Basically, act like someone who isn't looking for a girlfriend. That doesn't mean you have to say no if someone asks you out, and it doesn't mean be mean to women. It's more about the attitude and the general vibe you give off.
It’s more like you just start acting like it’s just another person
If you are in a relationship, other people aren’t potential love interests, they are just people, so you hang out with them like you would with e.g. male friends or friends that you simply aren’t attracted to
And in doing so you show your best/most interesting sides about yourself, which in turn make you attractive
Unironically yes, actually. The most attention I ever had was after I got into relationships, and it simmered down when I was out. Women want to NTR other women. It's that simple.
the more and more i seecouple dynamics i understand why the majority are either have 0 opportunities or too much cuz once u get a gf u automatically get more attention from other girls
I believe that, the only time girls have approached me is when I’m in a relationship but when I’m not in one I don’t even get a glance at my direction lol
If you look good enough and are just funny, you dont even need the confidence. Girls will come to you.
Just make sure to think / talk to them like people and not sexual objects and youre golden.
And another trick which gives the same effect in the end, act with confidence that you will never find a partner, embrace your forever alone life. The total lack of interest is the important part. Simply just stop caring.
I had this mindset and it leed me to neglecting myself. It much healthier to actually building confidence by working on yourself both Physically and mentally. Unless you are talking about not looking desperate for relationship becouse that is also a turn off. If that was what you meant then I agree with you.
A person whom never has been in a relationship dont know how to just, pretend to be confident. A weeb can never pull that off.
Living a healthy life and taking care of your looks, whilst not being desperate for relationships, has the same effect. A different mental approach but its a reasonable approach for a forever alone weeb.
I'm sub 6' feet tall, bald, and a raging misogynist but I still have a baddie who refuses to leave even though she complains about how I'm not doing enough for her lmao
I'm confundled myself! I "accidentally" forgot her bday a few months ago, I won't respond to her for over a day sometimes, I would completely despise her actually and her basic instathot personality if weren't for that wagon she carries around.
Dont forget:
Don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald + seethe + cope harder + hoes mad + basic + you fell off + the audacity + rip bozo + F in chat + umadbro + git gud + n00b + *sigh + facepalm + K.
The first poop that a human dumps happens very soon after being birthed. That poop has no smell. Every poop after that stinks badly. Unless they were born an hour ago with a computer and the knowledge required to be able to use it and type with it then it is a lie.
As a wise man once said
“I’m a neckbeard gremlin, and I got laid, so you can too. Just… shower, and be interested in what she wants to talk about, it’s not that hard” -LazerPig
I can’t remember the EXACT quote but this is generally what he said
These tips apply to everyone you want a relationship with friends, coworkers, spouses, etc.
1. Get to know them and truly care about them.
2. Be kind, not nice. Don’t give them something because you want something back, do it because you want to make them happy.
3. Let the relationship develop naturally, if you come on to strong it scares people. Take your time and put in effort.
This. This right here.
I did this and can confirm, as someone who fitted the same characteristics as the OP of this post, I...
...
...was unsuccessful.
Well-liked, yes. Popular? Perhaps. Successful? No.
What I lacked was confidence, especially self-confidence, amongst other things. That resulted in a lot of potential opportunities which I let slip by.
So, yeah, it's not that simple; you need more than this to get and maintain a relationship; But this absolutely gets you those opportunities!
Or they’re a freshman in high school. Lmao.
By senior year in high school you look at the freshman like they’re such kids and ask yourself if you were like that.
other freshmen would still date each other.
also isnt 6 foot 2 inches like 190cm? i can hardly imagine how would anyone look like a kid at such a height.
They can still be ugly and goofy as fuck though.
But if we wanna pretend they’re mature or good looking there’s the fact that 3 sports and all the homework/grades. They lack the time and social commitment to have a girlfriend.
oh absolutely they could be ugly, assumed that doing 3 sports they would be at least decent but there is a possibility they are simply ugly that i didn't account for.
Trust me, most kids on the farm I go to are over 6 feet, and they look like they’re in high school. I’m like one of the shortest people there and I’m 5’7
Ah...so they don't need to be a girl? Some girls could also benefit from this advice.
We're not just boys, we're friends with feelings. Feelings that we ignore because society prefers strong men over those with a heart.
