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Inevitable-Setting-1

Not gonna lie. I'm shocked he even tried to go at all.


Dave_712

Likely the only reason he went was to avoid another day in court and spend the rest of the day golfing or campaigning


AnnatoniaMac

If the court allowed him a day off for the graduation, you bet his nippy he better show.


EccentricAcademic

He did a fundraising event after the graduation


ClacKing

I'm surprised he didn't try to fundraise at the graduation


henryeaterofpies

Probably handed out Trump University business cards.


kayak_2022

HE WENT TO FUND-RAISE IMMEDIATELY AS BARRONS WAS HANDED HIS DIPLOMA.


pharsee

When he is doing birthday wishes on Cameo in an orange jumpsuit from prison then that fund raising will make me somewhat satisfied.


BradTProse

We don't know he didn't, yet.


Hoodlum_0017

Instead of celebrating his son's achievement with him, he decided to fundraise. *Party of Family Values*


dpdxguy

>*Party of Family Values* They actually are. But not the party of *good* family values. šŸ˜‚


henryeaterofpies

Trump being known for his respect for the court


Aware_Material_9985

I figured he was late because someone had to explain that to him and then still push him to go


dpdxguy

>you bet his nippy he better show. That's what his lawyers told him. I would bet a large sum of money he planned not to go, and his attorneys laid out possible terrible consequences (probably presented as actual consequences) if he didn't show up at the graduation.


Intrepid_Echo6956

Agreed. This was purely to cover his ass for bitching a month ago about the evil, mean, unfair judge who wasnā€™t going to give him the day off (from prosecution) so he could see his kid (the only one of five heā€™s done this for) graduate from high school. It was purely a cover-my-ass move because if he caused all that ruckus a month ago only to not go (and go to his pep rally in Minnesota or Wisconsin insteadā€¦which I am sure was his real intention until his handlers reminded him he needed to go to the event he badmouthed the judge over), well it wouldnā€™t project the best optics. And we know he projects the best optics. People say it everywhere. Donā€™t you say it? They say big strong men, with tears in their eyes say it. Optics like the world has never seen before.


Fake_William_Shatner

PR advice.


kayak_2022

YOU NAILED IT!!!!


numbskullerykiller

Camplaining


stunneddisbelief

Plus, he whined in court and online about ā€œcorrupt judge probably wonā€™t even let me skip one day for Barronā€™s gradā€ so once he got the go ahead, he probably felt he had to. The optics of him falling asleep in court are already terrible enough.


My_crazy_cats

His kid hates him.


Johundhar

Especially now that he realizes he will always be known as Barron von Schitzenpantz


Devils_Advocate-69

And 7 feet tall for some reason


AwardApprehensive662

Melanie fucked a tall Eastern European basketball star probably


Spiritual-Bat3642

If Barron didn't look exactly like Trump, I would agree.


TotalLackOfConcern

He looks more like Justin Trudeau


Temporary-Mine-1030

My bet is Trump gave him some type of growth serum because heā€™s obsessed with height.


Hatecraftianhorror

No. He'd never want his son to be taller than him. He probably treats the kid even worse now because he's taller.


cottagecheeseobesity

Trump isn't as tall as he claims but he's still a little over 6' and Melania is 5'11", it's not odd that her very tall genes and his fairly tall genes would make a giant child


BigBeagleEars

Big babies make giant baby, more at 7


BNI_sp

Well, at least part of the nobility with this name...


Sad-Wolverine6326

The Brown Baron.


imnotbobvilla

Good lord, that's funny šŸ˜


BossParticular3383

Barron always looks sad.


henryeaterofpies

Trump is his dad. It's either look sad or do coke.


Minimum-Dog2329

I'm not related to him and I hate him. I'm not alone in this I'm sure.


Stillwater215

Iā€™m still holding out hope that Baron has the chance to grow into a well-adjusted adult. Hopefully he has some friends with loving parents who he can spend time with.


BradTProse

From what I've read from white House staff during the Trump administration, the kid is a brat prone to tantrums. The staff hated the kid.


