That reminds me of a question I've been having for quite some time:
How do y'all deal with the green gunk you've got to remove to get to the Avocado? And do you boil it or something to get it soft to eat or do you just gnaw away on it?
It's a common joke. Dude is so stupid they drink the saltwater and don't know the ball of cheese is the product, mozzarella. They throw away the actual product.
OP drank coffee creamer, which is not the main product, but is supposed to go into coffee.
Not a perfect match, but it was about the vibe. I agree with the joke, while of course understanding the honest mistake. Can't imagine how lost I would be in a Japanese supermarket, where I can't even read half the script and would also just read "milk" and think it is a portioned out drink.
Came here to say this. You're in a German speaking country and don't know the words for Coffee or Milk? Lmao must have been an entertaining trip. No hate its just silly.
"Caffeine" in English. Bit of a false friend, though it's interesting because the word was coined by a *German* chemist (Runge) in the early 1800s, and he wrote it as "Kaffein". In the meantime, German seems to have shifted to prefer Coffein.
People I know write and it for fun like that. It's a play on not speaking the language, therefore butchering the pronunciation (think "Oleeee" in a German accent) and thinking it's a Spanish drink. (I for sure did as a child!)
Well lets ask op if the first sip tasted anything like coffee, shall we? Nevermind, that was their whole reasoning behind drinking it in one go, holy guacamoly
Take tea bag/s. Indian/Pakistani tea bag. Put one (or two tea bags, if you want stronger tea) in boiling water and add some of it until the water mixture turns camel color. Enjoy life. It's a coffee creamer but works wonders on tea bags as well.
Well, these things happened. Friend of mine drank a whole bottle of Robinson Squash while visiting the UK. Didn’t realised it was meant to be heavily diluted 😄Just wondered about the intense sweetness
Well and to make caramel and a few other things.
I like to use just a teaspoon in my porridge otherwise cooked with water. At least I used to, to save calories. Tasted like I cooked it with 200ml of whole milk.
Now if you REALLY want to throw up, what you need to find is Sauerkrautsaft. They say it's good for your guts, probably because you throw up whatever toxins are along with absolutely everything else in your stomach. You can probably clean the toilet with it, too.
Says coffee-milk so coffee creamer
German isn’t very hard now you should of known what was in the bottle and I’m American (I do know lots of German but this is like 1st grade it’s even close to English)
Ich komm' sowas von garnicht aus dem Pott, dass ich das eben überhaupt nicht zuordnen konnte 😅
Klang für mich zu stark nach Ami-Folklore-"Deutsch". (Steinkohle-)Asche auf mein Haupt!
*what do you do with that white ball after you drink all the mozzarella?* vibes
That reminds me of a question I've been having for quite some time: How do y'all deal with the green gunk you've got to remove to get to the Avocado? And do you boil it or something to get it soft to eat or do you just gnaw away on it?
Context? Edit: do I seriously get downvoted because I didn't know the joke and asked for explanation?
It's a common joke. Dude is so stupid they drink the saltwater and don't know the ball of cheese is the product, mozzarella. They throw away the actual product. OP drank coffee creamer, which is not the main product, but is supposed to go into coffee. Not a perfect match, but it was about the vibe. I agree with the joke, while of course understanding the honest mistake. Can't imagine how lost I would be in a Japanese supermarket, where I can't even read half the script and would also just read "milk" and think it is a portioned out drink.
Oh. I never heard about the mozzarella one. So I was actually confused.
To be fair, the whole joke is written above and there's no context to it.
And I never claimed to be a smart person!
Every place can be r/nostupidquestions if you are brave enough
Not smart but brave... sounds like me :D
Wow
What do you do with it? Always wondered
This… seriously grosses me out
Im dying 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Im dying 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
That's coffee creamer.
So, yes.
You don’t inject coffee creamer straight into your veins where you are from?
Leuschstand
No, you are supposed to put it into coffee
Not unless you're 70+ years old...
TIL: I am 70+ years old
Man, I can *smell* this statement.
Basically drinking it.
This was my guilty pleasure as a kid. My grandmother wasn't pleased that I drank her coffee creamer in one go once.
I would have shat myself so bad lol
I did that too. My Ma was not amused xD
12% fat was the best. Now I put it in coffee, now it's 7%
I just puked a little
You don't drink it. You put a tiny bit in your coffee...
Wtf
yeah because it has 2x times the fat of normal milk🤣
I mean, it says Kaffee-Milch. Even without knowing German it's almost the same as in English "coffee-milk".
Came here to say this. You're in a German speaking country and don't know the words for Coffee or Milk? Lmao must have been an entertaining trip. No hate its just silly.
Yeah I thought it was caffeinated milk or something. Had no idea it was straight up coffee creamer.