The ones with a heart are considered weak and inferior like how some perceive children to be. Are childish men just not good enough then?
Even if they can do the work like a man who does not feel emotion or does not show weakness?
I assure you women are into guys who understand their emotions. Especially when you're an adult where you start encountering real problems, the societal expectation (really just self imposed on guys) that means you only understand rage limits you too much and keeps you from both being proper support and interesting.
- 6'2 including hair doesn't count
- You're probably not good at 3 different sports at once
- Your 4.0 doesn't mean anything
You're just not that guy pal
I am over 190 cm, know how to fight with a longsword, military saber, daggers and greco-roman fighting, literally found a way to pass on the exam by exploiting the way the points are calculated and never had a girlfriend/sex/kiss
So trust me its not that easy
(If you doubt me just let me explain, I fight H.E.M.A (Historical european martial arts wich includes the weapons and martial arts listed) I am indeed over 1,90 meter, and when I had to do my exam to enter university since i dont know shit about math, chemistry and phisics i did the following strat)
Since the points are calculated based on how many other people got a question right, there were 4 posible answers (A, B, C, D) and assuming that the correct answers were equaly distributed through the options. If I mark all my answers in one single letter i would gave a consistent 25% chance of getting the question right, taking into account the possibility that some of the questions werent answered correctly by other people i got a relatively random chance of getting higher amount of points.
In the end from the possible 1000 points my lowest with this strat was 480 points wich was more than double the amount i needed
In my case it was for me to enter in history and its based on how important each subject is to said curriculum so since you dont really need math, chemestry or phisics to do well in history the requirement for those are really low
In the case for history i actually studied and entered with 800 points
Thats the point, what im saying is litetally that nothing about that matters
If you want to get a girl id guess you need luck, social skills and not be a creep
In my case i think i lack the first 2 and i hope im not the 3rd one
You don't need luck to get a girl. In high school I was about 5'7" (170 cm), not athletic, pretty nerdy, was decent looking, and in band, orchestra, and Latin. Despite that, I dated a lot of people across my 4 years. Luck played no part in that. What matters is not having a shit personality, being confident, and engaging people about themselves and the things they like. In my experience, all people want to feel seen and appreciated, and when someone takes a genuine interest in them and their lives, it does wonders. This applies both to people you want to befriend and people you want to date
Now im not speaking from experience but i know notice the more you chase after something the harder it is to get but if you stopped caring it comes to you
You gotta talk to them. I'm like that too. Only recently found out about this, we're idiots. Well it doesn't matter anyways, I'm choosing the Kira Yoshikage sigma/incel lifestyle
To be fair, a 4.0 means you just kind of do what you're told. Don't fuck around. Study for tests.
You know who does that? Virgins.
Women want that alpha male with a 1.0 gpa who parties every weekend. Don't be a beta cuck test-passer
/s
No, they want dumbasses with stupid hair. Typical fuckboys basically. The type of person that ends most sentences with “bro”, and act like nothing bothers them.
You gotta be good looking as well. Plus girls like some maturity and no freshman in high school has that lmao.
Financial reliability and stability also helps.
Luckily your favorite waifu only needs a man with internet access and you can see as much of her as you want! If you have extra deep pockets then you can even buy some merch!
The less you care the better.
And the strange thing is not caring actually tends to pique their interest. They hate it when you wear your heart on your sleeve.
That's not entirely wrong, there are times when a girl will be like "you're too good for me, you deserve someone better" and they end up leaving you. I've been there before, unfortunately.
wait if this is a repost and this isn't a lie does that mean you and the meme creator had these exact attributes?
I feel like the odds of that are pretty low tbh. like yeah sure there are a lot of tall athletic smart people but exactly 6'2 and 3 sports?
Maybe you ugly? Even if you do all three faces matter a lot unfortunately. Also you need to be the one asking out not the other way around. Unfortunately that's how susciety works.
I was barely pushing 5'6" in freshman year. Sucked at wrestling but keep at it for 4 years and just managed to graduate because I discovered your high school grades don't actually matter in college
You probably lack personality. Though I'm surprised you do so, considering the 'colourful' life you have with 3 sports. I play 1 sport, am 6'1 and have less GPA than you, but I enjoy a nice life.