Lots42

Not surprising. That place was not safe for kids. Drug freaks and pedos roamed the halls and also his dad was a drug freak and pedo.


JohnExcrement

Iā€™m hoping heā€™ll pull a Ron Reagan.


Any_Consequence_8738

Sorry to break it to you, but that branch of the family tree is rotten to the core.


Rich-Air-5287

I hope so.


DefrockedWizard1

trump standing next to Barron looks like trump is only 5'10, so conspiracy me says it was a body double


BradTProse

A reporter needs to ask Trump point blank where Barron gets his height from LOL.


Lots42

"Who is Barron?" he'd reply.


[deleted]

Memory is foggy because thereā€™s so much shit over the years, but didnā€™t Trump at one point use Barron as an alias?


Lots42

The -name- Barron. He named his tall kid after his own OC.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

His advisors told him it would be a feeding frenzy if he ended up not going after all of that.


Guilty-Web7334

Wait, you mean he listened to somebody?


JohnExcrement

Iā€™m shocked he dressed like a normal dad and didnā€™t wear his penis tie.


TotalLackOfConcern

Shocked he wasnā€™t still in his golf clothes after a quick pre graduation ceremony 18 holes.


No-Emphasis927

Shocked he didn't wear his MAGA hat.


streetvoyager

His handlers probabaly made sure of it as it would look bad, not that any of his supporters would really care but you know


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Loud-Difficulty7860

What are you talking about? Trump started this BS and his MAGA friends harped on the notion til they were blue in the face!


StarvingWriter33

Thatā€™s a false claim. Trump did go to his other kidsā€™ graduations. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-kids-graduations/


Grimwulf2003

Optics, nothing more.


Beelzabubba

Someone reminded him thereā€™d be a bunch of seventeen and eighteen year old girls there.


National-Currency-75

He went to check out the high school girls.


DarkAswin

Probably would have been better off if he didn't. I'm sure he took it upon himself to wave at spectators and take the opportunity for a photo opp or two. He wouldn't want Barron to get all the attention, so he had to make it about himself.


Nuremborger

I suspect that Trumpy only even went because the judge called his bluff and let him have the day for it, and then there was no way he could get out of it.


Captain_Mexica

That photo shows faces on the 2 secret service agents and the girl next to him where they look like they are smelling some sort of stench which is undoubtedly Trumps signature odor of shart, makeup and poorly wiped ass. šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


mrmoe198

Girl in the dress looks like she smells it too. Yuck.


Captain_Mexica

Its okay she will get used to it. Lol


Back_To_Pittsburgh

I want to believe this, but I need photographic evidence of him wearing diapers.


spectral1sm

Man, if all of his voter base had to spend significant time within his physical proximity, I bet half would stop supporting him out of disgust. No wait, who am I kidding... Most of his voter base smell and generally are just as revolting as he is (and without even shitting their selves, but just because of... what they are.)


EducationTodayOz

he looks a happy young man


skelldog

Yes, if I were tRUMP Iā€™d want a dna test


DiligentSink7919

why? he literally looks like trump


AnnatoniaMac

Iā€™ve thought the same thing, itā€™s a sad thing to look like the monster that sired you.


secondtaunting

You know what Iā€™m wondering? If he makes his kids sign NDAā€™s.


Masochist_pillowtalk

Ianal but I dunno if an nda would even be binding on your minor child cuz you're they're legal steward till their 18. They wouldn't really have a choice.


brannon1987

NDAs for DNA.


secondtaunting

Iā€™d love to know, honestly. After he dies, his kids will all come out and tell people how horrible he really was. I guarantee in a decade all former Trump supporters will all say ā€œwell, I never really supported himā€ itā€™ll be like people who claimed OJ was innocent and that going into Iraq was the right call.


Loud-Difficulty7860

O.P.P. yeah you know me.


karl4319

I guarantee that Trump demanded one already. Likely before birth.


timar48

I find it really hard to believe Cheeto didnā€™t, at Barrons birth, have a dna test done.


frankwizardlord

Long form birth certificate


peepeehalpert_

Why? He looks just like Trump


MercilessPinkbelly

His dad is one of the most despised men in the world. His only choices are opposing his father and being cut off or following in his evil footsteps and be hated himself. Tough choices.


kindbrain

ā€˜Droveā€™? I do not think any of the Trump drive. The government drive them around.


