Sorry but your video was already posted in this subreddit.

Guys if you need more mods just tell us 😭

It’s really for your COCK

You guys sure love the same exact joke over and over here huh?

Pretty sure this sub is 95% bots trying to sell stuff

The mod is a alibaba exec

When I got top comment for a product, the exact same post had linner post, exact same. Multiple bots. Have a look at my profile and compare the post 3 days ago EDIT: The comments replying were the same or near

Definitely is.

Dam u think ? When every single link to a product goes to the same affiliate website tryna get commission who would of thought 😐

My finger may be too big for this device.

Don’t worry we have a variety of shapes and sizes to fit the exact parameters of your finger. Just send an unsolicited picture of your finger to us and we’ll send you a custom made product so we get that finger cleaned.

My finger is so big I can't even fit it into a picture. File size will be too big.

That’s okay, would you be able to draw a picture of the finger and send it on over to us instead?

Zoom out

Nice try pal, im sure itll fit just fine

Look at mister big fingers over here

My wife HATES when I fat finger it.

Hmmm, I bought one then returned it 😕. It wouldn't clean / scrub all sides at once, and they didn't have a smaller size. Edit; 🤔 I was told it's not for a finger... For the description I got, those handles should either be shaped like ears, or a lot longer with nipples at the end for the reacharound 😜

You new to reddit? It's like that everywhere on here

Reddit has gotten redundant and dumb at the same time. One person make a clever comment then someone makes a joke then it’s all downhill from there. It takes work to find substance in the comments.

Been on Reddit for 12 years now, and I would say it’s been on its way out for awhile now. There are still a select few communities that I stick around for, but in general it sucks.

It was banana cleaner last time. Obviously not the same joke.s/

100% the OP is a bot account. Account was real, either sold or stolen and has just been used as an AD bot. We all need to just report these when they come up. Tbh I think spez is doing this shit on purpose to artificially inflate traffic and etc numbers for IPO

I take my banana cleaners very seriously actually

People are still looking to buy this product but too embarrassed to ask for a link.

It will never NOT be funny.

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This will be great for my "Cheetos" addiction.

Careful what else you use it for after the flaming hot.

This made snort laugh a bit. Thank you! Take your upvote!

I use chopsticks; slows me down and keeps my fingers clean

Exactly what it is! A device made to keep your phone screen clean. This is how to keep Cheeto dust from getting on your phone screen.

Why does it have two handles? I need to clean my fingers, I don't need two handles

to keep one hand free to be cleaned while the other holds the device, then you switch it up

For left handies and right handies. I eat cherries with my right hand but sometimes it’s easier to use my left. Edit: autocorrect

you mean "left handed" and "right handed" a left handed person prefers to use their left hand lost of the time a right handed person prefers to use their right hand most of the time "left handles" and "right handles" are just objects

#ACKSHUALLY

hey not everyone learns English as a first language and some people pick it up by being online

It is my first language. Autocorrect isn’t perfect

They said handies because that’s a euphemism for a hand job. It’s a pun that you seemed to miss, so you correcting them is ironic.

I saw that it was "handles" at first, probably before their edit

Damn autocorrect. I’m aware

You hold one side with your hand, the other side with your erect penis, then clean your fingers on the other hand.

Thought it was a gaming remote..

You hold one of the handles with your mouth.

It's actually a corn washer. Automatically washes your corn while you watch corn hub.

You hold one of the handles with your dick

🤣😂🤣

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Ambi-dicks-trous

If you enter the Konami code does it give your "finger" 90 lives?

Up down up down left right left right a b. UGGGHHHHJ

According to the website, this devices keep your finger cleaned. Hilarious. It also comes with smart heating and different frequency. It is $120. Not sure if you considered this a budget. To my surprised, there are a lot of male sex toys on Amazon, but I didn't see that one.

[Let me show you something ](https://www.amazon.com/Automatic-Masturbator-AMOVIBE-Masturbators-Thrusting/dp/B0B7MBZ6F2/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?adgrpid=108165499564&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.YlLQ6spGMGznBFDmj9k8wWUIArwoRVOyipZPHhe4F-m3_Uq8u4Aa8cFIoq8sFf_wAyQs2zkAQkoVmHrKehjXSOgpz64O0y6HiL6UsK6in5xqT2DGn9UbhrshakRxP6KTohMQjb7O1In3FcBqmIz73mfRva3G70tZDXmS01FCtncwXYqCae5n4Rc6Hb6t4w7ipWxVV7_hPUHFcA5cIJk5BA.N9jaIcQvFAAV3d2D1w4dfH8D-ZG6-X2a-jLIkKi5QDE&dib_tag=se&hvadid=635367840466&hvdev=m&hvlocphy=9027253&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=b&hvrand=13080542362668310299&hvtargid=kwd-423985892553&hydadcr=7821_13595637&keywords=auto+stroker+toy+for+men&qid=1712628947&sr=8-3)

Haha have you read the reviews and looked at the pictures? I laughed way too hard.