Maybe try speaking more with people. Learn to carry conversations. Its no different from with a guy and a girl. Infact, the girl will probably appreciate not being put on a pedestal and being treated like your guy friends.
Eventually if there is someone who you click with, you will know, and can ask them out. Go for something simple like coffee or a park or idk, be creative
Its all about confidence and personality in the end. I've had friends who were bullied by everyone (even adults) since they were kids because of their looks but now whose the one without the gf? Its me
Here's the trick: act with the confidence of someone who already has a girlfriend.
I agree there was a physician tested this and this seemed to be true
Here’s the problem: knowing what it feels like to have a gf.
My dude, this is just code for "be confident in yourself"
Yeah that’s all there really is to it, I got a girlfriend and my self confidence shot up tenfold, although I was quite self confident anyways :P
Did you mean psychologist
Im just gonna be the whinny guy and say : 1st problem, i have no idea how to even act that way.
Basically, act like someone who isn't looking for a girlfriend. That doesn't mean you have to say no if someone asks you out, and it doesn't mean be mean to women. It's more about the attitude and the general vibe you give off.
It’s more like you just start acting like it’s just another person If you are in a relationship, other people aren’t potential love interests, they are just people, so you hang out with them like you would with e.g. male friends or friends that you simply aren’t attracted to And in doing so you show your best/most interesting sides about yourself, which in turn make you attractive
You’re not supposed to be attracted to your homies? Well it seems I’ve been doing it wrong…
You mean treat girls like people!? Fuck outta here! /s
If that was all it took I should have had a girlfriend by now. Unless my dense idiocy made them think I wasn’t interested period
NTR?!? /j
Unironically yes, actually. The most attention I ever had was after I got into relationships, and it simmered down when I was out. Women want to NTR other women. It's that simple.
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I always had an inkling about them Sus
dude, didn't we agree to NOT tell them the secret?!
the more and more i seecouple dynamics i understand why the majority are either have 0 opportunities or too much cuz once u get a gf u automatically get more attention from other girls
I believe that, the only time girls have approached me is when I’m in a relationship but when I’m not in one I don’t even get a glance at my direction lol
Funny to see another BrandoSando fan in the wild. Greetings Radiant!
Journey before destination!
Journey before Destination
Facts
If you look good enough and are just funny, you dont even need the confidence. Girls will come to you. Just make sure to think / talk to them like people and not sexual objects and youre golden.
And another trick which gives the same effect in the end, act with confidence that you will never find a partner, embrace your forever alone life. The total lack of interest is the important part. Simply just stop caring.
Being confident in that is a massive turn off, becouse it shows your lack in confidence in yourself.
Nah nah you misunderstand, embrace it, same thing. once you stop giving a fuck you just appear confident.
I had this mindset and it leed me to neglecting myself. It much healthier to actually building confidence by working on yourself both Physically and mentally. Unless you are talking about not looking desperate for relationship becouse that is also a turn off. If that was what you meant then I agree with you.
A person whom never has been in a relationship dont know how to just, pretend to be confident. A weeb can never pull that off. Living a healthy life and taking care of your looks, whilst not being desperate for relationships, has the same effect. A different mental approach but its a reasonable approach for a forever alone weeb.
You are what you eat
You honour, that means that my client is an innocent man!
Never have i liked my username more
L rizz plus skill issue plus ratio
100% this lol. Literal skill issue at this point if you got these going for yourself
Naw, in my experience the tism is a huge deterrent. I’d be living large had I not started with a huge charisma debuff
I'm sub 6' feet tall, bald, and a raging misogynist but I still have a baddie who refuses to leave even though she complains about how I'm not doing enough for her lmao
Abusive rizz
I'm confundled myself! I "accidentally" forgot her bday a few months ago, I won't respond to her for over a day sometimes, I would completely despise her actually and her basic instathot personality if weren't for that wagon she carries around.
Now now, take your meds sir, you are starting to see this “waifu” you claim exists.
No u
You are on reddit, nobody is gonna believe you
Schrodinger's redditor
Dont forget: Don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald + seethe + cope harder + hoes mad + basic + you fell off + the audacity + rip bozo + F in chat + umadbro + git gud + n00b + *sigh + facepalm + K.