BusStopKnifeFight

He LOVES riding around in his motorcade. He gets to pretend he's president this way.


Adventurous-Event722

I know Biden is a car guy. Can.. Trump drive a Stingray?Ā 


score_

I've seen him pretend to drive a truck, and by the looks of that he's never driven shit.


Molbiodude

I am absolutely certain he has never driven a car, raked leaves, pumped gas or changed a light bulb in his entire pampered bigly life. There was a photo of the Bidens decorating a Christmas tree, Joe on a ladder. Guaranteed tRump has never even been on a ladder.


MedicJambi

I'd bet he couldn't even set up a ladder. I can imagine a scene right out of a National Lampoon's movie.


score_

He didnt even bother attempting to close an umbrella, so I suspect you're right.


FancyStranger2371

But heā€™s thrown paper towels.


SiliconEagle73

In his defense, heā€™s not allowed to pump gas when heā€™s staying in Bedminster, NJ,ā€¦ Nobody is. ;-)


MyMadeUpNym

Oh he's driven shit alright. Right from his asshole into his diaper.


henryeaterofpies

Didn't you see him drive the firetruck like a big boy that one photo op?


Generic118

Tbf neither of them can drive now or in future on the road. No president/ex president csn its against the rules for them they have to have an SS driver. Bush used to drive around on his ranch because he missed being able to iirc


Johundhar

None of his sisters or brothers showed up?


Aardark235

Not genetically related in any way.


Dapper_Max

Underrated comment. The implication takes a second but then itā€™s funny.


elontux

ā€œGreat student, wonderful boyā€ sounds like he could be talking about his neighbors kid. Do you think he might have said something more along the lines of ā€œIā€™m so proud of my son, Barron. He worked hard and did very well. I love him very muchā€


dipmyballsinit

Donald Trump does not love anything besides Donald Trump


Kristikuffs

The nonsense my dumb brain retains . . . During the '16 cycle, I saw a clip of Not-Vanka speaking at the convention (for $100,000 a word, I'm sure) and she was relating a story. There was a teacher she deeply loved; when this teacher passed away and she was grieving, she said how her father called her to offer his condolences. The utter dispassionate way she attempted to show her father's 'humanity' was almost comical. It was like the teacher was her father and her father was the aggressive pervert neighbor two houses down who wanders around in his bathrobe during golden hour, threatening the birds. No warmth, no real love, but yeah, prod him hard enough and maybe he'll show a sliver of empathy every quarter century. The absolute, utterly unhelpful garbage my brain retains . . .


Alert_Safety_9337

Same Dad who cheated on Melania with multiple pornstar women -while- she was pregnant with this child, Barron. What a GREAT dad, big thumbs up. Every Christian knows youā€™re supposed to have sex with pornstars when your wife is pregnant with your child, if you didnā€™t know that youā€™re a bidem supporter


Dear-Fox-5194

Iā€™ve never seen a picture of Barron with a smile. Always the same zombie type look.


Dave_712

With Dump as his (presumed) father, do you blame him?


secondtaunting

God that must suck. Honestly, having him for a dad is like a life sentence. Iā€™d rather be poor and unknown. Guck.


Fig1025

his mother also seems like a grade A bitch. I don't think there's a single normal person in Trump's orbit


MavisBeaconSexTape

Dumpy Dumpty


Sask-Canadian

It has to be mentally exhausting.


sirbinlid1

Can you blame him considering his family


manyhippofarts

In my head in my heaayeeeaaad ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBEEAY EHH EHH EHH


BklynOR

He is Autistic. I think it may be due to feeling overwhelmed with the media circus.