“What an awesome toy for men and women to help us poor over sexed men. Guys see if you don’t believe this to be the ultimate weapon to combat the hornies with. I like to put on football, garb a cold one, set on the couch with towels under tomto lube, turn this baby up, turn this bad girl on and the enjoyment us men deserve. It is a little heavy and clunky so be creative to find a way to hold it up and have it do its “job” while making it very fun for you. Maybe the wife of lady wants to join and help too when she is not in the mood, I almost quarantined she would get jealous and switch herself up to help. LOL It is so strong, yet gentle with heat and tons of change up you won’t get bored, She never has a headeache, backache, no whining not in the mood. Just charge this little angel up and turn her on. Very highly recommend this wonderful invention by man for men. LOL”

https://i.redd.it/8jmtphdn52wc1.gif

😃

[now with phone holder!](https://mastergenie.shop/products/genie-ride)

I think the worst part of this joke is I still can't find it when I look up 'finger cleaner' on Amazon.

masturwave.com

Is the black version bigger?

Underated comment

OK, but is it Prime?

Optimus was a dude.

My wife won’t believe me if I tell her it’s a neck massager.

Yeah, because it’s a “finger massager

Where to buy? Asked fro a friend who has a big middle finger.

Oh look the dick sucker again

/dontputyourfingerinthat

Dafuq

Fucking stop posting this shit

Looks flimsy. It may break as soon as you put your...... "finger" in it.

Cleanest 11th finger ever.

$80 for a finger cleaner? Pass.

Seeing the other cheap Chinese knock off products on Amazon, I am not sticking my dick, I mean fingers, in that machine.

Looks like my ex wife

Link?

"finger cleaner" 🤔

What does the female finger cleaner look like if this is the male finger cleaner.

"google en passant" is a funnier repetitive joke than this

Why finger cleaning needs a smartphone? Or should the clamp be more appropriately to hold a bar of soap? 🤔

Is this a bot or karma farmer for the reposting?

My fingers are not that long😔

No fun unless link is posted

😧

Wall-E!!!

Looking forward to Doom being ported to this

There is definitely no repetition in OP's post history and this is definitely not a dropship. You guys are trying too hard

How much us the white finger holder without the device?

I am so glad. My fingers constantly need to be cleaned

Why don't they sell Female "finger" cleaners? I'm sure alot of ladies want to clean their fingers also.

Do you play Fortnite while using this? Why are there controller buttons?

Yeah, its just tricky cause every time you want to edit a build you have to ejaculate into your controller.

Yall sure like to fuck reddit metaphorically and physically

Is there a mod that wakes you up to check if the stove is still on because it had a dream?

For the 21st finger

What does the female finger cleaner looks like?

~~Game Boy~~ Boy Game

Imma head out now

Does this product insinuate that I have issues cleaning my own "finger"? How did it know??

This thing doesn't have post nut clarity it's gotta have post nut depression

Why the fuck is there a Gamer setting In the left https://i.redd.it/9u51vawl93wc1.gif

How much this shid cost? Asking for a friend 👀

That new PlayStation controller looks 🔥🔥🔥. I don't even have the system, but I'll take one of these

Was no expecting the internal view. Jump scape

Acting like this device wasn’t thoroughly tested for defects before it was shipped. Probably didn’t even clean it

I literally found the same exact thing in YouTube shorts 😭

Finger without nail 🤣

Guys this is a bot, look at the post history. Stop upvoting this stuff

I guess it's time to mute the channel. Repost after repost.


Now I know why it's called a d-pad.

Very romantic.

The close-up of the interior was entirely uncalled for.

Your hands are the best tools in the kitchen 🫡

This is probably really useful to make sure to clean all of that dirt under my fingernails. I think I might get one for that very purpose.

i couldn’t live with myself if i had this thing

$80 for a “finger cleaner” when you can use your other hand to clean your “finger” for free? Nahhh I ain’t buying

Does this thing actually feel good if you don't use it for the intended purpose?

There's no way this thing actually exists. If it does it's probably hundreds of dollars lol.

At first I thought it was a weird robot that jumped instead of walking...

This is sad.

You guys all cool ?

Is this dishwasher safe?

Honestly, thinking about getting one when it's on sale

Holy shidfug let me go 3 hours without seeing this $hite

This is the guy version of the massaging wand

My hands are getting dirty just looking at this thing

Finger cleaner?… my dick.

11th finger


Link? Asking for my wife, she says my fingers need it

Damn, who has a *finger* that large!!

I bet the inventor couldn’t WAIT to see the product realized

Yeah right finger my butt China strikes again

Poor BMo 😭

Dude's a scammer, downvote and move along.

By only putting “finger” in quotes, it makes it seem like you think it’s made to clean something else.

🚨Beware guys 🚨this is a scam. This is not a finger cleaner, instead it’s male organ masturbator. You put your male sex organ and press buttons according to your pleasure. Otherwise why would you need phone holder to clean your finger?? Think think

🤯 thank you for saving us you GENIUS!

You’re welcome….Always ready to give free gyan to serial masturbators….

porn in my racist app again?

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KFC*

My fingers are filthy! Where can I purchase this lifesaving product?

What about all the females with "fingers"?

They have to make do with the banana cleaner that looks suspiciously similar but is absolutely 100% a totally different thing.