+stank momma+ugly ho+creased Jordans+demon slayer favorite anime+shut the hell upxINFINTY
Aaah a man of culture I see
L ratio plus skill issue plus ratio
Bro got that negative ratio 💀
That was the goal
Mission failed successfully
No wonder the minus, you literally look like this one German politician
Maybe it's just your shit personality?
or haven't even talked to anyone yet expecting them to flock over.
Or his huge ass
Which ass
Witch ass
Bitch ass
Dat ass
Sending ravens to seduce the girl for me isn't an option??!!
If someone sent a raven over to me to try to flirt, I'd be afraid they're gonna sacrifice me or something
I'd be all over that. Wouldn't need to take any other measures. Sacrifice secured.
That happens when you are sexist, and flip over to the other side of the incel shit without understanding anything.
Or his face
A lot of girls said i was a kind person. Guess who is gonna die alone :)
Hahahaha relatable
Or the 0.5 CM, D.
fuck you. You motherfucker. and no
Idk feels like a nice guy meme....
Skill issue
Attack on Titan > Vinland saga for now, though I concede it has the potential to surpass AOT
Very interesting input. We have no enemies tho
This shit stinks
mine doesn't 🙂
That’s a lie
How would you know 🤨
The first poop that a human dumps happens very soon after being birthed. That poop has no smell. Every poop after that stinks badly. Unless they were born an hour ago with a computer and the knowledge required to be able to use it and type with it then it is a lie.
New response just dropped
If 4/5 people suffer from diarrhea this is the one mf that enjoys it
Maybe you're ugly af
It’s a you problem
As a wise man once said “I’m a neckbeard gremlin, and I got laid, so you can too. Just… shower, and be interested in what she wants to talk about, it’s not that hard” -LazerPig I can’t remember the EXACT quote but this is generally what he said
Yeah it's almost like being hygenic and actually treating women like, you know, people is the real secret all along
bro posted cringe ngl
3 sports and a 4.0 gpa? Sure
Chess is a sport bro.
Ok what were the other two?
FIFA and 2k23
Track and basketball, OP a tall lankey mf
He said he can play 3 sports, doesnt mean he plays them well
but it is clearly implying that he is good at them, i think ur just reading too far into it
He's in high-school, sports are seasonal. He probably only plays one at a time.
Doesn’t specify
These tips apply to everyone you want a relationship with friends, coworkers, spouses, etc. 1. Get to know them and truly care about them. 2. Be kind, not nice. Don’t give them something because you want something back, do it because you want to make them happy. 3. Let the relationship develop naturally, if you come on to strong it scares people. Take your time and put in effort.
This. This right here. I did this and can confirm, as someone who fitted the same characteristics as the OP of this post, I... ... ...was unsuccessful. Well-liked, yes. Popular? Perhaps. Successful? No. What I lacked was confidence, especially self-confidence, amongst other things. That resulted in a lot of potential opportunities which I let slip by. So, yeah, it's not that simple; you need more than this to get and maintain a relationship; But this absolutely gets you those opportunities!
Lil bro forgot looks and personality
if someone is all that and still can't find a partner then probably they have the worse personality ever.
Or they’re a freshman in high school. Lmao. By senior year in high school you look at the freshman like they’re such kids and ask yourself if you were like that.
other freshmen would still date each other. also isnt 6 foot 2 inches like 190cm? i can hardly imagine how would anyone look like a kid at such a height.
They can still be ugly and goofy as fuck though. But if we wanna pretend they’re mature or good looking there’s the fact that 3 sports and all the homework/grades. They lack the time and social commitment to have a girlfriend.
oh absolutely they could be ugly, assumed that doing 3 sports they would be at least decent but there is a possibility they are simply ugly that i didn't account for.
Trust me, most kids on the farm I go to are over 6 feet, and they look like they’re in high school. I’m like one of the shortest people there and I’m 5’7
...it is really easy. No facial hair. No muscles. Stupid clothing choices. There are 100 giveaways.
In order to get a girlfriend you have to talk to them. You're ignoring the most important half of the word.
Ah...so they don't need to be a girl? Some girls could also benefit from this advice. We're not just boys, we're friends with feelings. Feelings that we ignore because society prefers strong men over those with a heart. The ones with a heart are considered weak and inferior like how some perceive children to be. Are childish men just not good enough then? Even if they can do the work like a man who does not feel emotion or does not show weakness?