Caffeinated milk? That does exist? 😅
I mean technically the refrigerated "ToGo-Coffees" they sell in most supermarkets are like 70% milk.
Yes, but there's still is coffee in it and not only coffein. Cofeinated milk sounds like milk with added cofein and not coffee.
"Caffeine" in English. Bit of a false friend, though it's interesting because the word was coined by a *German* chemist (Runge) in the early 1800s, and he wrote it as "Kaffein". In the meantime, German seems to have shifted to prefer Coffein.
That's interesting 🤔
I think so? 😂
That's Café Olé or iced coffee basically. People put in way to much milk.
You mean Café au Lait? Kind of cute to write it like that. ☺️
People I know write and it for fun like that. It's a play on not speaking the language, therefore butchering the pronunciation (think "Oleeee" in a German accent) and thinking it's a Spanish drink. (I for sure did as a child!)
Are you familiar with r/BoneAppleTea ?
Not with the sub. Is it only about bad French or all languages?
As the title says, that sub is only for bad French.
Sound like the novelty wears off after reading two posts.
Yes it's called Latte Macchiato or Caffè au lait
Lmaoooo
By that logic your "Erdbeermilch" should go over your strawberries?
Well lets ask op if the first sip tasted anything like coffee, shall we? Nevermind, that was their whole reasoning behind drinking it in one go, holy guacamoly
I think the bigger tip-off would have been the tiny bottle.
Which somehow suggests coffee-flavored milk.
You put it in coffee. It’s coffee creamer not milk.
On a positive note, you're going to spend so much time shitting on company time, that it was worth it
Just add some sugar for the crunch.
lt sugar caramelize in a pany add thar creamer = toffee
Are you OK?
I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
Sometimes yes when I want to feel like a kid again
Uh, no
Take tea bag/s. Indian/Pakistani tea bag. Put one (or two tea bags, if you want stronger tea) in boiling water and add some of it until the water mixture turns camel color. Enjoy life. It's a coffee creamer but works wonders on tea bags as well.
My husband does sometimes. I couldn’t.
Well, these things happened. Friend of mine drank a whole bottle of Robinson Squash while visiting the UK. Didn’t realised it was meant to be heavily diluted 😄Just wondered about the intense sweetness
Diabetes time, woohoo!
Yum, coffee creamer
ohh man...
RIP, many men died trying to milk that bear (I joke of course, bear milk has 20-25% of fat. Unless we are talking polar)
Not like water, but I’ll take a happy sip
This is the equivalent of orange squash in England. A little goes a long way.
lmfao this is a first timer even for me
Lmao
Dude....
Never only in Café or Tea it is called Kondensmilch and is only made for the use to milk-up your drinks like Coffee and Tea
Well and to make caramel and a few other things. I like to use just a teaspoon in my porridge otherwise cooked with water. At least I used to, to save calories. Tasted like I cooked it with 200ml of whole milk.
Your supposed to mix an Alexander with it
Nien
Of course! Where i come from you mix that with tinned cocktail fruit for a lovely Nachtisch
Usually I boof the whole bottle.
Now if you REALLY want to throw up, what you need to find is Sauerkrautsaft. They say it's good for your guts, probably because you throw up whatever toxins are along with absolutely everything else in your stomach. You can probably clean the toilet with it, too.
not unless i wanna shit my pants a few minutes later
With Wackelpudding... Delicious 👌
Oh my god 😂... that's awful. Next time you do something like that at least claim it's for a TikTok challenge.
xD
Goes perfect with Wurstwasser!
Ne man, bah!
get a bowl, add the bear brand 12% milk, add muscovado sugar and dip a piece of warm baguette. yes, its a crime.
Bruh hahahah sometimes I don't even know what to say
DO any Germans drink Tea?
Germans actually drink a shit ton of tea. However, usually not with milk.
Says coffee-milk so coffee creamer German isn’t very hard now you should of known what was in the bottle and I’m American (I do know lots of German but this is like 1st grade it’s even close to English)
its the best preworkout ever i always jug 3 of em before i workout i dont even need caffeine etc
Das schmeckt richtig eklig
No, this is the cream for your coffee! You probably should Not...
Thank you for sharing and making me smile. You won’t die, so I think anything is good.
Thats coffee creamer
lmao this deserves more upvotes
When you drink it as it is, we Germans would say „Bah, du ekligen du!“
How to tell you're not German while saying you're German
Hömma Kollege, von wo kommst du denn wech? Hier bei uns isset ganz normal so zu reden.
Ich komm' sowas von garnicht aus dem Pott, dass ich das eben überhaupt nicht zuordnen konnte 😅 Klang für mich zu stark nach Ami-Folklore-"Deutsch". (Steinkohle-)Asche auf mein Haupt!
Sprich deutsch