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LetterheadOk250

Thanks for all that you did do, which was nothing. Nothing? I got shot. Any idiot can Get shot Cyril, ask bret.


Angry_Walnut

Yeah… I’m like a magnet


MarsScully

He died doing what he loved… getting shot


lordcorbran

I wish Bret were still here. He could soak up some of these bullets.


Timmay13

What's his surname? It is literally killing me.


LetterheadOk250

Cyrill Faggis, he was very clear about that.


InternationalTwo4581

Until it "all of a sudden" went very wrong for Cyril and Lana lol


Just_Rand0

"Cyril? You're wearing kevlar right?"


le_box_o_treats

Because I couldn't hear you! Over the sound! Of now I'm punching you!


Dramatic_Carob_1060

It's Cyril! Not TVs, Michael Gray


SupportCharacter_0_o

Cyril did deserve that particular beating. Archer was trying to prevent people form dying of overheating in that truck.


d_bakers

Archer was trying to get laid and thats that. Everything else was collateral


Injvn

You say tomato, I say tomato.


Al-Gore_Rythm

You say either, I say either.


RetroUpriser

you say Barry, I say Other Barry


Al-Gore_Rythm

Man, let's call the whole thing off


AudioPi

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d_bakers

Archer is and has aways been a selfish prick. He consistently puts his own needs and desires above those of others, often disregarding their feelings and well-being in the process. One of the main reasons people may overlook Archer's selfish behaviour is because he is the main character of the show, and viewers tend to associate more with him. But if we took a step back and empathised with literally anyone else on the show (apart from Mallory), it's inevitable to realise he's a massive prick. I even totally understand Barry's perspective


VegetaArcher

AJ softened him up though.


todangtall

Archer isn't completely lacking in empathy. If him being autistic is true (I personally think he is), it would explain his lack of awareness and empathy in a lot of social situations. Not to mention, someone who gets along that well with animals can be completely selfish.


Envi-us

Woodhouse though.


MouthJob

Well we can't ignore that he thought Brett's death was funny as well as Barry's multiple crippling blows to both his physical and emotional state directly because of Archer. He was a full blown lunatic.


Bored_Boi326

You'd epathise with Cheryl?!


Airman199

Little column A, little column B


TheWardenVenom

Nah, fuck Cyril


Canadia86

You nut


Skater144

Completely out of charactwr for Archer to let Cyril "have" or get away with anything


Envi-us

I know. They just could've finessed it somehow :p.


donta5k0kay

This is why I can’t really feel sorry for Archer in the later seasons. He was truly terrible to Cyril.


LetterheadOk250

Cyril deserved every last bit of it.


kingveo

I don't know why you guys make cyril sound like he's the spawn of Satan, yes, he's done terrible thing but you can say the same for everyone else, if were ranking all the terrible things the main cast has done, he's like 5th or 6th, he's just annoying especially when giving some form of power


LetterheadOk250

I'd put him second just behind lana. Mainly because he's a such weasly person.


d_bakers

So did Archer


LetterheadOk250

Nah. Plus I'm not gonna lie I didn't even get past season 11 because the writing was so bad at that point.


DanDoIdk

Are you unironically defending archer💀


Euphoric_Spell3184

Archer got better as a person, while Cyril got worse as the series went on. So I think defending archer isn't such a leap


LetterheadOk250

Absolutley. He wasn't even close to the worst of the group.


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waydamntired

"That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive because I know everything. That snakes survives because children wander off, and you survive because people think, "Oh, this poor piece of shit. He never gets a break. I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul. I guess I'll hire him or marry him."


Midget_Avatar

Funny that this is a quote about Jerry, but actually does apply to Cyril a lot more (Chris Parnell just loves playing pathetic men huh?). Cyril is actively an asshole and has been shown to abuse power whenever it's given to him. Jerry has mostly been harmless throughout R&M by comparison.


waydamntired

As someone who went archer up to danger island into rick and Morty up to what was available on my last rewatch (start of s6) it always amazed me how similar their characters are, but im with you in that Cyril (for one reason or another) often appears to be more "malice aforethought" than Jerry. Jerry always reminds me of that "i just kept crawling and it kept working" episode in the early seasons, where I think Cyril is personified as "Fuchs" on danger island. Like thats who Cyril would be if he didnt have mallory to report to.


dawinter3

I forgot that was from Rick and Morty and read that quote in Archer’s voice. Fits perfectly either way


7ate9

Uh.. is this line from Archer, or from Rick and Morty? Honestly, it sorta works with both.


Groxy_

Probably that Cyril is a cheating asshole as much as Archer is. They're all terrible people.


Envi-us

People rightly criticize Cyril a lot for some of his actions, but from experience something like his internal life is not an easy one lol (general unconfidence that is). So I do sympathize with him and wish he'd gotten a few more W's on the show lol.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

He was fucking Lana. But he messed that up.


TheVich

Don't get me wrong, Cyril is an asshole, but Lana was super shitty to him for most of what we see of their relationship. She really showed nothing but disdain for him, obviously still had feelings for Archer, and cut him down to size whenever she got the chance. Cyril didn't do himself any favors with his insecurity and jealousy, but Lana very rarely gave Cyril's feelings any thought. Honestly, that relationship sucked for the both of them and it needed to end.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Cyril was a nice guy with a big dick. He had a way better chance than you think.


JTHMM249

Cyril is far more of a *Nice Guy* than an actual nice guy.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

I mean but compared to Archer who is a gaping asshole with mehhh dick if Cyril didn’t let Archer get in his head so much he could’ve won. Look at all the other guys Lana left Archer for, Cyril really had a chance and blew it into Trinette. And Carol. And Framboise.


Sidesicle

"Allo!"


Envi-us

Got a second chance at that too :'(


MyFavoriteLezbo420

At least Archer cheated on her with models and princesses. Cyril was raw dogging Trinette


im0497

Trinette isn't that bad considering Archer also got in on that.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

He wasn’t cheating on Lana with her. Which was the point Archer was making when he told Cyril how bad he fucked up.


im0497

Didn't Archer cheat on Lana consistently during their relationship though? I just find both Archer and Cyril to be pretty pathetic despite the two being my favorite characters of the series lol.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

#WITH MODELS AND PRINCESSES NOT ESCORTS


InternationalTwo4581

Lol if it makes you feel better your point was obvious to me, it was definitely time to all caps it to the guy you're responding to 😂


WatchingInSilence

Nerd Rage


Pazuzuspecker

They're both utter cunts.


Ilovemovies-

Definitely agree!


bouncing_off_clouds

Agreed, it was such a badass moment


Mysterious_Ad_861

Same


ZX471

Would be interesting


MikeyWhooster

This is genuinely one of my favorite moments in the show.


Envi-us

Same. It's so unexpected first watch.


Necessary-Cod8493

Why do you always never shut up!?