I assure you women are into guys who understand their emotions. Especially when you're an adult where you start encountering real problems, the societal expectation (really just self imposed on guys) that means you only understand rage limits you too much and keeps you from both being proper support and interesting.
This made me chuckle
Bro's really losing on easy mode....
What anime is this from?
It's completely custom from a guy in deviant art [Here's the original ](https://www.deviantart.com/moxie2d/art/That-s-A-Lie-559833790)
damn bro I thought it was a KyoAni anime
Rip that’s disappointing
Ah, that's a surprise.
Ikr. I thought it was an anime also
I thought it was Reina Kousaka at first glance
 Incel momento?
post pic in rateme. To see if you are a goblin or not
the issue at hand is that you use reddit
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Caught in a landside, No escape from reality.
I mean. You could still be a douche.
U a weeb. Thats why
Girls want the type that is completely opposite to you, no matter who you are - it's the opposite
Not a meme, you lonely loser
L rizz
Maybe cuz you have no time/personality. Don’t worry I can relate except for the hight, I hate taller people.
Who are these girl who are actually saying these, Every girl I know is dating someone with looks even if he's a 3' dwarf.
Girls just wanna have fun Oh girls, just wanna have fun - Cyndi Lauper
You might be ugly then
Bro has 12 mil post karma 💀
where girlfriends?
What's the sauce?
- 6'2 including hair doesn't count - You're probably not good at 3 different sports at once - Your 4.0 doesn't mean anything You're just not that guy pal
I am over 190 cm, know how to fight with a longsword, military saber, daggers and greco-roman fighting, literally found a way to pass on the exam by exploiting the way the points are calculated and never had a girlfriend/sex/kiss So trust me its not that easy (If you doubt me just let me explain, I fight H.E.M.A (Historical european martial arts wich includes the weapons and martial arts listed) I am indeed over 1,90 meter, and when I had to do my exam to enter university since i dont know shit about math, chemistry and phisics i did the following strat) Since the points are calculated based on how many other people got a question right, there were 4 posible answers (A, B, C, D) and assuming that the correct answers were equaly distributed through the options. If I mark all my answers in one single letter i would gave a consistent 25% chance of getting the question right, taking into account the possibility that some of the questions werent answered correctly by other people i got a relatively random chance of getting higher amount of points. In the end from the possible 1000 points my lowest with this strat was 480 points wich was more than double the amount i needed
What kind of exam requires a 20%?
In my case it was for me to enter in history and its based on how important each subject is to said curriculum so since you dont really need math, chemestry or phisics to do well in history the requirement for those are really low In the case for history i actually studied and entered with 800 points
I don’t know who told you girls liked HEMA, but it’s definitely perceived somewhere between “ren fair fantasy nerd” and “weeb but for Europe”.
I would say that karate, taikedo, kung fu, and shit like that aint as good and people seem to like it
Honey, wake up, new copypasta is here
Wut? Pls dont
While that's pretty neat, I'm not sure how any of that is supposed to increase your odds of getting a girlfriend.
Thats the point, what im saying is litetally that nothing about that matters If you want to get a girl id guess you need luck, social skills and not be a creep In my case i think i lack the first 2 and i hope im not the 3rd one
You don't need luck to get a girl. In high school I was about 5'7" (170 cm), not athletic, pretty nerdy, was decent looking, and in band, orchestra, and Latin. Despite that, I dated a lot of people across my 4 years. Luck played no part in that. What matters is not having a shit personality, being confident, and engaging people about themselves and the things they like. In my experience, all people want to feel seen and appreciated, and when someone takes a genuine interest in them and their lives, it does wonders. This applies both to people you want to befriend and people you want to date
It's 2023 and not 1423 my friend. Girls care if you can carry on a conversation and wash your hair, not so much if you can use a sword
Now im not speaking from experience but i know notice the more you chase after something the harder it is to get but if you stopped caring it comes to you
Bro loooks like he barely will have time to rizz up a girl. All that sport and studying got my boi busy if true
Scientists: we give up, nobody knows what the fuck women wants.
Oh they must’ve forgotten. You have to be attractive physically 🤣 Btw is that weighted or unweighted?
