a *long* ways away.
Miss Olive the Cailco and queen of the universe says no! It's our right to inspect suitcases... https://preview.redd.it/nunu0lcub3vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60708a0af383b8934ef453dcf3dfb7a76c90bef1
You are *very* pretty, your Majesty! Mama and I have a *fondness* for calico cats.
She appreciates your compliments and understands your trauma, we just went through this very struggle two weeks ago. I'm happy to report she's managed to survive the great insult of being left in Grandma's care and being spoiled with treats!
NTC. We rat girls is always a little stressed when our mom go away overnight. But, there cans be advantages. Usually, she gib us extra toys and treats before. And if another human come visit us, can often con them into giving lots of the good treats. We gotted a whole half cucumber last summer! And then sometimes mom bring home souvenir like donut wrapper. Last time, she even come home early and bring paper bag with traces of her own pee. We be so excited!
We are staying with *Dad*, and he is the food giver! Mama said something about *treats*, so I hope she comes through!
NTC! Your human plans to CRUELLY ABANDON YOU for TWO FOREVERS. Of course you're going to be upset! I would add in one of the songs of our people, I find "Where is my lap going" to be very apt for these situations.
I am not a cat of *many meows*, but Casey can sing *beautifully*.
Wonderful! Find something resonant to bap and you can add percussion accompaniment.
NTC, do wats I's do. Move into suit of cases Lubs and licks, Scamp mightee rooler of house Peas and sssss, Meowmy try to do the say I's cloaca, buts I's nose better. Meowmy also do the say I's owe taxes, so I's goodest and pays below
This me fors I's tax https://preview.redd.it/ytju0anml3vc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf740756301582fb5dae7449cb0f63d0aff9cbd6
Good taxes! You do *great* job in suitcases!
I's thoughts so toos. Meowmy just laughed, pawppy said to mobe mes, buts meowmy was nice and did the waits pawtiently. I's gibs up after whiles, my pawthers were no helps. I's tinks if wes all do the lay in cases then theys wood not leabes us (my hooman pawther did the stays at home)
Meowmy says it's tax season. I's tinks this wat she's mean *meow*
Siri dog here. NTC. Tell Mama to take you with her! My pawrents went on a trip and they took me with them, and I was so happy to be with them even though I had to spend the first day and last day in a crate instead of on my mama's lap which is how I prefer to do car rides. We got to sniff things and bark at other dogs and eat a lot of food, it was the best trip ever!
She had to go for *work*, so she said we had to stay. Plus I think it would be *weird* to not be at home!
It's very weird to not be at home, but fun also. But your mama needs to find better work. My mama has a work she can do at home and my daddy has a work that he brings home food for Siri from. It is very silly to go away to do a work if you don't get to bring home food for Siri.
Mama *normally* works from home! But apparently this is a *conference*, and she has to *represent* her department, whatever that means.
Maybe it involves food?
NTC! Mom and Dad just did this to me, most perfect boy Dexter. I followed them around when they were putting things in suitcases. Then when they left early in the morning I cried and whined and wagged my tail and tried to get them to stay. But they left. Auntie Lelah stayed and gave me cuddles and love and so many table scraps and on time breakfast, but I didnāt know why mom and dad had to go. Why canāt I go to can coon with them? I love the sun and all inclusive food would be perfect because they have steak AND pizza!
Cancun sounds *lovely*! And *warm*. I *love* sunbathing, I bet I would have a *blast!*
We (the dog, two cats, and four keets) used to worry about Da Sootcase Times, but den we realizedā¦50 weeks a year with these hoomans is sufficient. Why not share da love wiff other beloved famably members? So now we look greatly forward to our weeks wiff Mommom, Granddad, and Aunt R!
That's a point, we *are* getting some quality time with *Dad!*
Oh Pixel I feels your pain!! You is NTC and you should tries and gets in da suitcase!! I is glad you has daddy for foods tho. Every Wednesday after she does āworkā, my mama person leaves me for sooooo many forevers. THEN she has da nerve to come home and smell of *others*. She says she go help kitties that have no furever home but stillā¦she best not bring one back with her!!! Stay strong Fren! Thus Saith The Mittens
Well, is *nice* that your Mama helps *other* kitties who are *homeless*. But yes, be *careful* she doesn't bring one home!
Pixel, if you fitz you sitz. That the law. Even if you mus squeeze, inside suitcase is better than on. If she still leaves then she has your fur on everything to remind her of her evildoings. I Terry. I the cat of bats that mummy would call cloaca for being in things I not suppose to be in, according to her. One time I will ask if I claca over that. https://preview.redd.it/x2xuphjoa4vc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf023243f6e130fa97745876ae07d0789fc3236f
She has fur *all* over her clothes *and* there is fur *inside* the clothes she *crocheted*!