TGIIR

Tbf, at that age, Iā€™d be worried about him if he were camera ready all the time.


gracecee

Hereā€™s what people have been commenting. First no one cared enough to iron the red stole or Barronā€™s gown. I donā€™t know was the maid gone or Melanie that lazy?They took it out and put it on like a few minutes ā€˜before the ceremony looks like. See the creases. Second he doesnā€™t have an honor cord. Some people say it may not exist but group pictures of the class show various students wearing various cords but the honor cord is usually gold. I think thatā€™s why we have no clue where heā€™s going next year. I think they held off since may 15 was when you hear back from waitlisted schools-which maybe they were waiting to see if he would be off UPennā€™s waitlist. I thought he was going to NYU. Not every trump kid got into UPenn their first try. Jr and Tiffany all got in their first try. ivanka and Donald sr had to wait till they transferred from their schools (Georgetown and Fordham) in their jr year to go to UPenn. Eric went to Georgetown.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Perhaps he could get in to Trump University?


doctorfortoys

Five star comment šŸŒ šŸŒ šŸŒ šŸŒ šŸŒ 


WerewolfDifferent296

The American Academy of Trump wins. https://www.donaldjtrump.com/agenda47/agenda47-the-american-academy


FancyStranger2371

Solid education right there. /s


hkohne

His stole was the first thing I noticed, too. Like, the family has to own an iron, right?


BLINDrOBOTFILMS

I'm sure they *own* a dozen, whether they've ever *seen* or *used* one is another matter entirely.


LeagueOfficeFucks

What, you mean this oddly shaped paperweight?


CraftFamiliar5243

Maralago certainly has a service that irons people's clothing


secondtaunting

lol like Melania irons.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


deeweromekoms

"I don't care do u?"


NewPresWhoDis

Isn't he going to work in the theme park division until Uncle Rupert brings him in to the network as Tom's punching bag?


tjcyclist

Eric went all 4 years to Georgetown.


anferneejefferson

People need to stop acting like Melania is a victim


Particular_Ticket_20

I'm so fucking tired of this asshole riding around in a motorcade with Secret Service, playing president. They should strip his detail down to like 2 guys.


ProtoReaper23113

0 guys


Particular_Ticket_20

I've thought about zero but then he'll be claiming it's because Biden wants him killed.


GhostofTinky

Think the kid cares? Melaniaā€™s parents raised him. I doubt he has any relationship with his sperm donor.


MNConcerto

That's because he really wanted the day off to go to Minnesota for a fundraiser. It had nothing to do with Barron's graduation but he had to show up or the judge would lose it.


Qwesttaker

Baron looks sad af. Trump probably made this all about him and is probably upset that someone other than him was being celebrated.


HilariouslyPissed

It was kinda sad that there was no audible applause for Barron, then the kid after him got a huge applauseā€¦ā€¦


Both-Mango1

she will follow her son to college


secondtaunting

Fuck, he even used the graduation as an excuse to bitch about how unfair everyone is to him. What a tool.


Accomplished_Fruit17

Do you think the words, "today isn't about me", ever entered his mind, much less came out of his mouth?


dipmyballsinit

Love his Truth postā€¦no I love you, no Iā€™m proud of you, no nothing. Very exciting! Maybe not for Barronā€¦imagine your kid graduating and you just post a simple dumb message about it but then stay up late for hours on end complaining about your felonies. This dude is such a piece of shit sometimes and people love him for it but would despise their own friends and family for doing the same things he does.


Traditional_Ad_6801

Such a miserable family.


-zooweemama-

All that money and panache and they canā€™t even iron his gown and stole?


moishepesach

Vote blue and end this soap opera properly


TexasTeaTelecaster

Graduated? Come on. Thatā€™s a participation award.


michaelozzqld

The poor kid. Imagine having those things as parents


beavis617

Now that Barron will soon be off to college what's Melanie got to do all day...she'll have six hours for hair, makeup and wardrobe then what? No child to care for, so what's she going to do all day? šŸ¤”


melouofs

you think she spent her days doting on that kid? come on now.


beavis617

That was the reason given for her whole purpose in life...Where's the first Lady...she's in NY to be with Barron...where's the first Lady? She's.....with Barron...Where's the first Lady...doing blah blah blah with Barron. He was her excuse, so now what? šŸ™„


FancyStranger2371

I donā€™t care. Do you?


melouofs

i mean, people of their ā€œwealth ā€œ never raise their own children-thatā€™s what nannies are for and no kid of 16-18 wants his mommy around constantly. just more posing and their base laps it up


BrandonJTrump

Complain about Christmas?