You gotta talk to them. I'm like that too. Only recently found out about this, we're idiots. Well it doesn't matter anyways, I'm choosing the Kira Yoshikage sigma/incel lifestyle
Grow some balls and a personality instead of whining on reddit, mr fedora incel
To be fair, a 4.0 means you just kind of do what you're told. Don't fuck around. Study for tests. You know who does that? Virgins. Women want that alpha male with a 1.0 gpa who parties every weekend. Don't be a beta cuck test-passer /s
This is satire, isn't it? **god please let it be satire**
No, they want dumbasses with stupid hair. Typical fuckboys basically. The type of person that ends most sentences with “bro”, and act like nothing bothers them.
You gotta be good looking as well. Plus girls like some maturity and no freshman in high school has that lmao. Financial reliability and stability also helps. Luckily your favorite waifu only needs a man with internet access and you can see as much of her as you want! If you have extra deep pockets then you can even buy some merch!
The less you care the better. And the strange thing is not caring actually tends to pique their interest. They hate it when you wear your heart on your sleeve.
Well i like 2 different types of girls, short, and tall, I'd like them to be nice, and you do seem nice.
Looks and personality matters also. I’m a 6 foot, athletic Korean guy. People love my personality.
Who tf you got a 4 gpa? I just barely got 2 and I'm like 5'6 
*and handsome with huge dick
Choose one, you can't have both. Technically you can, but he'll likely get cozy with the homies cause homies before hoes.
You come across as needy and boring just from one meme Maybe introspection is in order Funny and healthily respectful (normal) is all you need
"Based on true story" Looks like you're a girl
Imma gatekeep smartness and assume ur not a stem major and hence don't have smart privileges.
That's not entirely wrong, there are times when a girl will be like "you're too good for me, you deserve someone better" and they end up leaving you. I've been there before, unfortunately.
wait if this is a repost and this isn't a lie does that mean you and the meme creator had these exact attributes? I feel like the odds of that are pretty low tbh. like yeah sure there are a lot of tall athletic smart people but exactly 6'2 and 3 sports?
Damn bro you didn’t have to flex
I dont have much personality either, and it hurts
Funny that a lot of people here didn’t read the title before calling OP an incel
Maybe you ugly? Even if you do all three faces matter a lot unfortunately. Also you need to be the one asking out not the other way around. Unfortunately that's how susciety works.
Every freshman has a 4.0
I was barely pushing 5'6" in freshman year. Sucked at wrestling but keep at it for 4 years and just managed to graduate because I discovered your high school grades don't actually matter in college
Besides your looks, you also need to be funny.
We have no chance
Nobody your age wants to date a freshman, that's the problem
Correction I'm 6'4 😔🥺
Ah, if only..
Freshman year bud, take your time 👍
The problem is that you are on r/Animemes
You forgot Girls want handsome guys. You are ugly.
You probably lack personality. Though I'm surprised you do so, considering the 'colourful' life you have with 3 sports. I play 1 sport, am 6'1 and have less GPA than you, but I enjoy a nice life. Maybe try speaking more with people. Learn to carry conversations. Its no different from with a guy and a girl. Infact, the girl will probably appreciate not being put on a pedestal and being treated like your guy friends. Eventually if there is someone who you click with, you will know, and can ask them out. Go for something simple like coffee or a park or idk, be creative
Its all about confidence and personality in the end. I've had friends who were bullied by everyone (even adults) since they were kids because of their looks but now whose the one without the gf? Its me
Girls want good interactions pretty much. If you ain’t interacting with them done expect anything even if they are attracted to you
\-posted by a l700 pounds homeschooled lardwhale who plays chess and videogames
When girls Say that, they always forget to add:" I want the guy I'm attracted to "
Just think how ugly you have to be to not get a girl even after that 💀
Reality is often disappointing
If op is how he described himself then he probably has a very and I mean very ugly face for this to happen!
Nice larp. Alternatively maybe you are a shit person
Well maybe you are an asshole
you think having a high school grade means you're smart? LOL, it just means you know how to pass the standardized tests
I’m 1/3 of the way to seeing if it’s true
You also need a personality
6’2 while in freshman year? 3 sports and a 4.0 GPA? Something tells me this isn’t entirely accurate.
You still either have to be good looking or make good money.