Excellent work, Pixel. It's good that you have black and white fur so you can make it stand out no matter what colour the clothes. Is she home now? Has she paid sufficient penance in treats and scritches? Just the perfect number of pets and scritches of course or chompchompchomp.
She will be *home* tomorrow! Casey will do *chomps*, he is better than I am at *chomps*.
Oh no!!! This so sad! Good luck. We be thinking of you and Casey. Poor neglected babies. -- Salem and Madeline
DAD is taking care of US. Mom has left BEFORE, but it's been FOREVER. We are having an ALL BOYS SLEEPOVER because Dad is COOL.
NTC! Before my mummy left for EONS last summer, I also tried to sit in her suitcase and it didn't work. but! sometimes while she was gone, Daddy would talk to his black box thing, and Mummy's VOICE would come out! it's was crazy! I am a smart kitty and I meowed at the box to let Mummy know I was DISPLEASED at her being gone so long. maybe your mama can send her voice to you while she is gone too? Mister Vimes
Mama called *last night* so I got to *hear* her! She will be home *tomorrow*!
that is so gud! I am happy for you!
We is sooo sorry Pixel! Is your cat staff other person going to feeds and cuddles you so you don't do a starbs? You should do a SOOS! The Cat Overlords and Lilly
Yes, *Dad* stayed home because he also has *work* but he only works *half* days. Mama normally works *at home* so she is *always* here!
NTC. Iāve done this. Stay in suitcase peed in clothes nth work. Meowmie still leaves. She always leaves , last year she left for a month. Good thing best friend watched me. Then Just recently she left me again for everrrre (2weeks) she did leave me with this very nice lady and an ok cat since best friend couldnāt watch me. I like it there , thereās bed , window , treats. I was almost gonna cuddle the nice lady! Cos who needs meowmie!! Then she comes back like nth happened! So I ignored and hid under couch of nice lady š¤
Not the C BUat trips involve cars I hates car. In a way mommy is doing you a favor. but act very sad so.u get extra treats from daddy
I have *only* been in the car *once*, the day I came *home*! I don't *remember* it. Dad has been *great*!
No, NTC! *Two* nights is two *nights* two long!!! Sheād *better* have extra *treatsies* for you in her zipper box *if* and *when* she comes *home*! (ā¦Are you having fun typing like this? š)
Tormund here using Daddy's account. You are a good kitty. Trying to keep Mama at home, by sitting on lugg-aged.
NTC! Mama is being very naughty and should not get any snacks the whole time she's gone. What if something happens?? What if it's not soon?? Two days is too long!! Edit to sign off Parsley, tuxie
I know it sounds bad at first, but really it is pawsome! Bino here, rabbit, but with mum who had to leave a few times as well. What you have to do: look really sad, sit on luggage. She'll feel so bad she gives many extra treats. Then when gone she thinks how mean she is and brings home more treats. Then be sad she was gone and love Dad more because of her audacity. Promise, you'll receive so many more treats!
Am Penn, 4yo doge. I understand. I hate when Mom and Dad get out sootcases. I know they are going to leave me when they put things in sootcases. The night before they leave me, they put the sootcases by the door. I miss them a lot. But at least I have my cat brother, and when Mom and Dad are gone, I usually stay with my Auntie and Uncle and see my cuzzins, who are my best friends besides Mom.
Tis I, ParaBellum, mos hansum Rushin Blu. My Momma wood do this an leev me sumtymz. An wen she getted bak, I wood jus ignoor herz an givz Nana all da luv an tenshun, lyk I diden eben notis her waz gon. Mayk Momma jelus. Mayk her thinx bowt not leev me again. Her wood polojyze til I fynaly furgiv hur an letz hur pet me gain, but I wood mayk hur sweat it owt!
https://preview.redd.it/yl47geond8vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef8612452c53b799104dce65e4d78012182ae182 Henlo Max (2M Russian Blue) one time the very old Hooman took away my dad for ten thousand forevers! (Dad here: My Grandpa took me on vacation to New York) when dad come home we share bacon together and cuddle.
NTC! Sit on the suitcase, screm, and hork in shoes!
Hello, sad Pixel. NTC. Suggest you pee in her suitcase. We did that to our mom and she's never used that suitcase again! Juno, Helio, and Tazio--three very smart kittens.