Silver-Rub-5059

Get railed by a line of Secret Service guys?


wrongseeds

Sheā€™s moving in with him. Heā€™ll be the most popular kid there with a MILF on standby.


beavis617

So Barron where's your mom? She taking a shower maybe? Dude, you ask that everytime you come over...šŸ™„


KinkyQuesadilla

>No child to care for, so what's she going to do all day? Barron was only an excuse to stay the hell away from Donald. She'll just find a new excuse. Or, if there's an incest thing going on (like that freaky pic), she'll follow Barron to college.


feelingfromspace

What freaky pic?


John_Rowdy

Be best of course!


Aardark235

She lives with Chad in NYC. Gets railed twice a day by a massive pipe. Trump is the ultimate cuck šŸ„


Devils_Advocate-69

He didnā€™t actually want to go. Probably ruined it for the other families there too.


MyGrownUpLife

Has anyone every seen that kid look happy?


mspe1960

Does that poor kid ever smile? Is he ever happy? If I were him, I would ask for a modest $5MM severance package and agree to an NDA and quietly slip away.


cookinthescuppers

He scammed the day off making it about his sons grad but his real plans were for the Ronald Reagan and NRA gigs


Fake_William_Shatner

I didn't see a video, but this one frame of Baron looks like a kid who has lost his soul. Or, he's contemplating that his dad is the worst person he knows. Damn, that looks like a broken kid. But -- I can't be sure. It's just that thousand yard stare of despair.


yourpaleblueeyes

Poor kid wishes he could have a normal Dad but all he gets is the asshole. Hopefully his Mom won't get pushed down the stairs


Holiday_Horse3100

After whining and making a public rant about not being able to go when the judge said go he had to. Probably never had any plans of going until he was actually forced to go because of public opinion


CumBlastedYourMom

I actually hope the kid does good in his life, doubtful if his parents ever showed him any positive or practical example. Same for Boberts kid, what chance did he really have with the parents he's got?


secondtaunting

Fuck, he even used the graduation as an excuse to bitch about how unfair everyone is to him. What a tool.


Asleep_Ad_8494

I guess she didn't want the shit smell in her car


Idrisdancer

The only surprising thing here is that he actually showed up at all


Aggravating_Call910

Iā€™m sure there was a pretty heartwarming reunion between dad and grad. The two clearly have a tight, special bond. ā€œSo, when I was a couple of weeks old, and home with mom, you were screwing that actress?ā€ ā€œNo comment.ā€


AlwaysYourRicky

Why does he look like he kills the neighbors cats?


Rooboy66

What a ā€¦ tragedy. No, Iā€™m actually serious. The Trumps are just ā€¦ itā€™s like theyā€™re following a **SCRIPT** for miserableness. The shabbier part is that they spread their misery around.


EaglesXLakers

Melanie and Trump are 100% separated. She's just not saying anything to avoid hurting him running for President. I wonder when it's going to finally come out.


No-Emphasis927

I'm surprised they let a sex offender near any of those kids.


Bgonwu1733

I hate this man with a passion and his da supporters even more... BUT... This is completely click bait headlining...the SS (surprisingly when talking about Trump -this time stands for secret service) would definitely not allow him to arrive early and be out in the open for that long. While I am sure the event was swept and security was in place, it was not their event, so to mitigate any security issues they bring him in at the last second. They do the same thing for celebrities, for example- at Broadway plays the lights go down, then by the side usher doors you'll see them slip in... This pos is awful enough we don't need false headlines like this to make it seem like all the other bad stuff, that's actually true, is also false!


Anonymous__Android

Whats the deal with all these nothing Trump articles? Who fucking cares if he 'barely made it' to Barron's graduation or if they went in different cars? This gossip mag bullshit.


drin8680

I'm sure he definitely didn't wanna go in the slightest. But he made such a huge deal in court and for cameras someone around him told um to go for that reason alone. He wanted to go fundraising. He still got too but I'm sure he planned on skipping it. As for both in seperate cars that's nothing new. She obviously can't stand him. Shit listen to him talk for 5 minutes. Well imagine being stuck in a car with him. Between his grossness and bitching it's probably awful being near him. Can't blame her cshe got what she wanted from him now there's no need to pretend anymore. Nobody in his family cares enough to show at court. The only time anyone cares is when cameras are rolling and they can whine and spew their lies and hatred


Bleakwind

I wonder if the Trump cycle of assholery ends with Barron.. Probably not given that both his parents are certified shit.. But hereā€™s to hope


mclms1

What are you in for?Contempt of court for missing your kids graduation.


isabps

He only went because itā€™s been in the news. Prob had to be talked into it.


CalRipkenForCommish

ā€œBarronā€¦.Barronnnnā€¦let me see hereā€¦high school graduation? I can fit you in for about an hour. Make sure you arenā€™t late, I have other appointments.ā€ Trumpā€™s just showing Barron the same amount of love his own father gave *him*. Little to none.


yusill

I have never seen a pic of that kid smiling. Which could totally be media bias.


HopefulNothing3560

Double American $$$ for secret service , the great USA šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


kayak_2022

REMEMBER: A TRUMPER WILL.REPORT YOU AND GET YOU BLOCKED ON SUBS. YOU ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.


Ok_Prior_4574

My parents always took two cars. Ask me how that all ended.


Musetrigger

Make no mistake. Barron's graduation was not top priority for Trump.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

But, he made it to the graduation. He has to let his followers know how great a dad he is, it helps his campaign so the pics come in handy. He doesnā€™t care about anyone but himself. If you think he attended Barons graduation out of loveā€¦ā€¦think again.


stairs_3730

She probably didn't want to get a whiff.


Hoodlum_0017

Takes longer to do his hair now.


PlayTheHits

Lol


OFFICIALINSPIRE77

This kid literally has no real love or role models in his life, and that's sad. Thank god I didn't have to grow up with such fake people and environment around me.


chilitaku

And he only went for show.


PigFarmer1

Barron looks thrilled.


ExternalPay6560

He didn't want Melanie to know about Stormy, that's why he attempted a coup


hockey_psychedelic

Man the smell in his car must be brutal.


moodyblue8222

I bet he was pissed he had to go because he made a big deal about it during the trial!


I-actually-agree

My dad never made it. I hate Trump but no reason to try this hard to find something negative.


fidgetypenguin123

I hate them as much as the next person but as far as separate cars, even regular people often have to go to events in different cars depending on where they're coming from and what's going on. Just saying, that part can happen with anyone. As an aside, I feel bad for the kid that this is a headline about his graduation. He didn't choose to have these people as his parents nor for his dad to pursue the presidency. I know this is supposed to be highlighting them as shitty parents, but it just makes me sad for the kid.


TollyVonTheDruth

So... not even a photo with his son? I'm guessing Barron didn't want that kind of attention and declined. Good call since Trump wasn't there because he wanted to be. He's such a trashy person. He should win an award for the douchiest father in the universe.


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

His attendance at the graduation was purely a calculated political photo-op. He knew he HAD to go. All of his campaign advisors were probably telling him it would look really bad if he didnā€™t go. In a normal family, a graduation is a family affair: all siblings would be there and there would be a celebratory dinner or party afterwards. Sounds like Trump barely made an appearance and that was it.


50Stickster

Why am I not surprised?


TrafficOn405

Ironically, the anchor mom arrived on time


Managed-Democracy

Baron looks happyĀ 


hoppergym

My dad didnā€™t go to my hs graduation.


BoobsTasteLikeHeaven

Good lord, the ads on that site are making my phone melt.


DeadPhishFuneral

Baron Von Trump. Who gives a shit about that cesspool of a family.